The more Yan Hong thought about this consequence, the more creepy he felt, and hurriedly said: "Sister Xian, listen to me, little brother, I really don't have much talent to learn, even Tang poems can only memorize a dozen poems, if you want me to write poems, where can I write them?" Why don't I tell you a story? ”

"Storytelling?" When Lu Lanzhen heard this, she was slightly disappointed and said: "Brother Yan, my little sister is not a milk doll that has not dried up, do you still want you to tell a story to coax you?" ”

Yan Hong said: "Sister Xian has misunderstood. There are quite a few storytellers who tell everyone, such as Shi Nai'an and Luo Guanzhong. Don't you like to read books, and my little brother will tell you the story of this book. You can just take the little brother as a commentator. ”

Seeing Yan Hong's dancing in front of him, Lu Lanzhen felt much better, so she nodded and said, "Then please talk to Brother Yan." However, the little sister has read a lot of words, and she is familiar with the play, if Brother Yan talks about what I have seen, it is not interesting. ”

"Good. I guarantee that Xianmei has never heard of it. Seeing the other party nodding, Yan Hong let out a sigh of relief. Compared to writing poetry, this storytelling is really easy for him. After all, from the 21st century, the humanities education received is not at all a grade. Yan Hong has been in contact with all kinds of literary and artistic works since kindergarten and elementary school, and has seen several times more stories than Lu Lanzhen.

Of course, he is not as good as the protagonist in some time-traveling novels, and he can write the four famous works, the complete works of Jin Yong, and take them to ancient times to pretend to be a genius. But remembering the synopsis of the story, there is still no big problem, and in the imperial capital in the previous life, it is not that I have never heard of storytelling. At the same time, as an insurance salesperson, telling stories to impress customers is one of the basic items of training.

Therefore, Yan Hong groaned slightly, and he already had an idea. He raised his throat lightly, took a sip of the teacup, really opened the storyteller, and said to Lu Lanzhen: "Sister Xian, the story I want to tell today happened a long time ago. However, it is said that in a certain county in the Western Regions, there is a village named Zhujia Village, and the neighboring village is called Luojiazhai. In each of the two villages, there was a gentry who served as the patriarch of the village. More than 100 years ago, in order to compete for water and land, there was a fight between the two villages, and both injured each other's lives, so they retaliated against each other from generation to generation, and gradually became a feud. It is said that this year, the patriarch of Luojia Village has a son, named Romeo, who was born with a long body and a jade face, strong martial arts, stepping off the white dragon horse, and making a bright silver spear in his hand, which really has the courage of ten thousand people. And the patriarch of the Zhu family village has a beloved daughter, named Juliet, who is born with picturesque eyebrows and looks like a fairy......"

He transferred the story of "Romeo and Juliet" to the Chinese background, but there is no sense of disobedience. It's just that some minor details have been deleted. For example, the masquerade where the two met for the first time was changed to burning incense in the temple to make a vow. The two fell in love at first sight at the prom, and it became Juliet Road to meet a villain, and Romeo was a hero to save the United States, so they made a private decision for life.

Speaking of which, Young Master Romeo wanted to ask the Zhu family for marriage and eliminate the feud between the two villages, but unexpectedly met with the young master of Zhu Jiazhai and the martial artist Zhu Bert, and was insulted by the other party, hurting his parents, and was forced to fight. Between the two stirrups, Romeo killed Jubert with a rifle and was banished from the county.

But Juliet was forced to marry by the inspection. In desperation, a monk gave him the medicine of fake death, so that Juliet escaped by fraud. As a result, Romeo, who was self-defeating and secretly sneaked back, mistakenly thought that his lover had taken poison and died, so he committed suicide by drinking. And Juliet woke up to witness this scene, her liver and intestines were broken, and she also took out her scissors and stabbed her throat to death. When the parents learned that they were grief-stricken, they regretted not doing it at the beginning. So the two villages reconciled, and buried them together.

Yan Hong was originally familiar with the story of this classic masterpiece, and it was eloquent to tell. He had a very poor level of history, and naturally he did not know what to do, and this was still a few years before Shakespeare was born. Lu Lanzhen listened to it with relish, and didn't care that the incense had already burned out. Hearing half of it, it was already thrilling, and a heart was tightly grasped by the fate of the hero and heroine in the story.

Yan Hong also didn't choose a good theme, and he was confused for a while, and told a famous tragedy. This Miss Lu is locked up in the boudoir all day long, and she will be sad and sad to read a carved book, and she is addicted to it, and even just because she heard that Yan Hong did not hesitate to play a hunger strike with her family in order to marry Hu Wanniang, she regarded Yan Hong, a bully who was looking for flowers and willows, as a kind of Daming infatuation in her mind, and then became a fan of this overhead love saint. Now listening to Yan Hong talk about the first-class tragedy in the history of Western literature, how can you control it?

After listening to the whole story, Miss Lu was even more tearful and sobbed: "This Luo Gongzi and Miss Zhu are really pitiful!" That county is too stubborn and hateful, what is it to kill a martial artist who picks quarrels and provokes trouble, my father even killed the commander back then, but he didn't see anything important, why force Luo Gongzi to leave his hometown for this reason! There is also that dog inspection, who wants to marry Miss Zhu and destroy the good marriage, if it hits me, he will definitely ask his father to send him to prison and cut off his dog's life. The two old men are really old, if their marriage is fulfilled, why should the two of them die with hatred? ”

Yan Hong heard this Miss Lu say that killing people is nothing, and also cited the example of his father's murder, thinking that this Luo Gongzi is not the emperor's brother, of course he must be responsible for killing someone, and besides, your father's murder back then was not all priceless, and he still wanted my grandfather to help him. But come to think of it, this daughter's family is different from the man, she only looks at love when she reads stories, and she doesn't pursue right and wrong, which is normal.

Of course, this is not the main problem, the key is that seeing this story, it still made Miss Lu cry, and suddenly felt that she was as confused as the monk who delivered the medicine, and hurriedly comforted: "Sister Xian, this is just a story, even if you hear it." Listening to stories and crying, aren't you worried about the ancients? Don't cry, it's a cold day, it's not good to freeze for a while. ”

When Lu Lanzhen heard him say this, she wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief and said, "Thank you Brother Yan for your concern, it's just that you are not good, but you want to tell this story during the New Year, don't you sincerely make me cry?" Next time, I will punish you for telling a story about a lover who eventually becomes a family. ”

"Next time?" Yan Hong thought to himself, how can there be a next time for this kind of thing? Seeing that the incense in the incense burner had burned out early, he hurriedly got up and said goodbye. Lu Lanzhen kept him and waited for his father to come back, and then left after dinner. Yan Hongxin said, if you have to wait for dinner, don't you have to tell four or five stories to get by? He refused to be killed.

Miss Lu couldn't keep him alive or dead, so she had to send him out of Lu in person. As soon as I went out of the door, I saw the Lu brothers walking opposite each other and sending each other off. Yan Hongxin said, how can there be such a coincidence, as soon as I go out, you will come to see each other? I knew that most of the people at the door had been eavesdropping. If you really dare to be rude to Miss Lu, then you have the means to clean it up. Of course, after all, he is a salesman who has experienced personnel, and he is not a lewd worm who gets into his brain when he sees a beautiful woman, but he will not make such a low-level mistake.

When Lu Bing came back in the evening, he saw that his beloved daughter's eyes were faintly red, and he couldn't help but say angrily: "Zhen'er, tell me the truth to my father, but Yan Hong's little thief has a beastly heart, how dare he be rude to you?" If so, I will let him be crushed to pieces, regardless of whose grandson he is. ”

Lu Bing's beloved wife died of dystocia when she gave birth to Lan Zhen, and before she died, she asked Lu Bing to treat this girl well. Since then, Lu Bingguang has been a concubine, but no one can replace the position of his beloved wife in his heart. And Lu Lanzhen has become the continuation of his beloved wife in the world. And Lu Lanzhen's temperament also inherited Lu Bing's decisive and resolute side, even better than the two brothers. Therefore, Lu Lanzhen is more favored by Lu Bing than her two elder brothers. If Yan Hong really dared to be light on Lu Lanzhen, Lu Bing would also give up everything and cut him into dozens of pieces to feed the dogs.

Lu Lanzhen said: "What did Daddy say?" Brother Yan Shi is your favorite general, you still don't know his character? He was a first-class infatuated lover, how could he be rude to his daughter? It's just that he told a story, and the people in it were so pitiful, and his daughter was crying for them. ”

Lu Bing originally thought that Yan Hong was a smart person and would not do such a thing to find death. Hearing what her daughter said, she couldn't help but laugh and said, "You, you always look like a child who doesn't grow up, and you were made to cry when Yan Hong's story was made." "Think about it again, this little Yama King Yan Hong is the most first-class mischievous person in the world, and his daughter actually said that he is a first-class infatuated lover, what is this called!

Lu Lanzhen said again: "Daddy always says that Brother Yan Shi doesn't learn and has no skills, but according to his daughter, this is not the case. I have never read the story he told in a book, and most of it was written by himself. A person who can write such a book, but how can he be a floating man who has no talent to learn? In the end, it was just a daughter's thin life and a missed marriage. ”

His father and daughter have nothing to talk about. After all, Lu Bing is a super spy leader, judging the situation and meeting and dissecting the heart. When he heard his daughter say this, he couldn't help but feel a secret stir in his heart: Could it be that the words of the day became a prophecy, this girl really thought about Yan Hong?

It's not bad to think about it, if this marriage can really be achieved, the ability and conduct of this Yan eldest son are naturally a hundred times better than that of Yan Ergongzi. And the Yan family can also explain it, and the Yan Lu Alliance is stronger. What's even better is that Yan Hong's relationship with him is deed, if he really becomes a relative through Yan Hong, he will not be too controlled by others on the Yan Mansion.

After all, Lu Bing is a cadre of the central government, and he thinks about the big picture in everything. He wouldn't care about Yan Hong's second and third marriages, or how many concubines he married. If the girl really likes Yan Hong, she will naturally be happy when she marries. As for Yan Hong's choice, hehe, Lao Tzu pinched his sore spot, and was he afraid that he wouldn't agree?

At that moment, Lu Bing deliberately said: "Zhen'er, what Yan Hong learned I don't know yet?" He is indeed an unlearned gentleman, and most of this story is from where he sees it, or listens to someone else. You often say that you like talented people with outstanding literary talents, but Yan Hongke is an embroidered pillow and a bag of grass. ”