Chapter 14: Journey to the West, anecdotes, and many shaws applied for the continuation of the article

In the eighth section, Chang'e fulfilled her love dream, and the wedding in Tianting pushed the trendy

It is said that Guanyin Bodhisattva on the evening of August 15 (Mid-Autumn Festival) in the crisp autumn of that year, while watching the moon scene in the open air outside the Leiyin Treasure Temple in Tianzhu Lingshan, he truthfully reported to the Buddha and the gods that Chen Xuanzang led his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and Bailongma to raise holy relics for the Tianzigang Dragon Vein Holy Land and the whole process of the Tianzigang Dragon Vein Holy Land "stacking the main displacement". The theme of the "Moon Appreciation Sutra" was summarized by the Buddha as the theory of "fixed numbers and variables".

In the middle of the night on the 15th day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar that year, the Queen Mother decided to personally lead the Heavenly Court Picket Commander Wang Lingguan and the new Heavenly Court Sailor Marshal Yulong to participate in the 'Moon Appreciation on Buddhist Sutras' conference held by the Buddha!

Before the end of the 'Moon Appreciation Sutra' conference held by the Buddha, the Queen Mother suddenly sent a verbal 'invitation' to the Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva and the gods attending the meeting.

"By the way, there is one more thing, I will now send an invitation to the Buddha, the Bodhisattva and the gods present: welcome to the heavenly court to participate in the trendy wedding of Marshal Jade Dragon and Chang'e! Although I have already approved the marriage report of Marshal Yulong and Chang'e, the date of their wedding is set for the day after tomorrow, that is, the 18th day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar. The marriage between Yulong and Chang'e is said to be thanks to Guanyin Bodhisattva. If it weren't for Guanyin Bodhisattva's choice of Chang'e as a 'special envoy' to Meitang to send a 'divine mission', it would be impossible for Yulong to fall in love with Chang'e in the tomb of Tianzigang! Therefore, it can be said that Guanyin Bodhisattva is the 'marriage matchmaker' of Marshal Jade Dragon and Chang'e Beauty God! After we returned to Heaven, it was on the eighteenth day of the lunar calendar. A grand trendy wedding was held for Marshal Yulong and Chang'e at the Heavenly Court Sailor Club. At that time, the Buddha, Avalokiteshvara and all the gods and spirits present are invited to participate! The so-called trendy wedding celebration. It's a new thing. It is necessary not only to be vigorous, but also to be economical! Change the bad habit of giving and receiving gifts for wedding celebrations! Everyone is here to cheer! "After the Queen Mother finished sending out the verbal 'invitation' with a smile, she led the four gods and hurriedly left Lingshan to return to Heaven. Go directly to the Heavenly Court Sailor Club, come to the scene to guide the officers and soldiers of the Sailor, and make all preparations for the trendy wedding between Marshal Yulong and Goddess Chang'e!

The Queen Mother is a goddess of women who is very tasteful. She is the only female 'Standing Committee' in charge of the 'Divine Officer' in charge of the division of labor in the highest ruling class of the Heavenly Court, and with her customary principle of 'flexible management officer', she is particularly concerned about the wedding of Marshal Jade Dragon and Goddess Chang'e! Because. Jade Dragon is the youngest 'Commander Divine Marshal' she has recently been promoted. Chang'e is a new divine flower in the heavenly court, and is revered by the male gods of the heavenly court as the 'Oiran' of the heavenly court. How to handle the wedding of these two young 'famous gods' in the heavenly court is related to the development direction of the wedding in the heavenly court! Recently, the wedding of Heavenly Court has been rapidly expanding in the direction of 'luxury and luxury' and 'extravagance and waste'! The Queen Mother knows very well that whether it is the Heavenly Court or the 'Three Realms', ordinary people have a strong 'herd mentality' of 'going up and down'. Every move of the 'Three Realms' leaders implicates 'every nerve' of their subordinates. The leading class is proud of the clean officials, and most of the subordinate lines are clean officials. The ruling class is proud of corrupt officials, and most of the subordinate lines are corrupt officials. The ruling class is proud of 'football', and the 'football' industry in the 'Three Realms' is thriving. The annual salary of 'football' players exceeds 10 million! The 'black whistle referee' in the 'football' industry can make millions of dollars in a ball game! Just two hours of 'black-box manipulation' of the team's win-loss income. It can only exceed the manual labor income of ordinary salaried gods for a lifetime, many times more! The leading class is proud of 'film and television song and dance', and the 'film and television song and dance' industry in the 'Three Realms' is thriving. The income of the 'movie star', 'naked star', 'singer' and 'dancing star' class. It's many times more than the income paid by ordinary salaried gods! Some male gods see what kind of feeling behavior between men and women, the goddess makes money and gets rich quickly, and does not hesitate to do surgery at the expense of 'blood' to 'cut and hang' to change to women! The ruling class proudly held funerals with great pomp and circumstance, and the 'funeral' industry in the 'Three Realms' flourished. In the mortal world, there is a strange thing of burying the urn of the dead (person) in a wooden coffin! This kind of behavior of 'misleading' ordinary gods to 'take off their pants and fart' is all to blame for the ruling class!

The Queen Mother knew very well that the wedding of Jade Dragon and Chang'e had actually become the 'spokesperson' of the 'ruling class' of the Heavenly Court to host the wedding! As long as I make the wedding of Jade Dragon and Chang'e a 'fashionable', 'elegant', 'grand' and 'thrifty' wedding, it will lead the development direction of weddings hosted by gods at all levels of the heavenly court!

The Queen Mother came to the Heavenly Court Sailor Club and immediately held a preparatory meeting for the wedding of Yulong and Chang'e. Attending the meeting were: Heavenly Court Picket Commander Wang Lingguan; Marshal of the Heavenly Court Water Division, Jade Dragon; the acolyte goddess Cuizhu; the attendant goddess Zonghui; KSBUO, director of the Heavenly Court Sailors Club; Heavenly Court's 'Art Propaganda Department' Minister KPTS and other gods.

The Queen Mother said to the gods present: "The day after tomorrow, the eighteenth day of the eighth lunar month is the wedding of Marshal Yulong and Chang'e. The specific person who is here today is responsible for organizing this wedding that the 'gods of the world' are concerned about! The main principle of our wedding is 'only to give divine power, not to receive a bride price'! Truly embody the eight-character policy of "fashion", "elegance", "grandeur" and "thrift"!

'Fashion' means that the bride and groom's clothing should be trendy, clean and simple, and fit, elegant and generous, and convenient for work, suitable for 'white-collar' office paper cutting and writing, and suitable for village girls to hoe and fertilize in the field!

'Elegant' is the decoration of the wedding scene, and there must be new innovations. Use the latest and most advanced camera equipment; Invite the first-class on-site designer of the heavenly court (we value his skills, don't dislike him for having multiple goddess wives and children, both bright and dark), to decorate the wedding scene; Ask the world's first-class makeup artist to make up the bride and groom!

'Ceremonious' means to 'invite' the ruling gods of the Three Realms who are familiar with the bride and groom to the wedding. Tomorrow, I will summon all the Heavenly Court's 'Ruling Standing Committee' who have not gone out to attend the wedding. Invite the bride and groom's relatives, relatives, friends, and friends to the wedding. We gods hold weddings, and we don't talk about eating and drinking, and we don't talk about giving gifts. The more deities who can come to the wedding ceremony, the more solemn the better!

'Thrifty'. That is, the entire wedding event is not allowed to receive gifts and give gifts; It is not allowed to use the 'luxury' car for the bride and groom to 'show off their wealth'. In a word. The wedding of Yulong and Chang'e advocates frugality and opposes luxury! ”

The Queen Mother said to the gods present: "There is also the whole wedding ceremony, and the priests should pay attention to the etiquette (details). It is important to pay attention to etiquette (details). The wedding ceremony of Yulong and Chang'e, the details of the scene must be reflected: enthusiasm, thoroughness, delicacy and neatness. ”

"Jade Dragon, Guanyin Bodhisattva is your de facto 'matchmaker'." The Queen Mother said to the Jade Dragon: "Yesterday, on behalf of the two of you, I sent an 'invitation' to the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva. But you and Chang'e still need to send them an 'invitation' paperwork! You must pay attention to etiquette! ”

"Yes!" Marshal Yulong replied concisely and clearly, always embodying the 'capable' style of the military god!

"And. Your relationship with Chang'e still comes from Tianzigang. If there was no Buddha who used the 'Five Elements Mountain' to suppress Sun Wukong for 500 years, there would have been no Buddha who instructed his proud disciple Guanyin Bodhisattva to arrange for Chen Xuanzang to lead his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and Bailongma to Meitang in the south of the Yangtze River for leisure. Without the proud disciple Guanyin Bodhisattva of the Buddha arranging for Chen Xuanzang to lead his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and Bailongma to relax, Guanyin Bodhisattva would not have found that the 'Five Elements Mountain' had become the 'Five Dragons Mountain'. Moreover, 'Wulong Mountain' is the holy land of dragon veins, and Tianzigang is the head of the dragon veins! It is with these variables that Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged for Chen Xuanzang, a senior monk of the Tang Dynasty, to lead his master and apprentice to leisure, and to raise holy relics for the land of the dragon vein of Tianzigang by the way! As a result, there was a 'scheming' that your father arranged for you to transform into a golden-scaled red carp and 'go to the countryside' to hone in Tianzigang! Therefore, there is the opportunity for Chen Xuanzang to lead his master and apprentice to raise 'holy relics' in leisure, so there is the 'divine fate' that Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged for Chang'e to go to the Tianzigang area of Meitang, and so there is the marriage between you and Chang'e in the dark! Therefore, the Tang Dynasty's 'senior monk' Chen Xuanzang's master and apprentice are also the 'group matchmakers' who contribute to the lifelong relationship between the two of you! They are the 'union' of beings in the 'Three Realms'. And they are on their way to Tianzhu to learn scriptures, so it is impossible to invite them all to the heavenly court to attend the wedding of the two of you. But be sure to let them send a representative to attend this Heavenly Court Wedding Celebration! Among them, the 'monkey spirit' Sun Wukong participated! According to Guanyin Bodhisattva and Chang'e understand and report the situation of Chen Xuanzang's master and apprentice in the Meitang Tianzigang area, this 'Sun Dasheng' has undergone fundamental changes in the 'variables' since worshipping Chen Xuanzang as a teacher, and he has made a fundamental change in the 'variables' while studying the 'high-tech cutting-edge martial arts', and has made rapid progress in the 'heart number words and deeds'! This time, you will send an 'invitation' to 'Sun Dasheng', I really want to see the 'monkey' who made trouble in the heavenly palace back then, only to let the Buddha, the Bodhisattvas of the world, and the monks of the Tang Dynasty 'train' into what kind of elegant Swen! ”

The Queen Mother said to the deities, "In the 'Three Realms' training and education, this is an epoch-making model! The character of God (man) is a 'blank slate' when he is born, and his naïve mentality and reckless words and deeds when he is young are the norm of the vast majority of gods (people)! It can be seen from the "variables" of 'Sun Dasheng' and 'The Thirteen Princes of the Jade Dragon' that as long as 'dare to grasp, pay close attention to, grasp ahead, and strictly train' the growth of the overall quality of the gods (people) in their youth, such as virtue, conduct, skills, words and deeds, and art behavior, the vast majority of young gods (people) can be 'trained' into plastic gods! The vast majority of the 'handsome generals' in the 'Three Realms' ruling group come from these vast majority of young gods (people) who have been 'trained' to become malleable gods! ”

The Queen Mother had the will to cultivate and train the 'ruler' to succeed God a long time ago. She had communicated this intention to the Jade Emperor many times. The Queen Mother said: All living beings in the world are in the 'variable and definite' of life and death (death)! There is a limit to the life of God (man)! In the past 100 years of life, God has only lived nearly 'long live'! As the commanders of the 'commanders', we also have a day of 'life and death'. Therefore, we must discover, 'cultivate', and refine the 'malleable gods' in advance, and select the best of the best among the many malleable talents, and boldly pre-use the 'malleable talents' who can take over as the commanders as deputies, so that they can increase their talents in practice! Let us, the commanders of the older generation, get on the horse safely and safely to the deputies who are pre-appointed to take over the commanders of the 'handsome generals' in their lifetimes, and give them a ride steadily! We, the 'handsome generals' of the older generation, help to eliminate 'dissidents' with the deputies who will take over as the commanders' before 'helping them on the horse'. Pinch out the tough and competitive 'opponents' in time. In the 'Give a Ride'. It is necessary to help the deputies who will take over as the commanders of the 'commanders' to make meritorious contributions. Let them establish their prestige in reforming the old 'fixed numbers' and 'variables', and constantly enhance the 'determination' of the deputy who will take over the 'handsome general' in advance to control and control the society (group)!

In her heart, the Queen Mother secretly chose Marshal Jade Dragon as the commander who would succeed the Jade Emperor in the future! The Jade Emperor can do what he has today, and it is inseparable from the full cooperation of the palace (it cannot be said that assistance, assistance is the meaning of help!). Hongu is not a simple helper. The palace and the Jade Emperor are in a synergistic relationship, and the palace is also one of the very tough commanders of the 'handsome generals', although she is the wife of the Jade Emperor. It's not limited to 'good help'! The actions of the palace's commandery, control, and heavenly court are on a par with the Jade Emperor! Yin and yang flourish, men and women are equal! ）。 To lead the 'handsome general' husband and wife, we must pay more attention to the prosperity of yin and yang, and the equality of men and women! The Jade Dragon will be able to receive the Jade Emperor in the future, and I must choose a queen mother like the main palace like the main palace, with excellent morality, talent, character, appearance, and concentration! After observation, analysis, and comprehensive investigation of various factors, Chang'e has a talent in this area! Moreover, Chang'e has a divine (human) relationship in the 'Three Realms'. Chang'e and Yulong became husband and wife. In the future, it will be the best and most suitable commander 'handsome general' (emperor) couple to take over the palace and the Jade Emperor! Chang'e is like the temperament of the young people of this palace, but now she is only weak in divine power. There is no 'concentration' to control things! It's good that they're both young! Youth is treasure (good)! Chang'e's 'divine power' and 'concentration', only after she and Yulong get married, we, the 'handsome generals' of the older generation, should start from the interests of the heavenly court that takes into account the overall situation, and are willing to give Chang'e more 'base' divine power. As the only female commander of the Heavenly Court, the main task of the palace in the future is to focus on training and enhancing Chang'e's 'concentration' in practice! After Chang'e and Yulong got married, they first arranged for her to serve as the director of the 'Women and Gods Joint Committee' of the Heavenly Court, and then promoted to the 'Commander Standing Committee' after she had a certain amount of 'determination'! In the future, after the Jade Emperor and the main palace 'long live' (death), the jade dragon will replace the Jade Emperor, and Chang'e will be able to take over the main palace! Everything I will do for Yulong and Chang'e in the future is for this 'unspeakable' long-term goal!

The Queen Mother has an unspeakable goal in her heart. Many ordinary people say that this palace prefers Jade Dragon and Chang'e. Some simply suggested that I recognize Yulong as the 'god prince', or Chang'e as the 'god princess'! This realization is both superficial and vulgar! Promoting the gods (people) of mediocrity by concluding such a 'nepotistic' relationship with the ruling group is what this style has always done! This palace is not as simple as carrying the jade dragon as a marshal! This palace is not as simple as approving Chang'e as the marshal 'husband god'! Chang'e is not just a marshal, and the husband and god have reached the end! This palace is choosing a successor for the Jade Emperor! The main palace is also selecting the successor for the Jade Emperor at the same time as selecting the successor of the main palace! The Emperor of Heavenly Court and the Queen Mother are not as simple as the original match of the Emperor of the Mortal Realm, the Queen Mother of the 'Main Palace'! The original queen mother of the Emperor of the Mortal Realm 'Zhenggong' was only the forerunner of the emperor's sleeping and cubs. Heavenly Court's 'Queen Mother' She is a Heavenly Court commander 'handsome general', and she has to be a female 'handsome general' with the 'determination' of the emperor's husband! The 'Queen Mother' of the Heavenly Court absolutely does not allow the Emperor of the Heavenly Court to be like the Emperor of the Mortal Realm, in addition to the 'Queen Mother' of the main room, there are also 'Seven Concubines and Eight Concubines'! The 'Queen Mother' of the Heavenly Court must first have the 'concentration' to control the Emperor! The 'Queen Mother' of the Heavenly Court is the only 'main palace' of the Emperor of the Heavenly Court! It can also be said that; The 'Queen Mother' of the Heavenly Court is the only woman who 'ends' the lust of the Emperor of the Heavenly Court! Emperor I of the Heavenly Court can only have the only female partner of the Heavenly Court's 'Queen Mother'. In the same way, the 'Queen Mother' of Heavenly Court can only be matched with the only male partner of the Emperor of Heavenly Court in her life. Yulong and Chang'e have now entered the realm of mutual trust, mutual understanding, complementarity, and dependence on each other! At present, in the Heavenly Court, as long as Yulong and Chang'e become husband and wife, they (she) will take over as the future leaders of the Heavenly Court, the 'Emperor and the Queen Mother'. The original matching of the 'emperor and queen mother' of the 'Three Realms' is all dwarfed! This palace is willing to 'nurture and match' a pair of heavenly court 'emperor and queen mother' who are 'blue out of blue is better than blue'!

After the Queen Mother dispersed the meeting with a clear and specific division of labor for the participating gods, the participating gods organized and prepared for the 'first wedding' ceremony of the heavenly court according to their respective division of labor!

After the Jade Dragon Meeting, Xiao Wenqiu, the director of the Sailor Club, the vice president of the Heavenly Court Calligraphy Association, the founding god of the 'Wei Monument Style' Chinese character calligraphy, and the outstanding contemporary calligrapher of the Heavenly Court (Xiao Wenqiu met the immortal master in the mortal world to guide him to become an immortal first and then become a god), wrote three 'invitations' with a brush and handed them over to the Heavenly Court 'Shensu Post Communication Group'. It was delivered to Guanyin Bodhisattva on the same day.

Guanyin Bodhisattva also received three 'invitations' signed by the Marshal of the Heavenly Court, Yulong, and the goddess of the Heavenly Court, Oiran Chang'e. One is signed by the Buddha. One is signed as Ben Sitting, and the other is signed by Sun Wukong! The Bodhisattva kicked and grinded in his heart: the bride Chang'e has a deep affection for the newly acquainted gods in the 'divine mission' of Tianzigang!

Chang'e thought to herself, if the Bodhisattva hadn't sent me to the Son of Heaven to send a 'divine mission', I would not have been able to end my relationship with Marshal Pig (Bajie), and I would not have been able to form a new relationship with Yulong (Marshal)! At that time, in the Xianren Mountain opposite Tianzigang in Meitang, I had a little privacy with Marshal Pig (Bajie), except for Guanyin Bodhisattva. Sun (Wukong) Great Sage is the second god who knows on the spot! Afterwards, although Wang Lingguan released a lot of 'rumors', they were just legends. Guanyin Bodhisattva and Sun (Wukong) Great Sage, these 'gods' have always been tight-lipped. Which of my privacy will always be 'famous' in Yulong's heart!

Guanyin Bodhisattva thought to herself, Chang'e asked me to inform Sun (Wukong) to participate in her wedding ceremony as a representative of the 'Three Realms Consortium', the intention is very clear, one is gratitude. I am grateful that I sent her on a mission; The second is to pass on the message that she is married to Zhu Bajie through Wukong, so that Zhu Bajie will die and cultivate as a Buddha without desire!

Guanyin Bodhisattva thought to herself, what kind of secret Chang'e had about her Immortal Mountain and Zhu Bajie near Tianzigang. I've never been worried that 'Honza' and Goku will expose her privacy. Now Chang'e doesn't need to worry about that. Today's Great Sage is already a top talent close to the 'mentor' level who is a combination of 'civil and military elites'. The Great Sage is a "God of Enlightenment, Knowing the General Situation, Taking the Overall Situation into Account, Accumulating Great Virtues, Achieving Great Things, and Obtaining Great Fruits!" ”

The wedding ceremony of the Marshal of the Heavenly Court Marshal Yulong and the goddess of the Heavenly Court Oiran Chang'e was held at 10:18 on the 18th day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar of that year. Held as scheduled at the Heavenly Court Sailor Club!

Heavenly Court's 'Commander Standing Committee' Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Taishang Laojun, Tota Li Tianwang, Tai Bai Xing Li Changgeng, etc., arrived as scheduled to congratulate and congratulate!

Buddha (immortal) world such as Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Sun Wukong, Mi Luo Buddha and other immortals were invited to congratulate.

The gods don't eat or drink, and there is no such thing as sending cigarettes, wine, and gold and silver in the mortal world to participate in weddings! But one thing is the same in the 'Three Realms', as the elders of the bride and groom, in any case, they should give some 'greeting gifts'! Jade Dragon and Chang'e, to the Standing Committee of the Heavenly Court, all belong to the elders! There is no doubt that the Buddha in the Buddha (immortal) realm is also an example of the elders!

The ceremonial priest prepared a sign-in list for the wedding of Yulong and Chang'e. A gift slip is available in the sign-in book. As long as the elders attending the wedding want to give the bride and groom, the sign-in list will automatically be recorded on the gift list! The leaders of the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm give gifts to the bride and groom, which is definitely not household appliances and household furniture; Nor can it be gold and silver jewelry. Because these things are all outside of God's body! The leaders of the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm gave gifts to the bride and groom with 'Rank Divine Power'! The wedding of Jade Dragon and Chang'e, Jade Dragon's 'Leaping Divine Skill' has broken through the 'Nine Stars' level, indicating that Jade Dragon's divine power has reached its peak, and the leaders of the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm only consider Chang'e when considering giving the bride and groom 'level divine power'. The jade dragon naturally belongs to the case of 'not considering'! Chang'e is a new god who has entered the Heavenly Court for the shortest time, and her skills are shallow, and she is in the stage where she urgently needs to enhance her divine power!

When the leaders of the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm send divine power to their bride Chang'e, they all have an unwritten 'law', that is, every time they give a certain 'new god' 'divine power', they usually only give 1 or 0 'base' and 'level divine power'! This 'cardinality' is a 'quantifier', and the criterion for each 'cardinality' is the same. However, due to the different divine powers of the Ruling Group, the sum of the 'base' of the divine power of each Ruling Group varies greatly. For example, a pistol's 'base' bullet is 20 rounds. There is only one pistol in a platoon, and the superior orders to allocate a 'base' pistol cartridge to this platoon, and the ammunition supply department only needs to dispense 20 pistol cartridges! A company has 7 pistols, and the superior orders this company to be allocated a 'base' pistol cartridge, and the ammunition supply department needs to issue 140 pistol cartridges to this company! And so on, when a higher order is issued to a regiment with a 'base' pistol cartridge, if the regiment is a Class A regiment armed with 150 pistols, the ammunition supply department needs to issue 3,000 pistol cartridges to the regiment! Therefore, 'cardinality' is a combination of 'definite' and 'variable'. Determining the 'base number' as a 'definite number' (e.g. 20 rounds per base number of pistol bullets) is to simplify the complexity of the 'variable' and improve the accuracy of the 'variable'! If a superior orders a division to replenish a 'base' pistol cartridge. A 'base' that is not predetermined is a 'definite number'. It is necessary to work from subordinate platoons, companies, battalions, and regimental units. Multiplying the number of handguns by the number of supplementary bullets is complicated, which increases the probability of errors! Set up a unified and clear 'base number' for the upper and lower levels in advance, and the text between the upper and lower levels is concise and concise, the operation is fast, the calculation is accurate, and there are few mistakes in the implementation process. Although the leaders of the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm gave the bride Chang'e 1 and 0 'cardinal' and 'level divine power', the standards of the 'fixed number base' of each leader were different. The 'divine power' that Chang'e receives is different. For example, a pistol has a base of 20 rounds; A submachine gun has a base of 40 rounds. But no matter how important the gifts of 'divine power' given to Chang'e by the leaders of the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm are different, there is one thing in common, that is, Chang'e's unexpected 'divine increase' after this wedding. The 'Ruling Standing Committee' of the Heavenly Court who participated in the wedding all gave Chang'e a gift of 'cardinal' divine power! The originator of the Buddha (immortal) realm, Rulai, also gave Chang'e a gift of 'cardinal' divine power! Chang'e quickly increased her divine power through the wedding, which was a happy event that she never dreamed of! Chang'e has a divine fate! With this, her groom Guan Yulong was envious

'To die'!

The Heavenly Court Sailor Club is full of lights and joy!

At the main entrance of the Heavenly Court Sailor Club, there is a very eye-catching 'white on a red background' banner:

Celebrate the same joy and congratulations to the gods from all walks of life in person' to the groom, the jade dragon

The Bride – Chang'e'

Wedding Celebration!

The rostrum of the Heavenly Court Sailor Club is decorated with colored paper, colored flags and colorful scenery. The background of the rostrum is the landscape painting of Meitang Tianzigang and Xianren Mountain area in Qiyang, Yongzhou Prefecture, Jiangnan, Jiangnan, and the wedding photos of Yulong and Chang'e are hanging in the middle of the background! The rostrum faces the columns on the left and right sides of the stage. There is a couplet written in the style of a stele with a yellow red background and gilded edges:

A loving couple made in heaven

Two fashionable couples who are in love

The seats under the rostrum of the Heavenly Court Sailor Club are all new. Old chairs, numbered numbers in each row and row. All with paint "pad printing" update! There are banners on both sides of the inner wall of the Heavenly Court Sailor Club, all written in black characters on a white background and in Song style. The banner on the inner wall facing the left side of the rostrum reads: Strictly train and work hard to build the Heavenly Court Sailor into a "jihadist" force! The banner on the inner wall facing the right side of the rostrum reads: All Heavenly Court Sailors obey the command of the Supreme "Command" of Heavenly Court! Facing the rostrum, the back wall opposite is a small private room and a screening room. Because today is a wedding celebration, there are no tables and chairs on the rostrum, only a rectangular ice brick 2 meters long, 1 meter high, and 1 foot thick on the left side facing the rostrum! The 'guests and friends' who participated in the Yulong Chang'e wedding were all seated under the rostrum!

The master of ceremonies presiding over today's wedding ceremony is KPTS, the minister of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court. KPTS, director of Tianting's 'Art Propaganda Department', male, 1, 79 meters tall, has a doctoral supervisor degree from Tianting's 'Art Propaganda College'. KPTS, the head of the Heavenly Court's 'Art Propaganda Department', is erudite, articulate, and quick to respond, and the more gods he has, the more he can show his eloquence.

"Commanders, ladies and gentlemen! Good afternoon! On this festive day of fragrant autumn fruits, we gathered together to celebrate the marriage of Marshal Yulong and Chang'e Oiran, which is the most joyful event for the gods in the heavenly court! As the master of ceremonies of the two new gods, on behalf of the two new gods, I would like to express my warmest welcome and sincerest gratitude to all the 'friends and guests' who came to attend the wedding of the two new gods! "The opening remarks of the master of ceremonies, KPTS, the minister of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, won warm applause from the audience!

"Let us welcome today's male protagonist - Marshal Yulong of the groom, and the heroine - Oiran of the Heavenly Court - the bride Chang'e with 'joy without limits' applause!" The loud and powerful voice of the master of ceremonies, the head of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, KPTS, encouraged the gods of the entire scene to stand up and applaud vigorously! Yulong and Chang'e held hands, shoulder to shoulder, and walked into the rostrum with great energy! Marshal Yulong's wedding dress is a brand-new set of marshal sailor clothes, with golden shoulder plates, golden buttons, and golden collar flowers, inlaid on the sailor shirt with white stripes on a blue background, which looks handsome and masculine! Chang'e wore a wedding dress with a white hem that mopped the floor for more than two meters, white mesh gloves, and a bright red corsage. Purple-blue waist lining. Set off Chang'e's figure more vividly and beautifully! Yulong is 1, 79 meters tall. Chang'e is 1 and 70 meters tall, and the two gods stand side by side, they are really the most loving couple in the heavenly court!

The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Propaganda Department' of the Heavenly Court, continued to say loudly: "First of all, I would like to introduce the groom Marshal Yulong to all the 'guests and friends'! ”

Marshal Yulong let go of his bride Chang'e's hand, took a step forward, and saluted the 'guests and friends' under the rostrum!

"Marshal Jade Dragon is the thirteenth prince of the Jade Dragon of the Ao Leap Dragon King of the West Sea. The Dragon King of the West Sea Ao Leap has a good way to teach him, and Yulong has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, and he has worked harder than the gods of the same age! When Yulong graduated from university, he was an outstanding talent who was 'literate and martial' and 'talented'! Especially from the Dragon Palace to the countryside to Tianzigang, after 50 years of training, he has practiced a set of world-class magic skills - Tengyue magic skills! He was in power at Dongting Lake. Diligent government and close to the people, blessing the Quartet, and governing the water tribe vigorously! The groom's outstanding achievements were unusually promoted to marshal of the sailor by the 'Commander Standing Committee' of the Heavenly Court! The groom's outstanding achievements, outstanding talents, heroic martial arts, and proud physique have become the 'male stars' admired by many goddesses of heaven! Heavenly Court Oiran Chang'e picks it first as she wishes! ”

The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, said as he pulled the bride Chang'e to the front of the stage.

"The bride Chang'e is naturally beautiful, and she is really the first divine flower of heaven! After she ascended from the mortal realm to the heavenly court, she studied the 'Flying Eagle Dance' diligently. He has practiced a set of 'solo dances' that are 'famous in the Three Realms'. He was awarded the honorary title of a special first-class dancer by the 'Art and Industry Society' of the Heavenly Court Headquarters! ”

"Next, please invite the groom Yulong and the bride Chang'e's marriage goddess - Guanyin Bodhisattva to come to the stage to give a marriage testimony!" After the master of ceremonies, KPTS, the minister of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, finished speaking loudly, the audience suddenly burst into long-lasting applause!

Guanyin Bodhisattva ascended to the rostrum in a welcoming applause. Holding the 'Heavenly Court Divine Marriage Certificate', he said excitedly: "Just now, the presiding god KPTS minister introduced the excellent conduct of the bride and groom! Next, I will read out the 'Heavenly Court Divine Marriage Certificate' specially approved by the Queen Mother. 'Heavenly Court Divine Marriage Certificate', Heavenly Marriage No. 800880088008. Heavenly Court Divine Citizen Jade Dragon, adult male; Heavenly Court Divine Citizen Chang'e, an adult female. Both men and women are of marriageable age and in good health. It is hereby approved to marry them! Director of the Heavenly Court Marriage Committee HZDOT. 'Agreed! King. 'This signature 'king' is the queen mother! The 'Heavenly Court Divine Marriage Certificate' has been read! I would like to take this opportunity to wish the two SBCs that after they get married, they should trust each other emotionally, support each other in their careers, be considerate of each other in life, respect their elders and care for each other, and support their offspring to complement each other's strengths. I wish the bride and groom an early birth of dragon cubs and dragon grandchildren! I wish the 'guests and friends' who participated in the Yulong Chang'e wedding today good luck every year, prosperous industry and strong generations! Avalokiteshvara returned to his original seat under the rostrum with a round of applause!

The master of ceremonies, the head of the Heavenly Court's 'Art Publicity Department', KPTS, said loudly: "The wedding ceremony of the bride and groom Yulong and the bride Chang'e is now going on for the second item: the bride and groom exchange wedding relics!" ”

The wedding relic given by the jade dragon to Chang'e is a priceless pearl necklace of the 'sea mussel divine product'!

The wedding relic that Chang'e gave to the Jade Dragon was an all-natural platinum ring made of lunar granite!

The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, said loudly: "The wedding ceremony of the groom and the bride and groom Chang'e is now the third item: the bride and groom drink concentric wine!" "The two master of ceremonies each opened a bottle of champagne, stood on either end of the ice brick, and poured the wine into a rectangular ice brick 2 meters long, 1 meter high and 1 foot thick facing the left side of the rostrum! At this time, the ice brick suddenly sounded music, and the belly of the ice brick instantly became transparent and clear! In the abdominal cavity of the white ice brick, it turned out to be a "peach-shaped red heart pattern". Underneath the "peach-shaped shape" is a transparent white tube that sprays wine in an arc. The groomsmen and bridesmaids filled a clear goblet with champagne flowing from the bottom of the peach shape in the belly of the ice brick and gave it to the bride and groom!

Yulong and Chang'e took the wine glass from the hands of the best man and bridesmaid, and Yulong's right hand and Chang'e's right hand crossed hands and held up the tall glass containing champagne together, and the two gods drank champagne at the same time! The size of this tall glass is specially selected according to the shape of the bride and groom. When the bride and groom drink at the same time, they will inevitably meet their heads, and it is difficult to drink the wine in the toast.

"The bride and groom must drink a toast!" The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, lost no time in increasing the difficulty and adjusting the atmosphere of the scene appropriately!

Yulong and Chang'e put their heads together and competed to drink the wine in the cup, and there was still half a cup left in the cup. Chang'e straightened her hand. Give the wine glass to the jade dragon's mouth. Yulong took the opportunity to drink the wine in the cup in one gulp! The gods in the audience saw the intimate drinking form of the bride and groom. Concerted efforts to reciprocate with a round of applause!

"Good! The bride and groom drank the same heart wine, and the journey of the gods walked together! Father and son fight with one heart; Husband and wife concentric warm kang head! The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the minister of the 'Art Propaganda Department' of the Heavenly Court, said loudly: "The wedding ceremony of the groom and Yulong and the bride Chang'e is now the fourth item: the bride and groom bow to each other: worship heaven and earth, respect the elders, and worship the husband and wife!" The groom Yulong and the bride Chang'e walked to the rostrum, let go of the hand she was holding, faced the rostrum, and stood side by side! Listen to the master of ceremonies!

"Worship heaven and earth! Thank you to the heavens and the earth for giving life to man, God, and all things! "The jade dragon and Chang'e bent down and bowed 90 degrees to worship heaven and earth.

"Two worship the high hall! Thank you to our elders and parents for nurturing us into gods! "The Jade Dragon and Chang'e bent down and bowed 90 degrees to worship the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, the Buddha, the Dragon King of the West Sea, the Taishang Laojun and other elder gods who sat in the front row of the rostrum!

"Husband and wife worship each other!" The jade dragon and Chang'e turned sideways at the same time, spanning two meters behind them, and stood facing each other. Bend down and bow 90 degrees to each other as a salute!

The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, said loudly: "The wedding ceremony of the bride and groom Yulong and the bride Chang'e is now on the fifth item: the bride and groom share the 'marriage and love history' of 'happiness, sweetness, romance and fashion' with the gods!" ”

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The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, said loudly: "The wedding ceremony of the groom Yulong and the bride Chang'e is now going on for the sixth item: the guests give congratulatory speeches! Let us welcome Sun Dasheng, the representative of the 'Three Realms Consortium' from the Tang Dynasty to Tianzhu, to the stage to deliver a congratulatory speech with solemn, sacred and reverent applause! In the tide of applause, Sun Wukong waved to the gods with a smile on his face, and with a proud step, he instantly stood in the middle of the rostrum full of energy!

"Respected leaders such as the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and the Buddha; Respected elders such as the Dragon King of Ao Yan of the West Sea, Taishang Laojun, etc.; Dear Guanyin Bodhisattva, Miro Buddha and other men, women, children, gods and generals, hello! Time will cover tomorrow today, and the waves behind the river will push the waves ahead! I had the honor to represent the 'Three Realms Consortium' to attend the wedding of Jade Dragon and Chang'e. Before leaving, we masters and apprentices didn't understand the rules of the game of the Heavenly Court's 'Celebration Wedding Ceremony', so we didn't prepare gifts such as gold and silver hand ornaments and household appliances commonly used in the mortal world! Our master is a 'cultural person'. He suggested that we use the word 'Greetings.' The Buddha once said: Ten thousand words are too little, and half a sentence of bad words is too much! The 'word gift' we gave to Yulong and Chang'e. A word is worth a thousand dollars! Words become classics! Every sentence is a famous saying! According to the master's intention, each of us (God) wrote a heartfelt couplet to send to the newlyweds Yulong and Chang'e! First of all, I read out the couplet that the master wrote to Yulong and Chang'e as follows:

Shanglian: Immortal Protector God Bless Chang'e Girl,

Downlink: Heaven made in the earth refining jade dragon man.

Cross-linked: Celestial couple

The couplet written by the elder brother Zhu Wuneng to Yulong and Chang'e is:

Shanglian: Efei Tiandi cloth spring rain,

Downlink: Longteng Qiankun shows his magic skills!

Henglian: Lang is handsome and beautiful

The couplet written by the second junior brother Sha Wujing to Yulong and Chang'e is:

Shanglian: A couple shows affection,

Downlink: Twin gods and women are in love!

Cross-linked: good wishes and good fruits

The gods all know that before my debut, I was not good at learning and writing, and I only liked to dance with guns and knives! In the past few years, he has learned from afar with his master, and he has learned literacy all the way. The 'character ceremony' couplet I wrote to Yulong and Chang'e is:

May Yulong and Chang'e be;

Shanglian: Work together to write a beautiful chapter in the couple's career

Downlink: Xiang Mo created novel rumors of husband and wife love

Cross-linked: model family

Thank you, thank you, gods! My congratulatory message is gone!

Sun Wukong's humorous ending remarks made the gods in the audience laugh and roll back and forth!

"Sun Dasheng is not what it used to be! Great improvement! The Buddha's merits are immeasurable! The Jade Emperor said to the Buddha with a smile.

"This monkey spirit, since worshipping the Tang Dynasty monk Chen Xuanzang as a teacher, the concept of divine life has been constantly updated. He quickly changed the old habit of practicing martial arts alone, and developed a good habit of learning literature in martial arts and refining martial arts (constantly summing up experience) in learning literature. He concluded that the 'nine-character rule' and the 'four basic principles' should also be followed in order to be a god. Every word shows that he already has a high theoretical foundation. The Buddha said to the Jade Emperor with a smile.

"Wukong's 'Xi Wen Jingwu' has long been heard. What I see today. I admire it even more! Since Goku's debut. It's all thrilling and big! His greatest strength is that he 'knows his mistakes and corrects them!' It's not like some bad gods, who know that something is wrong, but still stubbornly insist on their own opinions! Misleading the country and the people! Wukong's growth benefited from the Buddha's 'training'! Congratulations to the Buddha, you have another protégé like Guanyin Bodhisattva, who is 'brilliant and virtuous'! The Queen Mother said happily.

"Mother's award! As the saying goes: The master leads the door, and the practice depends on himself! Wukong's growth depends on his own understanding! The Bodhisattva chose a good teacher for him; Xuanzang led him into the Fumen and Shanmen. Wukong has the care of the Bodhisattva and Master Xuanzang, and he has the fate of picking 'blessed fruits and good fruits'! The Buddha said with a smile. Good God is rewarded

Sun Wukong was cheering from the gods. After shaking hands with Yulong and Chang'e respectively on the stage and returning to the seats, the master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, said loudly: "The wedding ceremony of the groom and Yulong and the bride Chang'e is now the seventh item: the Queen Mother gives a blessing speech!" The audience responded with a tidal wave of applause!

The Queen Mother happily came to the stage, and she shook hands with Chang'e and Yulong respectively to congratulate! The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the minister of the Heavenly Court's 'Art Publicity Department', handed over his wireless 'speaker microphone' to the Queen Mother! The master of ceremonies - KPTS, the minister of the 'Art Propaganda Department' of the Heavenly Court, knows very well that when the Queen Mother speaks, it is most taboo for 'other gods' to interject and talk! Although I am the wedding officiant today, I, the minister of the 'Art Publicity Department', in the speech of the Queen Mother, I am not qualified to say more in any case! It's better to hand over the wireless 'speaker microphone' to the Queen Mother first, so as not to inadvertently interject and make a big mistake! It goes without saying that the master of ceremonies, the head of the 'Art Propaganda Department' of the Heavenly Court, KPTS, is a god with extremely rich white-collar (institutional) work experience!

The Queen Mother said passionately: "Yulong and Chang'e started their married life today. This was a major turning point in God's life. From now on, you must assume the social responsibility of supporting the gods of the elderly and caring for your children. I hope you will be like the 'word gift' couplet that Sun Wukong gave you: work together to write a beautiful chapter in the couple's career. Xiang Mo creates novel rumors of husband and wife love! I wish you all the best in your career, dare to be the first to be God; The early birth of the dragon son is followed by a god; White-headed and old-fashioned, emotionally single-minded; The vein is prosperous and exemplary! I would like to take this opportunity to thank all our guests and friends for coming to Yulong Chang'e's New Wave Wedding Celebration! May the cause of the gods increase in faith year by year; Life can be satisfying every month; The days are so happy every day; Emotions are always refreshing! After the Queen Mother finished speaking, the audience applauded!

The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, said loudly: "The wedding ceremony of the groom and the bride Yulong and the bride Chang'e is now on the eighth item: the bride and groom take a group photo with their parents and elders! ”

The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Propaganda Department' of the Heavenly Court, led several working priests to quickly set up eight folding chairs in the middle of the rostrum. A total of 18 people participated in the group photo of Yulong Chang'e's wedding. There are 8 gods sitting in the front row, and 10 gods standing in the back!

The 8 gods in the front seat from left to right are: Xihai Ao Yan Dragon King, Sun Wukong, Jade Emperor, Jade Dragon, Chang'e, Queen Mother, Buddha Rulai, Guanyin Bodhisattva.

There are 10 gods standing in the back row, from left to right, Tota Li Tianwang, Taishang Laojun, the three dragon kings of the East China Sea, the South China Sea, and the North Sea, Tai Bai Xing、、、、、、 Yulong holding flowers in his left hand and holding Chang'e's left hand in his right hand, smiling, his head slightly tilted to Chang'e's side, standing vigorously beside Chang'e.

Chang'e held the jade dragon's right hand in her left hand and a little white rabbit in her right hand, smiling and tilting her head in the direction of the jade dragon's head.

In the background is a 100-fold magnified landscape painting of Tianzigang taken by XIAO, vice president of the Tianting Photographers Association and photographer of the Tianting Sailors Club. In the center of the landscape painting of Tianzigang is the wedding photo of the groom Yulong and the bride Chang'e, and on both sides are the four congratulatory couplets of Xuanzang's master and apprentice who are framed quickly.

The two congratulatory couplets on the left are of Xuanzang and Bajie; The two congratulatory couplets on the right are those of the Great Sage and the Enlightenment.

On the pillars on the left and right sides of the rostrum, a couplet written in the style of a stele with a 'yellow red background, the words are bronzing' and written in the style of a monument posted earlier:

A loving couple made in heaven

Two fashionable couples who are in love

The set on the podium is all shown in the 360-degree wide-angle camera shots!

After the leaders who participated in the group photo took a group photo with the bride and groom and posed, XIAO, the vice president of the Tianting Photographers Association and the photographer of the Tianting Sailors Club, pressed the shutter for continuous automatic shooting.

This photo has since become a classic!

The next day, the photo was published in the "Heavenly Court Daily", "Buddhist Sutra Times", and "Anecdotal Legends" magazines on the front page.

The master of ceremonies, KPTS, the head of the 'Art Publicity Department' of the Heavenly Court, said loudly: "This is the end of the wedding ceremony of the groom Yulong and the bride Chang'e! Happy honeymoon procession for the bride and groom! I wish you all good luck! The author's impression of Fu Shiyun:

A couple of new gods hold a wedding,

The gods of all directions are here to congratulate!

bride and groom,

Praise the gods, praise the immortals, praise the celebration!

Thank you to the gods for coming to cheer,

Applause rang out in the cave room!

May the gods be blessed and prosperous,

A good life lasts forever!

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