Jingwen came to the Ganlu Palace, and saw Li Shimin holding a little Lori from a distance, that is, the princess Li Lizhi. And Jingwen came to Li Shimin very humbly and immediately saluted.

"I've seen the emperor!" Jingwen asked cautiously.

Li Shimin replied coldly: "You bullied my princess just now?" Hello! A little chef dares to bully the princess, you are so bold! ”

"Your Majesty! Don't dare! The princess is a golden branch and jade leaf, how noble, where do the ministers dare to bully the princess? Please ask the emperor to take a clear look! Jingwen pleaded.

But Li Shimin seemed to be carried away by favor this time, and immediately said angrily: "You are so good!" The princess wants to eat the popcorn you made, and that's your blessing. You can make it for the princess! But you, not only push, but also rude to the princess. The princess said just now, you ** her, you see what to do yourself. According to my Datang law, what should the princess do. ”

"!" Jingwen scolded in his heart.

This princess Li Lizhi is also too dark-bellied, and she actually said that she ** her, is this unreasonable. Jingwen scolded in his heart, why is Lori so black-bellied in this era? Can you commit ** a six-year-old little Lori? What a wicked weird thing this is! What's more, this Lori is a princess, she has nine heads, and she doesn't have the guts to ** a princess! But looking at Li Shimin's angry appearance, Jingwen was really unable to refute it, and he couldn't open his mouth a little.

"Father, according to the rules of my Tang Dynasty, ** princess, then you should take the family and ask for beheading, Zhulian Nine Clans!" Li Lizhi said.

"Falk Squid!" Jing Wen scolded in his heart, this Li Lizhi really added fuel to the fire.

Jingwen has already decided that if he can escape the catastrophe, he will definitely hide when he sees this black-bellied Lori Li Lizhi in the future. This Lori doesn't act like history books and novels at all.,It's a quiet and gentle kind princess.,It's completely a black-bellied Lori! This kind of black loli, not to mention that she is still a princess, she will definitely not be able to provoke herself.

"Your Majesty, there is no such thing! The minister is just for the princess's good teeth, and there is no other reason! Jingwen immediately argued.

Jingwen knew that if he didn't argue, he might be really dangerous. If it is refuted, then there may be a glimmer of life.

"In that case, then you can talk about it! How do you get good teeth for the princess? Li Shimin asked.

Jingwen immediately said: "Your Majesty, the princess is now six years old and is in the stage where she has just changed her teeth. If you eat too much popcorn, the sugar on it can erode your teeth and cause them to grow worms. In addition, it will accelerate the wear and tear of the teeth, so that there will be no teeth to eat when you are old. Your Royal Highness, you don't want to have little bugs in your teeth, do you? ”

Hearing that there would be small bugs on his teeth, Li Lizhi really became afraid, obviously he was also afraid that his teeth would grow small bugs. Any girl is afraid of a little bug, let alone a princess?

Li Shimin saw that Li Lizhen was so scared, and immediately asked Jingwen: "What you said is true?" Eating sugar and teeth will make small bugs? But why haven't we seen each other? ”

"Your Majesty, in fact, everyone has small bugs in their teeth, and this kind of thing is called bacteria. However, in most cases, the bacteria cannot harm the teeth and are killed by human saliva. Our spit has the ability to kill this little bug. But once there was more sugar, there were more insects, and they couldn't be killed by spittle for a while, so they drilled a small hole in their teeth and hid in the small hole to avoid being killed by spit. Then they give birth one by one in the little holes, just like human beings give birth, one becomes two, two becomes four, four becomes eight, until more and more, and the holes in the teeth get bigger and bigger. If the cavity gets bigger and bigger, then I'm afraid the tooth will be damaged, and then it's like a plague, and eventually all the teeth will have small holes. ”

Li Lizhi listened to Jingwen's words, her face turned pale and pale, obviously she was frightened by this "little bug" and the hole drilling. Any girl loves to be pretty, and who would want to have such a little bug on their teeth? What's more, this small insect can also be transmitted to other teeth, isn't this a big danger? If there is, then I'm afraid the girls will be disgusted to death. And now Li Lizhi was also disgusted, and he spit out several times in a row, as if he wanted to spit out this little worm.

Jingwen snickered in his heart, he finally took revenge on this black-bellied Lori. This belly black Lori had killed herself miserably just now, so it's not impossible to take a small revenge now. And looking at the colorless appearance of this black-bellied Lori, Jingwen felt happy in his heart.

"Enough! Did you say enough was enough? Li Shimin said angrily.

Li Shimin is angry this time, his daughter is the pearl of his palm, and he is usually reluctant to scold. But Jingwen actually said that the little worm was in the teeth, which made this princess so colorless, so Li Shimin was completely angry. Li Shimin has the feelings of his daughter, and he can't stand the bullying of his daughter by others. Now that Jingwen has actually made Li Lizhi so colorless, Li Shimin is already extremely angry.

"Your Majesty, what the minister said is true, and there is no lie!" Jingwen said immediately.

Li Shimin suddenly calmed down and asked, "Is what you said true?" Do we really have these little bugs called bacteria in our teeth? ”

"The minister dares to swear, if the minister has half a lie, let my ancestors never live in the underworld!" Jingwen immediately swore a poisonous oath, anyway, this is not a lie.

After Li Shimin heard this, his face finally softened a lot, and then asked, "Then how should we deal with it?" ”

"Your Majesty, we should eat less sweets, less sour things, and less hard things, so as to effectively avoid the breeding of those small insects. Also, we can rinse our mouth with salt water often, so that we can kill those little bugs as much as possible. As long as these two methods are done well, then the danger of those little bugs can be minimized. Jingwen said.

Li Shimin immediately said to Li Liqing: "Daughter, how about you eat less popcorn and rinse your mouth with salt water in the future?" ”

Li Lizhi nodded, obviously he was also afraid of this so-called "little bug".

Jingwen stroked his forehead, obviously this difficulty was over. But just when Jingwen wanted to retire, Li Shimin spoke again. This time he spoke, which made Jingwen a little panicked.