PS: It's Monday, it's still so stuck, helpless, it's been uploaded for a long time

Looking at the bright four big characters on his head, Zhou Xiaocao felt that his brain had been out of touch with reality.

What's going on?

When those students saw Zhou Xiaocao's expression, their hearts were all stunned. It's inconceivable to put this on anyone's head.

"Master Zhou, Master Zhou?"

Facing the new names of the students, Zhou Xiaocao felt that his head was big, and hurriedly stopped: "Stop!" I'm a teacher, not a master! ”

"You are the master, the master!"

What? This is because of the status of a person, and he was immediately promoted to become a master? Even a big family like Feng Mansion has to change its name with him?

This is why Zhou Xiaocao doesn't understand the fame of ancient times.

In the past, it was said that he was a lifter, even if he was a showman, he could not produce and rely on his family to support him. The family can't afford to raise it, so they eat and drink everywhere, and no one dares to do anything to him.

Why?

Because of the fame, it is into the national talent pool. There are not a few people who are officials as Xiucai. Not to mention far away, let's just say that Yuguo's hometown, just because there was a late Qing Xiucai in the family, the entire alley was renamed "Xiucai Hutong", and the whole village was proud of it. What era was that? Counting back a few hundred years, a showman can walk sideways in the township, which is better than what is wearing a watch now.

And now, Zhou Xiaocao inexplicably fell for a lifter, which is a big event that caused a sensation on half the street. If this is placed in the countryside, I am afraid that the local magistrates will have to come to congratulate each other. That is, Zhou Xiaocao's fame came too easily, and he didn't know how to cherish it, but it was someone else, who was unhappy to hug the son of the brother-in-law of the neighbor's cousin's house, and married the daughter of the sister-in-law, the sworn brother of the brother-in-law, and the dog raised by the cousin's son?

This Master Feng is also a good person, and after learning that his son-in-law had won the fame, he immediately made a plaque and replaced the old plaque of the shriveled "Feng Mansion". In other words, from now on, Zhou Xiaocao's identity as a door-to-door son-in-law will be completely transposed, and he will suddenly become the master here.

It's not that Feng Zigui is good to Zhou Xiaocao, it's that he's too smart.

In this era, in this country, what it means to be a lifter, he Feng Zigui knows better than anyone else. Firmly grasp Zhou Xiaocao's card, not only will his business be good, but there will also be other benefits. What is a businessman most afraid of? It's the people who provoke the officialdom. Feng Zigui understands this truth, but Zhou Xiaocao still doesn't understand it. However, he will soon understand.

"Congratulations to the teacher, congratulations to the teacher! Congratulations to the teacher for raising people in high school, congratulations! ”

In the face of the compliments of the students, Zhou Xiaocao was so excited that his face was flushed, he shouted from above, shook his arm, and opened his mouth.

"Ah, he's going to speak, he's going to talk!"

The students were very excited, even if Mr. Zhou didn't give them a tuition waiver, it would be good to invite them to a meal!

Zhou Xiaocao finally lived up to expectations and spoke deeply: "What, his eldest uncle and his second uncle are all his uncles, and the high tables and low benches are all wood; Taking a step back is equivalent to walking, let's get down to business. In other words, this teacher is now a noble person, so do you each of you pay an extra hundred taels of silver? ”

I pour!

The students foamed at the mouth and only sighed that they were unladylike

Prefect's compound.

The little prince occupied Xie Bingzhou's office, pacing back and forth with his hands behind his back. Even though he had already changed out of his wet and cool pants, he still felt very uncomfortable behind his buttocks. The subordinates wiped the little prince's ass clean, and they almost licked it to satisfy him.

Damn, since I got out of my mother's womb, I haven't lost face like today!

Looking at Lan You, who was kneeling aside, the little prince said angrily: "Captain Lan, is today's matter considered a mess?" ”

Captain Lan knew that he had angered the little prince, so he quickly and simply admitted: "If you don't do your job well, please punish the little prince!" ”

The little prince walked up to Lan You, put his toes against his chin, lifted his head hard, and said, "Punishment? What right do I have to punish you? You are the emperor's person, the person with the yellow character in Beijing, do I dare to punish you? ”

Lan You now understands what it feels like to ride a tiger. Today's play was originally provoked by myself. Now it's okay, the little prince made two face-losing things, and he almost died on the spot; As for Governor Xie, as for how Captain Lan hooked up with the little prince, and how he got the idea of his daughter, these are no longer important. The important thing is that he already knows that Lan Yu has betrayed himself.

So, where will Lan You go in the future, it's time for him to make a desperate bet. Will he continue to lurk by Xie Bingzhou's side and honestly complete his mission, or will he try to contact Prince Gong's Mansion and try to change the fate of the rest of his life?

Undoubtedly, he chose the latter.

Hum! Today's incident, if it weren't for Zhou Xiaocao's recklessness and Xie Qiuyan's wild girl's eyebrows, would it make the little prince unhappy?

By the way, this qiē is all caused by this hateful Zhou Xiaocao! If it weren't for him, would the old master Zhou Zhizheng pick up the clod of soil and smash it on the little prince's face?

In an instant, Lan You made a decision, he raised his head proudly, and said: "Little prince, there is a word of humility, I don't know whether to say it or not!" ”

The little prince said: "Speak! ”

Lan You looked around and remained silent.

The little prince immediately coughed, and the people in the house retreated. These subordinates are all from the Governor of Xie's Mansion, and the four personal guards brought by the little prince have all returned to the West Heaven today. For Captain Lan, these are untrustworthy people, and of course let them go.

Captain Lan said, "Little Lord, don't you think today's matter is too mysterious? ”

The little prince said with interest: "Oh? What mysteries? ”

Lan You said: "Do you want to invite this Zhou Xiaocao today?" He came uninvited, and he also provoked Zhou Zhizheng to be furious, and then there was the matter of the little prince being pasted on his face by Zhou Zhizheng with soil; Immediately afterwards, he lifted the curtain of Xie Qiuyan's sedan chair, almost causing our first beauty in Cangzhou to get off the shelf and fight; Then, after the little prince recited the poem, he took the lead in crying and making trouble, and the scene was uncontrollable for a while; Finally, I suspect that the female assassin is also inextricably linked to him! ”

The little prince's eyes lit up, and he said in a deep voice: "Oh? What could he have to do with that female assassin? ”

Lan You said: "Dare to ask, is Zhou Xiaocao's kung fu great, or is your guard kung fu great?" ”

The little prince's eyes froze, and he said, "Do you suspect that he colluded with the female assassin in advance?" ”

The little prince is not a fool, the situation at that time was generally played back in his mind, and the problem had already been discovered. Those four guards are not the enemies of the female assassins, but the appearance of Zhou Xiaocao can make the female assassin turn around and retreat, this week Xiaocao is still a master of Buddhism, and the Dharma of compassion alone can scare off the assassins?

Captain Lan said: "Moreover, I also think that the poem that Zhou Xiaocao chanted at that time may be an incision between them. Have you forgotten jì? It was only after hearing Zhou Xiaocao's poem that the female assassin resolutely left. ”

The little prince turned around and sat in the chair, and said in a cold voice: "Keep talking!" ”