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Early the next morning, Zhou Xiaocao was still sleeping, the quilt on his body fell to the ground, and he wrapped the mattress on the bed and burrowed it inside. When he was a child, he had the problem of kicking the quilt, and he brought it to this life from the previous life, but he still couldn't get rid of it. He used to sleep with Feng Yulan, but tonight he slept outside by himself, and he made the same mistake again.

The maid frowned and muttered, "The young master is really, I got up at night and covered him with a quilt three times, and it was like this again in the morning." ”

At this time, Lu Xiaofeng walked in and said, "Young master, young master!" ”

Chloe screamed and ran inside, scolding, "Good for you short-lived minion! Didn't my aunt sue you already? It's not something you can just walk into! Get out, get out of here! ”

What Lu Xiaofeng is most afraid of is these two maids around Zhou Xiaocao, do you think, you can toss the young master all day long and cry and grab the ground, when you meet me, then don't you pick my skin.

"But, but I really have something to do with the young master."

Chloe said, "You wait outside, I'll wake up the young master." ”

It turns out that the young master hasn't woken up yet? No wonder I heard the young master's cry in the room last night. Oops, it's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man. If there is an afterlife, I, Lu Xiaofeng, will definitely be reincarnated as a woman, and there is no hope in this life. It is estimated that according to Lu Xiaofeng's thoughts, if he knew that there would be sex reassignment surgery in the future, he would definitely be the first to go. So what, we can only say that reincarnation is a technical job, and we have to look at it.

"Young Master, Young Master, wake up!"

Kou'er woke up Zhou Xiaocao here, and when the animal opened her eyes, she saw that Kou'er was only wearing a bandeau coat, lying at the head of her bed, bending over, and the pair of little white rabbits were dangling in front of her eyes, so it was not eye-catching.

If you don't take advantage of it, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed!

In the spirit of preferring to touch and not let go, Zhou Xiaocao opened a slit in his eyes slightly to ensure that he could see it, and then stretched out his hands with one hand: "Lady"

It's almost there, it's almost touching!

"Smack!"

Zhou Xiaocao's hand hurt, and with an "ouch", he saw Feng Yulan standing in front of him, and she had already squeezed Kou'er aside. Feng Yulan put her hands on her waist and said, "This, is this what you said about a wife who is not as good as a concubine?" ”

Where did Zhou Xiaocao dare to admit it, and quickly shook his head like a wave: "How come?" What I said at the time was that poor friends should not be forgotten, and the wives of the chaff would not go to court! ”

Feng Yulan's face turned whole and said, "Count your mouth sweet!" I tell you, if you mess with me in the future, you will sleep outside! However, you still have to go inside for a while before going to bed. ”

Zhou Xiaocao was surprised: "Huh? Why do you have to go inside first? ”

Feng Yulan's face turned red and said, "Death, of course, finish your work first." People, people can't say it! ”

Zhou Xiaocao heard a cold sweat, this girl wants to die! If I use you, I have to go to bed with her; When it runs out, it's like TT, and throws it in a corner for you. Alas! Others travel through the past, they are all companions of pink beauties, high-ranking officials get it, and enjoy all the wealth in the world. Why can't this young master even handle a Feng Yulan after he crossed over?

Kou Er said: "Young master, Lu Xiaofeng came to you just now, saying that there was something. ”

Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly said, "Oh? Then don't hurry up and change my clothes for the young master, maybe there is something big! ”

Feng Yulan said: "Yes, if it is something related to Governor Xie's Mansion, it will be even bigger. ”

"Lady, why did you mention this stubble? I said it, in this life and this life, I will never see that Xie Qiuyan again, can't you believe in me? ”

Kou Er blushed and said, "Look at the young master, it's like this in the morning." ”

Zhou Xiaocao looked down, I went, it turned out to be a compulsory course every morning - morning erection, what's the fuss about?

Out of the door, Lu Xiaofeng was looking outside the door. When he saw the young master coming out, he immediately greeted him: "Young master, there are your students looking for you outside." ”

When Zhou Xiaocao heard this, it turned out to be such a trivial matter, and he couldn't help but be annoyed: "I didn't eat the meal in the morning, and I didn't do the morning exercise, so you sue me for this?" Turn on the computer, take off your pants, get your toilet paper ready, and you're going to show me Pleasant Goat? Do you know that I work from 9 to 5, young master? ”

Zhou Xiaocao had all kinds of envy for those civil servants who worked from 9 to 5 in his last life, so he wanted to live like a civil servant in this life!

Although Lu Xiaofeng didn't understand what the young master was talking about, he still said: "But young master, it's not those students this time, there is only one this time!" ”

Only one? Who's that?

Zhou Xiaocao followed Lu Xiaofeng out of the door, but saw that the gate was empty, and there was no one. was about to beat up Lu Xiaofeng, who lied about the military situation, but saw a person turn out from behind the big lion in front of the door: "Teacher, I'm here!" ”

"Ah, it turned out to be Ximenqing! Did you come here for something? I haven't had time to teach you lately, and you know, I have dozens of students in that class. ”

Ximenqing said: "Teacher, the little prince held an autumn poetry party in the eastern suburbs, and invited a lot of local scholars and celebrities. The most important thing is that I heard that I also found a large number of beauties to help the fun. I heard that even the first beauty in Cangzhou has gone! ”

Zhou Xiaocao raised his face and said: "Teacher, I am Bingqing Yujie, and I am still an innocent little virgin, you actually came over to tell me what poetry I will do!" Although the teacher is only eight years old, the exit is a chapter, but low-key has always been my biggest shortcoming, so what, the first beauty in Cangzhou also went? I'm cǎo, go quickly, let's go! ”

Ximen Qing was young and had a lot of ghost ideas, but when he saw that Zhou Xiaocao was in a hurry, he was not in a hurry: "Teacher, didn't you say that there are still dozens of students?" If you go, what will they do? ”

"Easy to do! Thinking that I am famous for my Zhou Xiaocao, how can I be delayed by these few people? ”

Ximenqing was very curious about how Zhou Xiaocao got rid of these students, so he trotted all the way to follow Zhou Xiaocao to the courtyard where he taught. In fact, it is the small courtyard where Zhou Xiaocao used to be the study, and the environment inside is quiet and simple, which is suitable for reading. It's just that the owner here is not a reading material.

In order to facilitate Zhou Xiaocao's teaching, the wall has been changed into a blackboard by him, and white lime has been used as chalk, in fact, this kid can't write calligraphy, so he has to do this.

I saw Zhou Xiaocao pick up a white lime pen, brush and brush, and write down four operation problems on the blackboard, which is as much as half of the blackboard. Think about it, if a few students learn well, these questions will not be difficult for them. So, Zhou Xiaocao had a bad idea again.

139*38.44－45695=？

This is a decimal point and a negative number, but Zhou Xiaocao didn't teach them these things, and they couldn't do it!

So, the evil teacher Zhou followed Ximen Qing to the eastern suburbs.

Wowhaha, the first beauty in Cangzhou, I'm here!

Since ancient times, autumn has been sad and lonely, and I say that autumn is better than spring; As soon as the cranes line the clouds in the clear sky, it will lead poetry to the blue sky.

In the autumn of Cangzhou, the sky is high and the clouds are light, the wind is light and the dew is heavy, which is really worthy of the four words "autumn and clouds" that the ancients said. The yellowed blades of grass, stained with crystal dewdrops, shone brightly in the golden morning sun.

What a picture of autumn love!

It's a pity that our teacher Zhou's mind is not on this, he is just thinking about the first beauty in Cangzhou. But it wasn't long before he began to pay attention to the beauty.

Because they came too early, the poetry would not begin until the end of the day