Chapter 324: The princess ascends
PS: On Saturdays, I sleep in the morning, watch movies with my wife in the afternoon, and work night shifts in the evening; On Sundays, I go to bed in the morning, make kung fu tea for my wife, sister and cousin in the afternoon, and work night shifts at night; On Monday, I didn't sleep in the morning, and I coded a chapter for everyone, asking for tickets
Princess Minjun lifted her skirt and jumped in front of the two of them in three or two steps, her eyebrows raised upward, and the big ear shaved was pasted.
"Smack!"
A big palm print appeared on the left half of Zheng Hui's face, this palm print, white and red, bright and dripping, looks like it is about to bulge out of the face, so three-dimensional. Seeing this effect, Zhou Xiaocao had a word in his heart - such as the palm of God!
But I don't know if it's like a god, Zheng Hui hasn't shouted yet, so the princess called first: "Oh, you dog, your face is so hard, the hands of this palace hurt!" ”
Zhou Xiaocao poked his head to take a look, and sure enough, due to excessive force, Zheng Hui's face certainly had a bright red palm print, and Princess Minjun's white and tender little hands were also red.
Seeing that these officials next to him all looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, Zhou Xiaocao felt that this farce was a bit exaggerated, and hurriedly spoke out to dissuade him: "Princess, since your hands hurt, let's not fight, right?" These two people have committed crimes, and they are punished by the laws of the country, so the princess doesn't have to bother with these two guys. ”
Princess Minjun doesn't hate these two guys, she doesn't care about what they do, she doesn't care about it, and she doesn't want to care. What she cares about is that these two guys almost killed Zhou Xiaocao, and she suffered so much in prison! Smell it, what it smells like in that cell!
Princess Minjun's eyes rolled. Looking around, suddenly. She found something and jumped in front of the case. grabbed a skewer and rushed over again.
This time, her target is Qian Junyi. This scared the soul of Brother Qian Junyi away. Think about it, just now, I hit it so hard, this time it was replaced with a wooden plank, this is terrible!
So, he subconsciously wanted to dodge. With this dodge, Princess Minjun's board will be in vain. Minjun was furious: "Wow, you still dare to hide, don't you?" Look at this palace and don't kill you! ”
said. Raised the skewer in his hand and covered it headlessly. Poor Qian Junyi couldn't hide, he didn't hide, so he had to raise his hands to protect his head, but Princess Minjun beat those two hands to pieces with a board.
At this moment, Master Zheng Hui, who was originally complaining on the side, covered his face and was uncomfortable, and when he saw this, he suddenly forgot the pain on his face. Happy again. Wow, you Qian Junyi, you laughed at me just now, didn't you? Retribution now, right?
In fact, where did Qian Junyi laugh at him just now, and the princess beat him Zheng Hui. will still beat Qian Junyi, how can he be ridiculed because of this?
Minjun got tired and stopped. Whooping and panting, that little boobs. One up and one down, one shrug and one shrug. The small clothes on the chest are slightly wet, and it is an eye-opener to see the animals! Although she had seen Minjun's body two years ago, she was far from the scale she has now! Zhou Xiaocao found that his favorite thing is the chest, which varies from person to person, some people like legs, some people like hips, and even have foot fetishes or something. The famous French writer Maupassant wrote a short story called "Hair", which means that a person rents a house to live in, finds a handful of hair in the crack of the wall, and begins to imagine whose hair it is, what it looks like, and what kind of story has happened to her...... In the end, he became a madman.
Not long ago, there was a topic discussed on the Internet, that is, whether the big-breasted girl is popular, or the long-legged girl is popular? In the end, the long-legged girl said a classic sentence that ended this senseless argument: "Can you bulge with small breasts, but can you pick up with short legs?" ”
Princess Minjun was tired, threw the skewer on the ground, sat back in the lobby, and said, "Fan me quickly, it's really hot!" ”
Hearing this, the palace maid on the side hurriedly stepped up her speed and fanned her fan. Minjun waved his hand: "Stand down!" Let Zhou Xiaocao fan me, this is his business, and this princess is hot here! ”
Zhou Xiaocao looked at the girls who had already twisted their faces to the side, so she had to take the fan handed over by the palace maid and fan Minjun.
In fact, he also knew from Wan Piaohong and the others that Minjun was not ordered by Liu Mingli to come to deal with this matter, but simply came out to relax, plus looking for Zhou Xiaocao. Liu Mingli would not send his sister out to find someone for no reason, it must be the result of this little girl's soft grinding and hard bubbles. Thinking of this, in fact, Zhou Xiaocao was quite grateful to her in her heart. To be honest, if Princess Minjun hadn't arrived in time this time, she would not have died, and she would inevitably lose one or two wives, which would have been a big loss.
Minjun shouted, "You two, are you guilty now?" If you don't know sin, you will be convicted! ”
Qian Junyi and Zheng Hui were trembling, do you still want to fight? Especially Qian Junyi, he looked at his hands, these hands were already scarred, and if he fought again, it would be useless!
Ruthless, Qian Junyi pointed at Zheng Hui and said, "Your Highness, it's all this shameless villain!" The night before yesterday, when a flash flood broke out in our department, General Yin and the officers and soldiers of the guard station led him to fight the flood overnight and finally saved many lives. However, when we returned to the city, this villain actually closed the city gate and slandered us as a rebellion! ”
Zheng Hui was furious: "Fart! It's the two of you who want to rebel! Tell me that in the middle of the night, most of the officers and soldiers were taken away, but they didn't come to inform me, the biggest magistrate, and said that they didn't want to rebel? ”
Qian Junyi said: "You still say? In the middle of the night, you are asleep, and we will send troops to fight the flood, isn't it all for your political achievements? ”
Zheng Hui scolded: "Shameless! When a flash flood breaks out, the people are in danger of being tired and hanging upside down, where can the officials still sleep? But when the official went to find General Yin, he was told that most of the officers and soldiers had already left with you, Master Qian, and had already left the city! The remaining officers and soldiers also have to guard against the safety of the city, and the officers do not dare to act rashly! And say it's for my political achievements? I didn't know that you would be so kind as to secretly push your achievements on my head? It's a joke when I'm a three-year-old! ”
Princess Minjun stood up, she was probably the most unofficial judge of the case: "Stop, stop!" ”
Pointing at Zheng Hui and said, "You mean, he rebelled?" ”
Zheng Hui saluted Minjun: "Yes, Your Highness." ”
Minjun said to Qian Junyi again: "You mean, in fact, you went to the disaster relief and didn't rebel, right?" ”
Qian Junyi immediately said: "Yes, yes, yes! Your Highness is right! So many officers and soldiers, so many ordinary people, can testify to their humble duties! ”
Minjun grabbed a skewer again and threw it down, hitting Qian Junyi's face, this guy must have gone out and didn't look at the old yellow calendar, why is he always injured?
"Be a testament to your big-headed ghost! And you, Lord Zheng, right? Just say that people are rebelling, and if you say rebellion, you will rebel? Are both of you pig brains? ”
Minjun said angrily, really like an official trying a case. It's just her next sentence that makes Zhou Xiaocao want to hide her face a little bit, pretending not to know her impulse: "These, it's not important!" ”
What? Unimportant?
Qian Junyi and Zheng Hui are both confused, this involves rebellion, which has always been a taboo for emperors of all dynasties, and Her Royal Highness the princess even said that this is not important? So what's important?
Both of them looked at Princess Minjun, including Zhou Xiaocao and several of his women, as well as Wan Piaohong and Xie Qiuyan, two people who were about to become Zhou Xiaocao's women, and they also looked at the princess. Everyone wants to know, what is important? (To be continued......)