Chapter 166: Caught in the wrong place
Zhang Yuan nodded slightly and said, "Why don't I accompany you to ......?" ”
"No need, my master is still in the Golden Triangle, not to mention the distance, and my master still has a habit of cleanliness, but he can't see a beautiful woman......."
Zhang Yuan was stunned for a moment, and laughed at herself: "It's a crime to be beautiful, ......." ”
"Li Feng, do you have a high fever, I don't know how far the Golden Triangle Road is from here, can you come back tomorrow? You're not dreaming, are you! Zhang Ya looked at Li Feng with some puzzlement and asked.
Li Feng smiled slightly, pinched Zhang Ya's nose, and said, "It's better if you dream." ”
"Boss, I haven't received a call from you for a long time, and you're not dead yet?"
"Damn, do you want me to die sooner,, hurry up and give Lao Tzu a BJ ......." Li Feng scolded viciously and said: "Be careful when crossing the border line, the defense area of Huaxia is very tight, be careful not to be hit down by missiles, Lao Tzu doesn't feel sorry for you, but also for the plane!" ”
"Boss, you really have love, no love, don't you say that brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes?" Wang Yifu yelled.
Li Feng smiled hesitantly and said, "There is another sentence that says, brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, you wear my clothes, will I cut your hands and feet?" Fuck, don't give Lao Tzu nonsense, hurry up and give you two hours, if you don't arrive, Lao Tzu will notify the Huaxia National Defense Bureau and directly bombard your ...... with a missile! ”
"Okay, two hours is too fine......." Wang Yifu said goodbye and hung up the phone directly.
Li Feng smiled slightly, shook his head helplessly, and saw that Zhang Yuan and Zhang Ya were looking at him like monsters, he naturally understood what was going on, and said with a wry smile: "It's just an airplane, there's no need to be so exaggerated, right?" ”
In this regard, Zhang Yuan knows more than Zhang Ya, although private jets are available in Huaxia, there are definitely not many, and Li Feng is not a celebrity, even if he is a celebrity, it is the opposite, Dai frowned, and said: "Li Feng, should you say something when you go?" ”
Li Feng's face darkened, and he thought, this girl is really ruthless, this is a curse, shrugged helplessly, and said, "Who is the best pilot in the world?" You must not know the way, do you? “
"What's so difficult about this, I know this!" Seeing Li Feng's spirit, Zhang Ya looked a little unhappy and said: "The most outstanding pilot in the world is the Austrian pilot Alonso, who once flew a plane alone through many places that others dare not imagine. ”
"Well, he'll pick me up in a moment, do you think I'll be okay?" Li Feng grinned and said: "Two years ago, when we were on a mission, we met Alonso, and by accident, he became a member of the mighty wolf, of course, I also prepared the best plane in the world for him, damn, that's really a huge amount of money......." Li Feng's face darkened, recalling that when he bought a plane for Alonso, he spent more than 40 billion, although the mighty wolf has money, but more than 40 billion is by no means a small amount, of course, Li Feng let Alonso enter the mighty wolf, not to ask him to come to eat rice, in Li Feng's words, science is progressing, society is developing, trains are speeding up, and guns are used in fights, Alonso's resources are not used, but it seems a bit wasteful.
"No, Li Feng, you're not mistaken, Alonso is Austrian, how can he know you, this is absolutely impossible, impossible!" Zhang Ya said in disbelief.
"What's wrong with the Audi people, it's not one nose yet, two eyes!" Li Feng snorted and said, "I don't know if the old man in Lu Dao fed the Tianshan Snow Lotus to the pigs, damn it...... He is a very loser, and it has been a ...... to feed pigs with the century-old Lingzhi that I honor him. ”
"Li Feng, you guys are really a bunch of weirdos, I really want to meet your master ...... now." Zhang Yuan said with a dark face.
"No, that old man's cleanliness habit is very serious, and he likes pig ......." Li Feng grinned, buried Feng Yu, thinking that when he left Huaxia, he also ran to the Golden Triangle by mistake, and lived a life of hunger at that time, and later met Feng Yu, and Feng Yu also passed on all his skills to him.......
"Okay, Wang Yifu is here......." Li Feng changed into a shirt, pointed to the red dot a few kilometers away, and said, "He's here!" ”
"Li Feng, you dare to lie to me, don't you say that Alonso is here, how can you still become a Wang Yifu, hum!" Zhang Ya glanced at Li Feng angrily and said, "Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the son of a mouse will make holes ......." ”
Li Feng raised his eyebrows, his eyes flashed with a cold light, but he quickly disappeared, he hated others mentioning his parents the most, but there was no way, this was said by Zhang Ya, he knew that Zhang Ya was not malicious, grinned, and said: "Then I must be a dragon......." ”
Zhang Yuan looked at Li Feng and Zhang Ya arguing, and couldn't help but smile, and said, "Don't make trouble, the plane is coming." ”
"Come on, I'm going out this time, maybe I'm going to die in the world, let's kiss goodbye, Yuanyuan is here to ......." Li Feng smiled hesitantly, pretending to be a hooligan. Zhang Yuan glanced at him angrily and said, "You are Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, and I have followed you in this life, and I am really ......." ”
"It's useless to say that, come over and taste ...... first."
"Li Feng, you... Shame on you....... Zhang Ya stomped her feet angrily, hating her very much, this damn Li Feng actually kissed Zhang Yuan in front of her, she was unhappy because Li Feng didn't kiss her first, women are very strong in this regard.
"Look, why did I forget Xiaoya, treat everyone equally, treat everyone equally...... Li Feng grinned, grabbed Zhang Ya and kissed him.
"You have to pay attention to safety, don't really let the missile come down ......." Zhang Ya said with some concern.
"If I was so good to me, I really didn't want to leave......." Li Feng grinned and said a little not afraid of death.
"Boss, these two are sisters-in-law, you are so 'happy'." Alonso flew the helicopter directly to the window, and said with a smile.
"Damn, hurry up and flash aside, the building will collapse in a while, I still want to live for a few more years!" Li Feng saw that Alonso was pretending to be forced, and secretly scolded mentally, why don't you let the hail smash you down.
"Li Feng, is he really Alonso?" Zhang Ya looked at Alonso sitting in the cabin stupidly and said.
"That's it, but now he has changed his name to Wang Yifu......."
"Boss, let's go, come back tomorrow, you are making love with your sisters-in-law, when I came over just now, it seems that I have already alarmed the border air defense forces in Huaxia, maybe I will really be hit by missiles in a while!" Alonso said with a smile.
Li Feng snorted, looked back at the two women, and said, "Good night, dear, I will rush back as soon as possible tomorrow ......." ”——
After getting on the plane, Li Feng was shocked to find that it was a plane, which actually attracted hundreds of onlookers, shook his head helplessly, and thought, what a shame for the Chinese people, if it is in an ordinary small town, forget it, this is the capital of China, can you do it!
"Hey, big brother, are you engaged in military exercises, which unit are you from?"
"BJ Second Artillery!" Li Feng grinned, turned around and waved his hand to the two women, and said, "Let's go!" ”
The helicopter rose as fast as it could, and sitting in the cabin, Li Feng put his legs outside very comfortably and said, "BJ's night view is really beautiful...... ”
"No matter how beautiful the night scene is, it's not as beautiful as my sister-in-law......." Alonso laughed hesitantly and said, "Boss, I said that the monkey called me two days ago and said that you are degenerate, it turns out that you are really degenerate, but if it were me, I would also be degraded ......." ”
"Wood monkey again?" Li Feng's eyelids flickered, and he thought, this wooden monkey is really a special all-rounder, a killer in the night, a prince of gossip, it is indeed suitable for him.
"Boss, I heard the monkey say that we have formed a bond with the Yamaguchi-gumi, and the Yamaguchi-gumi are not easy to mess with, and there are millions of helpers...... It's much more than we don't know. Alonso said worriedly.
"What's wrong with the Yamaguchi-gumi, in one acre and three points of land in Huaxia, I don't believe that he can come over with a million people, I'm afraid I haven't waited to come, Huaxia's missiles have already landed in Hiroshima......." Li Feng smiled slightly and said, "How is the old man doing?" ”
"He's very good, but the past two days seem to be quite miserable, boss, you said that the old man actually has a master, you don't know the way, two days ago the old man and the old man had a competition, I thought the old man would be abused, who knows, the old man actually touched people on one side, and was beaten and scream......ed again and again." Alonso said, shaking his head.
Li Feng was also stunned, although he knew that Wang Daxian's skills must be extraordinary, but after all, where is the age, with Feng Yu's strength, he can't even touch the edge, how strong is Wang Daxian's strength, thinking of this, Li Feng secretly pinched a cold sweat, and at the same time had some expectations in his heart, if he could get something good from Wang Daxian, it would be good.
"That old man is indeed my master's master......." Li Feng said with a wry smile.
"It turned out to be the master's master, then the boss, haven't you become a grandchild?" Alonso glared and said.
"Damn, when did you start studying Chinese culture, you are a ...... for your grandchildren." Li Feng glanced at Alonso angrily, although Alonso's words were a little ugly, but what he said was also true, the tradition of the Chinese people, he still understands the truth of being a teacher for one day and a father for life.