Chapter Twenty-Nine: I'm Zaza

PS: Every day, the collection will rise a little, and Zhou Xiaocao shouted excitedly: "Let the collection come more violently!" As many as you have recommended votes, I will knock down as many women as I can, and I will try my best to do it! ”

"Za... Stab... I'll stab you, stab you! ”

In the backyard of Governor Xie's mansion, Xie Qiuyan was piercing a rag doll with a needle, and kept muttering to herself: "I called you a hooligan, made you ill-intentioned, made you so bad that I couldn't go out, and made you so bad......"

Xing'er looked at Miss with a pair of big eyes, then at the rag doll in Miss's hand, and said, "Miss, this person you painted doesn't look like Zhou Gongzi." ”

That's right, what do you think Xie Qiuyan painted? The rag doll has no face, and the facial features are scribbled on it with a charcoal pen that traces the eyebrows, and it is impossible to tell who it looks like.

Xie Qiuyan said: "The image is painted, if it is true that he was blamed by the gods and Buddhas and suffered some retribution, wouldn't that increase my karma again?" ”

Xing'er said: "Miss doesn't want to admit it again, I know that you like that Zhou Gongzi the most." Besides, you're all already like that......"

Xie Qiuyan hurriedly said, "Where are we?" You're used to talking nonsense! ”

Xing'er pursed her lips and said, "Where do I have nonsense?" Miss, others don't know, I don't know yet? When I sleep at night, I call Zhou Gongzi's name. ”

Xie Qiuyan made a big red face and said: "I just scream, that is also hating him, hating him for taking advantage of me!" Oh, I said, what the are you little girl? If you want, how about I give you to the rascals of that week as a concubine? ”

Xing'er said: "Okay, that Zhou Xianggong is used to coaxing people, and he will be happy when he marries!" ”

"Hey, you shameless girl, see if I don't tear your mouth apart......"

The two girls were playing unscrupulously in the house, and outside the window, Xie Bingzhou's face was pale, and he turned his head to the big man next to him and said, "Captain Lan, you go and send someone to warn that Zhou boy, you must have a bottom line when you are a man." If he is so presumptuous, sooner or later he will suffer a big loss. ”

Captain Lan smiled gloomily: "Yes, master! ”

Xie Bingzhou said again: "Also, what we heard just now......

Captain Lan hurriedly said, "I fell asleep just now, and I didn't hear anything. ”

"Well," Governor Xie nodded, "You can go." ”

Captain Lan bowed and retreated, and only when he was out of the courtyard gate did he turn around and strode out. At the corner of his mouth, there was still a sad smile. When passing by the yamen, the two guards on duty said, "Hey, what's wrong with this Captain Lan today, with such an expression?" ”

Another guard said: "That's right, that expression, it's like my sister-in-law five times in a row, and being praised by my father-in-law for being capable, what's wrong with that?" ”

"Shhhh Don't talk nonsense! This Captain Lan is a character next to the adult, maybe he is going to carry out some secret mission, so we have to be careful of the trouble coming out of our mouths. ”

"Yes, yes, we just need to do our job."

Captain Lan could vaguely hear the two guards talking, but he didn't care. Yes, his identity is not just a lieutenant who bows down next to Xie Bingzhou to obey orders, he is a person who has been ordered by the emperor.

In this era, the imperial power is supreme, and the emperor does not allow anyone to have even the slightest disobedience to him, not only strengthening the assessment in the open, but also secretly sending all kinds of secret agents to lurk around various officials and report the situation to the palace in Beijing at any time.

The famous Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty in history is one of the creators of the "rule of Wenjing", and it is said that he is good at using the way of Huang Lao, and is well versed in the mantra of the ancients saying "Confucianism on the outside, and Huang Lao on the inside", which can be said to be deeply popular with the people. There was a conflict with a neighboring ethnic minority country that threatened to go to war with the Han Dynasty.

Of course, Emperor Jing is not afraid of him, but once the war starts, the lives will be ruined, starvation will be everywhere, and all kinds of strict consequences will not stop at one end. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che, because he didn't understand this, was reckless in his army, and he was defeated by him. Emperor Jing repaired a letter, and in the first half of the book, he scolded this king who wanted to provoke trouble, saying that if you dare to fight me, if my Han doesn't exterminate you, it won't be a war! My Han has a population of 10 million, countless fertile land, distinct armor, and sufficient money and food, even if you have been fighting for ten years or eight years, can you? In the second half, he began to carry out Huairou again, saying Look, if you make friends with my big man, I can guarantee that you will get the greatest benefits and get the right of priority in trade, wouldn't everyone be happy? Moreover, once someone bullies you, I will immediately send troops to help, what a strong backing is this? It's up to you to do it yourself!

When the king received the letter, he immediately expressed his submission and personally went to Beijing to meet Emperor Jing and bow down. The power of Emperor Jing can be seen.

But such a good emperor praised by everyone also has a reverse scale. There is only one anti-scale of the emperor, and that is not to listen to me. Zhou Yafu was a general in the time of Emperor Jing, who won countless battles, and the enemy was terrified. But because he likes to talk back to Emperor Jing, he is disobedient and commits the taboo of the emperor.

Once, his son bought a coffin and five hundred armors, and he was called to Dali Temple. Dali Siqing asked him why he bought these armors, intending to rebel? Zhou Yafu said how could that be possible, it was all buried in the ground after I died. As a result, Dali Siqing said an allusion that has been passed down in Chinese history for more than 1,000 years, eight words - the ground is not reversed, and the underground is also reversed!

This is even more shameless than the "trumped-up" crime that Qin Hui said, right? This is a typical "there is no excuse for the sin that you want to add", and it is clear that you will be killed.

In this era in which Zhou Xiaocao lived, the emperor was still so suspicious, so there were countless secret agents in Shangda, lurking around officials and wandering the streets of the market. They could be an old man selling wontons, a prostitute from a green house, or even your neighbor.

Captain Lan is such a person. He relied on his own ability to get to Xie Bingzhou's side and become a confidant, which can be regarded as a successful completion of the task.

Of course, being a secret agent is a high-risk business, and this is not the ideal of Captain Lan's life. He's been thinking about changing careers. However, being an errand boy for the emperor, is it easy to make you resign?

But today, he saw hope.

Because, he saw the little prince. Yes, the little prince of Prince Gong's mansion.

If you are on an errand all your life, even if you kill it secretly without anyone discovering it, you will offend the emperor unknowingly and die without a place to bury. He wanted to get into Prince Gong's mansion, and he believed in his own ability.

In the No. 1 private room of Tianzi in Tianqing Pavilion, the largest inn in Cangzhou, the little prince is bored playing with lanterns.

I held it in the palace for a long time, and I wanted to come out to breathe, so I borrowed the excuse of this Northern Business Federation to go out for a stroll. But when it comes out, it is better to stay in the house comfortably. Alas! The only friend Zhou Xiaocao who met a reasonable friend was a son-in-law who was inverted, and it was difficult to get him to the palace. No matter how powerful Prince Gong's mansion is, he can't go to Boss Feng's mansion to "rob the people", right? Not to mention the son-in-law who robbed the door-in-law of a businessman who was a Hu person, he couldn't afford to lose this person.

At this time, the people around him came over and said, "Little prince, there is a person surnamed Lan who said he wants to see you." ”

The little prince raised his head, blinked his eyes, and confirmed that he didn't know anyone surnamed Lan, before he spoke: "The surname Lan?" I don't know, you let him go. ”

The subordinate said: "The man surnamed Lan said that he was from the Huangzitou Jingmen, and said that there was something good to find you." ”

The little prince stood up suddenly: "Huh? The yellow head of the Beijing Gate? Good thing? Hurry him in! ”

Although the little prince is young, he is always a person in the center of the power of the imperial court, and he still knows what the yellow character head Jingmen represents.

The emperor's secret agent, of course, can't embroider a few big characters on his clothes, Ouchi's secret agent XXX, that is a shot only in the movie. In fact, the identities of these secret agents are secret, and they dare not reveal their identities. The yellow prefix means that it belongs directly to the emperor, and the meaning of Jingmen is to be in charge of investigating officials in various places. There are eight doors in Qimen Dunjia: rest, life, injury, Du, Jing, death, shock, and opening, and the secret agents also belong to different belongings.

The door opened, and I saw Captain Lan walking in with a smile on his face, and bowed his head: "Lan You has seen the little prince!" ”