Chapter 267: Scoop Handle

The procession of 4,000 people walked along the official road, accompanied by the sound of more than a dozen cars and wheels crushing into the ruts, which sounded quite rhythmic. It's still a little hot in the summer, but the trees on both sides of the official road are shady, and the cool breeze blows from time to time, so I don't think it's too difficult. It is also strange to say that those winds, when they are in the sun, blow on the body, and feel so hot; But as soon as it passed through the shade of the trees, the wind immediately changed to a cool breeze, as if it had been suddenly cooled.

Walking in front of this team, Zhou Xiaocao was surrounded by four heroic but delicate four beauties, and behind him were four thousand soldiers of the imperial court forbidden army. In this situation, how can you not sing a song? So, Zhou Xiaocao clamped the horse's belly, and the black satin horse raised its four hooves, sped up some speed, and ran forward briskly.

Clearing his throat, Zhou Xiaocao tore his throat and sang: "Sing mountain songs, sing here and there, and that way."

"Phew!"

Several figures rushed out of the forest, scaring Zhou Xiaocao's singing voice that was not in tune but was a little in tune: "What person? ”

There were three people who came out, a man in front of him, who was quite handsome, with a mustache hanging loosely under his chin, and his clothes were clean, looking like a clean scholar. It's just that the two people standing next to this scholar are a little fierce. The combination of these three people, no matter how you look at it, is nondescript.

The scholar-like man arched his hand and said, "It's General Zhou Xiaocao and Zhou on the horse?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao pulled the reins, the horse neighed, and stopped: "Oh? Do you know me? Or are you drawn to my singing? ”

The scholar almost threw up all the overnight meal. The heart said that with your old man's voice, it was simply a ghost crying wolf. Still attracted to me? It's just that if he knew about the tragic experience of Brother Cha Yong, who was waiting for Zhou Xiaocao in the woods. He will instantly feel that Zhou Xiaocao at this time is so cute.

The scholar snorted, bypassed the stubble, and said directly: "I have admired the great name of General Zhou for a long time, so I deliberately waited here." ”

Zhou Xiaocao glanced at the three people carefully and said, "Oh? How long have you admired my name? What is my name? ”

The scholar said: "That General Zhou led three hundred men and horses to wash the mountain cottage in blood, killing the heavens and the earth to change color, the sun and the moon were dark, and Xingyang City was shrouded in blood and gas within ten days. Such heroic deeds are sung by the common people, and they are very popular. ”

"I'm grass!"

Zhou Xiaocao almost planted off the horse, although it was false, but this version is too far from what I really thought, right? It doesn't matter if 4,000 people are said to be 300, it will reflect their wisdom and martial arts, but where is there such an exaggeration in this bloody mountain cottage? It was also shrouded in blood and qi within ten days of Xingyang City. What is this Nima?

Seeing Zhou Xiaocao's violent reaction, the three guys thought that what they said was true, and they were even more in awe of Zhou Xiaocao. A red-faced man who had never spoken said in a rough voice: "General Zhou, so we all regard the general as a god. Worship in the morning and evening. ”

Zhou Xiaocao really wanted to get off the horse and kick him twice, Nima, and worship day and night. Are you dead?

Perhaps seeing the unsafe look on Zhou Xiaocao's face, the scholar-like person hurriedly said: "The contemptible person is the leader of the cottage here. Knowing that the general was passing by here, he specially prepared a meager drink. I also asked the general to go to Yixu. ”

Zhou Xiaocao shook his head and said: "There is no need for meager drinks, but I am followed by four thousand people, so how can I drink enough?" ”

The scholar's face changed greatly: "Four or four thousand? Isn't it three hundred? ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Those are all false rumors, how can I beat the thousands of people on the mountain with only 300 people?" And what kind of Xingyang City is full of blood, it's even more nonsense, I just killed the leaders of those cottages. ”

In this way, these three people are the leaders of the cottage here. You also killed the leaders of those cottages "That's it", you know, our brothers are the people in this "That's it".

After all, the scholar had seen some of the world, and he endured the great fear in his heart and said: "General Zhou, you can not drink thin wine, but our brother has prepared some gifts for the general, and I hope you don't shirk it." ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Really? I hope that these small gifts of yours will not be thinner than the thin wine just mentioned. ”

The scholar hurriedly said: "No, no, I will definitely not disappoint the general!" ”

The three of them have this confidence, because they have prepared one hundred thousand taels of silver, which is almost the family of their cottage, Zhou Xiaocao is to lead the troops to kill the mountain and loot the cottage, and the money obtained will not be much higher than these. With such a large sum of money, the emperor will also be tempted, let alone a young Zhou Xiaocao.

They guessed correctly, if Liu Mingli, the emperor, knew that someone was willing to give him one hundred thousand taels of silver, he would definitely not refuse. Because, the army owed three million taels, which made him anxious. When your subordinates reach out to you for money, you know what is the most difficult thing to be in charge.

"Da Da Da"

The brisk sound of horses' hooves came with the four charms of Begonia, and Xianglanjun, the contact between them and Zhou Xiaocao, spoke: "Young master, what are these three guys doing, do you want to kill them?" ”

"Goo-dong"

The two guys next to the scholar swallowed heavily, and they didn't know if Lu Dao was frightened by what Xianglanjun said to kill them, or if he was amazed by seeing such a stunning beauty. It's just that the person who looks like a scholar is bitter in his heart. His grandmother-yes, it turns out that this General Zhou is so good, why didn't I think of it? What to do? Now I'm going to look for it temporarily, where can I find a beautiful woman to offer. Besides, when you see these four people in front of you, ordinary vulgar fans, are you embarrassed to take them out?

Zhou Xiaocao said: "You said these three guys? They are the leaders of the cottage here, and they are here to give us gifts. ”

The scholar hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, we are here to give gifts, one million taels of silver, one million taels!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao smiled: "This money must be something you want, right?" ”

The scholar wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "How come? We just admired the general and were willing to give the general money, and we didn't mean anything else. ”

Zhou Xiaocao still doesn't know what they think? said directly: "But it doesn't hurt to say, I don't like to swallow and spit out." ”

The scholar laughed dryly and said, "That's a little thing. General, although we have gathered some people in the mountains, we are all serious people, we are honest and honest on weekdays, and we never do anything that hurts the heavens and reason."

Zhou Xiaocao interrupted him with a wave of his hand: "Okay! Bandits are bandits, and they are serious, are you deceiving ghosts? What you mean is just telling me not to kill and go up the mountain, what to do with so many excuses! ”

"Uh-ahem!"

The three guys lowered their heads and didn't dare to come out, like three children who had done something wrong and were waiting for their elders to punish them.

Zhou Xiaocao shook his head and said: "The contradiction has two sides, there are officials, there must be bandits, and it has been the same since ancient times. Even if I kill all of you, there will be another group of people who occupy the mountain as kings, will I finish killing you? But I can do one thing, as long as you are obedient and go to the Tao, I Zhou Xiaocao can keep you safe. ”

The three of them were overjoyed, knelt down together and said, "I am willing to serve General Zhou as the scoop and listen to orders at any time!" (To be continued......)

PS: Overtime, overtime! I was so miserable that I slept for four hours in two days