Chapter 087: Wiping Sweat
Li Wenxuan, who had been walking around on a hot day, was already sweating when he returned home. Annoyed by the urgency, he quickly took off his robe and drank the copycat Sprite he had prepared naked. Although he did not get the most direct and practical benefits from this trip, he understood that the opportunity to show his skills in front of the officials was the best advertising.
Thinking of Li Wenxuan, who had been diagnosed and treated by himself, Xia Shoufu of the current dynasty, he was so happy in his heart. It is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to come across this kind of opportunity. Even if the other party doesn't give money, let him post a large sum of money, after all, the publicity effect is definitely comparable to the diamond advertising time period between CCTV's seven o'clock news broadcast and the weather forecast.
Su Meiniang and Zhao Tian'er were talking, and walked into the hall from the outside, while the two of them followed by Peony and Du Juan. As soon as the four of them saw Li Wenxuan, they were shirtless, with an informal appearance, and they behaved differently. Su Meiniang, who noticed that Li Wenxuan was sweating non-stop, did not feel the slightest embarrassment, but took the initiative to walk up to him. She shook the fan in her right hand at him, and took out the handkerchief she was carrying with her left hand to wipe her sweat.
Zhao Tianer, who grew up with Li Wenxuan since she was a child, is not shy. Not only have I long been accustomed to seeing him shirtless, but I have also seen the treasure in his crotch. Of course, all this was not what she took the initiative to see, let alone that he took out the thing for her to admire, but appeared in some embarrassing scenes that could not be explained and were extremely accidental.
Du Juan, who was born in the market and has long been a person who has come over, thinks that it is normal for the old man to spend the summer without clothes, so he did not show embarrassment. Instead, she walked to Su Meiniang's side, and took the fan with both hands to fan her master, so that her hostess could wipe his sweat for him.
Among the four people, only Peony showed a squirming and embarrassed look. For the two sexes, she is ignorant for the first time, and it is always strange in her heart to see the body of an adult man who is relatively not familiar with it. Accompanying Zhao Tian'er, her eyes did not look at Li Wenxuan, but held her hostess's fan in her hand to fan her.
Noticing that Li Wenxuan's robe was thrown aside by him, Su Meiniang casually asked, "On this hot day, where did you go?" How do you get stinky sweat all over your body? ”
Li Wenxuan, who was squeezing his eyebrows and making eyes at her, said with a smile: "Of course it's out of the way to fool around." This smell is not stinky sweat, but a standard manly smell. Actually, it doesn't smell at all, but it exudes my unique charm. ”
As soon as he heard it, he knew that he was joking Su Meiniang, but then he laughed dryly. The silk handkerchief in his hand was all wet with his sweat. She pinched out the sweat from the handkerchief with both hands, and then continued to wipe Li Wenxuan's sweat, and said with a smile: "In such a hot weather, the slave family doesn't want to move." If it weren't for the sake of seeing the display and demeanor of the first-class members of the dynasty, he would definitely not go out. If you really have that interest in fooling around, then the slave family should really set up an immortal tablet for you at home to offer you. ”
Zhao Tian'er, who was sitting on the chair, drank the cold drink in the cup, and echoed with a smile: "I also agree with Sister Su's statement." ”
Li Wenxuan, who realized that being wiped with sweat and fanning the wind like this did not solve the problem, took the fan in the cuckoo's hand, and at the same time instructed her to fetch herself a basin of well water to wipe her body. Then, he waved at Su Meiniang and said, "At this time, you don't have to wipe it for me anymore." Wait a while, you wipe me with water. ”
Su Meiniang, who stopped her hand, also knew that she couldn't solve any problems by doing this, so she suddenly felt sorry for herself and said: "The slave's fart is slapped on the horse's hooves." Kindly wipe your sweat, and you still don't appreciate it. ”
Li Wenxuan, who fanned the wind hard, knew that she was fine, but she was just pretending to be pitiful and needed to coax herself. He didn't go to coax Su Meiniang, and he tasted funny: "You go out early in the morning to see the excitement, can you see the protagonist?" ”
Zhao Tian'er, who was sitting opposite, quickly interjected and said, "Brother Wenxuan, it's okay if you don't say it." I get angry when I say this. Sister Su and I asked for a good location on the second floor of the teahouse, just to see it clearly. It turned out that it cost five taels of silver, but I saw the rows of people below. I don't know if Shousuke-sama is tall or short, fat or thin. Hey, this money is really unjustly spent. ”
Su Meiniang, who had a different opinion, followed up with her own reasons and said, "My stupid sister." The first lord of this dynasty, there can be seen by ordinary people like us. The purpose of our visit is nothing more than to see a lively scene and see the pomp and circumstance of the real officials. ”
"Do you feel like a man should be like that?" Li Wenxuan, who was smiling, remembered Liu Bang's sigh when he first saw Qin Shihuang's pomp.
"The slave family is just an ordinary woman, but she doesn't have too many extravagant expectations." After pursing her lips and smiling, Su Meiniang changed her words and said: "However, the slave family earnestly hopes that you will be able to win the title of minister one day." ”
The index finger of his right hand was pointed at her Li Wenxuan, and he said with a smile: "You, you, you are really going to please me." Not only did you shoot this sycophant well, but I was also very comfortable with it. ”
Immediately, Zhao Tian'er and Peony also laughed. The cuckoo, who came in with a wooden basin in both hands, placed it on top of the table. She was knowledgeable, and she didn't move her hands to wipe Li Wenxuan's sweat, after all, she knew very well that there were things that could be earned, and some things that could never be touched. Although Du Juan's heart wants to be good and good, he understands that everything he gets is dependent on Su Meiniang. If she is unhappy in her heart, then the good days of being a steward will come to an end.
The cuckoo faced Su Meiniang, who cultivated and promoted herself, and deliberately reminded: "Madam, the water is coming." ”
Su Meiniang, who likes her sensible, stepped forward without hurry. She invaded the water with the silk handkerchief in her hand, and after scrubbing it repeatedly, she wrung out half of the water, turned around and greeted Li Wenxuan, who was standing in place, and said with a smile: "You should come over quickly, otherwise the slave family will not be able to serve you." ”
Facing her, Li Wenxuan, who walked over, did not move and let him serve him. Feeling very comfortable and useful, he said casually: "You have the intention to plant flowers, but the flowers do not bloom, and I have no intention of planting willows, and the willows are shady." ”
Su Meiniang, who was busy wiping his body on the other hand, realized that he had something to say: "What do you mean?" ”