Chapter 06: Our son-in-law is a donkey
Ye Xiaotian's quasi-old father-in-law, Uncle Xia, was waiting with his heart, and as soon as Cui Xiangsheng's words landed, his glass of wine fell into his stomach, and a smile appeared on his face.
Everyone originally wanted to laugh at Ye Xiaotian, but when they heard Mr. Cui say this, they thought he was talking the opposite, so they all stopped laughing, wanting to see how Mr. Cui planned to mock Ye Xiaotian.
Ye Xiaotian also thought that Cui Xiangsheng was mocking himself, and deliberately said the opposite, he just smiled and opened his mouth to explain, just to explain to everyone that this poem was made by Zhang Yi, the prefect of Tongren, not from his handwriting. Cui Xiangsheng just said "poetry" instead of "poetry", although everyone understands that Cui Xiangsheng is referring to poetry, but he wants to hit this sloppy eye, but he can't just say that he understands wrong.
Of course, others can scold him for being shameless, but he told the origin of this poem and asked Cui Xiangsheng to comment on it, this is his army against Cui Xiangsheng.
Just now, he had heard Yingying mention that this Cui Xiangsheng was a native of Tongren, and the entire family lived in Tongren, even though he was a great Confucian, he dared to offend the prefect of Tongren Zhang? These toast masters have been hereditary and have long become local soil emperors, and these soil emperors don't have to use knives and guns to move them, they have to be soft knives that kill people without seeing blood, which can be manipulated so that they can't survive or die.
Although Cui Xiangsheng is a great Confucian, but looking at his style today, can he really not eat the fireworks of the world? As long as he praises a few words against his will, even if others don't say it, they will greatly despise him in their hearts, who is shameless? Ye Xiaotian didn't think that he would be the one who would be embarrassed at that time.
But he never thought that before he could say the origin of this poem, Cui Xiangsheng couldn't wait to praise it, it was a sincere praise, Cui Xiangsheng put it out in a rhetorical way, not only everyone was stunned, but even Ye Xiaotian was stunned.
Cui Xiangsheng praised: "Good! My first good thing is that he is clever enough. Able to go off the beaten path. The old man only said poetry, but he didn't specify whether it was the Seven Laws or the Five Uniques, and the limerick poem was of course also a poem. Today's group of heroes gathers, even if he makes a good poem, I am afraid that he may not be able to stand out from the crowd and attract people's attention, but as soon as this limerick poem comes out, who can't remember him? ”
Everyone suddenly thought, "Ah! The people here today, everyone is knowledgeable, who can be outstanding? What we want. Name! Doesn't it take a different path to attract attention? ”
Everyone looked at Ye Xiaotian's gaze with a little admiration.
How does Daddy Xia know whether this poem is good or not, when he heard what Cui Xiangsheng said, he felt a little more happy. Although he is still reluctant to marry his daughter to Ye Xiaotian, Ye Xiaotian is now in and out of pairs with his daughter after all, Ye Xiaotian has face, and his old man feels a little brighter.
Cui Xiangsheng said again: "When it comes to limerick poetry, you must not look down on it because it seems to be a slippery mouth." At the beginning, Li Taibai, Lu Mengzheng, Su Dongpo, Ouyang Xiu and other people in the literary world had done limerick poetry. As soon as his limerick poem came out, everyone burst into laughter, and the effect of the limerick poem was vividly displayed. This is the second good. This third ......"
Cui Xiangsheng stroked his beard, as if he was very evocative: "Limerick poems should be interesting." The meaning is beneficial, but it is not necessary to pay attention to the neatness of the poem, the slang colloquial language is not vulgar and unbearable, and it is evocative in the mockery of others. That's a good poem. This poem uses a tree as a metaphor for people, and there is righteousness in ridicule, and the aftertaste is eternal. Isn't it still a good poem? ”
Ye Xiaotian was stunned for a long time, and finally understood: "Ah! This old thing is really more shameless than me! No wonder he's a great Confucian! He is a Tongren clan, he must have been to Tongren first, Zhang Fatzi may have invited him to eat wine, and he has played this latest masterpiece at the banquet! Terrible! Terrible! ”
Ye Xiaotian said "amazing", which means that Cui Xiangsheng's reactivity, if he first says that this poem is a masterpiece of the Tongren Prefect, Cui Xiangsheng will tout it again, and he will inevitably be ridiculed as a powerful person, and his reputation will be ruined.
If he denounced this poem as worthless, although his integrity was preserved, he would inevitably offend Governor Zhang. At that time, he Ye Xiaotian was only ridiculed in public, but Cui Xiangsheng, who was addicted, could not avoid the consequences of a broken family.
Now it's not the case, others think that this poem was made by him Ye Xiaotian, and he was so rude to Cui Xiangsheng before, no one will think that it is a boast, so it must be analyzed from other angles. Even if some people don't agree with Cui Xiangsheng's analysis of this poem, they have to admire his open-mindedness, and he really deserves the name of Confucianism!
And today's scene will spread sooner or later, Zhang Zhifu will be very happy when he hears it, he not only maintains his reputation, but also secretly praises Zhang Zhifu, and also dissolves Ye Xiaotian's murderous and bloodless knife, which can be described as killing three birds with one stone.
Cui Xiangsheng glanced at Ye Xiaotian deeply, and there was pride in his eyes: "Boy, fight with the old man, you are still a little tender!" ”
Cui Xiangsheng relied on his fame and status to successfully transform into a "tailor", and Ye Xiaotian (Zhang Zhifu) turned into the "bare-ass emperor", and the scholars rushed to nod their heads in admiration, lest others say that they can't see the goodness of this poem.
Li Qiuchi and Xu Boyi looked at each other, this poem is good? What's so good? The two shameless people ran into Ye Xiaotian and Cui Xiangsheng, two even more shameless masters, and they were really a little willing to bow down.
Xu Boyi was unconvinced, but it was difficult to refute Cui Daru's words, so he had to divert the topic and said: "After the poems and essays have been discussed, the next step is the strategy." The topic of this policy is whether the imperial court should open the sea or ban it. Ye Xiucai, you might as well please speak freely, I'll listen to you. ”
Ye Xiaotian said: "But I don't know what the opinions of the two sides are at this point in the debate?" ”
Xu Boyi knew that Ye Xiaotian was "skilled without learning" at this time, and refused to let him figure out Mr. Cui's attitude from his own narration, so he sneered and said nothing.
Yan Qianqin, who had just been refuted by him, was about to speak, when another white-robed scholar suddenly smiled and spoke: "This Brother Yan thinks that the opening of the sea ban is a move that conforms to the people's will, while this Brother Li and Brother Xu think that the sea should be banned. They believe that if they induce the people with profits, the people will pursue financial gains contrary to righteousness. Therefore, the imperial court should attach importance to agriculture and curb industry and commerce, so as to prevent the people from being greedy and the country from being in trouble. And the opening of the sea is a part of the trade. So the sea should be banned! ”
Ye Xiaotian arched his hand and said: "Thank you for reminding this brother Ren, may I ask Brother Ren's surname?" ”
The man also returned the salute and said, "Don't give your surname Zhao, Zhao Wenyuan, it's down!" ”
The root of this dispute between opening the sea and banning the sea is in agriculture and industry and commerce, and the dispute between agriculture and industry and commerce is rooted in the consistent position of Confucianism of benefit and righteousness. Delve into the battle of essences.
Ye Xiaotian said strangely: "Industry and commerce will make the country difficult? Which master is this? ”
Xu Boyi said angrily: "It's me!" The country has fertile and vast land, and there are still many people who do not have enough to eat, is this not because of the prosperity of industry and commerce and the waste of agriculture? ”
Seeing that it was an old enemy, Ye Xiaotian immediately said: "Fart! Fart! Fart dog, fart bart! ”
Cui Xiangsheng frowned and said, "Elegant meeting, how can you make such vulgar words?" ”
Wang Xuezheng, who had not spoken, also said: "Ye Xiaotian, don't say nothing!" ”
Li Qiuchi sneered: "Tongren Mansion is really educational, so the market is actually a talent." ”
Ye Xiaotian pointed at Li Qiuchi and said, "Shut up!" You stinking shit! The only difference between you and is that you don't hold it in a! What are you stirring up, for fear that others won't know that you stink? ”
Li Daxiang was so angry that he trembled. said to Cui Xiangsheng: "Mr. Cui, you see, such a rude and contemptuous man, how can he be elegant!" ”
Cui Xiangsheng said unhappily: "Ye Xiaotian." What do you think about it, how can you be so rude and convincing? ”
Ye Xiaotian said: "Gao Jian? What a fart? Do you need any insight for such a clear thing? Can you, who are high up and don't eat the fireworks of the world, lower your heads and see how the common people live?
Let's take the area of Suzhou and Hangzhou as an example. There is a lot of water and little land, and each household is only one or two acres of thin fields, if you say it. Should they all abandon industry and commerce and go to agriculture, and should they all starve to death? However, as we all know, Suzhou and Hangzhou are paradises on earth, although the taxes paid are several times heavier than those elsewhere, they are still rich in the world, why? ”
Xu Boyi said: "You are generalizing, how can you decide the world's policy in one place and one example." ”
Ye Xiaotian said: "The world is a fart!" Rely on the mountains to eat the mountains, rely on the sea to eat the sea. It's just a sea to open up, and it's the coastal people who do business through the sea, how can it involve the world, and the 6 people in the country are naturally still based on farming, you idiots, you go online at every turn, and talk about it, the country depends on you, and it's already over. ”
Li Qiuchi said: "Who said that there is no need for industry and commerce, but agriculture is the foundation, and industry and commerce are supplemented, and this priority must not be reversed." If a country is compared to a person, this benevolence and righteousness is the mind, agriculture is the body, industry and commerce are not siblings, the main and secondary are clear, and the forbidden sea is the right thing. ”
Those scholars who had figured out Mr. Cui's attitude in advance and vigorously advocated forbidding the sea jumped up one after another, and when would they not show their words in front of Mr. Cui at this time?
Ye Xiaotian said: "The Song people are outnumbered, but they can be rich and oily, all because of the prosperity of industry and commerce, and they are greedy and vulgar when they don't see the Song people." Today......"
Zhang San said: "The husband is filial piety, good at following the will of others, and good at telling people's affairs!" The one who is forbidden by the sea is actually the ancestor of my Ming Dynasty......"
Li Si said: "Mencius said: 'Why bother to say profit? There is also benevolence and righteousness! 'Born with four yi, all of them are outside of the king. Therefore, it is bordered by the sea in the east, the quicksand in the west, the desert in the north, and the five mountains in the south. The desire to cover the sky is limited to four razes and isolates China and foreign countries. ”
Wang Wu said: "The matter of the city is the defense of the summer." The cunning man will seek profit. Wealthy businessmen, huge profits. They are all philistines, and they are corrupted by extravagance. Those who speak of the market will be profitable, and they are all traitors! ”
Ye Xiaotian said: "Whether it's limbs, it's ...... mind"
Zhang San said: "The traitorous ministers widely said that they would be favored by the envoys, and the people should be generous, and the false numbers should be dedicated; The heart is swinging and the luxury is good, and the resentment becomes a disaster......"
Li Si said: "Let the Son of Heaven have the power to guard his position and have nothing to do, and love Houlu but useless." Gai Yu Wenrong and Yang Guozhong are also. Confucius said: 'It is better to have thieves than to gather ministers......"
Zhao Liu said: "The openness of the sea ban is simple and generous, and it becomes the transformation of greed and contempt." It is the people who are few of them, and the last of them is ......"
Wang Wu said: "If the husband is complicated, the quality will decline, and if the end is prosperous, it will be a loss." The last repair is prostitution, and the current repair is people's affection. If the people are happy, they will use their wealth sufficiently, and if they are extravagant, they will be hungry and cold......"
Ye Xiaotian closed his mouth, looking at the excited faces, chattering mouths, and spitting stars flying in the air. A smile gradually appeared on his face.
These people don't give him a chance to speak at all, what opens the sea and forbids the sea, what the people's will and public opinion, for these scholars, they are all bullshit, what they actually want is to make a name for themselves, just to leave a good impression in front of Cui Xiangsheng and Wang Xuezheng, they are just that stepping stone, what if they can't win? What if you win?
Ye Xiaotian closed his mouth and said nothing, and the scholars became even more excited, and their words became faster and faster. The tone is getting higher and higher, and the quotes of the saints are even more whimsical and I don't know what to say.
"Stupid!"
Ye Xiaotian suddenly said with a smile, and the noise stopped, and everyone closed their mouths and looked at him with wide eyes.
"A bunch of fools!"
Ye Xiaotian scolded again, Li Qiuchi looked at him in disbelief, and stammered, "You...... What did you say? ”
Ye Xiaotian said: "Between the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, you talk exaggerated and heartbroken for the people who can't eat, but it is clear that there is a lot of silver in opening the sea and trade." You fool who pretends to ride a donkey to find a donkey! ”
Li Dazhuang had never seen such a scholar, and was scolded by Ye Xiaotian, he turned to Cui Xiangsheng in a daze, and said, "Sir." You see...... You see......"
Ye Xiaotian picked a leaf from a dwarf tree in front of the pavilion, rolled it into a funnel, snatched the wine glass from Xu Boyi's hand, and stuffed the funnel made of leaves into his hand. He said, "The wine glass you use and the clothes and hats you wear are all made by workers." Merchants come and you eat them and use them, but you pick up chopsticks to eat meat, put down chopsticks and curse, you can only show your tongue stupidly! ”
Li Qiuchi and Xu Boyi were stunned there, the scholars who were acting happily were stunned, and Wang Xuezheng, Cui Xiangsheng and others sitting in the pavilion were all stunned, watching Ye Xiaotian stride away.
Ye Xiaotian walked in front of the master who was still roasting the whole sheep with a bonfire, stopped and looked at it, and asked, "This master, how did you start this fire?" ”
The master has been concentrating on roasting the whole sheep, and he doesn't care about the debate in the pavilion, he doesn't think he understands the things of the scholar, he doesn't care at all, and when he sees Ye Xiaotian talking, he can't help but look at him strangely, and said, "Use the fire to fold." ”
As he spoke, the master took out a beautifully made fire fold from his arms and shook it at Ye Xiaotian, Ye Xiaotian took the fire fold from his hand as soon as he stretched out his hand, and said solemnly: "The adults instructed that you can't use the fire fold made by the workers to make a fire." ”
The master was dumbfounded and said, "That...... How do I roast sheep? ”
Ye Xiaotian said: "Drill wood!" If you think it's slow to drill wood......" He looked at the sky with his hand on the awning, and said, "Ah! There is a cloud over there, and it may thunder and rain in a moment, and if this pavilion is struck by lightning, it will be on fire. ”
The people in the pavilion and the people around the pavilion looked at each other.
Ye Xiaotian saw the bright knife in the hand of the roast sheep master in a blink of an eye, so he took the knife over and said, "The lord also said that this knife can't be used." ”
The master stammered, "That...... How do I serve it? ”
Ye Xiaotian sighed: "Why are you so stupid? Oh, look at me! ”
Ye Xiaotian grabbed a leg of mutton and tore it hard, no matter how hot it was, he took a bite of the fragrant mutton and said, "Isn't this very good?" Hahaha......"
Ye Xiaotian laughed while eating meat: "Yingying, come and eat a leg of mutton." ”
"Yes, yes!"
Yingying ran over happily: "Did you answer too well, did people reward you?" ”
"Of course! Taste, fragrant or not. ”
"Hmmm! It's really fragrant! ”
The two of you nibled on the mutton one bite at a time, and walked away as if no one was around.
Father Xia opened his mouth wide and looked at it: "Our son-in-law...... It's a donkey! Without waiting for others to turn back, Daddy Xia hurriedly raised his wine glass and pretended to be "I don't know them".
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(To be continued......)
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