Chapter 320 Psychological Applications
These are several students of the Department of Physical Education, led by Hu Bing, a loyal suitor of the school flower Shen Muzi. He was a local, and his family was powerful, and when he began to pursue Shen Muzi, everyone dared not compete with him.
It's been half a year, it's been half a year, and Shen Muzi didn't even look at him. According to Shen Muzi's best friend he bought, the school flower Shen Muzi likes Xiao Yuanchao, a teacher in the Department of Psychology.
From then on, Xiao Yuanchao was the enemy of his Hu soldiers.
"If we have something to say, we can sit down and talk calmly." Xiao Yuanchao's right hand waved down slightly, stroking Hu Bing's hand that was holding his tie.
It is said to be stroke, but it is not at all. When Xiao Yuanchao's hand waved down, Hu Bing felt a sharp pain in his wrist, forcing him to let go of the hand holding his tie, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.
But he didn't care, thinking that Xiao Yuanchao just accidentally touched the numb tendons on his wrist. He didn't believe that he, who had reached the level of a black belt in taekwondo, could be forced to let go of his hand by this weak teacher in this way.
As we all know, Xiao Yuanchao is the weakest of the teachers, he takes medicine every day, even in class. A medicine jar, the weak can't be weaker.
"I'm a teacher, and it's impossible to fall in love with a student no matter what, it's a matter of teacher morality." Xiao Yuanchao smiled and said to Hu Bing: "It's been so long, you've seen me accept that ......"
"Shen Muzi!" Hu Bing glared at Xiao Yuanchao.
"Yes, yes, have you seen me accept Shen Muzi's pursuit? Have it? No! Xiao Yuanchao stretched out his hand and patted Hu Bing's shoulder, and said seriously: "Because I have a wife, I love my wife very much, and I am a teacher, and I will never do anything that is unrelated to my students." To be honest, if I get entangled with Shen Muzi, I'm afraid you're not smashing my car, but you're going to send me to the hospital, right? Hehe......"
Xiao Yuanchao looked at Hu Bing in front of him with a smile, and what he said made the other party really unable to refute. And Hu Bing also knew that Xiao Yuanchao had never pulled and pulled with Shen Muzi, and he also knew that Shen Muzi was upset because Xiao Yuanchao ignored her, but ......
This is the power of rivalry, this is the power of jealousy. When you know that your goddess is desperately fond of another man, will you treat the other person as an enemy? If you are rich and powerful, will you try to rectify the other party and make its status in the eyes of the goddess decline?
Yes, absolutely, when facing love, there is no reason at all.
"You ......" Hu Bing raised his baseball bat and made a gesture to draw Xiao Yuanchao.
"Bastard!" Xiao Yuanchao suddenly let out a burst of applause, glared at Hu Bing and said, "You still want to pick up girls like you?" Save you and want to chase a girl? Please, a little bit of technology, okay? Reckless behavior will only make you farther and farther away from Shen Muzi! She's a student of my psychology department, and as long as you can capture her psyche, you'll be able to succeed! Psychology, you know? I can tell you unequivocally that the way to pursue girls is itself an application of psychology. As long as you beat this stick, you will push Shen Muzi farther and farther, and she will only feel more and more sorry for me and like me, understand? Idiot! ”
After some angry scolding, the application of psychology burst out of Xiao Yuanchao's mouth, and he actually scolded Hu Bing there. He suddenly felt that what Xiao Yuanchao said made some sense, and the application of psychology was ......
"I really can't stand the fact that my car is smashed once a month, and although I have nothing to lose, it takes more than half a month to get back on every smash. It's been half a year since I bought a car, and I have been driving for dozens of days in total, and most of the cars are in repair shops. Xiao Yuanchao's face was bitter, and he said helplessly: "Yes, I'm afraid of you, can I help you chase Shen Muzi?" I'll teach you psychological application, let you get closer to Shen Muzi step by step, and then you let me go freely, won't you? ”
Xiao Yuanchao showed a completely surrendered expression, spread his hands, and felt the urge to cry.
"That...... Useful? Hu Bing put down the baseball bat, and his eyes softened.
After all, he also knew that Xiao Yuanchao had never had any thoughts about Shen Muzi, and it had always been his wishful thinking to be an enemy. Thinking about the fact that I smashed someone's car six times in half a year, it seems that I am a little unhappy.
"Nonsense, of course it's useful, haven't you seen so many people like me?" Xiao Yuanchao found a flower bed and sat down, took out a cigar and put it in his mouth, and said to Hu Bing: "I'll tell you the method today, and then we will go our own ways, and you won't smash my car, okay?" ”
"Okay!" Hu Bing nodded without hesitation.
Of course, the application of psychology seems to be awesome......
"Well, first of all you have to answer me a few questions, let me confirm your sensitivity to psycho-behavior." Xiao Yuanchao said.
"Okay, you say." Hu Bing nodded and stood in front of Xiao Yuanchao.
"Well, first question: what kind of animal is it that has two legs, and every morning when the sun comes out, it wakes you up until you get up?" Xiao Yuanchao asked Hu Bing with a smile.
"Rooster!" Hu Bing replied.
"Wrong!" Xiao Yuanchao denied: "It's Mom!" ”
"What? What is it? Mom?? ”
"Don't interrupt, the second question: What countries are there in the world?"
"China, the United States, France, Russia, the United Kingdom, ......"
Xiao Yuanchao looked at Hu Bing like an idiot, shook his head at him and said, "China and foreign countries." ”
"I ......" Hu Bing was stunned for a moment.
"Okay, the third question, before I answer this question, I have to tell you one thing: psychology can't think with conventional thinking at all, because other people's thinking is never your thinking, understand?"
Hu Bing nodded vigorously, indicating that he understood.
"The title of ancestor is a name for the dead, so what should be called the dead grandmother?" Xiao Yuanchao said the third question.
"First milk!" Hu Bing blurted out.
Xiao Yuanchao's eyes changed when he looked at an idiot, and he looked at a fool.
"Is that what you call your deceased grandmother? Liquid milk? ”
“……”
Xiao Yuanchao slowly stood up, gently exhaled a puff of smoke, and looked at Hu Bing with a smile.
"Damn, you're kidding me? Grass! Hu Bing reacted and angrily picked up the baseball bat.
The rest of the people also swarmed up, surrounding Xiao Yuanchao in the middle.
"Hoo ......"
Xiao Yuanchao exhaled heavily, and said with a flickering eye: "This car is a birthday gift from my wife, and it was smashed by you on the first day it was driven, I don't care, because I am a teacher, and I don't have the same knowledge as you." But a month later, you smashed my birthday present, and I still don't care, because I think you are ignorant and can be forgiven. But I was annoyed by smashing my birthday presents one after another, because I respected your love, respected your youthfulness, and understood your behavior and thoughts, but why couldn't you respect me a little? Anyway, I'm also a teacher, a psychology teacher who is not very competent. ”
"Grass, say so much is a fart? Lao Tzu just smashed it, what's the matter? Teacher? Do you still teach psychology at your level? Hu Bing scolded.
"Hehehe......" Xiao Yuanchao smiled and whispered to Hu Bing: "Actually, I really study psychology, but I don't study social psychology. I know how to make a person submit as quickly as possible, and I am proficient in none! ”
When the words landed, Xiao Yuanchao's eyes changed, full of a strong killing intent, and the cold made people tremble!
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