I lay lazily on the couch with Erlang's legs crossed, knocking melon seeds, leisurely looking at the Tongtian mirror, at this time a touching marriage proposal is being staged in the mirror, the hotel screen continues to flash the photos of the man and woman from knowing each other to falling in love, but I pouted my lips disdainfully, and with a wave of my jade hand, the photo on the screen became the scene of the man swearing to other women. I saw that the woman's expression changed from touched to shocked to sad and angry, and finally ran out sadly, leaving only the stunned man and a group of talking guests.

I watched it with relish, and I didn't forget to complain that the quality of Yuelao's red line was getting worse and worse, and I saw the other party's scumbag physique from the perspective of God.

By the way, I forgot to introduce myself. Although I am busy with affairs in this Heavenly Court, I am mentally empty, since the combination of Chinese and Western Heavenly Court, I have been elected as God No. 520, and the first 519 gods have all gone to the Nine Heavens for vacation, so I can only take over this mess.

Apollo has been on vacation lately, and it's always raining in the sky, so I can only make the sun every day. When Cupid's puberty arrived, there were many more couples in the world, still of the same sex. Yue Lao is dedicated, squatting in Xianfu every day to pull the red line, the last time I went to him, I almost didn't trip up. And I, I'm too kind, in line with the idea of "if you don't destroy a temple, you will demolish the scumbag", so I opened God's perspective and grabbed work with Yue Lao, no, I just watched one, and he came again.

I saw that Yue Lao was wearing a big red gauze dress, with snow-white skin, slightly raised eyebrows, and a three-point evil charm, but at this moment, there were a few of my lovely melon seed shells on top of his head, which was not a beauty, but the premise was to ignore that he had not changed his clothes for thousands of years.

I squinted my eyes and glanced at him lazily: "It's Aiqing again, what do you have to say?" After hearing this, Yue Lao strode forward, looking heroic and righteous: "Muse, why do you always ruin my marriage?" Seeing him like this, it seems that I am a wicked person, I almost put my hands on my hips and was ready to scold, but I still have to maintain my ladylike demeanor, so I stood up all of a sudden, flew to his side, and leaned into his ear: "Aiqing, why do you always choose scumbags for women, is it possible that you are too?" I thought about it and turned my back again, shook my head, and made a helpless gesture with my hands: "Oh, no, it's been tens of thousands of years, and no one is in love with you, so you can only be single." I saw that Yue Lao's face changed from white to red to black. I laughed so hard that I almost didn't laugh off the gentrified loose powder on my face.

Yue Lao quickly adjusted his state, took out a book from the back of his buttocks, and began to read. On February 1, the first year of the Heavenly Court, the muse had a crush on Zeus to no avail, and was disgusted by Zeus for being unfeminine. On May 1, the year of the ancient month of Heavenly Court, the muse was withdrawn from the marriage by the crown prince of the Jade Emperor No. 519, who was the master of the previous God to locate the marriage, because he was too old and not easy to have children. Heaven...

"Stop, stop, this is all about Chen Sesame and rotten grain, you have to mention it every once in a while!" He replied: "Muse, the marriage I pulled is all destined by God!" I was already impatient, and plucked out my ears: "Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba chanting the scriptures" Saying that, I was going to go to Sun Wukong to play for a while, but suddenly remembered something, and looked at Yue Lao: "By the way, next time you see me, you have to see God!" Yue Lao listened, turned to leave, and his back seemed to be ,,,a little pitiful.

"Empty, empty!" Before I could break down the door, I slammed straight into something hard. I covered my head in pain, and when I looked up, I saw Sun Wukong wearing a golden armor suit, with two small red flags on his back, with a majestic and high-spirited face. I was stunned for a moment, and then understood: "Empty, are you going to fight with Erlang God again?" Sun Wukong heard this, and shook his monkey hair: "What kind of fight, can you write a little wave?" Yang Jian's kid wrote a war book yesterday, my old grandson is going to fight, you are going to wave?" I subconsciously shook my head, but I thought of the cook in Erlang Shenfu, tsk, that craftsmanship, can be called the best of the Three Realms! I wiped my saliva and nodded busily.

I saw Sun Wukong looking at me, with disgust in his eyes, as if he remembered something, ripped off a monkey hair, and blew at me: "Change" flashed with golden light, I felt cold on my body, and at a glance, the gorgeous white feather palace coat on my body became a red and green sports short skirt dress, I wanted to cry without tears, but he was satisfied: "Hehe, yes, Xiao Sizi is so good-looking, wait a while to be my cheerleader, cheer for my old grandson" I can't wait to strip off his monkey hair, and read in pieces: "Stinky monkey, I'm obviously older than you." If it weren't for God's inability to do things to his subordinates, you would have ,,, a long time ago."

I suffered a lot of criticism from immortals along the way, and I still pretended to be the most beautiful boy on the street. I thought I must give the stinky monkey some color.

Erlang God was stunned for a long time when he saw my dress, and then he couldn't hold back a smile: "God's dress today is extraordinarily chic" I glanced at him dissatisfied, and realized that his clothes today are extraordinarily casual, wearing a white sportswear, and his hair is also the hairstyle of a man in the world, but it is a bit like Korean Oba Lee Jong Suk, and he looked left and right, and found no trace of Ah Long, so he was a little puzzled: "Hey, why don't you see Ah Long today? And why are you dressed like this?" Alas, the Sea Dragon King said that Ah Long was too stubborn, and he went to bars and nightclubs every day, so that she went down to the earth. When I have a competition with the stinky monkey, I will go down to find her. I nodded thoughtfully, and thought about it in my heart.

"Hiccup, my grandson is full, you two haven't finished talking yet, Yang Jian, come on, a big man is grinding and chirping!"

The two of them opened the stance, I stood far away, observing the moves of the two of them, only to see Sun Wukong's body as light as a swallow, jumping up and down, Erlang God was not in a hurry, steady and steady, at this moment,

"Erlang God!" The two of them who were fighting stopped, and I hurriedly flew in, isn't this the dream of the Western Monkey Queen who has been in retreat for a long time? I saw Sun Wukong looking at Hou Mengmeng impatiently. But then, I only heard Sun Wukong snort, and then raised his head, looking at Hou Mengmeng's eyes full of love, I hurriedly opened the perspective of God, it turned out that Cupid was holding the little apprentice of Yue Lao and shooting an arrow at Sun Wukong's buttocks.

Great, your chance to get revenge on the stinky monkeys has arrived. I tentatively called Zixia Fairy in Sun Wukong's ear, but he was unmoved.

"This beautiful young lady, I don't know if you can add a WeChat or QQ?" Seeing Sun Wukong's enthusiasm, Hou Mengmeng kept retreating: "That, Great Sage, can you stay away?" Sun Wukong reluctantly took a small step back when he heard this. So I saw the opportunity and grabbed Hou Mengmeng: "Mengmeng, you can just tell me something, but why didn't your colt come to accompany you?" I winked at her, and she immediately realized: "Oh, he didn't want me to come, but I insisted on coming, he is at home to take care of the children." ”

At this time, I paid attention to Sun Wukong's expression, and I saw that when he heard the word "horse", he was like a frosted eggplant.

I held back my laughter, and quickly pulled away Erlang God and Hou Mengmeng, and changed my clothes back, leaving Sun Wukong sad. "Hmph, stinky monkey, fight with me, you're still a little stunned!"