Chapter 27: Dreams
Tongren Mansion is now like a Huaguo Mountain, the monkey surnamed Ye was recruited to go to the Heavenly Palace, and suddenly the demons danced wildly, without the restlessness of the monkey king's group of monkeys, and the mountain spirits and water monsters outside did not stop, and Tongren began to brew a big storm.
At this time, Ye Xiaotian was walking on the road, going all the way, and he was very majestic. Forty carts, one hundred and twenty retinues, beautiful clothes and strong horses, gorgeous cars, that majestic style, compared with the return of the feudal officials to Beijing.
The only difference is that you go your way, and there are not so many local officials who go out of the city to meet them along the way. Su Xuntian rubbed his nose and said disapprerovingly: "My lord, you have always been low-key, this time you have a big bag and a small bag, will it seem too burnt?" ”
Li Qiuchi glanced at Su Xuntian and said in his heart: "This sycophant! Dong Weng is low-key? If he is low-key, how can he be high-profile? If you make a small history in Hu County, you dare to build the first mansion in the county, which is more exaggerated than the small toast in some places, which is also called low-key? ”
Ye Xiaotian was dressed in brocade, leaning on the canopy Quyuan, with a strange style, like an open-top carriage in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, triumphant: "Burn buns? It's to burn the bag, do you know how to return home? Low-key, those old neighbors won't understand that you are low-key, and will only think that you are not good outside! I'm going to show off in front of the neighbors, and they're not surprised when they see it, ahahahaha......"
Ye Xiaotian smiled so well that Li Qiuchi couldn't help but laugh when he saw it in his eyes. The man he was supporting was very different from the traditional officials who were high up, and sometimes he would do very tacky things, but ...... It's very true, and it doesn't annoy people, but loves it.
Su Xuntian rubbed his nose and said, "But...... My lord, you have this score, it is inevitably too big, when I was sharpened, I heard that Lord Guangxi Buzheng had just returned to Beijing the day before yesterday, and he took this road, and he was simple and simple, and there were only more than ten followers. ”
Ye Xiaotian waved his hand lazily and said, "If I am a political envoy, I have to keep a low profile." But I'm not a rogue official now, but a local official! Tuguan, in the eyes of the imperial court, are just some nouveau riche in the countryside who have little knowledge, if you don't look like this, they are really worried. ”
Li Qiuchi said leisurely: "What the adults said is, but what about it, the ancient curved car that the young master tycoon gave you is certainly eye-catching, but now it's October, and when we go to Beijing, it's almost the New Year. ”
"Ahh Ah......" Ye Xiaotian opened his mouth, suddenly slapped his thigh, and said with annoyance: "Fortunately, you reminded me, ouch, this is terrible." If you don't succeed, you must find a good car in front of you! ”
Doni sat next to Ye Xiaotian, wearing a colorful dress and short skirt, covered in silver jewelry, pretty and bright. She looked down at her naked, round and graceful, youthful and energetic thighs, and said to Ye Xiaotian worriedly: "Brother Xiaotian, it's so cold in the north, can't I wear this dress anymore?" ”
Ye Xiaotian deliberately let Doni dress up like this, there are many ordinary women in Han costumes, this kind of Miao family's daughter's outfit is fresh, and it is especially pretty in his eyes, he wants to let Doni leave a deep impression on his in-laws, especially to say goodbye to his sister-in-law.
The sister-in-law is one of the best daughters-in-law in the entire alley at home, but the price paid by the Ye family is to take out all their savings and set up an oil mill for Ye Xiaoping. Neighbors often say that the second child suffered a loss, just because he was born half an hour later than the eldest brother, he lost the qualification to inherit the inheritance, and it will be difficult to have a daughter-in-law in the future.
The sister-in-law is so arrogant, she often bullies the eldest brother, shows her face to her in-laws, and also feels that her golden phoenix has fallen into the chicken nest and wronged her. Now that Ye Xiaotian has a chance, he naturally wants to use a tactful method for his father and eldest brother to control his sister-in-law.
But he forgot that the weather here and the capital was really very different. Ye Xiaotian looked at Doni's pretty appearance, full breasts, and a pair of pink thighs, and he was really reluctant to hide this beautiful * light into a set of fat and bloated winter clothes.
Ye Xiaotian said fiercely: "You don't know the means of our northerners to keep out the cold, winter is more comfortable in the north than in the south." Even if the water drips into ice outside, the place where you stay will be as warm as spring, just this clothes, let's not change, we should burn the bag when it is time to burn the bag! ”
Ye Xiaotian pinched Doni's pink cheeks, and said triumphantly: "Our beautiful daughter-in-law must give them all to the town as soon as they appear!" ”
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Everyone has a dream, and Xu Boyi's dream now is to be a "big" eunuch!
Not every eunuch is called a eunuch, the eunuch is a small group of people who mix to the top of the eunuchs, and the eunuchs are famous eunuchs from the fire, hand towels, listeners, pawnbooks, long followers, Fengyu, management, managers, eunuchs, and young eunuchs. However, to become a member of the eunuchs, even the lowest level of the eunuch class, it is difficult to climb to the sky.
The political struggle of being an official failed, and most of them went home, although they were not as majestic as they were in the court, they still retained the treatment of officials, and they were still the same figures in the local area. Unless you are too reluctant to give others a way to live when you are in power, and you offend too many people and are too ruthless. Because everyone has the possibility of losing power, and being a man and leaving a line is also accumulating virtue for himself, so in most cases, the powerful faction will not force those officials who have failed to fall to death.
But the inner court is different, so the power struggle in the inner court can be described as bloody and bloody, and if you are not careful, you may die without a place to be buried. But Xu Boyi is not afraid, he is an ambitious person, his biggest ambition before was to be an official, and his current ambition is to become a great eunuch.
To be a big eunuch, you must first hug your thighs, a eunuch who does not have a master is not a good eunuch, and a eunuch who does not want to hug her thigh is not a good eunuch. If you want to get out, you have to hug your thighs, and there are only four thighs: "Emperor, Prince, Empress, Concubine!" ”
Follow the emperor, don't question, right now you are the hottest father-in-law, many times the concubines have to slap you, curry favor with you, bribe you, and strive for you to get more attention and favor from the emperor.
Follow the crown prince, that is the biggest potential stock, once the prince ascends the throne and becomes the emperor, then you will immediately be lame in a coat - trembling. It's not bad to follow the queen, the mother of the world, the six palaces, you can also fake the tiger, and smile proudly.
Follow the concubine, then you have to expect this concubine to be favored or will be favored, the concubine is pleasant, not as good as the queen, most of them will fall out of favor one day, with a few exceptions for the enchanting of the country. In this way, you can also have a few years of good life, and by then you have saved a private fortune, and your master has fallen out of favor, and your life will not be too sad.
It's a pity that these advanced paths are not suitable for Xu Boyi, because whether it is serving the emperor, empress, crown prince, or concubine, you need to go through the promotion of the old eunuchs in power first, and after they nod, you can have the opportunity to get close to the target.
However, the old eunuchs are also looking for heirs for themselves when they promote their juniors, just like the imperial court, whether you are a jinshi or not is the first threshold for you to soar, and in the palace, age is the first gate of whether you can become a great eunuch.
People who can become big eunuchs will not be favored until they are seventy or eighty, and they generally begin to be favored when they are in their prime, and at this time he began to consciously choose the backward little eunuch as his godson, focusing on cultivation.
Is it better to cultivate this "father-son" relationship from a seven or eight-year-old doll to a deeper level, or from an adult? Xu Boyi is in his early thirties, and he has basically lost his cultivation value.
Therefore, after entering the palace for so long, Xu Boyi has never seen the emperor, empress, prince or any concubine, because he is the eunuch of the direct palace.
The twenty-four eunuchs and yamen, from the most powerful celebrant in charge of the approval of the chapter, to the bureau in charge of vegetables, fruits, and gardening, eating, drinking, playing, clothing, food, housing and transportation, each of which has a special eunuch management.
The best opportunity to contact the members of the royal family, the second-class ones have oil and water to fish, and the most unlucky is the Zhidian Eunuch, which is recognized as the most difficult of the twenty-four prisons, and Xu Boyi is now a member of the Zhidian Eunuch.
Xu Boyi swept the ground slowly, sometimes bent down to pull out the grass in the brick cracks, sometimes looked up at the blue sky above the yellow palace wall, and sighed softly, after entering the palace for so long, he was already like a dream.
The palace he was responsible for cleaning had been idle for too long, and even the ghosts were deserted. However, what if one day a concubine angered the emperor and was sent to the cold palace, what if it happened to be arranged here? What if the concubine who was sent to the cold palace had a chance to regain the emperor's favor?
Although this is just a glimmer of hope multiplied by just in case, it is even more slim than seeing the little ants in the brick cracks, but, after all, there is still hope, so he is not desperate, Xiaoqiang's world you will never understand.
By the way, this Xiaoqiang is no longer called Xu Boyi, because Xu Boyi is still a fugitive wanted by the imperial court, and his current name is: Yu Baigong!
Xiao Bai swept the ground "very seriously" under the palace wall, "without distractions", because two managers suddenly passed in front of him, and there was a full eight levels of difference between them. The two eunuchs walked and said, "I heard that the Tusi who entered Beijing this time and was entitled was originally a liuguan? ”
"No, it's not just a liuguan, it's still our capital people's clan, what's called Ye, by the way, Ye Xiaotian, tsk, the ancestral tomb is smoking, in the blink of an eye, people have become hereditary toast masters!"
"Let's go!"
The broom in Xiaobai's hand fell to the ground without a hand, and he stood there blankly, muttering to himself: "Ye Xiaotian? Ye Xiaotian! Suddenly, his face turned pale, and hatred contorted his face to the point of incomparably fierceness.
He has today, and all of them are to blame on Ye Xiaotian. Once, he was a promising student, he had a virtuous and gentle wife, and this qiē was ruined by Ye Xiaotian; Later, with the help of Tian's power, he became the county governor of Huxian County, a young and promising court official, and this qiē was destroyed by Ye Xiaotian!
He became a fugitive! He was raped by bandits! He was castrated as a thief and sent to the palace to become a fireman, sleeping in a dim and crowded bunk room, eating the master's leftovers, being beaten and scolded, doing coolies, and losing the dignity and ability of a man. And Ye Xiaotian became a toast, and he actually became the emperor of the soil!
"You have made me lose a qiē, but you can be rich and glorious hereditary? I want revenge! I'm going to take away your qiē! ”
Xiaobai roared in his heart, and when he was excited, his crotch became incontinent, and he suddenly got wet......
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