Chapter 12 Wang Lingguan is jealous of the storm that hits Meitang

Section 3 "Sexual Harassment of the Oiran of the Heavenly Court - Goddess Chang'e"

On the second day of Chang'e's ascension to heaven and settlement in Guanghan Palace, Wang Lingguan came to Guanghan Palace on the grounds of collecting the household registration of the goddess. He saw Chang'e's delicate and tenderness, and his five unpurified male hormones surged rapidly. Not long after Wang Lingguan attained enlightenment, he still had a strong desire to pursue women. In the Guanghan Palace, where there are only two gods of men and women, it seems urgent, explicit, and rude!

"Ahhh It is said that Chang'e is beautiful, and she really sucks her soul when she sees it. "Wang Lingguan is quick to speak." God of beauty, report to your home first, I am the heavenly court picket leader Wang Lingguan. The main purpose of today's visit is to gather information about your divine books. You have to cooperate well. ”

"Commander Wang" Chang'e said softly: "I just entered the heavenly court, I don't understand anything, I will do whatever you want me to do." ”

Wang Lingguan had already learned about Chang'e's affection from the queen mother. Before Chang'e ascended to heaven, she was the wife of Hou Yi, who shot down nine suns in the mortal world. Wang Lingguan opened the portable magic pen and asked in his unique baritone.

"Name?"

"Chang'e."

"Gender?"

"Female."

"Age?"

"Mortal 23 years old; 2 hours in the divine realm. ”

"Height?"

"168 centimeters."

"Weight?"

"118 pounds."

"What's the measurements?" Wang Lingguan turned off the magic pen before asking this divine sentence.

"What measurements?" Chang'e asked in surprise.

"You're still a young woman in the mortal realm! The woman's circumference is unknown. ”

"I really don't understand this."

"The circumference of the goddess refers to how high your house is; how thin the waist is; How stilted are the buttocks? ”

When Chang'e heard this, her face was full of panic! 's shy appearance made Wang Lingguan's whole body itch.

"The king. Do the sensitive parts of the goddess also have to be collected into the household register? ”

"It's up to whom." Wang Lingguan said: "What ugly eight monsters. If you want me to pick it, I won't pick it. Beauty God. You're different. The scent of osmanthus on your body has sucked my three souls and six souls into a position that is difficult to control. Beauty God, come here, let me measure your measurements. My hands are the rulers of God. ”

Chang'e had just entered the heavenly court and was convinced of Wang Lingguan's words. Chang'e smiled and stood in front of Wang Lingguan. Wang Lingguan hugged Chang'e with his left hand, rubbed Chang'e's room vigorously with his right hand, and forced him to kiss her.

Chang'e's heart was broken at this time. She had just left her husband Hou Yi, and her whole mind and body were immersed in guilt. There is no lust for men and women. She suddenly felt a kind of disgust from the bottom of her heart for Wang Lingguan's actions.

"Commander Wang, don't worry. When I ask the Queen Mother, after your divine realm collects household registrations like this, I will cooperate with you when I come back! ”

"Don't! Other! Other! As soon as Wang Lingguan heard that Chang'e was going to report to the queen mother, he was so frightened that he quickly let go of Chang'e. You don't think it happened today. Don't tell your mother. Chang'e, my love for you can be testified by the sun and the moon! It's a long time coming. Today I will say goodbye! I'll take care of you in the future! ”

After Wang Lingguan finished speaking, he quickly left the Guanghan Palace. Wang Lingguan was afraid of the Queen Mother because the Queen Mother had all the details of his greed for money, lust, insidiousness and viciousness.

Wang Lingguan was greedy and weak-hearted, and he was afraid that Chang'e would really report it to the Queen Mother. When he returned to the picket office, he instructed his henchmen and the chief of the picket office: "Institute B, you immediately send a god to monitor the Guanghan Palace." We need to engage in activities. Don't let Chang'e notice we're spying on her! ”

"Yes! I understand! I'll arrange it right away! ”

After Wang Lingguan left, Chang'e's mood was angry and hateful! She is young and vigorous, with little social experience, and has never encountered this kind of official on stage and off the stage! For the first time today, she met the powerful Heavenly Court Picket Commander and courted her! As a coquettish goddess, what a joy you can't ask for! But I am an upright and kind goddess, and I have a reputation as a good wife and mother in the mortal world! Within a few hours of coming to the Divine Realm, if I had 'gotten along' with him, people would find out, wouldn't it have ruined my lifelong reputation! When I said report to the Queen Mother, I was just scaring him! If I had reported it to the Queen Mother, she would have said, 'Flies don't bite the eggs!' Your own fence is firmly rooted, and you are not afraid of wild dogs drilling your door! If a palm doesn't make a sound, you are still not thrifty! 'It's hard to be a goddess, it's even harder to be a beautiful goddess! I just entered Heaven, and I don't know anything about these stinky male gods. I really want to find a male god for a husband in the future, and I have to understand it well! I resolutely reject such a romantic and disobedient male god like the king. I choose the standard of the husband god, the male god must have the charm to dare to be! In the mortal world, I marry Hou Yi without complaint or regret! Hou Yi is a man who dares to act, for the cause, for the sake of his lover, he does not hesitate to sacrifice all his life! I believe that being a man and being a god is the same. Heavenly Court also has a male god similar to 'Hou Yi'! It's just that I've only been in Heaven for a short time, and my ideal male god hasn't come yet! This royal commander (spirit officer) is not a serious thing at first glance! He's just greedy for my beauty and plays with me like a vase! For this kind of flowery male god, I will stay away from it in the future!

Chang'e was worried about Wang Lingguan's harassment today, when suddenly there was a noise outside the palace. Chang'e stood at the window of the living room and looked outside, only to see four or five male gods arguing and walking towards the passage in front of the palace! When these male gods quarreled and arrived at the main entrance of Guanghan Palace, two of them fought. The other three male gods are also stirring up! Seeing this situation, Chang'e instinctively thought of quickly dialing the police number 110 in the mortal realm. Chang'e didn't have time to think about it, so she grabbed the phone and pressed 110. Chang'e never dreamed that the police phone number in heaven and earth was universal. Tianting 110 received the alarm signal from Guanghan Palace (Chang'e), and the police quickly dispatched the police and reported to the commander. Wang Lingguan received the report from his subordinates, dropped the work at hand, and quickly rushed to the Guanghan Palace to deal with the emergency!

Wang Lingguan, the police, and the pickets gathered at the front gate of the Guanghan Palace. Seeing that there were so many pickets, Chang'e boldly stepped out of the Guanghan Palace, and she also wanted to find out the reason for the quarrel between these male gods. In front of the pickets, the group of quarrelsome male gods explained the reason. The two male gods who fought were usually a pair of alcoholic gamblers. A owes B gambling money for a long time, and today there was a quarrel. In addition, the two of them have drunk two catties of 65-degree old white dry wine. It turned out that he was going to the police station for evaluation. When I came here, I couldn't control my hands and feet because of the rising strength of the wine, so you came and went to fight!

"Institute B. Bring these two gamblers back to the police station first! Today, the Commander will severely punish this pair of rotten gods who have repeatedly taught them! For this kind of 'disturbing the people' behavior, if it is found, it will be severely punished! Return the heavenly court to a peaceful and peaceful environment! When Wang Lingguan said this, he looked at Chang'e with his eyes and continued: "Today's matter is thanks to Chang'e, the goddess of Guanghan Palace, for calling the police in time. If it weren't for Chang'e's timely call to the police, the police station was dispatched quickly, and the pair of gamblers would have been allowed to fight, there would definitely be a major matter of God's fate! For goddesses of love like Chang'e, we will praise and reward! I hope there will be more caring goddesses like Chang'e in the heavenly court! On behalf of the 'police capital', I apologize for the trouble caused to you by this 'disturbing people' incident! We will do better in the future! ”

After Wang Lingguan made this speech. The pickets who came to the scene were instructed to evacuate the scene in time! Before Wang Lingguan left, he looked at Chang'e deeply! Chang'e sees it in her eyes and hates it in her heart! It hurts in the liver!

After Chang'e returned to the Guanghan Palace, she thought about what happened in front of the palace just now: Wang Lingguan had not left the Guanghan Palace for a long time, why did he return to the gate of the Guanghan Palace in a hurry? He's greedy and weak-hearted! After he 'sexually harassed' me, he was afraid that I would go to the queen mother to tell me, so he deliberately found something to tie me up! Over time, when my anger is gone, I won't denounce him! He's acting. This 'disturbance' incident must have been directed by him. He wanted to use this to keep me from going to the Queen Mother to denounce him! He uses the heart of a 'little god' to save me the belly of a beautiful god and a gentleman! His 'little god' is not worthy of my accusation! Don't tarnish my name. Yang and Yin are the usual tricks of 'little gods' like him. The 'little god' picket has always relied on the secret bureau behind the scenes, the appearance of the official face, the rewards and punishments are wise and decisive, and the handling of emergencies starts quickly! This kind of 'little god' does this kind of yin and immoral thing. It can often deceive superiors and subordinates. The consequences of doing such immoral and immoral things can often achieve the 'double win' effect of inviting merit and rewarding fame and fortune!

The beauty god Chang'e the next morning. As usual, he practiced solo dancing in Guanghan Palace. Suddenly, the siren outside the Guanghan Palace sounded! Chang'e, the goddess of beauty, moved to the window to take a look, only to see a temporary wooden house at the intersection of the passage in front of her, with flames and smoke billowing into the sky. At this time, four fire trucks came rapidly from four directions: southeast, northwest, and north. Before the fire truck stopped, several firefighting gods jumped out of the car, and they quickly connected the water pipe and sprayed the flames with high-pressure water cannons! The water of four high-pressure water cannons quickly extinguished the fire of the makeshift wooden house that was billowing with smoke! At this time, all the gods gathered, and the onlookers, firefighters, and commanders all came to the scene of the fire! Such a major event happened in front of the gate of Guanghan Palace, and Chang'e, as the goddess of Guanghan Palace, naturally arrived at the scene of the fire! Chang'e met Wang Lingguan for the third time, who she was afraid to see and didn't want to see. After Wang Lingguan gathered the fire god at the 'police station', he majestically accepted the report of the 'police station'!

"Stand upright! At ease! Attention! After the police station gave the command to the firefighters in the two columns, he turned around and ran three meters away from Wang Lingguan and raised his hand to salute: "Report to the commander, the firefighting gods who participated in the drill have been assembled, please instruct!" 'Police Station' ESPU on duty".

"Please take a break," Wang Lingguan also raised his hand.

"Yes!" After the ESPU on duty at the 'police station' answered, he ran back to his original standing, and after giving the command of 'take a break' to the firefighters of the two columns, he ran to the rear of the firefighters of the front row and stood up.

"Hello gods!" Wang Lingguan stood in the position of the firefighting male god formation of the ESPU assembly of the 'police station' on duty!

"Good Commander!" The fire gods of the two columns of horizontal teams were established and answered in unison!

"The gods have worked hard!" Wang Lingguan shouted loudly!

"Commander work! In the service of the gods! The firefighting male god of the two columns of horizontal teams was established and replied in unison!

"Straddle!" After Wang Lingguan gave the 'straddling' command to the two columns of firefighting male gods, he said in his baritone voice: "Our fire capture drill this time is mainly to test whether the fire fighting measures of our heavenly court are in place. Through the exercise, it has been proved that our firefighting team is a firefighting warrior with excellent skills, excellent style, strict discipline, and courage to fight. The integrity rate of our heavenly fire-fighting equipment has always been maintained in 100% condition! This is the result of our long-term insistence on strict requirements and strict training! We must always carry forward this fine tradition! Through this exercise, enhance the safety and fire awareness of the gods! Safe and fireproof! It is necessary to grasp it every day and all the time. Alarm bells are ringing! Prevent the slightest! The male gods who participated in this exercise. After returning home, we should conscientiously sum up our experience. Carry forward the achievements, overcome the shortcomings, guard against arrogance and rashness, and climb the peak! Do you have confidence! The last sentence is Wang Lingguan's concluding remarks, you must raise your voice and shout loudly!

"Yes!" The firefighting male god of the two columns of horizontal teams was established by the straddle posture and answered in unison!

Wang Lingguan walked sideways and stood three meters away!

The ESPU on duty 'police station' ran from the back of the front horizontal team fire god to the original Wang Lingguan standing position, "Take a break!" Attention! The ESPU on duty at the 'police station' stood sideways and raised his hand to Wang Lingguan: "Report to the commander, will the team bring it back?" Please make it clear! ”

"Disband!" Wang Lingguan raised his hand and returned the salute!

After the goddess Chang'e returned to the Guanghan Palace, she felt fresh and curious about the fire drill of the male god of the heavenly court! She felt that Wang Lingguan's eyes never left her! She feels that Wang Lingguan is still acting! Wang Lingguan through these moves. Or reveal yourself in front of her! Wang Lingguan wants to make Chang'e increase his good impression of him through these meritorious deeds! Wang Lingguan wants to capture Chang'e's heart as soon as possible! Chang'e became more and more disgusted with Wang Lingguan's yang and yin violations! I've seen a lot of this kind of stinky male god (human)! They pretend to put on a show in front of women (gods) and play prestige, and none of them are 'genuine goods'! None of them are some kind of good male gods who are responsible for the goddess for life! A real good male god, they dare to give to the goddess! They dare to do it! They are above board! They don't have official confessions, but they do what they say they do. They do what they say and do what they do! In order to gain the true love of the goddess, they are willing to give everything they have until their lives! My mortal husband Hou Yi is this kind of lovely, respectable and amiable man! I'll go to Heaven. If you want to find a male god as a husband, you must at least find a good male god like Hou Yi who is worthy of my respect and love! Wang Lingguan is a flowery male god. In front of my Chang'e's eyes, you will die of a flower heart! I can't look down on you in this life! You are a (human) god, and I will never marry you if I am a goddess in the next life, let alone be your underground lover! Later, no matter what strange things happened outside the Guanghan Palace, Chang'e would not leave the palace for half a step! When Wang Lingguan saw that Chang'e was not leaving the palace, he knew that she would not report to the queen mother that he had sexually harassed her! After two more days, Wang Lingguan ordered his confidants to withdraw the surveillance of Chang'e. But Wang Lingguan's longing for Chang'e is increasing day by day!

Since Wang Lingguan first saw Chang'e, he was fascinated by Chang'e's beauty! Wang Lingguan thought to himself, like the consuls in charge of today's court, they are all looking for friends of the opposite sex. From the section chief at the grassroots level to the director of the middle-level department, who has two or three friends of the opposite sex! Not to mention the high-level provincial and ministerial level, with and without the long, there are many friends of the opposite sex! To use their jargon: it's a bit of an exaggeration to say that I am a groom every day; It's a bit untrue to say that I'm a groom every month. You underestimate the charm (real) power of this man too much! I'll have to be the groom at least twenty or thirty times a year! Whether he can be the father of ten or eight children, only his (her) mother knows! A retired and dying female senior cadre said to her children, I have been promoted step by step from the grassroots level, working with many people of different ages of the opposite sex, and I have had many friends of the opposite sex! I didn't know which of you was your biological father's bloodline until I died! Whether the male god's career is successful or not depends on how many female friends you have! The female friends of the male god are numbered, which is not called success, which is called pitiful! The female friends of the male god are counted in groups, which is called scenery and success! My female friends, from the mortal realm to the heavenly court, there are at least two or three groups! According to their names, what flies in the sky (Ning Q Yingying, Zhang Xiaoyan, Wang Xiaofeng), downstream (Yu Xiaoqin, Song Xiaoyu), and runs on the ground (Wang Lu, Ma Zhu, Niu,) and so on, they are all willing to be my friends of the opposite sex! I am the official to the 'police commander', and there are countless goddesses under my command! The goddess who pursues me can be described as a horde. Male gods love romance, and goddesses love chic, which is the common nature of gods (people). Moreover, God (man) has its own way of being. Each god (man) lives in a different circle of life. Every god (man) has a different view of the world! Some gods regard seeking friends of the opposite sex as morally corrupt; Some gods regard finding friends of the opposite sex as cultivating fine exercises; Some gods see finding friends of the opposite sex as an integral part of their lives. I just want to catch this 'E' now! Wang Lingguan's pursuit of Chang'e is like a demon, and he is trying to show his sincerity in front of Chang'e all day long! Wang Lingguan went to work, except for the core confidential matters explained by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, all other thoughts were devoted to Chang'e. He secretly instructed a confidant to closely monitor Chang'e's daily movements. In particular, pay attention to which male gods are pursuing Chang'e. Wang Lingguan thought to himself. Heavenly Court, this Oiran. Anyway, I'm going to strike first!

Wang Lingguan expressed his love for Chang'e for the first time. After being scared away by Chang'e's report to the Queen Mother, she carefully observed Chang'e's dynamics for a few days. Chang'e didn't report it to the Queen Mother at all. She just said it casually to scare me. Wang Lingguan thought in his heart, this Chang'e is also a goddess, and she is the god of young women in the prime of Doukou. Her seven emotions and six desires have not been cultivated at all, if she doesn't miss the male god, then she is not a goddess with mental health (normal)! One day, I was too impatient. Chang'e has just left her husband for a few days and is in the pain of missing her husband. I suddenly asked for something excessive. Naturally, there will be rejection! But I sent her a 'signal' of courtship. In Heavenly Court, it should be said that I, Wang Lingguan, am the first god to send a courtship signal to her! I am handsome and talented, the emperor of Quantong, it can be said that the only gods who control me are the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and the life and death deadlines of other gods of men, women and children are under my control. I called Z God to die at noon, and I will never let Z God live to the end of my life! Beauty God Chang'e, sooner or later you will fall into my arms!

One day, when Wang Lingguan saw Chang'e appearing beautifully, his heart was intoxicated, and his eyes never left Chang'e for half a second. Chang'e went from entering to leaving. Wang Lingguan's eyes always turned on Chang'e. Wang Lingguan felt that Chang'e was also paying attention to him. Chang'e sometimes gives me a flying kiss, and Chang'e sometimes gives me a smile! Sometimes Chang'e sees my eyes shining! Wang Lingguan's 'toast' specifically mentioned Chang'e. Wang Lingguan held a wine glass. In his nourishing baritone, he said: The peach party held by the Queen Mother this year is particularly meaningful. The first is to celebrate the harmony and tranquility of the heavenly court in the past year; the second is to close the relationship between the official god and the god of war; The third is to welcome the new gods and goddesses who have just joined the Heavenly Court this year! (In fact, it was Chang'e who ascended to heaven as a goddess) Wang Lingguan said the language of officialdom, and he understands that God knows that this is Wang Lingguan's dedication to Chang'e! Chang'e didn't know that she was the only goddess who ascended to heaven this year. She thought that there were many new gods of men and women who had ascended to Heaven this year, and when she heard Wang Lingguan say this, she didn't take it seriously at all and passed. Wang Lingguan knew in his heart that this sentence was specially said for Chang'e. As soon as Wang Lingguan's words "The third is to welcome the new gods and women who have just joined the heavenly court this year", the eyes of the male and female gods on and off the stage invariably shot towards Chang'e! Chang'e is dressed in a neat plain dress today, wearing a short-sleeved green shirt on the top and light checkered culottes on the bottom, which sets off her tall figure with a gorgeous and colorful appearance. Chang'e's glamorous new face 'stunned' all the male gods in the heavenly court! The eyes of these male gods looking at Chang'e are all straight hooks! The goddesses also saw Chang'e's true face for the first time, and the goddesses didn't feel anything special about Chang'e's posture. But seeing the eyes of the male gods on Chang'e, the goddesses were also 'stunned' at that time. Silence all day! This scene was seen in the eyes of the Queen Mother, the main god who hosted the Pan Tao Club, and she was angry in her heart! The beauty of Chang'e brings not 'blessings' to heaven, but 'calamity'! The male gods will fight endlessly for her beauty. The first victim of Chang'e's love - the unlucky male god is not far off? When Chang'e saw the gods and goddesses of the heavenly court, her eyes were focused on herself, and then she realized that this god was the only goddess who had just entered the heavenly court this year! So, she nodded and smiled at the gods as a sign of gratitude; the second is gratitude; the third is moving; Fourth, hope - the gods will look at it more in the future! Chang'e can sing and dance in the mortal world, and has very rich experience in stage performances. Her smiling gesture, her eyes shot straight ahead, and when the gods in this direction came into contact with her gaze, they all felt that Chang'e was smiling at her. When Wang Lingguan's gaze met Chang'e's gaze, he felt that Chang'e's gaze stayed on his body for a few more seconds. In addition to the familiar faces of the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and Wang Lingguan, Chang'e saw other Chu gods at this Pan Tao Meeting, and the other Chu gods were all new faces. Wang Lingguan had just made a toast, and when Chang'e's gaze swept in the direction of Wang Lingguan, she wanted to see this hypocrite who was in line with the yang and the yin. This Wang Lingguan has a dignified speech in front of the stage, and he specializes in male thieves and female prostitutes. What a nice thing he said! One day in the Guanghan Palace, rub my Ru room vigorously with a divine ruler (hand) to explain it! Chang'e slowed down her strafing gaze, Wang Lingguan's heart was full of joy, Chang'e must have left a deep impression on me today! She showed me how grateful! She gave me a strange look! She ejaculated the love of a goddess to me!

The Queen Mother listened to Wang Lingguan's toast and mentioned that she welcomed the new goddess who would join the heavenly court this year, and temporarily moved to increase theatrical performances and let Chang'e improvise and dance solo. Add brilliance to the peach club.

"Colored beads. Go and call the king's rulers. The Queen Mother instructed one of her attendants, the Goddess.

"Yes! Empress! After replying, the attendant goddess Caizhu went down from the backstage to the hall to find Wang Lingguan.

". What do you tell the contemptible gods? "Wang Lingguan received the queen mother's 'mouth (head order) order' conveyed by the goddess Caizhu, and quickly came to the queen mother's side.

"Didn't you just say that this peach will be the goddess who welcomes the new heavenly court! Let the new goddess Chang'e dance solo! The Queen Mother instructed the king Lingguan.

"Good! I'll arrange it right away! After Wang Lingguan finished speaking, he retreated to the backstage to discuss with the host of the show to implement the Queen Mother's holy decree!

The host of the show quickly summoned Chang'e to the backstage and arranged the order and timing of the show's performance!

Chang'e's solo dance is scheduled after the Cowherd and Weaver Girl perform a fragment of Huangmei Opera. When the theatrical performance began, the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother and other ministers and priests on the stage all took their seats in the court! More than 100 round tables were set up in the entire courtyard. While tasting peaches, the gods enjoyed the wonderful performances of the gods of art! The gods really lived the life of a true immortal at this time! Wang Lingguan was busy on the stage, but after receiving the queen mother's password, there was no trace on and off the stage!

Dancing is for Chang'e. Just a pediatric game! Chang'e has learned to dance from a famous teacher since she was a child! Chang'e's beautiful figure is related to her long-term practice of dancing. Chang'e's dancing skills as an adult have reached the point of perfection. After ascending to heaven and settling in Guanghan Palace, she danced alone in loneliness to kill time and exercise. Now Chang'e's solo dance is unique in the heavenly and mortal realms! Carry off the palm! When the presiding god told her that the Queen Mother had asked her to do a solo dance, Chang'e was ecstatic! She made her way backstage in an overly excited mood. Chang'e has no stage fright for the show! She quickly became familiar with the 'Cowherd and Weaver Girl' in the previous show and learned about the length of their performances.

Chang'e danced the 'Flying Eagle Dance' today. She made herself into a colorful eagle, ten fingers with very realistic eagle claws, and her whole body was covered with realistic (eagle) feathers woven with gold wire. Next. In the beautiful music, Chang'e performed the wonderful eagle posture such as the eagle soaring in the air and the cliff combing its feathers! Every part of Chang'e's body brings the eagle's pose to life! There were bursts of applause from the audience from time to time! The most rear. Chang'e performs the action of a flying eagle to prey. Chang'e first flipped to the highest point of the stage, imitating the form of an eagle searching for rabbits in the air, and searching under the stage from time to time around a pair of sharp eyes. Suddenly, Flying Eagle noticed a little gray rabbit coming out of the backstage and heading straight to the front desk! Chang'e's performance is a flying eagle predator, of course, you can't miss this ready-made prop. Chang'e chirped, rolled into the air from the height of the stage and flew to the front of the stage, and the two eagle talons grabbed the gray rabbit and didn't let go! Such a realistic performance won the warm applause from the audience for a long time! The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother stood up at the same time, the minister and the gods stood up at the same time, and the gods of the entire court stood up at the same time! The gods applauded! The whole court was boiling. Chang'e's solo dance pushed the Pan Tao Club to a climax!

Chang'e was moved to tears. When she walked to the front of the stage for a curtain call, she hugged the little gray rabbit and kissed it again and again. Chang'e thought to herself, this little gray rabbit is really divine, and it came out at the right time. Because of its appearance, I completely entered the plot, and the whole mind and body is an eagle that captures the little gray rabbit. So, at the time, I completely forgot that I was acting. I only think of myself as an eagle. I was tumbling, gliding, and capturing at a height and for more than twice as long as I usually trained. It's something I've never dared to think about. Because of the appearance of this living prop, my potential has increased greatly. As a result, my dancing skills have achieved unexpected results!

"Little Grey Bunny, my good baby. You're really my dear baby. I owe most of the credit to you for the success of my performance tonight! Chang'e kissed the little gray rabbit and whispered to the little gray rabbit.

The little gray rabbit was slightly injured when he was caught by Chang'e's two eagle talons. Chang'e was so involved at the time that when she caught the little gray rabbit, she forgot that her ten fingers were on the prop eagle claw sleeve. This kind of eagle claw sleeve is sharp and hard, and it instantly pierces the skin of the little gray rabbit and pierces the abdominal cavity of the little gray rabbit. When Chang'e released her talons and stroked the little gray rabbit, the little gray rabbit was drenched in blood. The little gray rabbit crawled very obediently in Chang'e's palm. When Chang'e kissed and kissed the little gray rabbit and placed the little gray rabbit on her left abdomen with her left hand, the little gray rabbit was very excited in the palm of her hand. The little gray rabbit's head arched hard into her abdomen. Chang'e kissed the audience with her right hand for a curtain call. The little gray rabbit arched her left abdomen and left breast with her head. At first, Chang'e only felt that the little gray rabbit was in touch with her, excited, and excited. It is a dance technique to enter the divine realm. After the curtain call, Chang'e retreated to the center of the stage to wait for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother and other ministers to come on stage to meet the performing arts priests. The little gray rabbit still arched her left breast in her arms. The little gray rabbit tickled Chang'e's left breast. Chang'e lifted the little gray rabbit with her left hand. Stared at the little gray rabbit's eyes with both eyes, put his mouth to the little gray rabbit's mouth, and said softly: "Good girl, you are jumping around, and my 'QQ' hurts." Crawl well, don't move! Shrewd! After Chang'e finished speaking, her left hand returned to its original position, holding the little gray rabbit to her left abdomen. This time, the little gray rabbit obediently crawled next to Chang'e's left breast, no longer jumping around. Instead, I enjoyed going into the sleep position! Chang'e thought to herself, this rabbit that came out of nowhere is really amiable and cute! When Chang'e was thinking that the little gray rabbit had a little spirituality, the little gray rabbit made another movement in her left hand, and the little gray rabbit arched his head to his left breast again, and arched her nipple vigorously with his small mouth. Chang'e thought to herself: The little gray rabbit is so big, is it still drinking the milk of the mother rabbit! The little gray rabbit took Chang'e's left nipple in his mouth, and crawled motionless next to Chang'e's left breast. Chang'e didn't have time to think about it, so the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother and other ministers came to the stage to meet and take a group photo! Later, a group photo came out. The gods discovered that the little gray rabbit was a strong male rabbit. It was held up by Chang'e's left hand. The two hind legs stand on the side and deliberately side the body, revealing the male parts of the male rabbit to the camera, the two front legs crawl on Chang'e's left breast, holding Chang'e's left breast with their mouths, and a sideways head to the camera (adulterous) smiling eyes, so that the gods who see the photo can see at a glance that the little male gray rabbit is molesting the goddess Chang'e. The photography of the heavenly court is synchronized with the large-screen playback. Chang'e was all about meeting with the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother and other ministers, and when she saw the big screen frozen in the picture of the little gray rabbit holding his left breast in his mouth, Chang'e was so ashamed that she ran to the backstage with the little gray rabbit in her arms. Chang'e for this little gray rabbit that didn't come out of nowhere, from love to anger, from anger to hate, only a few tens of millions of seconds. Chang'e couldn't wait to kill this little gray rabbit on the spot! Chang'e hurriedly ran to the backstage, and threw the "perverted rabbit" that came out of nowhere to the ground in the backstage with both hands! Chang'e threw out the ashes with both hands, and made a startling sound before they fell to the ground. As soon as Chang'e turned around, she heard a familiar voice coming from the ground: "Alas! If you fall to your death, you will lose your life! The heart of the goddess is changing rapidly! He kissed my 'baby' just now, and he was going to kill me in an instant! The nipples of the beauty god are so fragrant! The beauty god Oiran has been holding me for so long, and the gentle feeling of which skin against the skin is cool! Although I suffered a little pain from my flesh and skin this time, I let the beautiful god Oiran hug and kiss it, it's worth it! Wang Lingguan's sincere voice came into Chang'e's ears!

Chang'e's heart only brightened up at this time, it turned out that this little gray rabbit was a change from Wang Lingguan, a pervert! This Wang Lingguan is really a stone in a dung pit, both stinky and hard! It really takes a bit of thought to deal with this stinky scoundrel. He is treacherous, pervasive, and unguardable!

In order to curry favor with Chang'e, Wang Lingguan approached Chang'e, but he really worked hard and exhausted all his scheming. Wang Lingguan thought, I just want to see Chang'e every day, I want to be closest to Chang'e every day, even if I smell a little perfume on her body, even if I am scratched by her eagle claws for a few minutes, I can feel her breath up close, and I am satisfied with eating some flesh and skin!

Wang Lingguan is very satisfied with his creativity today! He clearly felt that Chang'e was very satisfied with the timing of the appearance of the gray rabbit's proper benefits! Chang'e's action of grabbing the gray rabbit was fierce and ruthless at first! It's a need for a show! Later, she grabbed the little gray very gently, which comfortable opposite sex felt so beautiful and refreshing! Chang'e must have said vigorously in her heart: Thank you, little gray rabbit! I owe half of the credit to you for the success of my performance tonight! When Wang Lingguan was smug, the performance ended.

Wang Lingguan's transformation into a little gray rabbit was held up by Chang'e's left hand, and the close contact between skin and skin made Wang Lingguan personally feel Chang'e's heartbeat and smell Chang'e's skin fragrance. Wang Lingguan was very satisfied. If it is impossible for Chang'e to accept me in normal times, it is impossible for me to have such close skin-to-skin contact with Chang'e! Chang'e's complexion is so beautiful. I have seen countless women's (god's) skin colors, and only Chang'e's skin color is the most seductive. When Chang'e was engrossed in shaking hands with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, the male gray rabbit transformed by Wang Lingguan really couldn't resist the temptation of Chang'e's beauty, and it stood on Chang'e's left hand with both legs and arched Chang'e's breasts with its head. Later, Chang'e did not object to this action. Wang Lingguan simply bit Chang'e's left breast with his mouth. Wang Lingguan knew very well that the gods of the Heavenly Court were engaged in news work, and he must have videotaped and photographed the actions of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. Therefore, Wang Lingguan deliberately sucked Chang'e's left breast with his mouth. Deliberately display the unique markers of male animals. The photographers of the Heavenly Court used the 'close-up' technique to seize the opportunity to freeze this picture on the big screen. All the gods (people) who saw this picture. At a glance, you can see that the male gray rabbit is eating Chang'e's "tofu". Wang Lingguan was in a very cool mood at that time! I'm going to use the little gray rabbit as a prop this time. Although I suffered a little bit of flesh and skin pain at first, Chang'e and I really experienced skin-to-skin contact! I pressed against Chang'e's belly and breasts tightly, felt Chang'e's heartbeat from a close distance, smelled the fragrance of the goddess Chang'e's body, and forgot the pain all over my body. When he heard Chang'e say, 'I owe most of the success of this performance to you', Wang Lingguan was so excited that he almost showed his original form. Wang Lingguan thought to himself. If Chang'e knew that the Dao was a little gray rabbit transformed by my Wang Lingguan, Chang'e would definitely be grateful and affectionate to me. The next time I look for Chang'e, she will definitely have a different attitude towards me. Wang Lingguan thought to herself, the goddess is all the way, she obviously likes you in her heart, but she insists that you are not this, that is not good! She obviously likes male gods to chase her, but she says she wants to be a celibate! Wang Lingguan is confident that this skin-to-skin contact between him and Chang'e will definitely regard him as one of the closest people. When I bit Chang'e's left breast, I clearly felt Chang'e's body shaking for a long time. What goddess is not sensitive to her sensitive parts!! Chang'e must have left a deep imprint on me this time! When Wang Lingguan was intoxicated with his own feelings, he was in a state where his wishes came true. The Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother and the ministers from all walks of life met and took a group photo. When the big screen freezes on the gray rabbit biting Chang'e's left breast, Chang'e runs to the backstage and slams the gray rabbit transformed by Wang Lingguan to the ground. Wang Lingguan's original wound was pierced by the eagle's claws. This time it's even more painful! Chang'e returned to Guanghan Palace with full of anger against Wang Lingguan! The Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, and the ministers left the Heavenly Court Club while discussing the Grey Rabbit.

"Today, this little gray rabbit that came out of nowhere is really interesting! The little gray male rabbit also knows how to eat Chang'e's 'tofu'! Wonderful! "The gods are talking about it as they quit the club!

The peach party held by the Queen Mother ended in a fun gray atmosphere! Chang'e's glamorous posture and dancing skills stunned all the male gods in heaven! Among them is Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie! Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Bajie immediately made a shocking move that shocked the heavenly court and the mortal world!

Not long after the Pan Tao Club ended, Wang Lingguan got a secret report that Marshal Tianpeng broke into the Guanghan Palace with the strength of wine!

"Lord Commander, something is wrong, Marshal Tianpeng has just entered the Guanghan Palace!" Henchman 'B' urgent report!

"How can this be true? How can this Oiran of Heaven let you pick it first! You quickly go to the scene to monitor, and I will report to the Jade Emperor immediately! "Wang Lingguan told his henchmen 'B' violently!

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother left the Pan Tao Society, and as soon as they stepped into the gate of the palace with their front feet, the panting voice of the picket commander Wang Lingguan sounded on the back foot: "Your Majesty, Chang'e and Marshal Tianpeng are cheating in Guanghan Palace!" ”

"The blue sky and the white sun, everyone is watching, men and women cheating, what kind of system!" Jade Emperor Long Yan was furious! Immediately ordered to send troops to arrest Marshal Tianpeng!

Because Wang Lingguan, the picket commander of the Heavenly Court, found out that Zhu Bajie and Chang'e had been hugging and kissing for a long time in the Guangyan Cold Palace, he reported to the Jade Emperor in time, and the Jade Emperor sent troops in anger and surrounded the Guanghan Palace. Zhu Bajie was caught and raped and escorted to Lingxiao to see the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor wanted to execute Zhu Bajie according to the law, thanks to the intercession of Li Changgeng, the Tai Platinum Star, and the heavy punishment of 2,000 hammers and then degraded to Fuling Mountain in the mortal realm. The Queen Mother sighed in her heart on the side: Marshal Tianpeng, you are the first male god to be affected by Chang'e's calamity! I don't know how many stupid male gods will follow in your footsteps in the future! As a result, the Queen Mother's prejudice against Chang'e is getting deeper and deeper! After these changes, Chang'e's hatred for Wang Lingguan has also deepened! After this incident, Wang Lingguan smug that he had removed a rival in love, and his love for Chang'e became deeper and deeper. Wang Lingguan is even more confident to win Chang'e's love! Through this incident, Chang'e felt that Marshal Tianpeng was the good male god she longed for! Although she and I didn't do anything out of the ordinary, she just gently received a divine kiss and received the Jade Emperor's 2000 hammer without complaint! That's how being a male god should be! If you are looking for a husband, you will find this kind of good male god! Through this incident, Chang'e immediately locked love and hate into the two male gods! Chang'e locks love as a pig Wu Neng; Lock the hatred as Wang Lingguan! Through this incident, the Queen Mother saw Wang Lingguan's heart more clearly. The Queen Mother thought to herself, this heavenly court picket really has to have such a god of yin and deficiency as the leader! I really need such a leader of the god of yin and deficiency to do the great thing of yin and deficiency! The Queen Mother just likes Wang Lingguan's stinky virtue!

To find out what happens next, read on 、、、、、、 (to be continued......