Yun Ye sat on the top of the lightning-filled Taiji Palace, coupled with the gloomy sky, the explosion of thunder, making his voice mighty, like an ordinary god.

If you put on a few giant bull poses now and shout those two voices, it will be completely perfect.

It's a pity that the legs are sore, the whole body is weak, and the crotch is still a little wet, don't say you can't stand up, even if you can stand up and don't stand, is there a fairy with a wet crotch?

He regretted smashing his chest, what kind of immortal, what kind of immortal? The lightning was raging more than ten meters above the head, and the thunder shook so that the ears couldn't hear the sound, especially when I recalled the probability of lightning rod lightning protection in later generations, it was ninety-seven percent of the pit father, and how many people of the Heavenly Dynasty were buried in the legendary three percent, Lao Tzu wouldn't be so unlucky, right? Yun Ye secretly prayed that Li Er's spear could play the role of an artifact and save his own life.

Seeing Yun Ye, who was as weak as a chicken in the thunder and lightning, Li Er inexplicably felt a sense of pity, Yun Ye's situation at this time reminded him of Qingque being chased by the hunting dogs of the prince's family when he was a child, but he couldn't bear to cry, he was a little angry, a little moved, and a little humiliated, looking at the powerful bosses of the wealthy families in Shandong, the chill in his eyes became more and more strong.

The eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, and others have never closed their mouths. Yu Chi was stupid and looked at the big iron spear with lightning and was puzzled, His Majesty's spear had been used by himself, except that it was all made of colorful iron, there was nothing outstanding, why could he bless the cloud boy unharmed?

Yu Wenshi fell to the ground and shouted: "Your Majesty's majesty is still there, thunder cannot be disturbed, lightning cannot be added, and the old minister is His Majesty." ”

The ministers woke up from the horror and immediately knelt down to worship the mountain, and the guards, eunuchs, and palace maids outside the palace also bowed to the palace, and the voice of His Majesty filled the palace, and after a short time, it was spread out of the palace gate, to Suzaku Street, and then throughout Chang'an.

People are blindly obedient, especially this kind of unprovoked congratulations, Yun Ye rode on the roof ridge and rode high, so he could see far away, only to see the citizens of Chang'an, all walking out of the city, looking at the palace, extremely happy, it seemed that as long as their emperor was powerful, he could drown all the locusts with a soak of urine.

The faces of the five wealthy families were like earth, and they knew that the matter was not what Yu Wenshi and what Tianwei Hehe said, but there was another reason, but they couldn't find a flaw, the kid who climbed on the roof was trembling there, Lu Shou was lying on the rockery panting, the lightning in the sky, and the dull thunder seemed to be interested in Li Er's spear, but they turned a blind eye to the scourge of climbing the roof that was close at hand.

Lu Shou squeezed out his last breath in his chest and shouted: "God! You're blind! ”

When these words were said, it was completely sent to hell by the five wealthy families.

Slander the sky? Especially in front of the son of the sky, doing this is purely uncomfortable, plus the Manchu Dynasty civil and military are about to pull your pigtails, worried that there is nowhere to start, this is good, human evidence, physical evidence, the eldest grandson Wuji smiled lewdly and asked the guards to take down this group of old men who disrespected the heavens and slandered the royal family, and the heads of the family who were respected as guests everywhere on weekdays did not resist, and they were obediently tied up, and no one looked at Lu Shou, who was lying on the rockery and did not know whether he was alive or dead.

When the matter is dealt with, the sky will disperse and the sun will rise, and the weird clouds will not rain a drop of rain, which is also very dissatisfied with Yun Ye, without rain, what will Lao Tzu use to cover up the fact that he pees his pants?

"Boy, what are you still riding on? Get out of here. Li Er shouted.

"I can't get down, my legs are weak!"

The Manchu Dynasty Wenwu laughed, and Li Er couldn't help laughing.

Wei Chi stupidly climbed up to the roof along the ladder, picked up Yun Ye, saw that the place where he was sitting was wet, and then looked at his pants, laughed like a convulsion, and said loudly to the ministers while he was angry: "Hahaha, this kid is so scared that he pees his pants, hahaha." …,

The laughter that had just subsided became crazy again in an instant, some covered their stomachs, some slipped down the wall, some wiped their noses and tears and laughed endlessly, even the eunuchs who served next to them also laughed with their mouths open, and the unsmiling palace maids who were taught by the eldest grandson also squatted on the ground with a canopy wing screen and laughed.

The helpless Yun Ye was carried in the hands of Yu Chi Lao stupidly, and let it be allowed to exhibit with them.

Just forget the scene of Lao Tzu just now.

Laughter may be the most effective means of closing the distance between people, just now I was surprised by Yun Ye's magical ability, but now I just feel that it is just a fool's errand of a nephew, no surprise, only kindness remains.

"Yes, just after saying it yesterday, you have made a great contribution, but you have been rewarded by the queen, and I can't care about it." Li Er squinted his eyes and glanced at Yun Ye's wet crotch.

"Weichen's 10,000 runs, what should I do?" Yun Ye only hopes that this time he will not be hacked by the emperor with his own money, and he will build a house, Lao Li has said it several times.

"That's the agreement they made before they broke the law, and they would give you a lot of money, pee your pants, and still worry about your money? A kid who was born to ask for money and not die. ”

followed Li Chengqian to his East Palace to take a bath and change clothes, and by the way, he took Li Tai, who was covering his nose next to him.

"Brother Ye, why aren't you afraid of thunder and lightning? Oh, you're peeing your pants, of course I'm afraid, I mean, how do you know that your father's iron spear will suck the thunder and lightning away? Li Taiwen asked angrily, still refusing to take off the hand covering his nose.

"Am I stinking? Cover your nose again, and next time you will be sent to the roof to be struck by lightning. ”

Li Tai quickly put his hand down, he was not afraid of his eldest brother, he was really afraid of Yun Ye, last time he just made the little girl cry, and the next day he sent himself a huge wooden barrel with a pointed bottom, carrying water to make him worse than death, plus Li Ke is not so easy to deceive, he resolutely disagrees to put the bucket on the side close to himself, it is strange to say, there are fewer and fewer fools in the academy, ordinary tricks no longer work, even Wei Chi Dasha is starting to be difficult to deceive.

Lying in the huge bath of the East Palace, Yun Ye buried his head in the water and bubbled, and then came out, lying next to Li Chengqian, opposite Li Tai was studying whether the body drained the water more, or the bath bucket drained the water more, and he had endless fun over and over again. This kid is hopeless.

"Yezi, do you think we can carry this locust plague? Guanzhong is the foundation of my Li family, and I think that my father's risk with the foundation this time is a bit more than worth the loss. ”

"Do you know why your father was able to defeat countless enemies and eventually achieve the emperor's business himself?" After taking a sip of grape wine, Yun Ye asked him.

"My father is naturally eloquent and strategic, how can we compare with him?" Li Chengqian admired his father very much.

"Eloquence and greatness of these things, some are innate, but, most of them come from their own perceptions the day after tomorrow, you have found out, as long as there is a seventy percent chance of winning, your father will implement it immediately, there will be no hesitation, how can there be a ten percent certainty in this world such a ridiculous thing, if one day, you have this feeling, then you have to be vigilant, because the danger is very close to you, knock the beans and break the teeth, don't say that you have to deal with such a terrible creature as a person, if you have full certainty, Prove that this is most likely the wrong message from your enemy so that you can let your guard down and that he will attack you from places you don't expect. ”

Li Chengqian has always been good to himself, he can teach him a little, whether he can understand it is his own business, do not force it, in history he thought he had a full grasp of rebellion, who knew that he had fallen into his father's trap early and could not extricate himself.