With a wine gourd pinned to his waist, he walked on the bluestone road, listening to the insects chirping one after another, opening his clothes, the heat on his body was taken away by the cool evening breeze, and the sunset was gone, only on the top of the mountain there was still an orange skylight.

Slowly walking into the mountain pass, the trees on both sides of the road became tall and dense, Liu Jinbao flew up and kicked on a big tree, only to hear the sound of countless birds flying up on the big tree, screaming and circling in the sky.

Yun Ye also found a tree and kicked it, but the tree didn't move at all, and the soles of his feet were shaken and hurt, Yun Ye pointed to the big tree and said to Liu Jinbao and them: "When I was young, I could kick it, but now that I'm old, I can't do it." ”

Knowing that the head of the family has a bad temper today, the gray-bearded Liu Jinbao pointed to the young family general with a thumbs up and boasted about the heroic deeds of the grandfather who kicked the tree down back then.

This is not a compliment, this is the family's pampering of himself, Yun Ye knows that as long as he is unhappy, from Xin Yue to Jiading, he will change his method to coax himself to be happy, it was not obvious when he was young, and this trend became more and more obvious when he got older, he was not yet the age of being coaxed, but Yun Ye enjoyed these vulgar sycophants very much.

When the yellow squirrel saw Yun Ye coming, he happily came out to greet him in person, opened a bathroom specially reserved for Yun Ye, pulled out the plug and released the water into it.

After the yellow squirrel pulled the stopper, he immediately mysteriously brought in a delicate plate from the outside, Yun Ye was about to jump up happily when he saw the things on the plate, he hadn't smoked for decades, he thought he had forgotten it, who knew that when he saw the roasted golden tobacco leaves, he felt itchy all over his body.

That's kind of what's the point. The one-inch-wide, three-inch-long strip of paper looks so cute at this time, grab a piece of tobacco leaves, crumple it in your hand, pick out the cigarette stalk and carefully put it aside, these things can be chopped and smoked. God knows how many of those tobacco leaves were planted by the weasels.

After sprinkling the tobacco leaves, the small note skillfully turned into a small horn in his hand, and after skillfully rubbing it a few times, he stuck out his tongue to glue the corners, and a standard horn appeared in his hand.

After lighting it, he inhaled hard, but he was choked by the strong smoke and coughed violently, which was simply heartbreaking, so scared that Liu Jinbao didn't go out after he came in to see it, because he seemed to be very comfortable when he saw his grandfather swallowing clouds and spitting fog.

You don't have to be polite in front of your grandfather. Liu Jinbao saw that the weasel had just rubbed one, and immediately grabbed it, and lit it like his grandfather, and almost died of coughing in the first mouthful, but after slowly getting used to it, he felt that it was very imposing to do it like this, especially when the grandfather soaked his body in clear water, exposing his head and swallowing clouds and spitting fog. It's simply mysterious.

After a horn was pumped, Yun Ye shook his slightly dizzy head and said with a smile, "I haven't seen this thing for many years." Today can be regarded as a wish, a lot of times I dream about this thing, weasels, how many seeds have become for you, I have forgotten about it, and I told you how to do it. ”

The weasel smiled and pushed open the back window of the bathroom, Yun Ye looked up, okay, more than one acre of land in the backyard was full of ridges of tobacco, which made Yun Ye smile. Enough to smoke for years.

"Grandpa, the little one was choked when he started smoking, but he slowly tasted the mystery of it, especially after eating, he came to such a one, it was simply a living fairy."

Yun Ye smiled and said to the yellow rat: "This is not a good thing to prolong life, in fact, it is something that harms people's hearts and lungs, but ah, people are like this, they know that they are harmful, but they still can't resist the temptation, for the sake of temporary comfort, who cares about the future." ”

The weasel took a puff of tobacco leaves, exhaled a thick stream of pale cyan smoke, and laughed: "That's it, the old man was worried at first, but he couldn't do without this thing when he smoked." Now it's uncomfortable not to pump every once in a while. ”

"This thing is addictive, once you smoke it, it's hard to quit, your grandfather and I made up my mind at least a dozen times in order to quit this thing, but I smoked more than before, and then I didn't have to smoke it, so I forgot it, I know why my grandfather and I are so greedy? Most of the reason is in this thing.,Without it, I always feel like there's something missing.,I have to keep scratching on my mouth.,Tell sù you.,Don't smoke it.,Don't regret it once you smoke it.,Hahaha.。 ”

Yun Ye is very proud, this is the gift given to him in this era, a great gift!

Smoking happily, he had long forgotten that he still wanted to ask Xiao Wu about it, Yun Ye didn't mention it, but the yellow squirrel took the initiative to say to Yun Ye: "Grandpa, the little master has hollowed out a mountain, you don't know, under the guidance of Mr. Academy, their progress is amazing, relying on the direction of the mountain and the rock layer, it is hard to open a dungeon between the two rocks, it is very spectacular, there is an underground river in the dungeon, and the mountain is also very suitable for making an underground palace, the top is the shell of the rock, and the bottom is also a rock, Between the two rocks is a large layer of gravel, as long as the gravel layer is removed, in the underground palace to erect a hundred and ten strong beams and columns, the prototype of the entire underground palace will be built, I heard that the little master also asked for crystal from the door, asked for agate from Han Zhe, said that it was to dress up a place.

The public loser also tried his best to help him, because the little lord promised to build a side hall to the public loser in the future, the small one didn't understand what the little one was doing, since you didn't stop it, the little one also wholeheartedly helped the little master to make holes. ”

Yun Ye extinguished the second horn and said: "Let her go, the people of the Li family are wild and untamable, and the heart of killing has not changed, I don't need to worry more about them, they are all killing, don't blame others for helping them kill, it is already on the love of many years to help them have peace for a hundred years." ”

Now that he has understood the whole process of the incident, Yun Ye will no longer ask about it, he finds that no matter how hard he tries to change history, the development of things is still stubbornly running towards the original track, so he doesn't make those useless efforts now, his mind is completely open, just let it be.

The whole person was rubbed by the squirrel like a roasted red prawn, sitting in the steaming room while drinking chilled grape wine, while nagging his parents, while talking about strange mountain spirits and sea monsters, the joy of life is nothing more than this.

When Yun Ye was lying under the moon in big pants, smoking a cigarette and resting, the back of his head was suddenly slapped on the back of the head, Yun Ye's anger suddenly went up, and when he jumped up and was about to retaliate, he found that Li Er was dressed in black and standing behind him like a ghost, and it was obvious that the slap was taken by Li Er.

Li Er was very struggling when he was standing, Yun Ye hurriedly gave up his seat to him, and hurriedly went to set his clothes, since Li Er was here, then, the eldest grandson must also be nearby.

The yellow rat very skillfully brought a cigarette tray to Li Er, flatteringly rolled the horn tube, and finally took the step of sticking with saliva, Li Er took it skillfully and glued it well, and lit it on the fire fold of the weasel, swallowing clouds and spitting fog very pleasantly.

"Your Majesty, this thing hurts, you are not suitable for smoking this thing." Yun Ye said to Li Er cautiously.

"What are you doing after living for so long, don't call me Your Majesty in the future, your Majesty is in the palace, there is only Li Shimin here." Li Er's mood didn't seem to be very good.

"I heard you were deflated today? Looks like no future, since you plan to save people, don't delay time, stomp that Zhou Xing in your house, and then go to that magistrate's house to lead people out, you take a little care of the emperor's face, things will change immediately, boy, unreasonable is the way to survive, if your ideas and practices are within the expected range of others, you yourself will not be far from defeat. ”

Li Er was like a philosopher at this time, especially when he was inhaling the horn.

Yun Ye looked left and right to see the eldest grandson, nor did he see Concubine Yang or Concubine Yin, and was about to ask, when he heard Li Er continue: "A few of us are idlers, this pond is very good, the queen likes to bathe here, hehe, I don't know what the problem is, I guess I want to get a little popularity, people are in the pond, I am waiting for her." ”

Yun Ye carefully handed over the grape wine, Li Er took a sip and poured it out, and said angrily: "Take the one with ice fish, and the warm water soup to fool me?" ”

Yun Ye had no choice but to add ice fish to his wine glass, and then fill it with wine, so he heard Li Er say while shaking the wine glass: "Do you think it's strange for me to wait for the queen to bathe here?"

I myself feel strange, I just don't want to be alone, I'm old in the end, I can't resist the invasion of the past, and now there will always be King Xi and Prince Yin in my dreams.

It's very strange, I really always hope that Wang Shichong and Dou Jiande will appear, those people are not afraid, but I feel uncomfortable when I sit with Prince Xi Wangyin, tell me, what is the reason? ”

Yun Ye thought for a while and said: "They have a common characteristic, they are all defeated under His Majesty, whether it is on the battlefield or in the court, they are the losers, so there is no need to worry about it, you are just not used to the current coldness, it will be fine slowly, do you remember the last deck of cards of the Emperor Taishang in Zhaoyang Palace?" ”

Li Er nodded to show that he remembered, Yun Ye smiled and said: "That's right, you don't owe anything to sleep, the Emperor Taishang once said before he died: "Lao Tzu only needs to paste a handful, just a handful." "After saying this, the Emperor Taishang passed, you came, helped the Emperor Taishang paste a handful of big three yuan, the Emperor's requirements were met, what else do you have to worry about."

Li Er looked up at Yun Ye and asked seriously, "Really?" ”

"Fake! It's me who said something to reassure you, but you can take it as true, who can tell if this world is true or false, and be confused. ”

"Rare and confused? Good idea, we just live too clearly, so we suffer, so we smoke in a daze, live in a daze, what a good idea! ”

Li Er laughed, took a big puff of his cigarette, and then took a sip of wine, and the smile on his face became vivid. (To be continued......)

PS: Section 2