Li Han roared angrily: "Master wants both!" I can be sure that you are not treated by the emperor for anything, and you only think of such a way to do one thing, and you want to sacrifice other people's lives at every turn, which is really stupid!

Do you have to use your brain to do things, do you understand with your brain? Growing such a big head is not just for the sake of good looks, it is to be used by Li Taishou!

The master also knew that the dead eunuch wanted to kill me, and I also wanted to kill the dead eunuch, but do you see why I slept so well just now? Do you really think that I am an old pedantic who talks about cause and effect in the tiger wolf? Or do you think I'm just a two-hundred-and-five-hundred-and-five?

I'll go! Master, I still have a large family in Chang'an City waiting for me to feed, I am just 12 and a half years old today, and there is still a lot of life waiting for me to enjoy, if I don't count in my heart, I can sleep with peace of mind?

Tell you Lord Li Taishou, I am also fishing when you fish, the bait you use is me, a living person, and the price you pay is that you continue to be a poor ghost if I die, but do you know what bait I use?

Wisdom! Does wisdom understand?

I told the Great Shaman of the Huns, saying that I had received a revelation from the Heavenly Father, and that the Bank of China said tonight that he would secretly connect with other gangsters and plot to murder me, and at the same time he also contacted the anti-thieves to instigate Da Dan to attack the Han in the autumn of this year, when the Xiongnu was about to have civil strife, and since then it has been in a state of collapse, unless he kills the dead eunuch or prevents the dead eunuch from killing me, the Holy Son, in order to eliminate this catastrophe.

So he believed, so tonight he went to be my thug to deal with the dead eunuch, so that I could sleep so peacefully and so sweetly!

Hum!

Compare with me, I don't have to spend anything, I will achieve my goal by moving my mouth, but you Li Taishou will pay my master's big head!

Yes, I know that you will tell me not to say that it is my head, even if it is to pay your Li Taishou's head, as long as you can kill the dead eunuch and eliminate the hidden danger to the imperial court, you will not hesitate, right?

Is it okay to have only one human life? It's not easy for my father and mother to give birth to someone and raise him so big, okay? If the head is gone, it's gone! You died and became a hero. What should you do? What should you do with your daughter-in-law? What about your children? Do you still expect the state to support you?

Cut! The most annoying thing is that you people come up with the so-called heroism of being impassioned at every turn, sacrificing the small self to fulfill the big self......

Tut-tut, that's it, it's not the same level as your IQ, it's too tiring to talk, I'll continue to sleep, you guys fish for coyotes, I wish you success. ”

After Li Han finished speaking, he got up from the ground and went back to the house to continue lying down.

Li Guang, who was stunned by his long complaints, looked at Zhang Fangda.

After a long time, Zhang Fangda reacted first. The uncertain whisper asked, "Huh...... Brother Li, what does the 'IQ' mentioned by Li Han just now? Also, do the 'small self' and 'big self' refer to personal life and loyalty, filial piety, and righteousness? What I admire the most is the sentence 'Tiger and wolf are still talking about cause and effect', this teenager is not simple! Being able to say such subtle words casually, coupled with the songs he has sung casually along the way in order to relieve the princess's boredom, each of them is an excellent gift for the past and the present, and I have quietly recorded the secret report to the emperor. ”

Li Guang didn't answer immediately, he was silent for a long time before he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Ha, I was speechless when I was scolded!" Our wisdom is indeed heaven and earth compared to that boy. I returned from hunting with his 'Northwest Look.' Shoot the wolf, 'I've already played the secret saint...... Alas, after living for thirty-five years, I was scolded like this by a little descendant and was still convinced......"

Since he said that he had already attracted the Huns to follow the Bank of China, it seems that that the guy will not come here to assassinate Li Han. Can we both go back? ”

"Zhang Gong, that kid said so much just now, have you ever heard something strange?"

"Oh? What's weird? ”

Li Guang muttered cautiously: "He said that he pretended to prophecy and told the Xiongnu Great Shaman that he would collude with the thieves. provoked a war between the Xiongnu and the Han Dynasty, and used it as bait to lure the great shaman to lurk and eavesdrop.

He was right. If he is not sure, this kid must not fall asleep, that is, what he said about the Bank of China saying that collusion with thieves is true.

So, who is the thief? ”

"Oh, fortunately, Brother Li noticed it, I just paid attention to the words in his description that we had never heard of, but I didn't pay attention to this.

You're right, this kid has always done things safely, and since he let the big shaman eavesdrop, he must have calculated that the Bank of China said that he would collude with the thieves! ”

Li Guang's eyes lit up instantly, and he said excitedly: "This kid is really a blessing, since he came, I feel that everything is going well, this may be another great achievement!" ”

"So what's the point? Hurry up and make proper arrangements, if you hear the Bank of China say that it colludes with the thieves, this credit is enough to make your wish come true! Zhang Fangda was also excited.

Li Guang stood up and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, Li Han, thank you for scolding me today, Li Guang has been taught." ”

Li Han was lying on the bed, his anger was still gone, and when he heard Li Guang's words, he muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, now I understand that it is really dull to come and rush to control!" Let you guys who know about the mantis yellow finch make a fuss, even if you demolish Beishi and beat your head to the point of bleeding and doing the master's, now, the master can feel at ease. ”

After instigating the great shaman, he deliberately leaked the secret of heaven to let Li Guang also go out, which was equivalent to giving himself double insurance, and of course, at the same time, he also made a double strong enemy for the dead eunuch and the dead crab.

Humming a little song to get up, Li Han was too lazy to eat the saltless and tasteless boiled dishes made by the post house, and when he was in a good mood, he decided to do it himself.

Li Han decided to barbecue, and he greatly admired the wisdom of the ancients at this point, since the Shang Dynasty, there were people in China who processed charcoal for smelting, and it was very common in the Warring States Period, so there are people selling charcoal in the clouds now.

Sending Li San out of the house to buy a large basket of charcoal and a sheep, Li Han was ready to start the barbecue in the courtyard of the post house.

It doesn't matter if you don't have an oven, let the stones find a few large stones to form an earthen stove, it doesn't matter if you don't have a grill, the thick firewood is crossed and tied into a strong rack, and then I go to the guards and touch an iron spear, put the sheep across the iron spear and put it on the wooden frame, and everything is ready.

As a picky foodie, how can there be no chili noodles and fine salt in the emergency kit, Sichuan pepper is easy to say, and the Li pepper sold as a medicinal herb in the pharmacy is bought, so that the people can mash it with a stone mortar and live.

The main reason why Li Han was most happy and prompted him to make barbecue was because yesterday when he was wandering around, he actually bought a strange thing that was sold as a spice in a shop owned by a Persian—cumin!

The Persians said that this thing was miraculous, and said that if it was made into a sachet and worn on the body, it could refresh, have a beautiful face, and feel comfortable.

In fact, Li Han knows that cumin can indeed be used in medicine, and cumin fruit and volatile oil have carminative, nervous stimulation, stomach strengthening, and antibacterial effects. It is mainly used for stomach cold, hiccups, loss of appetite, diarrhea, abdominal distention, poor urination, blood coagulation, amenorrhea, etc.

It is ridiculous that the Persians only mentioned the most trivial effect of the spice of this strange thing, but ignored the spice and the medicine.

But Li Han would not kindly remind the Persian that he had bought all the cumin from this merchant, which was a large seed cumin from Iran, full of fruit and rich in flavor, and he was so happy that when he came back, he hid some of it and planted it at home, and there was a big bag of the rest, which was about to be used for barbecue.

Lighting the charcoal, at the beginning is to bake out the blood water in the mutton, this stage does not need to put seasoning, and when the dripping liquid turns from blood to fat, Li Han began to smear honey on it, and when the roast is yellow and crispy, and when the meat skin squeaks, sprinkle fine salt and continue to roast.

Put the crushed cumin peppercorn noodles and chili noodles on the plate, if this thing is abundant, it should be sprinkled on the mutton and roasted together, now it is very precious, Li Han decided to dip and eat.

Taking out the Swiss Army knife in his boots and washing it, Li Han slice a thin slice of brown and crispy mutton, dipped a little spice and put it in his mouth, and immediately, a familiar aroma attacked his taste nerves, making him let out a comfortable sigh.

Li San has been following Li Han for a long time, knowing that this master has no concept of superiority and inferiority, he has been salivating for a long time just staring, seeing Li Han eating, he took out the waist knife from his waist, cut off a large piece and stuffed it into his mouth, even if there was no other seasoning, it was so fragrant that he almost bit off his tongue, ate it in a big gulp, and waved the knife to cut it.

Li Han scolded Li San for being too greedy, eating like a pig, and gave him some spices, and the two of them were very happy to eat, and suddenly heard a strange voice "goo" and "goo", and turned his face to see the stone with envy on his face.

Li Han asked strangely, "Why don't you eat it?" It's not like not being hungry to be hungry! ”

"Master, can I eat with you?" Stone asked timidly.

"Damn! You and I are my family, why can't the family eat together? Stupid, aren't you? ”

"Oooh oh...... Hmmmm......" The stone was overjoyed when he heard this, and he reached out and tore off a piece of meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

Li Han and Li Sandu, who were happy in this scene, laughed and laughed, and the other members of the family send-off team were salivating when they smelled the fragrance, but they didn't dare to come out, they all hid in the house and drooled while smelling the aroma.

Li Han was eating fragrant and wanted to drink spicy food, and suddenly remembered one thing, and asked Li San to move out a jar of grape brew, and let the stone go to the door of the post station to get a big lump of saltpeter, he had already noticed that there was a pile there.

Sure that it was saltpeter, it was an accidental discovery by Li Han, he was very surprised when he saw this thing, and suddenly remembered the historical records: all nitrate, Huayi is born, and China specializes in the northwest. If the southeast traffickers do not give official citations, they will be guilty of believing that they are private goods. Nitrate is the same as salt, and it is vaporized by moisture under the earth, and it is now on the ground. Those who are close to the water and the soil is thin become salt, and those who are close to the mountains and the soil is thick become nitrate. It dissolves when it enters the water, so it is called "nitrate".

This place is in the northwest, it is not strange to have this thing at all, the post house is for the house to go to the tide, and after use, it will be piled up there at will. (To be continued......)