"You dare to tease Lao Tzu, do you know who Lao Tzu is!"

Well, this sentence was said by Ye Xiao, not by the other party, because according to the development of the plot, at this time, it should be time for this middle-aged uncle to say this, in order to save time, let's say this line.

Director, is this male number one too much, stealing the scene is blatant, and there is no Wang Fa.

"What did you say?" The middle-aged uncle was stunned, stunned by Ye Xiao's scene-stealing line, although he had such a mind before, he wanted to say this, but this word was too weak and meaningless, so he didn't really want to say this.

However, I also want to express my identity, whether a small person like the other party can provoke, but at this time, if I talk about this kind of similar topic, will I seem very weak.

Director, what should I say now, this play can't be acted!

"You should say, it's okay, it's just a misunderstanding, okay, everyone eats their own thing. The director said, no, this is what Ye Xiao said.

“......”

After Ye Xiao said this, everyone present was stunned, you are too shameless, if others can say such things, I will write the name upside down, remember, my name is the king of kings.

"You ......"

Director, this male number one is too deceitful, how can I take this, isn't this forcing me to be mad?

Come......

"Guest, guest, what's going on? What's going on? If you have something to say, you have something to say!"

At this time, the guy who shouldn't have appeared appeared, generally according to the direction of the plot, the guy won't come out to persuade him, he should wait inside, and wait for these people to fight, and after the things in the store are finished, they will have a chance to play, well, just have a chance to play, sometimes not.

If you appear, you will generally say-

Dear, you have to pay for the broken things.

At this time, the guy appeared a little too early, and there was only one reason for thinking about it, that is, the director felt that the props were too expensive and didn't want to break them, so let the two parties sit down and have a cup of tea to talk about this issue, be peaceful, don't make any big moves, or you will have to add action scenes, and you will need five-cent special effects, which will cost too much money.

"That's right, we were just eating, and this uncle suddenly got nervous and scolded my companion, and then my companion slapped him lightly, and then accidentally knocked over the stove, so unfortunately, it happened to fall on him. Ye Xiao immediately said, these things must be said first, and taking the first step will have a great advantage.

That's right, preconceived notions have always existed, most people will remember the first impression deeply, and subconsciously take the first impression as the aspect of identification, yes, if there is no right or wrong in a thing, then it must be the first person who agrees.

It's like some songs, sung by the same person, also in the same key, but the lyrics are a little different, some people listen to it first, it's the original, they will feel that this is the original, and they will feel twisted when they hear the changed, but some people listen to it later, it has changed a little, and their opinion is just the opposite.

At this time, there is actually no right or wrong, don't argue about this matter, this is just a preconceived idea of this thing.

Another point is that after the preconceived idea, when others put forward different ideas, the preconceived person will always let the later person put forward evidence to refute the previous one.

Therefore, Ye Xiao said this in the front, which is to save himself from presenting evidence to refute other people's words, that's right, what he said later, you have to put forward evidence to refute it.

"Who (beep...... Nerves, Lao Tzu is thinking here, this fat pig (beep...... It's okay to scream on the side, disrupting my thoughts, Lao Tzu is already very sure today, and he will definitely be able to solve the puzzle of your store today, and he will almost succeed, (beep...... The uncle stayed for a while, and then he began to roar.

"If you can't think of an answer, blame others for arguing with you, uncle, you can find me if you don't have enough brains, I have pig brains here, suitable for you!" Ye Xiao understood, it turned out that this uncle couldn't think of an answer to vent his emotions, and the fat intestine was just unlucky to hit the muzzle of the gun, and he used it as a punching bag.

"You need pig brains, bilibili......"

"Uncle, I'm not lying to you, eating pig brains can make up for your brains, but I won't give it to you if you want to eat it, unless you spend money. Ye Xiao said a little weakly, your uncle is really funny, do you think I will give you food?

What? Didn't I just say it suited him?

That's right, it's suitable for him, but I didn't say it to him.

It's like I think the beauties of the whole world are suitable for me, but I don't let the beauties of the whole world become my people.

The uncle's face has become distorted at this time, and the aura of anger is getting brighter and brighter above his head.

"Guest officer, can you please stop talking like that, this uncle is about to explode. The guy on the side whispered, "Friendly reminder, he is a very well-known person, he is now courting a woman, and solving the puzzle of the store is one of the conditions, so don't be angry with him anymore, in case he blows up here, we will cry." ”

It turns out that this is the case, this uncle is still an amorous seed, and he came here to solve the puzzle in order to pursue a woman, wait, what kind of puzzle?

Forget it, puzzles are not simple, with our moon god here.

"This uncle, if you can't figure it out, I'll help you find a master, that is our moon god, as long as you give her money to calculate a hexagram, I will definitely be able to help you figure it out. Ye Xiao said.

That's right, the moon god is going to exert the power of the goddess at this time, help this uncle calculate, and increase his income a little by the way.

"Who are you and me?" the uncle didn't believe it.

"When you were five years old, you should have both parents died, and your parents should have died from something related to fire, and you have the shade of your ancestors, and you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life...... You had three peach blossom tribulations when you were thirteen, five when you were fourteen, and ten ......" Li Yue looked at the uncle and said.

"Ah, master, please don't say it!" The uncle immediately knelt down, that's right, the previous words can be said to be collected by others, but the back, those are things that even he himself can't remember, let alone things that no one else knows, and now that Li Yue said this, he immediately understood that the other party was a master.

"Say, how much money do you have to give, this matter, the more money you have, the more effective it is, and if you don't have money, it won't work!" Ye Xiao said with a smile at this time.