Admire, admire, worthy of the glorious Emperor Li, acting skills are close to the Oscar winner, the coarse linen clothes on his body indicate the emperor's determination to endure disasters with the people of the world, the trembling voice makes people feel the grief in his heart from the heart, the subdued chanting accompanied by the trombone that sounded from time to time sent the sacrifice table begging for forgiveness to the sky, the prince in sackcloth and straw shoes knelt respectfully behind Li Er with a red lacquered wooden plate in his hand, and his mouth pouted from time to time, knowing that he was disgusted by the locusts he was about to eat, Those who don't know think that he has been a little sad and a little twitching.

Yun Ye stood in the gauze tent, from time to time took an egg wrapped locust from the plate in his hand and threw it into his mouth, squeaky and chewed on the fried locust, and excitedly watched Li Er perform at a gathering of tens of thousands of people.

He was not qualified to run to the group of ministers, and there were five or six people dressed in full costumes, and he didn't know the so-called sacrificial table in his mouth, so the eldest grandson asked him to be with the princes and princesses, and he was not allowed to go anywhere, saying that he dared to run to Qinling to be a savage again, so he would send his whole family over.

I didn't dare to imagine what it would be like for the whole family to live in a tree hole, so I forced myself to hold back my desire to find someone to talk to, and honestly stood in the tent, eating locusts and watching performances.

Li Er was crumbling with sadness, his arms were spread to the sky, the wide sleeves of his robe swept the corners of his eyes, tears suddenly rolled down, and there was a sad choking sound among the ministers.

This is unreasonable, even if the sleeves are soaked in ginger water, it can't stimulate so many tears, Yun Ye has tried, at most, his eyes are sour, and it will be over if he rubs it, Li Er can give full play to the artificial sadness at this moment, so that Yun Ye's admired five bodies fell to the ground.

Stretched out his hand to the plate to soothe his battered heart, but he grabbed it and looked down, gone? Hell, I didn't eat a lot of fried plates when I left the palace, and I didn't eat a few of them?

When I looked up, I saw the pair of water-cutting eyes of the eldest grandson in cloth, and the beautiful big eyes spewed out raging anger. Looking around, it's amazing, Lanling, Ruyang, Li Tai, Li Ke are all munching locusts, making creaking sounds in their mouths, especially Lanling, the whole locust is thrown into its mouth and its bones are broken in an instant, and they also stretch out their little pink tongues from time to time to lick the corners of their mouths, and the young prince and princess stretched out their hands towards Yun Ye and wanted to, but they were firmly grasped by their mother and did not let them come.

It's over, this time I offended all the concubines in the palace who could speak.

There was no room for explanation in front of the eldest grandson, and he didn't dare to explain, so he hurriedly bent over and shrunk his neck, pretending to be pitiful, he was not an adult, he had no human rights, who would be stuffed into the concubine group? Li Er is not afraid of some scandals?

Lao Tzu is also a seven-foot man, so he should wear court clothes, wear a golden crown, hold a white jade gui in his hand, and learn scriptures with Li Er in the group of ministers, so that he doesn't have to face so many beautiful and hateful eyes.

Fortunately, the eldest grandson did not have a seizure, but just flicked his sleeves, indicating that he was very angry, and the consequences were very strict, so he returned to the chair and sat down.

"Brother Ye, this thing is so delicious, is there anything else?" Li Ke asked quietly.

"Yes, there are many more, I'll make them for you when I go back, eat as much as you want." Yun Ye said meaningfully to Li Ke, not caring about Concubine Yang's panic.

"I want it too," Lan Ling stretched out his oily hand and looked at the empty plate in Yun Ye's hand with regret.

"No problem, let's eat all these delicious foods, and there won't be any left." Yun Ye suddenly remembered that his grandmother asked his sisters to herd the pigs, and he had a plan in his heart.

After shouting a few words of a eunuch whispering a few words, the eunuch looked at the queen, and when he saw the eldest grandson nodding in agreement, he left in a hurry.

"What the hell are you doing? Although you like to mess around and don't form a form, it's not ambiguous in big things, and this palace will see if you have any ghost ideas. ”

"Xiaochen remembered that the grandmother at home asked Weichen's brothers and sisters to herd pigs, so he was ready to repeat his old tricks." …,

"Effective?"

"The results have been fantastic!"

"Then try it, if it doesn't work, you'll understand the fate of random ideas." In order to help her husband tide over the difficulties, the eldest grandson did not hesitate to sell her son and Li Er's children.

"Sister" Concubine Yang is in a hurry, she doesn't want her two sons to become locust eaters.

"Sister, I don't need to say it, now is a matter of life and death, they are the children of His Majesty, they must be prepared to endure hardships, and the father who can help them is a responsibility and an honor, I know you are distressed, but this is just a trivial matter, is there any danger, I ate it a few days ago, it tastes good, you will taste it later." The authority of the eldest sister is not to say, she blocked Concubine Yang's plea in one sentence, and she also put herself on board.

retching twice, Concubine Yang clenched her handkerchief and gagged it, and her face turned pale.

It was not only the concubines who knew the truth of the matter who turned white, but also Li Tai.

"Got it? How do you figure it out? Don't say it. Yun Ye stabbed Li Tai, whose face was pale and stunned.

Li Tai whispered: "This is not a problem, using known conditions to speculate on the unknown, it is not difficult to understand the truth of the matter, do you really want to do this?" ”

"Nonsense, your father, your eldest brother, who hasn't eaten your mother, for the sake of your Li family's thousands of generations of unpalatable food, besides, didn't you just eat it full of praise?"

Li Tai stopped talking, and looked at his father and eldest brother through the gauze tent.

A few more low trumpets, and the fat drummer's cheeks bulged like a toad, and he tried his best to blow louder, well, the mortal's prayer was sent farther.

Three glasses of wine to the sky, three glasses of wine to the ground, Li Er was sad and couldn't help himself, his voice was full of remorse, and he couldn't say anything with tears.

"If I'm wrong. Its sin is in me, if the heavens condemn me, please punish me alone, but no one else, and now the locust comes, let it devour my heart and liver, and do not eat the food of my people. ”

After speaking, he pushed away the wooden plate that Li Chengqian was holding, grabbed two locusts from the ground and swallowed them alive into his stomach.

The officials and people in the audience all burst into tears, and the lieutenant Chi Lao, one of the generals, grabbed a handful of locusts and filled his mouth, and the green juice of the bite flowed down, which was extremely disgusting, so that other courtiers who were ready to swallow locusts scolded in their hearts, how can you fucking eat so disgusting, how can Lao Tzu swallow it?

I have to say that the courtiers of the Tang Dynasty are reliable, disgusting to disgusting, and the locust grasped it without the slightest hesitation and swallowed it in his mouth.

Yun Ye took a closer look, and there was no cheating or trickery, but they all ate locusts honestly.

Grandma's, is it easy to get a little glory and wealth? The locust Lao Tzu was disgusted when he saw it, and these pampered bosses did not hesitate at all, as if they had eaten a piece of snack, and a few of them still picked their teeth, looking unsatisfied.

In contrast, Li Chengqian was pitiful, his face turned from white to yellow, and then to red, he threw down the plate, grabbed a few locusts and swallowed them with his eyes closed.

Yun Ye secretly prayed for His Royal Highness the Crown Prince in his heart, hoping that he would not spit it out.

Li Tai grabbed Yun Ye's sleeve and whispered, "Help me, I don't want to swallow locusts." ”

"Humph! The rivers and mountains belong to your Li family, Your Majesty, the prince, the prince, and the ministers have all swallowed it, why don't you eat it? ”

Li Tai's face was desperate: "I eat the locusts you made, if I don't eat them raw, I will die if I swallow them raw." ”

Everyone was waiting for the reaction of the heavens, a white-haired and white-bearded old Taoist with a whisk in his hand, stepping on an unknown star, swinging all over his body, throwing pieces of yellow paper into the air, and then fell to the altar without speaking.

"There will be half an hour before it ends, and now, Qingque, Ke'er, Ruyang, Lanling, and Hengshan will follow your mother." The eldest grandson spoke, and a large basket of fried locusts was sent to the palace.

The eldest grandson picked up a handful of them and carefully put them in his mouth and chewed them a few times before swallowing them, which made Li Ke and Lanling happy, one of them grabbed a handful and ate it fragrantly, and it was wrapped in egg flour on the outside, which tasted sweet and crispy to chew.

This time there are concubines who have children who have the opportunity to come out, and the others who don't have children don't bring them, and those who don't know can't stop eating, such as Concubine Yang frowned and couldn't make up her mind, thinking that her mother was uncomfortable, Li Ke stepped forward to take the locust in her mother's hand and said, "Is the mother concubine unwell?" Although this food is delicious, it is too oily, and if you don't like to eat greasy food, let your child do it for you. ”

In Concubine Yang's strange gaze, Li Ke, who was born with a habit of cleanliness, chewed locusts and ate sweetly.

The eldest grandson is a good queen!

With many princes, the princess carried a plate and sent locusts to the princes and ministers to eat.

His Majesty was naturally grateful, he swallowed the locusts just now and his stomach was uncomfortable, and the queen was sending charcoal in the snow, and she was busy picking up the locusts on the plate and eating them, and her face was full of intoxication.

Yun Ye felt that he should run away, otherwise when the ministers, princes, concubines, princes, and princesses present reacted, their lives would be in danger! Li Er would definitely plant such a wonderful idea on his head.

Besides, no matter how beautiful the beauty is, it is estimated that it will not be beautiful.