Chapter 247: Jiang Xia is necrotic (ask for subscription)
Someone once said that the most effective thing to solve problems in this world is nothing more than two things, knives and money.
Jiang Xia successfully entered the lecture site through a special passage with a dagger, and obtained a prime position in the middle of the second row.
On the stage, Li Dongyang has already begun to give a lecture, and today he is lecturing "University".
Among the imperial examinations, "University" is one of the compulsory contents. However, the reason why Li Dongyang talked about "University" was not to tell these scholars how to use the book "University" to make good articles, but to talk about the three programs of Ming Ming, being close to the people, and stopping at perfection.
The "University" proposes eight items: Gewu, Enlightenment, Sincerity, Righteousness, Self-cultivation, Family, Governance, and Peace. After Li Dongyang told it, everything was so simple that people had a sense of sudden realization when they heard it.
Scholars study, because of the Bagu Wen so do not seek to understand, perhaps the people who come to listen to the lecture can basically memorize the "University", but I am afraid that there are very few people who really understand the profound life philosophy contained in it.
Jiang Xia sat in the audience and watched Li Dongyang talk eloquently, and in his mind, he seemed to feel that he had returned to the scene when he listened to Li Dongyang's lecture in Xiaoyao Villa.
I haven't seen him for a long time, and Li Dongyang doesn't seem to have changed.
Without the worries of state affairs and the battle of the court, it seems that Li Dongyang not only did not get older, but became younger.
In Daming, when it comes to Li Dongyang's status, whether it is in the literary world or in the court, he can definitely rank in the top three.
And is such a person, he will be willing to pretend to be a master of the study to approach a Qinglou boss for the sake of the court, and be willing to be a master, and ignore the ridicule and criticism of the world.
For Jiang Xia, if he wants to count his relatives in Daming, then Li Dongyang is definitely one of them.
It took about an hour for Li Dongyang to finish his lecture. He glanced at the audience, and when he saw Jiang Xia and Zhu Houzhao, Li Dongyang was slightly startled, and then glanced at Jiang Xia with a little reproach.
The meaning of this look was obviously to blame him for taking the emperor out of the palace on an adventure.
Jiang Xia smiled and scratched the back of his head, spread his hands and made a helpless expression, meaning that he was also forced, and Zhu Houzhao wanted to come out.
Li Dongyang smiled slightly, as if the old man smiled knowingly when he saw his children and grandchildren being naughty and not admitting it.
Li Dongyang opened his mouth and asked, "That's the end of today's lecture, I don't know if you have anything else to ask." ”
Then a few scholars asked a few questions, and then Li Dongyang answered them one by one.
Just as Li Dongyang got up and was about to say the end, another soldier stood up.
This gentleman was dressed in a gorgeous costume and had a piece of jade and jade pendant hanging from his waist, and at a glance he knew that he was born in a wealthy family.
The scholar said: "I also said that when the court master taught what to say, it turned out that it was all about the great truth of the same person. I would like to ask Master Taifu, these principles you are talking about may be used in the imperial examination? ”
Li Dongyang glanced at the scholar and replied, "It may not be available when you take the imperial examination, but you will be able to use it when you are a man." ”
"To be human?" After hearing this, the scholar suddenly raised his head and smiled, and he said: "Everyone's life in this world is different, how can everyone use the same set of methods to be a person.
For example, Young Master Ben, as soon as he was born in the world, he already had a lot of money, do I still need to take care of things, and cultivate my family? I can directly govern the country and level the world. I knew that what you said was this, and the young master would not come to listen to it, delaying the time.
Master Ben believes that the people who came to listen to your lecture also wanted to hear how to do well in the imperial examination, not what self-cultivation Qi family. ”
As soon as this boy finished speaking, many of the people present nodded subconsciously.
Indeed, Li Dongyang is a member of the Ming Dynasty and a member of the three princes. Since he entered the office, he has personally presided over the imperial examinations, or the scholars who have been promoted are unknown.
The scholars who came to listen to his lectures naturally came to admire him, and some wanted to see the real face. Some people want to hear him talk about the truth of being a man and doing things, and it is not excluded that some people want to hear how to do well in the imperial examination.
After all, no one understands the rules of the imperial examination better than Li Dongyang.
If it weren't for the fact that this was the place where his master was lecturing, I am afraid that Jiang Xia would have rushed over and beaten that guy who looked like a boy into a pig's head.
However, Jiang Xia still stood up, and then asked the boy, "Hey, this boy, do you have a ruler on you?" ”
The boy glanced at Jiang Xia, shook his head and replied, "No." ”
Jiang Xia nodded, and said with a sudden expression: "It turns out that you are a shameless (ruler) person, no wonder your mouth is so stinky." ”
"You scolded me?" The boy brother angrily pointed at Jiang Xia and asked.
Jiang Xia nodded and said, "Yes, I scolded you, so do you know why I scolded you?" ”
"Why?" Brother Childe asked angrily.
Jiang Xia said: "Let me ask you a question first, do you know what beasts like to ask the most?" ”
"How can a beast speak, I don't know." Brother Childe replied.
"It's a pig." Jiangxia Road.
"Why?" Brother Childe asked.
As soon as he asked, many scholars around him laughed, Jiang Xia just said that "pigs" like to ask "why", and he immediately asked "why", isn't this an admission that he is a pig?
The boy brother was suddenly furious, pointed at Jiang Xia and scolded: "You led me to be fooled? ”
"Yes, I fooled you. People have brains, so they can't be fooled. And the pigs didn't, so I fell for it as soon as I lured you. You said that you have a good pig, why do you look like an adult?
Do you think you're so right that you give birth to your pigs? Is it right to call you a pig? Do you think you still deserve to be a pig? ”
"I" Brother Gongzi finished for a while, how can Jiang Xia's question be answered? "Do you still deserve to be a pig?"
Answer: "Yes!" Wouldn't that be an admission to being a pig?
Answer: "Not worthy!" Doesn't that mean that you are not even as good as a pig?
Jiang Xia glanced at the boy brother contemptuously, and said lightly: "I also said that I am different from others, it is indeed different, everyone present is a human brain, and Zhilu Dao came to listen to the lecture to listen to the reason, only your pig brain, you don't need to learn the truth of being a man, because you are a beast, not a human." ”
"Bastard!" Brother Gongzi yelled, and then immediately pointed to Jiang Xia and said to the several guards beside him, "Go!" Break his legs for me, tear his mouth, and I'll see if he dares to talk nonsense! ”
"Slow!" Jiang Xia suddenly stretched out his hand to stop it, and the boy suddenly said proudly: "What? Scared? ”
Jiang Xia said: "In this way, I will give you a chance to prove that you are smarter than pigs." One plus one, do you think it's difficult, Childe? ”
"Of course it's not difficult." The boy said.
Jiang Xia nodded, and asked again, "Childe, are you a woman?" ”
"This son is so heroic, of course he is not a woman, you are blind."
Jiang Xia suddenly had a sudden expression: "No wonder you said that you can't do it if someone else wants to do it, it turns out that you are not a man (difficult) or a woman." ”
"You're good." The boy felt that talking to Jiang Xia was full of traps, and he said angrily: "Okay, this son changes an answer, and one plus a copy of the son finds it difficult!" ”
This time it was not only Jiang Xia, but even Su Meiniang and Zhu Houzhao beside Jiang Xia also laughed, Jiang Xia shook his head and sighed: "Sure enough, it's a pig brain, and even a three-year-old child like One Plus One knows the answer to the question." ”
"Ha Lu Ha
The boy brother was furious, he immediately pointed at Jiang Xia and shouted, "What are you doing in a daze? Go! Break his legs, break his legs!! ”
The seven or eight guards squeezed through the surrounding crowd and rushed towards Jiang Xia, but Jiang Xia didn't need to make a move, Zhong Bin, Han Mufeng, Yu Ren, Leng Yu, Qian Juexing and others pulled out their weapons one after another.
All the guards were either pointed at the throat by the tip of a sword, or they were held with daggers, or there were two throwing knives stuck in front of their toes, and I am afraid that if they took a step forward, their toes would be gone.
Before the boy could react, Jiang Xia ran over in two steps and kicked him to the ground.
"Smack!" Without waiting for Brother Gongzi to speak, Jiang Xia slapped him violently, and then pulled out his short sword from his ankle.
He pointed his short sword at Brother Gongzi's eyes and asked coldly, "Say, what's your name?" ”
"My name is Wang Qingyun, and my father is Wang Xuren." Wang Qingyun saw that Jiang Xia and the others lit up their weapons as soon as they moved, and everyone flashed out of the murderous aura of the forest people, so he was immediately scared and didn't dare to be arrogant anymore.
The short sword in Jiang Xia's hand advanced a little towards Wang Qingyun's eyes, and Wang Qingyun's eyes widened, for fear that if his eyes blinked, his eyelids would hang on the tip of the short sword.
Jiang Xia said with a sigh in his mouth: "Wang is the dragon and phoenix among the people, and Qingyun has the meaning of Qingyun going straight up." It's really a waste to give you such a good name, you are not allowed to use this name in the future, and this young master will change one for you. You'll have your last name from now on."
Jiang Xia thought for a long time and said, "In the future, your surname will be 'Qingri', which means Qingtian and Bairi." As for the name, it's called 'Woliang', which tells you that you can't forget to be a kind person when you sleep. Remember your new name? ”
"Remember, remember, remember," Wang Qingyun kept saying.
"If you remember it, read it out loud and say it several times."
"Yes, yes," Wang Qingyun shouted: "Qingri Woliang, Qingri Woliang, Qingri Woliang"
At first, everyone didn't realize what the name was mysterious, but Su Meiniang was the first to laugh and whispered: "It's really necrotic." ”
Then everyone reacted, isn't the homonym of Qingri Woliang "please my mother"?
When everyone reacted, suddenly the whole lecture scene erupted in a loud laughter.