PS: I drank some wine with my friends after work, and the update was late, forgive me!

In the afternoon, they were not in the mood to teach the students, so Zhou Xiaocao gave them half a day off and went out alone. In the midst of boredom, he thought of his student Ximenqing, and walked towards the suburbs.

Juyue refers to the ninth month of the lunar calendar, that is, the last month of autumn, which is late autumn and late autumn. The sky is high and far away, and autumn and clouds are flat. The bleak autumn wind, with a hint of mocking coolness, rolled up a withered yellow leaf on the ground from time to time, flew up and down in the air like a demonstration, and then returned to the ground.

Seeing this, Zhou Xiaocao's mood inexplicably improved. Yes, God makes me sad, I'm going to be sad? What am I here for? I'm a great traverser, and I'm going against the sky!

Shen Jianniang, Yan Qixia.

Zhou Xiaocao silently recited these two names in his heart. You're going to come back to me sooner or later, aren't you? China is so big, I just need to look for it little by little, and I can find it after all. At that time, whether it was Shen Jianniang, who had a one-sided relationship, or Yan Qixia, who had made a private decision for life, they couldn't escape my Zhou Xiaocao's Wuzhi Mountain.

"Gongzi Zhou, please come in!"

The shouts of the concierge woke up Zhou Xiaocao's distraction, and it turned out that he had already arrived at Ximenqing's house.

Ximen Liu was not at home, and the porter led Zhou Xiaocao to the courtyard where Ximen Qing was, and this kid was carrying something under the supervision of a middle-aged scholar. Although he was carrying something in his mouth, his eyes were spinning around, and he couldn't concentrate. Therefore, as soon as Zhou Xiaocao's figure appeared, he threw down the book and ran out: "Teacher, teacher, you are here, the students have been waiting for a long time!" ”

Seeing that the middle-aged scholar also came out, Zhou Xiaocao said with a wry smile: "This kid, have you studied hard these days?" ”

Ximenqing said: "Of course, students have been able to memorize the university in the past few days. ”

Zhou Xiaocao looked at the middle-aged scholar and said, "Oh? Sir has a hard time. ”

The middle-aged scholar smiled and arched his hand: "This is the new master Zhou Xiaocao Zhou, right?" Student Yang Guangbo, showing talent and fame, has seen his predecessors! ”

I'm cǎo, you're more than a round older than me, and you still call me senior? Is it because my fame is higher than yours? The thoughts of the ancients are really hard to understand.

Zhou Xiaocao laughed and said, "Mr. praised it falsely." As for me, everyone knows that the little prince forced it for me, but I don't have much ability. ”

The middle-aged scholar said: "Fei Ye, Fei Ye! The students heard that the two poems that the little prince chanted at the poetry meeting that day were plagiarized from your Excellency's verses. With these two poems, the predecessors should also laugh proudly. ”

Damn, who got this out of here? If the little prince knows about this, won't he hate me? Thinking of Shen Jianniang's words to let the beggar bring her, she mentioned these two poems, and said that she couldn't help it, could it be that they dedicated the poems to the little prince, and then said that they were original? I'm dizzy, how will I face the little prince in the future.

Not wanting to continue to dwell on this issue, Zhou Xiaocao said: "Mr. taught Qing'er, and I am deeply grateful. What I'm talking about is something that doesn't make sense, and I still have to worry about it. ”

Yang Guangbo said: "In Xixi, who is the Ximen Mansion, he naturally does his best to teach Ximen Qinggongzi's studies. Ximen Gongzi often mentions his predecessors in front of his students, saying that his predecessors are well-read and knowledgeable, and their knowledge is deeper than that of the sea, and the younger generations often admire him. I can see the fairy face today, how fortunate it is. ”

Zhou Xiaocaoxin said that you can speak, and you don't frown when you talk about these scenes. said: "Then did he sue you, I still have the name of Zhou Papi?" Whoever is falsely accused by me will have a great hemorrhage. ”

Yang Guangbo didn't expect Zhou Xiaocao to laugh at himself so much, and almost choked on a mouthful of spit: "That gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way." Uh-huh, take it in a good way. ”

Zhou Xiaocao patted Yang Guangbo on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Okay, the two of us don't have to be hypocritical and polite here, it's better for Qing'er's studies to be tight." Come, I'm going to tell you about this university today. ”

University, one of the four books, generally beginners to Confucianism, all start from this book. Zhu Xi, a great Confucian in the Southern Song Dynasty, said that the correct way is to study university first, then to learn the mean, then Mencius, and finally to learn the Analects.

Zhou Xiaocao stood on the podium, and in addition to Ximen Qing below, there was also Yang Guangbo, who also opened his eyes, wanting to see what the Zhou's speech book of this book looked like.

Zhou Xiaocao said, "Let's tell a story first." It is said that there is a family, because the family business is large and there are many children, so they invited two teachers, one upstairs and one downstairs. Both gentlemen are talking about the university, and the gentleman upstairs reads, knowing and then there is, and then being sure and then can, being quiet and then can, being safe and then can, worrying and then can, hey, there is one more word here. The gentleman downstairs reads like this, knowing the stop, and then there is determination, and then he can be quiet, and then he can be peaceful, and then he can worry, and then he can get it, there is one less word here. Later, I heard that there was an extra word for the gentleman upstairs, and I was overjoyed. ”

Ximenqing laughed: "There is still such a gentleman?" It's a laughing death! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Silence! If it weren't for Mr. breaking the sentence, do you know how to read it? ”

Ximen Qing pursed his lips and said, "Why can't you break the sentence?" Wait for the student to memorize the university to you. Uh-huh! The way of the university is in Mingmingde, in being close to the people, and in stopping at perfection. Knowing and then there is certainty, and then there is stability, and then it can be quiet, and then it can be peaceful, and then it can be considered, and then it can be obtained. Things have a beginning and an end. Knowing the order, almost the way. ”

"Good! I'll teach you how to use punctuation today! ”

At this time, even Yang Guangbo became interested: "What is punctuation?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao once again shamefully attributed the invention of punctuation marks to his name: "This punctuation mark is what I came up with." We don't have punctuation now, and if the sentence is broken improperly, it will cause misunderstanding. So, I created an easy-to-learn punctuation mark to mark sentence breaks. Come, this symbol is a comma, which means to take a breath here; This symbol is a full stop, which means that here is the end of a sentence"

left a lot of punctuation marks for Ximen Qing to memorize and skillfully use, and the initiator of this little grass was pacing to the toilet.

Although it has been almost two months since he came here, Zhou Xiaocao is still not used to the kind of toilet in ancient times. A thing similar to a chair, with holes on it, pull it open when you use it, aim ** at the holes, and pee into it. Pull the holes up when not in use to prevent the smell from escaping.

It's better to use it in a squatting pit!

Standing in the thatched house at the corner of the yard, Zhou Xiaocao whistled, and thought proudly while untying his hands, almost everyone has to pee when they, and almost everyone has to wash their hands when they wash their faces, and this is one of the greatest discoveries of mine!

"Hey!"

A sweet girl's voice sounded behind her, and when she turned around, she saw a girl in a pale yellow shirt smiling sweetly, behind her.

Zhou Xiaocao was so frightened that he shuddered, and the faucet automatically stopped water. As the urine that was about to come out was held back, Zhou Xiaocao's lower body twitched, and Long Gen trembled. A man's urethra has two switches, the bladder switch and the urethral sphincter on the penis. And the woman only has the bladder. Therefore, when a woman pees, she can hear the sound of "bang-la-la" as soon as she squats, while the man takes out his little brother and has to brew for a while before he can turn on the two switches and pee out.

There is a story about a woman who lost her husband and raised her son alone, but the son would not stand up to pee, and learned to pee in squatting with his mother. His mother taught him that a man should urinate standing up, in seven steps. One, pull open your pants; Second, take out the cock; Three, backwards; Fourth, peeing; Fifth, move forward; Sixth, put the chicken back; Seven, pull up your pants. On the morning of the second day, the mother wanted to see if her son had learned, so she went outside the bathroom to listen, only to hear her son trembling inside and snoring and counting: "Three-five-three-five-three-five"