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"And then?"

"Later, the policeman was very ...... She looked at me in amazement, then at the form, and said to me, 'Are you sure?', and I knew that she was asking me, 'Are you sure?' Of course, I quickly said, 'Yes! yes！ ’”

Speaking of this, Huang Shi was still a little amused when he remembered it, and then said, "I didn't know what she meant at the time, and I nodded desperately and said 'yes'!" ”

"And then?"

Later, she took the form, pointed to the last word on it, and read it to me word by word, and then put down the form, and she turned it twice with her left hand on her right hand. Speaking of which, Huang Shi also demonstrated to Swenbo the action that the policewoman did at that time.

At this moment, the corners of Shi Wenbo's mouth curled, "Lao Huang, your English level!" It's not just dumb English, it's also illiterate English! ”

"yes, but that's not the end of it, I didn't guess what it was when I watched her move, but I was still stubborn at the time, so I still said 'yes!' Huang Shi was a little helpless, to be honest, he had studied English for so many years, adding up to 15 years, in addition to knowing a few English words, he still became a mute and illiterate when he went abroad.

Thinking of some of the tortures he had suffered in order to learn English well, Huang Shi was a little indignant, thinking in his heart that no, no, I want to avenge this one-arrow revenge, so that their ancestors had to start speaking Chinese, writing Chinese characters, eating dumplings, and gnawing chicken feet from 500 years ago.

Just like there is a joke, when our China is strong, all foreigners will be called the fourth and sixth levels of Chinese! The classical Chinese is too simple, and all the questions are answered with a brush, which is cheap for them. provoked a person, a knife, a turtle shell, and carved oracle bones! The title of the dissertation is called, On the Three Represents!

When it came time to test the listening, all Jay Chou's songs were used, "Nunchuck" was listened to twice, and "Chrysanthemum Terrace" could only be listened to once. Tell them that this is the most normal speed of speech for Chinese! The reading comprehension is all government work reports, the oral test requires singing Peking Opera, and the experiment is to make zongzi.

Shi Wenbo didn't know that Huang Shi was thinking about Lu Dao, so he asked again, "Then when did you know the English content of Lu Dao?" ”

"When else, when Uncle Gao heard our conversation and came over to her to ask for a Chinese version of the form, I knew that Lu Dao ah, these foreigners are broken, knowing that I am Chinese, there is a Chinese version of the don't take it out!" I was embarrassed in front of them for a while. ”

Huang Shi sighed again, and then said, "You say, this pit is not a cheat, isn't it all yes in front, why do you have to come to the end of the year." I, looking at the last article of the Chinese version, I hold back, what' Do you have a major criminal record in China?' I almost said to the policewoman, 'Sir, I'm a great good citizen'. ”

"Ha Lu Ha Ha, good people", "Ha Lu Ha Ha" Shi Wenbo slapped the steering wheel with his hand and laughed wildly.

"Uh......" Although the front was to dilute the heavy atmosphere, but now that he was being laughed at by Lao Shi on that side, Huang Shi felt a little depressed, "By the way, Old Shi, have you encountered similar things before?" ”

"Ah, that's what you're talking about, really not!"

"Oh, it looks like I'm the only one out of luck." Huang Shi saw that his goal had been achieved, so he didn't want to talk about it anymore, he turned his head to look out the window, and now the car had been traveling for almost an hour, and it had entered the city.

But now it's a city, it doesn't feel like it, because at least now I haven't seen a single high-rise building, and it feels a bit like some European-style villas in China, all of which are traditional pointed roofs, and there is no popularity on the street at all, it is deserted, and occasionally one or two people can be seen in activities.

This cold and refreshing feeling is a bit like Huangshi's current rural hometown, but although there are only old people in his village, the town a few kilometers away is still bustling and full of people, where there are only cars, trees, and houses, and it feels like a whole twilight.

"Oh, Lao Huang, what are you looking at?" Shi Wenbo stopped squeaking after seeing that Huang Shi finished speaking, turned his head to look out the window, and asked him out loud.

"I look outside, I said that this house is quite well built, but this person's strength is really enough!"

"Oh, you say this, hehehe, many people in China have come here, and they are not very adaptable, so they say that this is a big countryside."

Huang Shi shook his head and said, "This, I think, it is a bit exaggerated to say that it is a big countryside, this popularity is a bit like the empty nest villages in our country, but these houses, I think although there are no high-rise buildings, but each one has its own characteristics." ”

Looking at these "European and American villa complexes", Huang Shi is really envious in his heart, if one day, even ordinary people can live in such a house, and can drive a four-wheeled car, then it can basically be said that socialism is close to being realized.

After all, buying a house is not about the residential area, but about the courtyard area! This is the real local tyrant! Look at our China again, the east is painting, and the west is still grazing. In the countryside of Jiangsu and Zhejiang, there are so-called "villa clusters", but most of the yards are smaller than houses.

The two of them made a louder intimacy at night, and the "villa" next door could hear it. That's comparable to Kennedy Jr., and the neighbors with the big villa can't see what the yard is doing without using binoculars! I took a fancy to the girl on the lawn in the backyard of the villa, knocked it down on the spot, and I couldn't hear it next door when I tore through the gong and shouted for help, if it weren't for Detective Li deducing from the turf marks on Kennedy's knee that Ken's force angle was a voluntary posture, this rape case would have really been realized.

Huangshi did the math, if Chinese had a house with a yard so big that his field neighbors couldn't see it...... How many square kilometers do you need, but this is just a thought, because Canada has a population of only 32 million, but the territory area has reached 9.98 million square kilometers, making it the second largest country in the world.

There are more than 60 kinds of minerals, among which the output of nickel, zinc, platinum and asbestos ranks first in the world, and uranium, gold, cadmium, bismuth and gypsum rank second in the world. As for the production of copper, iron, lead, potassium, sulfur, cobalt, chromium, molybdenum and fish, it is also quite abundant, and the proven crude oil reserves are 8 billion barrels, which can also be ranked in the forefront of the world.

As for the forest coverage area, it has reached 4.4 million square kilometers, of which the production forest area is 2.86 million square kilometers, accounting for 44% and 29% of the national territory respectively; The total timber volume is 172. 300 million cubic meters. In terms of water resources, 890,000 square kilometres of its territory are covered by fresh water, which accounts for 9 per cent of the world's water resources.

With such a country and such a ratio of population and resources, Huangshi thinks that it can be called truly vast and rich. This excellent cost performance is not necessarily comparable to the feeling of the Hope Country in the south, because the Hope Country is smaller than it, has a larger population, and has a much more complex ethnic composition.

And China has a population of 1.4 billion, and no matter how many resources there are, it will become barren per capita. It is already a great thing to have a way to feed so many mouths, and it is impossible to make them all live in such a house without ten, twenty, or thirty years of hard work.

Moreover, China has a 5,000-year history of development, and many historical bonanzas, such as the copper mountain in Daye, Hubei Province, have long been used up by our ancestors. And Canada is only a few hundred years old. It's just getting started.

Thinking of this, Huangshi couldn't help but feel a little bitter. The good land is occupied by the family! Since China was caught up and surpassed by the West 500 years ago, it did not bottom out until 70 years ago.

I now have this double door, sent back to this 500 years ago by aliens, facing the Western colonizers who have seized the development space of the Chinese, with the technology and resources of this entire modern society as the backing, clean up the bandits of the world that have just risen in the Age of Discovery, what is there to be afraid of, we must take back the lost resources. Thinking of this, Huangshi couldn't help but feel a burst of pride.

"Actually, there are high-rise buildings, but that's in the center of the city, and you can see it quickly." Because the car was already in the city, Shi Wenbo drove intently, and didn't look around like before, so he didn't find that Huang Shi was in a mood just now, and his face was red and white for a while, otherwise Bao Zhun was very exciting.

"I've seen enough of these high-rise buildings, if I want to see these, I might as well go to Beijing and Shanghai, don't you say?" Huang Shi laughed as he spoke.

"Well, now I don't think you're that kind of turtle anymore." Shi Wenbo laughed "Hahaha", and then said, "What are the characteristics of these 'houses' on the street yourself?" ”

"Damn, how do you talk, did I use to be a turtle! Besides, the view of this small house and building, it is also a matter of the benevolent and the wise, what is the matter of the turtle or not! ”

Huang Shi saw that Shi Wenbo didn't reply, only laughed over there, but slowed down the car, that is, he wanted him to see the scenery outside the window clearly, so he turned his head to look outside, in his eyes, these Vancouver citizens' residences are almost all 1 to 3 story small buildings, of which two floors are the most, one floor, three floors are the least, and there are no more than three floors.