007 Peter and Paul Prison Uprising
When Li Xiaofeng rushed out screaming with the iron ball, the gendarmes felt that their brains were a little insufficient, yes, they didn't think that this was a prison escape at all, but thought that someone was completely crazy. The fat and fat chief guard showed a trace of regret on his face, as if he was saying that such a handsome guy is a madman.
Of course, it's a pity, for them, the old eunuchs, the compassion is not much bigger than sesame seeds, so in the next moment, a hideous color suddenly appeared on the face of the big fat man: "Clean up this little bastard for me!" Beat him so much that his mother didn't even recognize him! ”
The gendarmes immediately agreed in unison, and in fact they would do so, even if the chief of the guards did not say anything, and they would never spare any prisoner who caused them trouble. What's more, Li Xiaofeng is not just troublesome in their eyes, but very troublesome, he tossed twice on the first day of imprisonment, who can stand it like this!
But even if the gendarmes decided to repair Li Xiaofeng, they didn't take him too seriously, first of all, Li Xiaofeng himself was not very threatening, with a tall and thin figure, no muscles on his body, and he looked like a good baby, all in all, this appearance was really not threatening; Secondly, this group of gendarmes had already cleaned up Li Xiaofeng once in the morning, and they thought that they knew this person's combat effectiveness very well, and felt that he was at best a powerful mouth cannon, and his combat effectiveness was the scum of five.
There is a way to show that you can meet a soldier and you can't explain it clearly, let your tongue grow flowers, and in this world, hard fists are the king. So these gendarmes were not ready to fight at all, thinking that they could get rid of Li Xiaofeng casually, but they forgot, as the saying goes, rabbits bite people when they are in a hurry, not to mention that Li Xiaofeng is not a rabbit yet, in terms of real combat effectiveness, even the lowest-level ghost immortals who have cast mortal fetuses are not something that dozens of mortals can deal with.
So as soon as the two sides fought, the gendarmes immediately became cups, even if they were restrained by iron chains and big iron balls, Li Xiaofeng was so flexible that he couldn't speak, and the iron chains rolled up with a big iron ball, and they were immediately put into a piece. And the batons of the gendarmes hit him as if they were hitting a solid steel plate, and the greater the force used, the greater the anti-shock force. Suddenly, a group of gendarmes were beaten to the point of crying dad and mother, and the meat-like chief guard was kicked to the ground by Li Xiaofeng, rolling around on the ground like a ball.
The battle was one-sided from the beginning, and the inmates who began to lie on the crack of the iron gate Judas to watch the battle let out a burst of exclamations, but when Li Xiaofeng threw the last gendarme who tried to sneak up on him from behind and threw him over his shoulder and couldn't get up, the whole prison fell into a dead silence.
How to describe it? I'm afraid there is only the sentence that Wu Mengda said in "Journey to the West": "Wife, come out with the Bull Demon King to see God!" It can reflect the shock and speechlessness in their hearts.
Li Xiaofeng shouted at the two people behind him who were in a daze: "Leonardo. Gligorievich, Vasily. Comrade Semenovich, what are you still doing in a daze! Come and get the keys, let the comrades out, the revolution has just begun! ”
Petrovsky and Vasily, who were in a hurry, hurriedly ran out, Petrovsky seemed to want to explain why he didn't come up to help, but Li Xiaofeng waved his hand and said: "Comrades, time is pressing!" Just stop talking nonsense! ”
As the three of them opened one cell after another, the entire prison seemed to wake up from its slumber and let out an earth-shattering cheer, each trying to knock on the iron doors, windows, and everything else that could make a screeching noise. At that moment, Li Xiaofeng remembered the night before he graduated from college, and the situation that night was very similar to today.
"Andrey. Comrade Petrovich, you really surprised me! Dzerzhinsky's characteristic broken gong voice interrupted Li Xiaofeng's thoughts, and he asked, "How did you do it?" ”…,
Dzerzhinsky seemed to ask everyone's voice, and although many people witnessed the miracle created by Li Xiaofeng, it was too dramatic and incredible.
The opportunity to be in the limelight came again, and a certain 2B young man was overjoyed in his heart, he cleared his throat and said in the calmest, most composed, and most firm voice: "The revolutionary ideal has given me unlimited fighting spirit, and with it, the revolutionary fighters of the proletariat must be invincible!" ”
Well, this guy's contrived words are like the advertising slogan of Huiren Kidney Bao in later generations - he is good and I am good. All in all, with this guy's serious expression, everyone present suddenly became entangled - what, we were really rescued by this thing?
Just when everyone was so entangled that they couldn't vomit out, a shout pulled them back into reality: "The gendarmes are coming!" We're surrounded! ”
The crowd poured into the direction of the prison gate, and in the narrow alleyway opposite, a dozen heavily armed gendarmes were setting up a Maxim machine gun. In the face of this killing machine, even the most optimistic people feel hopeless, no one can break through the fire blockade of Makqin, I am afraid that as soon as they jump out of the prison gate, they will be beaten into a sieve.
The revolutionary morale, which had been so high a moment ago, suddenly fell to the bottom, and several pessimistic Mensheviks turned around and walked back to their cells, closing the doors with the intention of pretending to be obedient prisoners. Even Dzerzhinsky frowned, and he had no countermeasures to the reality in front of him.
"Comrades!" A certain 2B youth jumped out decisively, "Isn't it just a machine gun, what is there to be afraid of, revolutionary fighters are fearless, let's ...... together"
"Go to death!" A voice in the crowd scoffed, "Shut up, fool! You've made us all miserable! ”
This sentence has been echoed by many people, for the heroes who were still full of respect and cheers at the previous moment, and the vicious curses were presented at the next moment, it can only be said that the revolutionary masses are like women who have come from their aunts, not ordinary fickle!
"Shameless coward!" Li Xiaofeng dragged the person who ridiculed him out of the crowd with an arrow step, and said mercilessly: "A pessimist like you dare to call yourself a revolutionary, you timid and fearful rabbit will only succumb to the enemy's stick!" Have you not heard that you would rather die for freedom than live as a slave! You like to linger, you like to lick the tsar's ass and go back to your cell honestly, the revolution doesn't need you! ”
Although the words are beautiful, the effect is close to nothing, and even the most dreamy idealists do not think that they will succeed in the current situation.
The man directly retorted, "Okay! You are a fearless revolutionary, so fearless young man, why don't you be the first to charge? Or do you only talk big? ”
Li Xiaofeng said angrily: "Of course I was the first to charge, do you think everyone is as eggless as you!" With that, he stretched out his hand and commanded, "Give me a weapon!" ”
Petrovsky was stunned for a moment and asked: "What weapon?" ”
Li Xiaofeng glared at him dissatisfied, and said directly: "Baton!" ”
Immediately, the person who sarcastically mocked Li Xiaofeng laughed: "Comrades, have you heard, this fool actually has to rely on a stick to fight against the enemy's machine gun!" It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, are you going to go crazy with him? ”
Li Xiaofeng knocked this person to the ground with a stick in his hand, and scolded: "Shut your stinky mouth, if you don't dare to revolution, get out, even if you have a cannon in hand, you will only pull up the white flag and surrender." Although I only have a stick in my hand, this stick can easily shroud the dark curtain of Russia! If you don't believe me, just watch! ”…,
As soon as the words fell, Li Xiaofeng rushed out of the prison gate with his head held high, and Dzerzhinsky on the side didn't expect that Li Xiaofeng was doing what he said, but he tried to reach out but only grabbed a ball of air.
Years later, Dzerzhinsky recalls the scene with emotion: "I was very impressed with Andrei. The first impression of Comrade Petrovich was not very good, and his clumsy speech at that time did not work to boost morale. Everyone thought he was a liar, and no one thought he would really be the first to break out. So when he appeared at the gate in a high-spirited gesture that could almost be called a death, not only us, but also the enemy on the other side were stupid. And when he charged with that clumsy weapon, even the enemy forgot to shoot. It took a full three seconds for the enemy on the other side to come to their senses, and they began to rush towards Andre. Comrade Petrovich opened heavy fire ......"
Recalling this, Dzerzhinsky seemed to fall into a strange mood, as if even he could not believe what was happening in his memory: "In the face of the rain of bullets, Andrei. Comrade Petrovich pushed forward with all his might, yes, just a good moment, he did not show the slightest sign of panic, he was full of confidence, and he had no intention of dodging at all, as if he could be sure that he would not be hit by a rain of bullets...... But I don't know where that confidence comes from. Especially when the Makqin began to shoot tongues of fire, bullets flew on the floor and walls, and several inmates around me who were stunned and forgot to dodge were unfortunately hit by stray bullets. In the area with the highest concentration of enemy fire, Andrey. Comrade Petrovich was unscathed! I really don't want to believe that this is a miracle, and even a thorough atheist like me has to admit at that moment that if there is a God in this world, then Andrew. Comrade Petrovich is his illegitimate son......"
Li Xiaofeng will never admit that he has a dime relationship with God, he is not lucky, let alone God's favor, it is completely the power of immortals. With his current strength, although he is not enough to catch or block bullets with his bare hands, he can really interfere with the person who shoots. Therefore, the enemy's firepower seems to be fierce, but in fact it is the same as the black uncles who rebelled against tyranny in the Arab Spring many years later, whether it is rifles, machine guns or cannons, the biggest role in their hands is to listen to the sound, for them, fighting war is a pure performance art.
So when Li Xiaofeng brandished his baton and rushed in front of the group of gendarmes, this group of performance artists was completely frightened, they forgot the absolute superiority in numbers, and immediately threw down their weapons and shouted as birds and beasts, as if they had seen evil spirits in hell.
To tell the truth, a certain 2B young man was very dissatisfied with the performance of this group of gendarmes, just now he spent a lot of immortal power, just to highlight his glorious image, now that there is no opponent, how to bring out his wisdom and martial arts, it really makes him a little disappointed.
Of course, a certain 2B youth would never have known this, but Dzerzhinsky was already deeply impressed by what he did, and he wrote in his memoirs: "The great uprising in Peter and Paul's prison was of profound historical significance throughout the February Revolution, when a group of unarmed political prisoners dealt a fatal blow to the reactionary rule in the most difficult circumstances and sounded the death knell for the end of feudal rule in Russia." Later generations widely believed that this uprising was the result of the power of the group. But I will say that this is not true, it should be said that the victory of this uprising was attributed exclusively to the heroic Andrei . Comrade Petrovich, at a time when everyone, including myself, was not optimistic about the uprising, it was he who opened the door to victory with great courage and extraordinary action. Without him, this uprising would not have succeeded at all! ”