"Ah Bing, Ah Bing, wake up."

Lu Bing couldn't open his eyes, although he tried his best, he couldn't open them, and he felt that his body was covered with layers of quilts, and there was a hint of warmth, but what followed was a more intense, deep pain in the bone marrow.

"Ah Bing, Ah Bing, open your eyes and look at us." The sounds are noisy, but they are all extremely unfamiliar, and even though they are still the language of their hometown, they still sound a little strange.

"Brother Bing," a little boy cried slightly.

Lu Bing was secretly annoyed, who is this, he can't open his eyes in this life after being called like this, why? The blind man is Ah Bing, do you want to sit up and pull a "Erquan Reflecting the Moon" for you.

A sip of spicy wine poured into Lu Bing's mouth, this was not the first time Lu Bing had drunk, but he had never drunk such spicy wine. Lu Bing wanted to cough, but he didn't have the strength, and after the liquor was in his stomach, he suddenly felt that the blood was flowing all over his body, and he felt a lot more comfortable. Next, there was no follow-up, Lu Bing fell asleep groggily, and he didn't know anything.

I don't know how long it took to talk about it, Lu Bing slowly opened his eyes, and found that everything around him was so unfamiliar, the antique room, the soft but extremely warm cup, a woman in ancient costume sitting on the edge of the bed with an anxious face, her appearance looked so familiar, and there was a young maid next to the woman.

"Me?" Lu Bing was a little confused for a while, but the woman said with a happy face: "Bing'er, you are awake, Xiaorui, go and call you Uncle Lu." ”

"Okay." The girl who was called Xiaorui turned around and ran out, and when the woman saw that the person was gone, she immediately shed tears, took Lu Bing's hand and said, "Bing'er, if you don't wake up, what should you do for your mother, but it's painful for your mother." ”

Mother? Lu Bing was puzzled, his mother died in a car accident with his father when he was ten years old, and he grew up with his grandparents, but who is this woman in ancient costumes now?

After looking closely, I found that this woman looked so much like the mother in the photo, and for a while, I was full of thoughts, and suddenly tears were like springs, and I couldn't control it. "Mom!" Lu Bingqiang struggled to sit up, but his whole body was in pain like thousands of pins and needles, and the woman quickly stood up and said, "Bing'er can't move." ”

Lu Bing sobbed and asked, "Mom, why did you become an actor?" ”

"What? Actor? The woman was puzzled.

At this time, the door opened left and right, and a majestic middle-aged man walked in, the man was about one meter eight tall, and he looked extremely manly, and after entering, he glanced at Lu Bing and said: "The man doesn't flick when he has tears, why do you cry over this little thing, Dad just wanted to praise you, if you are so useless again, I will punish you." ”

Lu Bing was stunned, first he saw his mother, and now even his father Lu Song saw it, he was also dressed in ancient costumes, but he was already dead and came to the underworld. But it's not important, the important thing is that I can finally reunite with my family, it turns out that the underworld is not as terrible as the legend, there is no bull-headed horse-faced Hades ghost, only parents and the little girl who looks very tender behind her father, listening to her mother's call just now, it should be Xiaorui. Well, yes, it turns out that I am not in hell but in heaven.

Lu Song sat down and said seriously: "Bing'er, you did a good job today, sacrificing yourself to savior is what a loyal person should do." King Xingxian has left, King Xing can't have any more accidents, the first king is kind to me, my father is the protection of the first king, and now although the first king is goodbye, but our duty is still not interrupted, to protect His Royal Highness. Although you don't know how to water, you resolutely jumped into the water to save King Xing, and your father is proud of you, you take care of your injuries, and you will talk about them when your injuries are healed. ”

What kind of mess, Lu Bing heard a mess in his mind, is it King Xing or King Xingxian, where is the king from, His Royal Highness, where is His Highness, could it be that heaven is feudal? Besides, I know how to water, I was the second place in freestyle for middle school students back then, if I hadn't even saved the two of them, it wouldn't have been like this, so Lu Bing asked with questions: "Dad, where am I, you have to introduce me to the situation before I can enter the play." ”

Lu Song said to himself with a puzzled face: "Dad? Into what play? Then he looked at Madame, and Madame hurriedly said: "Master, just now when the child woke up, he said what an actor or something, I don't know what Lu Dao means, you said it wouldn't be a choking fool." Saying that, Lu Bing's mother shed tears again.

"Don't talk nonsense." Lu Song reprimanded, but there was also a heartache in his eyes, and he sighed.

In the next few days, Lu Bing ushered in all kinds of doctors, and in the winter, he was stirred by the lake water, and ordinary people died of wind and cold, but Lu Bing's body was strong, and he passed it by carrying it, and the frostbite on his body was not much, and he was fine after applying some ointment. Lu Bing found a bronze mirror and took a look at his strong muscles, and couldn't help but admire, it turns out that the ancients also liked fitness. At this moment, he already knew that he was not in the underworld, and of course not in heaven, but traveled to the Ming Dynasty, and now in the fourteenth year of Zhengde, through his inaccurate historical knowledge, it should be 1519 AD, and the error before and after is two to three years.

Lu Bing didn't care too much about this result, he was not only a little excited, because he had traveled like the dog blood TV series, and in ancient times, he actually saw someone who looked the same as his deceased parents, and now he is also called Lu Bing, and even his parents' names are the same, which is amazing.

There are too many things I can't understand, Lu Bing doesn't want to think about it for the time being, if you come, you will be safe, anyway, where is not to stay, before the crossing, Lu Bing had no father and no mother, and only relied on his uncle who loved to answer and ignored him to live, and the money was not his uncle's own, but the inheritance left by his parents, and the uncle helped Lu Bing manage it in his name, so he took over Lu Bing's custody, and at the same time swallowed that large amount of inheritance.

Although he has crossed over now, his parents are both complete, looking at this situation, he is not bad, there is no illness and no disaster, so Lu Bing was pleasantly surprised and accepted this reality from the bottom of his heart.

Just thinking about it, he suddenly heard footsteps outside the door, and Lu Bing rushed to the bed with an arrow. Not to mention, this body is not only good-looking, but more importantly, the reflection is extremely sensitive, and even the sense of hearing is very keen, could it be that Lu Bing used to be a martial arts practitioner?

Lu Bing lay on the bed and wrapped the quilt, his illness has been cured, the reason why he pretended to be sick and sad was to avoid Lu Song's discipline, some time ago he was just a little energetic, Lu Song brought a book for him to read, Lu Bing's head was big when he saw it, it was all traditional Chinese, he couldn't recognize all the life, how to memorize these awkward Chinese.

Therefore, once you pretend to be sick, you can escape the endorsement, and those doctors who come to see the doctor have no medical ethics, and after reading it, they always say that it is good to recuperate, and then they prescribe all kinds of drugs and supplements that neutralize and slightly burn, and the price is naturally expensive. Lu Bing secretly scolded: In any era, there are doctors with such human faces and beast hearts, who prescribe drugs indiscriminately without kickbacks and commissions!

In addition to this reason, that is, lying in bed, there is Xiaorui to serve his diet and daily life, although Lu Bing is sixteen, he has never been in love once in the precocious era. The goddess I fancy is either a green tea watch, or she dislikes herself as poor.

Now it's different, Xiaorui looks so beautiful, without powder, it's like a hibiscus out of the water, put it in the previous high school, it must be a school flower-level character. Now such a beauty comes to serve herself every day, where is Lu Bing willing to get up.

Just thinking about it, the door opened, Lu Song walked in, followed by a bull-nosed old road, after entering the room, Lu Song arched his fists and asked, "Real person, what else do you need?" ”

The Taoist priest replied: "There is no need for anything, you don't need to take down the Laoshizi thing in the poor way, you just need to retreat and go out, you don't have to wait outside the door, disturb the three halal qi, I can't invite Shangxian to return the soul of your son." Also, Master Lu, I'm not a real person, you can call me master in the future. ”

Lu Bing almost sprayed when he heard this, he read an article that talks about religion, Taoist priests call themselves poor Taoists, but they don't call outsiders donors, donors are monks, Taoist priests are mostly called laymen, believers, or little brothers, brothers, etc. Besides, how can anyone claim to be a master, at best, letting others call themselves a Taoist is considered boasting.

So Lu Bing concluded that this person was a charlatan, so he wanted to wait for Lu Song to leave, and tease this stinky Taoist priest well, of course, there was another reason, that is, Lu Bing liked it here, and he was afraid that if the blind cat of the priest met the dead mouse, he would get himself back, and it would be over.

Lu Song replied yes again and again, Lu Bing lay on the bed and closed his eyes, after the Taoist priest saw the people leaving, he began to sing and sing loudly in his mouth, chanting words as if it was like that, but instead of flipping and moving like on TV, lighting a fire and inviting heavenly soldiers, he sat down, cocked Erlang's legs, and grabbed the pastries on the table and ate them. After a while, the Taoist priest looked through the window and saw that the people outside had left as ordered, so he simply didn't even read it, and shook his head from there, clearly a charlatan.

Lu Bing suddenly tensed, rolled his eyes and sat up, and then said, "Hey, hey, hey, did you summon this great immortal?" ”

The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, his face turned pale instantly, and Lu Bing struck while the iron was hot: "This great immortal is practicing in the mountains, why do you want to find me!" Say it quickly, or I'll gouge out your eyes!" ”

Lu Bing got out of bed as he spoke, his hands were stretched in a claw-like shape, making his fingers twisted, looking very terrifying. Lao Dao was also frightened, stood up, his mouth opened wide, and he forgot to swallow his saliva, and it flowed down the corners of his mouth, and after a while, Lao Dao knelt down with soft knees: "Shangxian, please spare your life, I just read it randomly, and I don't know that Lu Dao is the sentence that offended Shangxian, don't be surprised by unintentional words." ”

"I was originally a thousand-year-old Wong Tai Sin, just because you disturbed my cultivation just now, I wasted a hundred years of Taoism, and you dare to say that you are spared." Lu Bing frightened, and the Taoist priest trembled even more when he heard this, and beads of sweat ran down his forehead. Wong Tai Sin is a weasel, and it is rumored that among the four immortals, only the weasel loves to take revenge on people, and now it seems that it is impossible to escape, so he can only keep kowtowing, and glance at the door with his spare eyes, ready to slip away at any time.

Lu Bing shouted loudly: "This immortal wants to gouge out your eyes." While shouting and pounced on the Taoist priest, to be honest, Lu Bingxue is not like it, many gods and goddesses who pretend to be gods and ghosts will do this trick, specializing in fooling superstitious people, this Taoist priest is a liar and will naturally pretend to possess him. But because Lu Bing can't, he imitates the appearance of the zombies in "Resident Evil". Lao Dao has seen pretending to be profound, but he has never seen such a naked performance, it is different from the past, abnormal must be a demon, Lao Dao believed it for a while, turned around and went out to grab the door.

The moment Lao Dao ran to the door, he was excited, because the possessed Lu Bing behind him did not catch up. But the moment he opened the door, Lao Dao cried again, because an extremely terrifying face suddenly stretched out from outside the door, with fangs and green mouth, and red eyebrows, which was clearly the accomplice of the great immortal in the house.

Lu Bingzheng was smug, thinking that he had scared away the old way, so he couldn't hold back his laughter, but soon he couldn't laugh, and his mouth grew into an O-shape, because he also saw that face, could it be that he was pretending to be a ghost and really attracted that thing?

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