"Haha, I can help you, the four great sorrows of life, the loss of parents in youth, the loss of spouse in middle age, the loss of only son in old age, and the lack of good teachers in young children." Xu Feng continued.

"Haha... Vulgar and vulgar, vulgar and unbearable, so brilliant, dare to be so conceited, it is ridiculous. After hearing this, some people despised it on the spot.

"Hiss...", one person shouted in surprise, everyone followed the reputation, it turned out to be Kuai Yue, the second son of the Kuai family, Kuai Yue nodded, and said with a smile, "It seems vulgar, but it is concise and to the point, easy to understand, the sorrow of life, vividly revealed, please consult Brother Tai, this life has four joys, how is it?" ”

"Then the little brother will continue to sacrifice ugliness." Gently stroking his forehead and putting on a smile that he thought was charming, Xu Feng smiled.

"Giggles... It's really tricky. Naturally, it was the boy named Yan'er who spoke.

"The four joys of life,

A long drought is full of nectar,

Encounter old acquaintances in a foreign land.

Candle night in the cave room,

When the title of the gold list. ”

"Wonderful... Wonderful. The four joys of life are really relevant. After listening to this, Kuai Yue nodded and praised again and again, and the rest of the people couldn't help but nod and praise after savoring it.

Although he has manipulated the things of later generations, Xu Feng does not think so, he is a traverser, this is his unique advantage, other people's things are here, they are their own, and no one can blame themselves.

"The auspicious time has come" Just when everyone was immersed in Xu Feng's poems of four joys and four sorrows, and frequently recalled, someone suddenly shouted, followed by drums and drums, gongs and drums sounded, and the joyful atmosphere multiplied suddenly. Liu Biao swept away the displeased look just now, and hurriedly greeted him with a smile, and after a while. Under the gaze of all the guests, the bride with a red hijab and a delicate xia dress was surrounded and walked into the hall.

"I heard that this second lady of the Cai family is as beautiful as a flower and as beautiful as a fairy, I don't know if the rumors are true?"

"That's natural, the second lady of the Cai family, and her reputation is far and wide. In this Jingxiang Nine Counties, she is a beauty second to none. ”

"Yes, I heard that this woman is less than twenty. Delicate and lovely, extraordinary appearance, the state pastor is really a good blessing, dead wood in spring. It's enviable. ”

…… The guests looked at the bride with a red hijab. I couldn't stop whispering admiration.

"Hey...", Xu Feng shook his head and sighed lightly.

"Hey, people are getting married, what are you sighing about?" I don't know when, the young man in white actually came to Xu Feng's side, and when he saw Xu Feng, he sighed and asked curiously.

"The old cow eats tender grass, and the state pastor is really blessed." Xu Feng shook his head in praise in an inaudible voice.

"Huh? … What is old cow eating tender grass? ”

"Huh? You heard me? Xu Feng was taken aback, and hurriedly reached out to cover the young man's mouth. Glaring at the 'threatened', he said, "Don't talk nonsense, understand?" ”

"Woohh His face was full of shame, and he immediately protested dissatisfiedly, but the more he struggled, the more Xu Feng didn't let go, everyone's eyes fell on Liu Biao and the bride, no one paid attention to the two, and in the blink of an eye, the two twisted together, to be precise, hugging each other.

"You..." pushed Xu Feng away, the young man's face was as red as a peach, his face was almost dripping blood, and he looked like he was gritting his teeth and tearing up his shame, which provoked Xu Feng.

"As for it? A big man, blushing at every turn, really shameless. Xu Feng smiled disdainfully, but secretly wondered, was there a perfume in the late Eastern Han Dynasty? Why does this person smell on his body? It feels unusually delicate to the touch, soft, and fluffy, which is really strange.

"Hmph..." glared at Xu Feng fiercely, and the young man in white ran out with a blushing face.

"Hey... It's so thin-skinned. After drinking too much, he felt a swelling pain in his lower body, and it seemed that he was on the loose, Xu Feng hurriedly turned around and slipped out of the crowd and walked towards the backyard.

"Childe, where are you going?" Although he drank a lot of wine, Dian Wei was still extremely vigilant, and he was concerned about Xu Feng's safety at all times, and when he saw Xu Feng leaving the hall, he hurriedly followed, and Yu Ban also ran out. 、

"I'll go to the latrine, don't worry, it'll be fine." Xu Feng waved his hand and continued to walk towards the backyard.

The state pastor has a big wedding, there are many guests, it is normal to have an internal urgency to go to the toilet, and the backyard family Ding is not surprised when he sees Xu Feng entering the backyard, he must have stepped forward to stop him a long time ago.

"Huh...... Where? After entering the backyard and glancing around, Xu Feng was speechless for a while, the backyard is so big, and there is no sign of the toilet, it is really difficult to find it for a while.

Suddenly caught a glimpse of the young man who had just blushed and hurriedly ran to a corner, Xu Feng was immediately overjoyed, seeing this guy's anxious appearance, he must have gone to the toilet, Xu Feng hurriedly followed.

"Bang..."After turning a few corners and passing through a corridor, the boy hurried into a hut.

"Bang bang bang...", the young man with a blushing face, his heart was pounding, and he gritted his teeth with tears, which made people feel distressed, and after a while, the young man gritted his teeth angrily and said, "Hmph, dare to take advantage of me, sooner or later I want you to look good." While talking, he waved his fists, others clenched their fists and waved, full of strength, he was good, he didn't have any strength, but he looked a little coquettish.

Calming down a little, the young man carefully glanced around, and after confirming that there was no one, he gently untied the silk around his waist, lifted the robe with both hands, and slowly squatted down... After an instant, the water was gurgling and flowing.

The young man was in the middle of his heart, when suddenly there was a loud bang, and the door of the latrine was suddenly pushed open, followed by a man who broke in.

"Whew... Call... Suffocate me, suffocate me..."The man said as he quickly untied his belt and took out the objects on his lower body, and without looking at the situation inside, he peed directly.

"Ahh

Turning his head to take a closer look, "Ah..." was louder than the previous shout, and Xu Feng also covered his face with his hands, and looked shy, "You... What's the matter with you? Did you deliberately hide inside to take advantage of the opportunity to peek at me? ”

"You... Woo, you rascal, pervert, big villain, someone..."The young man hurriedly stood up with a face full of shame, and didn't care about anything else, so he covered his face and shouted.

"Come on, there's a pervert...", who knew that Xu Feng was more presentable than him, and his voice was louder.

"You..." With the sound of flowing water, looking at Xu Feng's shy expression, the young man in white was stunned.

Seeing that the man's face was full of surprise, Xu Feng's face changed, he didn't care about putting on his clothes and pants in front of him, and coldly threatened, "Hmph, you are now a woman dressed as a man, even if something happens, no one will blame me, what do you say, beautiful young lady?" Someone was called, but it wasn't necessarily me who suffered. ”

"You... Did you see that? ”

"I didn't see it all... But it's pretty much the same. Xu Feng was like an honest elementary school student, and replied very seriously with a look of thinking about memories.

"Ahh I'll kill you. The girl suddenly looked like a tigress, and pounced on Xu Feng with her teeth and claws.

"As the saying goes, those who don't know are not to blame, not to mention that mine also showed you, neither of us suffers, it's fair, is it necessary to be so angry?" Seeing that the girl was furious, Xu Feng hurriedly left a sentence and turned around and ran out.

"What's going on? What's wrong? Someone heard the shouting and ran over here, only to see two big men chasing me in the backyard, there seemed to be nothing unusual, but the strange thing was that the person chasing behind him gritted his teeth as if someone owed him two taels of meat. (To be continued......)