Biography: Joke about the encounter of a certain fruit fan in the underworld
A certain man, with ideals and ambitions, successfully crossed the Republic of China, with the lofty ambition of the Three Underworlds, and the big killer with the halo of the protagonist, joined kmT and went to the bald principal.
Because a certain man is a fruit fan and black, he resolutely does not vote for **, so this gentleman voted for kmT.
In order to have a good background, when this gentleman opened at the Huangpu Military Academy, he became a protégé of President Jiang.
Before the Northern Expedition, this gentleman joined the student army, and when he fought Chen Jiongmin, he fought bravely in a certain battle, braved the rain of bullets and rushed to the city to plant the flag, and became a hero soaring into the sky (Chen Mingren), so that Lao Jiang took a fancy to it, appreciated, called on the whole army to study, awarded the name of Huangpu Tiger General, and became a company commander, and then when the Northern Expedition began, with a series of military achievements, he was constantly promoted, and finally promoted to regiment commander and brigade commander
At 412, the headmaster began to purge the party, and the headmaster was very ruthless in purging the party, killing 20,000**, but killing 600,000 kmT, and killing only 200,000 in one year - this is still the situation when a large number of speculators were constantly added in this period, so that the number of kmT party members did not recover ten years later.
This is over, because a certain man is a man with great ideals and aspirations, 412 ago said a lot of progressive tendencies, these words are very similar to ** over there, they have long been recorded by people with intentions, and they are regarded as leftists who are inclined to be - you must know that among the 400,000 kmT who was knocked out by a bald head, all of them are kmT leftists like a certain man, who have ideals and aspirations, and this time it is miserable, and it is regarded as **.
A man: I'm not **, I'm not**, I'm the principal's protégé!
Executioner: You are a brigade commander, and all the sand at home is mended! With this, you're not**who**? Also, in the small book, this is what you said in a certain year, a certain day, and a certain place, and my brother remembers them all here? These are not ** remarks, so what are they?
Impulsive! Impulsive! Impulsive!
There's no way, there are a few more holes on the body, and a certain man who is out of breath and out of breath uses the protagonist's aura killer before swallowing his last breath,
Resurrect in situ while using the protagonist's aura, turning back time
A certain man: Hehe, relying on the halo of the protagonist, no one treats me as a ** member anymore, 412, relying on the power of the traverser, I stood in the right team again, passed the level, and escaped the butcher's knife of the bald head and the right.
The bald head continued the Northern Expedition, the city of Jinan, and the Japanese massacre in Jinan.
The bald head ordered a certain man to do it without seeing, not seeing, not seeing
A certain man: Cha Ban, Cha Cha
A certain man: I used the protagonist's aura again, and I stopped this in advance, and I didn't give birth anymore, I didn't give birth anymore
The Northern Expedition is over
The Northern Expeditionary Army began to fight for the cake, not to mention the Central Plains War, Li Yan, Feng and Jiang infighting, first talk about the bald subordinates competing for favor.
A man thought that he could rely on the prophet of the traverser, and when he showed his strength under the principal, he found that although he was born in Huangpu, he was not from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and he couldn't enter the circle of the Xuan department, so he was repeatedly excluded under the bald hands. The guys around you who are not as good as you have rolled into a division commander and climbed up early, but you are still a brigadier general and brigade commander (Chen Mingren tears again). (At this time, a bunch of senior brothers from the Jiangsu and Zhejiang factions, Senior Brother Gu Zhutong, Senior Brother Liu Zhi, Senior Brother Chen Cheng, and Senior Brother Dai gathered together and sang to you: Wear small shoes for you, wear small shoes for you)
You are very depressed and depressed, but you must not disturb you, otherwise the blue-clothed society, the predecessor of the military commander around you, will go to the old man and say that you have a tendency to lean towards the Communist Party, and you will die.
I endure, I endure, I endure, I can't bear it anymore, Lao Tzu uses the protagonist's aura and golden finger again
I rub, now I am from Jiangsu and Zhejiang, Lao Tzu is still from Fenghua
Read the file, start over, ha, I'm a Fenghua person now, and I have the opportunity to be a teacher. Well, follow the bald head to fight the civil war, first overturn the three factions of Yan, Li, and Feng, and then go to Jiangxi to fight the fifth encirclement and suppression war Taizu Well, Taizu is not in power at this time, it is the military killing fist of Zhan Bogu and the prime minister
Ah, I almost forgot about jì, I was born in 918 during this time, and a certain man should do it.
The principal didn't give my strength, Zhang Dashao didn't do my best, I couldn't lead the troops to the Northeast, and the principal didn't let me go to the Northeast
A man's brain is dead
Yes, a certain man self-hypnosis: I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I didn't see it
Skip that
The Long March began, and then, the Xi'an incident changed, and a certain man relied on the prophet of history to hug the thigh of Mrs. Song to show loyalty to the principal, and this time the brother was finally reused
The headmaster reciprocated your loyalty and promoted you to the rank of commander
Anti-Riot Resistance.
A certain soldier went to the battlefield, and the salary of the soldiers under his command was deducted by the superiors
What, the person who deducted the military salary was called Miss Kong Er, and the person who swallowed the money to buy the plane was surnamed Song
(Okay, even if you have the spirit of a king, after offending your wife and Miss Kong, under the anger of the principal, you finally asked for the money.) He asked for the money to be given to the below, but the money was deducted and swallowed by the junior officers below.
You are angry and want to shoot these bastards who drink the blood of soldiers, but a bunch of brothers around you come together to plead and sue you that this is an unspoken rule.
Are you going to fight against everyone to ruin everyone's financial path?
Looking at a group of division commanders, brigade commanders, regiment commanders, battalion commanders, and company commanders with bloodshot eyes, a certain man hesitated again.
A man: I'll rub it, you grandsons will die if you don't drink the blood of soldiers?
Subordinate: This is an unspoken rule
A man: Aren't you like **?
The subordinate turned around and picked up the phone: Report to the principal, xx has a tendency to lean together
A certain man has a cup.
Well, a certain man once again waved the protagonist's aura power, the younger brother was hypnotized, he stopped drinking the blood of the soldiers, and the silver supply was also given to the soldiers below.
Subordinates: We are still poor.
A man: Didn't all the money go down?
Subordinate: Now that prices are soaring, with this money, you can buy buns yesterday, but today you can only buy wotou
A certain man: **The GIs don't even have to eat, but they can fight, and they can win battles with you guys
The subordinate turned around and picked up the phone: Report to the principal, xx has a tendency to lean together
Pounding (voice-over): Commander XX, Director Dai is invited
A certain man uses the protagonist aura again.
Well, in order for the brothers to have enough to eat, a certain man opened the golden finger again. Well, this time, I have been trying to make money since I entered the Whampoa Military Academy, using the prophet of history to buy stocks and make a lot of money in the stock market. With silver, there are also women, you can have three wives and four concubines, and this time it will not be misunderstood as **
There is silver, and a certain man stands tall: yes, Lao Tzu is a loser for the country, and he will pay you a subsidy out of his own pocket every month.
Subordinates: Thank you, Commander
The subordinate turned around and called: Report to the principal, a certain man has a different heart, buys people's hearts with silver, and his conscience is greatly bad.
Headmaster: Is Yu Nong here?
Yunong: Uh-huh, uh-huh
Bang, pound, pound!
A man: Why is rice like this, I'm not Yang Yongtai!
The protagonist's aura is used again, a certain man is resurrected with full blood on the spot, and under the halo, the principal will not ask anyone to beat him for this matter.
The Songhu meeting has started a war, but the supplies you sent from the rear have been deducted by the turtle king bastard who came out of nowhere...... You want to kill again, bear with me, this is the national condition.
Your troops fought bravely and withstood the devil's attack. is preparing to use the ultimate move "Heaven and Earth are useless" to win the game in one fell swoop.
Well, why is there a devil on my flank, and there are devils in the back, ah, the back road is broken?
I'm cāo, at first glance? What about my allies, what about the reserves?
The younger brother on the side replied: Commander, our friendly army on the left flank is Sun Yuanliang, and the friendly army on the right flank is Tang Enbo.
A man: Why did the reserve team suddenly disappear?
Subordinate: Yesterday the army pulled up the telephone line, and you can talk directly to the principal, then
Man: And then what's going on
Subordinate: So the headmaster can command the regiment, and last night he transferred the reserve to fill in somewhere else
A man fainted.
Retreat
Fall back?
Is it that easy? These grandsons, who usually don't practice well, retreated into a rout as soon as they retreated, scattering the sand.
A certain man: You won't be as orderly as the Yan'an retreat of the ** army at first glance
The subordinate turned around and picked up the phone: Report to the chairman, xx has a tendency to lean towards the Communist Party (the tendency to **, abbreviation, the tendency to lean towards the Communist Party)
In desperation, a man used the gold finger again
Successfully retreated to the modern concrete-earth defense line built in the rear, the defense line known as the Maginot of the East.
A man: Why can't the door of the bunker be opened?
Subordinates: Report, the person in charge of the bunker gate withdrew first, and the key was lost and couldn't be found
A certain man:
Continue to advance and retreat to Nanjing
The bald head convened a meeting of a certain man to discuss the issue of whether Nanjing should be defended or not
A certain man knew the history of the Nanjing Massacre and insisted on opposing the defense of Nanjing.
At this time, Commander Tang jumped out again: The country can't be lost, and then a lot of tall and complete words spewed out
The truth was all occupied, and a certain man had to keep it.
After the meeting, the principal pulled a man to the small black room on the side
Headmaster: You are my confidant disciple, Aijiang, don't go to Nanjing, the place of death.
A man: I'm Chinese, I'm patriotic, and I'm going to die......
Headmaster (wiping away tears from his eyes): Well, if you are my beloved disciple, you can keep it......
A certain man guarded for a month, but due to the lack of backup, he finally could not hold it and retreated into the city, and a certain man thought about it and prepared to turn this into another Stalingrad
Subordinate: Report, the principal is calling, asking you to leave.
A man: I swear to live and die with Nanjing
Subordinate: Commander Tang has already left first
A man: Then I'm the commander now
Men: Allies have run away
A man: And our army
Subordinate: We want to go too
A man: Don't you go to the ** to learn from the neighbor's military science at first glance?
The subordinate turned around and picked up the phone: Report to the chairman, xx has a tendency to lean towards the Communist Party
A man has the intention to kill the enemy and is unable to return to the sky, so retreat
Led the troops to the Yangtze River. What about the ship? Well, it turned out that in front of him, in order to show his determination to live and die with Nanjing, Commander Tang burned the ship in advance
A certain man: How did Commander Tang get there?
Subordinate: He left one for himself.
A certain man:
A certain man, continue to use the golden finger and the protagonist's aura.
The plot later, who will help me continue to add it. Write out the fate of a certain man after he voted for kmT, in the Anti-Japanese War, the Civil War, and after he was transferred to Taiwan.
Additional updates
Standing on the edge of the Yangtze River, a certain man who was cornered by friendly forces and Japanese troops once again used the protagonist's halo killer.
Under the light of the protagonist's aura, a certain man carried out an epic Dunkerek retreat, and led his subordinates to withdraw from Nanjing and move into the rear for correction.
After this hard battle, a certain man suffered great losses, and his subordinates who built it single-handedly suffered heavy casualties, and the equipment was also greatly damaged. Fortunately, it is the principal's subordinate troops, and the personnel and supply of troops are given priority, and the number is not canceled after the battle is finished like the miscellaneous army.
With the principal's approval, a man took people to the equipment depot to get the equipment, but the people in the ordnance department pushed back and asked for nothing. When I inquired, it was an unspoken rule again.
A man: I'll rub it, you grandsons! At first glance, it's not like that
Due to the countless small reports that he had been beaten countless times before, he had suffered countless lessons from black guns, and a certain man did not pull the ** out for comparison this time, although he was eager to set up a machine gun to shoot, and finally honestly paid for the red envelope to get the supply.
In the process of replenishing the troops, a certain man began to reflect on the gains and losses during this time.
Feel the danger of pig-like teammates and ineffective subordinates. A man realizes the importance of a competent subordinate. So, a certain man used the protagonist's aura again,
A certain man: The protagonist's aura is the largest output, and Wang Ba's anger is fully rampant!
As a result, a certain man summoned God.
God: What do you want?
A man: I want my right-hand men,
God: What type.
A man: Well, you have to be brave, not afraid of death, and you are not greedy for money and don't drink the blood of soldiers, it's best to be a little bit of a king like me, the protagonist's halo is opened, and the morale of the little brother is full of God, send all the officers with such quality in the ** to my subordinates!
God: OK
With God's help, a few days later, the military officer transferred by the chairman came to report to a certain man.
Officer No. 1: My name is Liao Yunzhou
Officer No. 2: My name is Xiong Xianghui
Officer No. 3: My name is Guo Rugui
A certain man: Why are the names of these guys more familiar than the other, I remember, they are all co-spies haha, there is a way in heaven you don't go, there is no door to hell, you take the initiative to send it to the door, I will report to the principal immediately
After a certain man dealt with it, he called his wife to stabilize the three spies.
Madame: What's going on?
A man: You don't know, madam, these three people are all spies, if you stabilize him, I will personally report to the principal.
Madame: Isn't it faster to call directly?
A man: That's right.
Turn around and pick up the phone.
Impulsive!
A man fell to the ground with smoke coming from his back.
Madame: I'm sorry, but I'm also a communist
A certain man: The aura of the protagonist
After being resurrected on the spot, a certain man: **is so powerful, even my wife has become**, I don't believe my second aunt is also**.
A certain man called the second aunt and repeated the above words and what he was going to do.
Bang!
A man with a vase on his head was lying on the ground.
Second aunt: I'm sorry, I was just made a party member by my sister last year.
A certain man (evil to the guts): Yes, you will pull my third aunt over!
Second aunt: The junior is now in the inspection period
A man: You forced me!
A certain man decided to use the protagonist's aura killer again, traveled to the past and changed the history of his three wives, and then adjusted the time again to the current three** time period.
Learning from the previous lesson, a certain man decided not to sue anyone and went directly to the principal to report.
The principal happened to be out on business, and he was greeted by a beautiful female secretary.
A certain man who had just erased his three wives with the protagonist's halo killer was distracted when he saw the female secretary and chatted a few words.
Secretary: What is the matter with Commander XX looking for the principal?
A man: I found three ** spies who were very well hidden, and I came to report to the principal.
Secretary: Uh-huh
The female secretary made a cup of hot tea for a man and said a lot of things that admired him, a hero of the Anti-Japanese War.
Five minutes later, a man was lifted into the hospital's ambulance.
When he saw God again, a man learned that the female secretary's name was Shen Anna
A man cried to God: It's too much, it's so dangerous to even report a **.
God: Why don't you change your name? This way, the protagonist's aura will be stronger.
A man: Well, my name is Wang Qinian
God: This is indeed the name of the protagonist (turning the clouds, holding his stomach and laughing)
After a certain man was resurrected on the spot, he finally met the principal.
A certain man who is now renamed Wang Qinian: Report to the principal, I have four deeply hidden **
Headmaster: Who is it?
Wang Qinian: They are xxx, xxxx, xxx, xxx, these four guys are capable and willing to work, one person can do the work of three people, and they are also very honest, just like me in the past, the sand in the house is all made up.
The principal slapped him in the face: Niang Xipi, can't my party-state have honest and hard-working people?
Wang Qinian burst into tears
Wang Qinian then found God again, and he asked God to turn the three ** and Miss Shen into non-** people, and by the way, he also changed his three wives.
God agreed.
This time, Wang Qinian was happy.
A certain man, well, has now changed his name to Wang Qinian: Hehe, Lao Tzu now has capable and loyal subordinates, and the ** of several key parts around the principal should not be pulled over by me to become kmT, quack, the protagonist's aura is cool, and I, Wang Qinian, am the protagonist of this era!
The troops are in the recovery training, the three former **, today's kmT is also working hard to train the troops, these three former ** are really easy to use, capable and honest and have the spirit of the king, and the soldiers taught are also very reassuring, and a man is happy in his heart.
The headmaster is here.
Principal: I said Wang Qinian, your classmates in Huangpu have opinions.
Wang Qinian: At first glance?
Principal: Your troops are always paid according to the head, your Senior Brother Chen, Senior Brother Huang, Senior Brother Tang, and a bunch of senior brothers have come to give advice, and they say that you are doing this, so that they can't lead the troops (Sun Liren cried)
Wang Qinian: The aura of the protagonist
So, under the light of the protagonist's aura, the principal didn't ask him for this anymore.
The troops were still recovering, and because with three capable subordinates, Wang Qinian now had more leisure time, and he decided to take it easy on the streets.
Walking on the street, Wang Qinian met the kmT troops who caught the strong men, and the kmT troops were very good at catching the strong men during the Anti-Japanese War, catching a thousand strong men, and most of them starved to death on the road, and the remaining two or three hundred were sent to the barracks. In peacetime, when there is no war, the attrition rate of the troops can reach more than 100 percent, and they can only make up for the losses by constantly catching strong men.
Due to the joining of three former ** people, and not drinking the blood of soldiers, Wang Qinian's troops did not have such a thing, but he couldn't escape the attrition and shortage of people in his brother troops, and the result was unlucky.
Wang Qinian: Bastard! Open your dog's eyes wide, it's always Captain Wang Qinian.
Catch the strong man: Lao Tzu is still Chairman Jiang! (A brick is knocked down and kidnapped)
Wang Qinian: The halo of the protagonist!
Wang Qinian: This is the document to see clearly!
Catcher: Ah, it's really a military commander! It's miserable
Turn around.
Soldier A: Oh no, how did we offend this great god?
Soldier B: Just don't do anything, find a pit and throw it in, God knows, you know, I know, anyway, the world is so chaotic (made a neck wiping action)
Soldier A: Uh-huh
Bang, pound, pound!
Using the protagonist's aura again, Wang Qinian, who was resurrected from the pit in situ, washed off the smell, although Wang Qinian washed for most of the day, the smell of feces lingered in his nostrils, and he couldn't get rid of it.
The more Wang Qinian thought about it, the more depressed he became, and the more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became.
Wang Qinian: Chang Kaishen of Mudma, Mudma's Cannon Party, don't bring such a playful person! Lao Tzu quit.
Wang Qinian's evil is born to the side of the guts
Wang Qinian: "Lao Tzu has decided, Lao Tzu will go it alone from now on!" ”
Wang Qinian: The synchronization rate of the protagonist's aura is 400%! Full open rampage.
Wang Qinian decided that he would go back to the past and go back to that critical point in time.
January 14, 1912
A man, dressed as a nun, broke into a ward of Guangci Hospital in Shanghai.
When he kicked the door open, a voice came from inside the room: "Zheng Sanzi, I've been waiting for you for a long time."
When I landed, the bullets rained down.
Chang Kaishen died.
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