Chapter 1123: Flim Flam
Poor Xiao Zhan hopes that his father will take him out now, no matter where he goes, it is much better than continuing to stay in the Red Star School. He only said half of what he said to Xiao Yuanchao, such as the problem of robbery. Someone else robbery is nothing more than shouting robbery, and then pulling down after grabbing. But this kid's robbery is a long-term robbery, and its bad nature almost destroys the balance of the survival system of the special armor army school.
If it weren't for destroying the balance of survival competition, Xia Xumei wouldn't have been able to bear to say that he would chop off his dog paws.
This little rabbit cub, together with a group of little brothers and sisters he accepted, spent food stamps to buy soap, laundry detergent, shampoo and other daily necessities at low prices from outside, and piled up half of the dormitory. Then every night I wandered around the dormitory with low-priced shampoo and sold it to those students at a price more than ten times higher. Sell shampoo today, laundry detergent tomorrow, soap the day after tomorrow, mosquito coils the day after tomorrow...... If you don't buy it, you can't do it, the capital of the Yuan will be delivered to your door, and whoever doesn't buy it will not give face, and you will have to be beaten!
In the first three days of each month, he exploited more than half of the food stamps of every student in the primary school for a month. But he was not satisfied, and when the students were not satisfied, they began to sell instant noodles again. The sales pitch from dormitory to dormitory deprived the students of the last bit of food stamps.
But this kid was very shrewd, and after the deprivation, he began to ask the students to give him credit, and settle it together when the food stamps were issued the next month. When this pattern was formed, almost the entire primary school food stamps were concentrated in his hands, and he controlled them at will.
In the past, as soon as it was time to start eating, the lively canteen became deserted, and only a group of people led by Xiao Zhan ate and drank nonsense. On the training ground, except for those who were in high spirits, the vast majority of the trainees were sluggish. How to train and study when you are hungry?
If it's only a dozen or twenty, or even thirty or fifty, it's okay to say that it's in line with the needs of the school's survival system and within the rules. But when it becomes like this, it destroys the balance of competition for survival.
After all, a school is a school, and we can't eliminate 90% of all people because they don't meet the survival standards, right? It's not just first, second, and third grades that are all included!
Then the principal Xia Xumei made a move, wanting to chop off Xiao Zhan's dog paws.
As for the matter of the wives...... As for Scott's bullying of Xiao Zhan...... Nonsense! Obviously, Xiao Zhan wanted Shi Gege, who was several years older than him, to be his little wife, but Shi Gege didn't want to be a little wife, that's all.
"Dad, who beat you like this? I'm going to get your revenge! Xiao Zhan clenched his little fists, and said loudly with a small face: "Even the Emperor Taishang dares to fight, it's just dead, hum!" Dad, let's go, let's go now, I'll call all the soldiers here to help you get revenge! Mom is a girl, with long hair and short knowledge, we men don't have to worry about girls. ”
"Well, I have to get out." Xiao Yuanchao nodded.
Hearing this, Xiao Zhan's eyes lit up, he cracked his mouth and smiled, and kept saying good things to Xiao Yuanchao.
"Dad, you don't know, I think about you the most in school. Really, I dream of you when I sleep and dream at night. With a gun on your back and two sabers in your hands, you stand tall on a mountain, revealing a majestic figure. Your feet are full of enemy corpses, and the blood is flowing like a river," Xiao Zhan gestured with his two hands, and continued vividly: "The eyes of every corpse are so scared, even if they are still afraid, so many corpses, so many corpses, so many corpses have turned into two words. Dad, do you know what those two words are? ”
There was a burst of praise, although Xiao Yuanchao knew that this little rabbit cub had learned to flamboyate with others, but it was still very comfortable to listen to in his heart. He didn't feel like he was being idolized by many people, but he was idolized by his son, and the spontaneous satisfaction was enough to fill his vanity.
"What two words?" Xiao Yuanchao asked with a smile.
"God of War!" Xiao Zhan raised his little fist high suddenly, his tense little face turned red from speaking quickly, and he continued to say loudly: "They used corpses to become the god of war, the whole world, the whole world, the whole universe, only my father is the real god of war!" No one can defeat him, and no one can defeat him! He's the most powerful hero, even more superhuman than Superman! ”
"Hahahaha......" Xiao Yuanchao laughed, his face full of joy.
What does a four-and-a-half-year-old understand? If it is not driven by idols, even if it is flamboyant, it is still idol worship. All fathers in the world want their children to worship themselves, and that is the greatest happiness that nothing can get back.
"And then? Son! Xiao Yuanchao asked loudly with a smile.
"Later...... Later, ......" Xiao Zhan buttoned his nose and whispered: "Mom kicked you to the ground, and then scolded you for being a professional B, and then I woke up and saw Mom, and then my aunt and principal were going to chop off my dog's paws......"
"Whoever dares to chop off your dog's paws, I am the first to be unwilling, no matter who he is!" Xiao Yuanchao was angry, and said loudly: "Auntie is a little too much, son, don't be afraid, if you don't feel good at school, go home, and your father will teach you personally." I still don't believe it, can the son taught by my Xiao Yuanchao be worse than the one taught by the special class A troops? Everyone can be your tutor, that's what I said, I have this ability! Dog paws? Don't pay attention to your aunt and grandmother, her life's major events are still promoted by me, I said not to give her face, I still don't give her face! ”
Xiao Yuanchao was angry, what is a dog's paw? What happened to his Xiao Yuanchao's son robbing at school? The Red Star School of the Special A Category Force is a school that integrates survival and learning, the competition for survival is very cruel, and robbery is also a way to survive!
Xiao Zhan looked at his Lao Tzu's angry cheek in a daze, pounced on it, and kissed Xiao Yuanchao's face fiercely.
"Okay, you don't have to go to school from today onwards, Lao Tzu can teach you much more than you can learn in school." Xiao Yuanchao made a direct decision.
Although he gave Xiao Zhan an ear scraper from time to time, it was very fierce. But as long as his son is wronged, then he is a lion who is the most ruthless to protect his calves. It's not that he doesn't love his son and is not used to his son, but he knows that once he gets used to his son, he will be out of control.
"What are you making a fuss about? Son, don't you know that Dad is all wounded? Du Baobao, who was carrying all kinds of food in his hand, walked in and saw Xiao Yuanchao's ninja pain and intimacy with his son.
This is a rare scene, and it has never happened before.
"From today, my son will not have to go to school." Xiao Yuanchao said simply: "You don't have to say anything, I've already decided." ”
The attitude is tough and irrefutable, Xiao Yuanchao is extremely resolute on the issue of his son for the first time, and he is beginning to get used to his son!