The appearance of the female assassin caused chaos on the scene; The fall of the four guards of the little prince made this chaos reach an extreme. Screaming, running, shivering, and even fainting.

Fortunately, Zhou Xiaocao thought, fortunately, no one noticed the puddle of pale yellow liquid on the ground at this time, otherwise it would have been a big mess. Really, this little prince, relying on Lao Tzu's bull fork, actually asked me to carry this black pot for him!

There was a joke in the previous life, saying that the director and the section chief were in the elevator together, and suddenly, the director let out a loud fart. Then the director said to the section chief, "Hey, you're farting?" The section chief said very obscenely, no! A few days later, the section chief was dismissed. When the director meets people, he says, you can't afford big things, what use do you want!

Zhou Xiaocao can take on big things and big urine, so he acquiesced, but fortunately no one noticed. In the air of terror brought by this female assassin, who would pay attention here?

"Huh? Who peed their pants? ”

As soon as he thought of this, someone shouted loudly as if he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and immediately attracted the attention of many people. Some people were still scared, and suddenly heard that someone was so scared that they peed their pants, and their hearts said that they were not as good as me, so suddenly there was a great sense of superiority with fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter. That scene is more magnificent than the scene when the little prince was chanting poetry.

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Zhou xiaocao really wanted to go forward and slap this guy who was screaming loudly six hundred and eighty-eight times on the left and right, and then sew her mouth shut, and then

Just think about it, you won't take it seriously, will you?

Zhou Xiaocao looked at Xie Qiuyan, who had wide open eyes, and had no choice but to say very obscenely: "It's me who peed my pants." ”

"I'm really not ashamed, in front of the public, I actually peed my pants!"

"Yes, yes! It's just a female assassin, and she's scared like this, really."

Zhou Xiaocao really wanted to go up and give them dozens of slaps each, damn, when the little prince was assassinated just now, it seemed that you were all scared into shrunken turtles, right? Didn't Lao Tzu come forward and save the little prince at the great risk of being robbed a hundred times by the female assassin on the spot? You're here now, damn it!

Looking at the little prince again, the expression on his face is very exciting. On the one hand, he lost no time in following others to despise Zhou Xiaocao, and on the other hand, he had to endure the coldness under his crotch. It's late autumn, and the crotch is wet, which is definitely uncomfortable.

Fortunately, Xie Qiuyan's father had already run over with burning eyebrows: "It's too late to be humble, so the little prince is frightened!" ”

The little prince finally found a few jumps to relieve the dampness in the crotch of his pants, and suddenly jumped up and down, but the posture of jumping up was always so unsightly, which is called "the sorrow of the balls".

Legend has it that there is a little-known story behind the Last Supper in Christianity. One day, when Jesus was out with the Twelve Disciples, he came to the bottom of a mountain, and Jesus said to him, "Each one of you takes two stones and goes up to the mountain." Everyone else took stones of the right size, and this one Judas was clever enough to pick up two of the smallest, and it was brisk.

When they came to the top of the mountain, Jesus said to them, "Exchange the stones of your hands for the bread of my hands, and for the bread of my hand." Thus, the tragedy of Judah began.

The next day, Jesus took the twelve disciples up the mountain and told them to take two stones with them. Everyone else took the same size, but this one Judas was clever enough to take the two biggest, and when he took them, he was so tired that he almost fell down. Jesus said to them, "Throw out the stone in your hand, and the farther you throw it, the greater the bread you will change."

As a result, Judas was tragic again.

On the third day, the same thing happened again, and Jesus still told them to carry two stones up the mountain. Everyone else brought stones of little size to kill, but this one Judas was clever enough to bring the greatest and the least to the smallest. The heart said that these two hands are ready, see how you play me.

When they reached the top of the mountain, Jesus said, "You will follow me, and the time is not short, right?" Today, I will use the power of God to turn the two stones in your hands into the two balls under you!

Then Judas betrayed Jesus.

The little prince jumped up and down, pointing to the sky and scolding: "Why aren't you a little late?" When the time comes, you will come directly to collect my body, wouldn't it be happy! ”

Xie Bingzhou was also depressed in his heart, you said that you little prince had nothing to do with running to such a small place as Cangzhou. Come on, and make a fuss about some kind of poetry meeting, which attracted assassins, and blamed me on it.

But he didn't dare to say this, since yesterday, Captain Lan mysteriously found himself, saying that the little prince had taken a fancy to his own girl and was going to get a chance for them to get to know him. This is not a bad thing, and it is a good thing to be able to climb the big tree of the palace. At the very least, my daughter doesn't have to mix with Zhou Xiaocao who can't find anything up and down all day long, right?

Xie Bingzhou said: "The appearance of such assassins under the rule of lowly duties, which almost injured the little prince, is all due to improper management of lowly duties. ”

The little prince said: "It's good that you know! You see, you see! What kind of old guy is actually Mr. Jiaoxi here, I don't even bother to talk about such a character. Look at it again, this Brother Zhou Xiaocao Zhou, just now he stepped forward, scared off the assassins, and protected me well. Such a person has no fame so far, isn't it all blocked by people like this Mr. Jiaoxi? The imperial court is at the time of employing people, but good talents can't reach the heavens, isn't it that you are not strict under your rule? ”

Look at this, why did it get to the court again? However, this little prince was assassinated here, which cannot be denied. At this time, even if he says that no matter how strict you are, you can only admit it, and you have nothing to say.

Xie Bingzhou said: "I understand my humble duties! The lowly post was played in the Hanlin Academy, and Zhou Zhizheng was removed from his position. ”

The little prince felt that Zhou Xiaocao saved his life, and he could still carry the black pot of peeing his pants for himself, so why not take this opportunity to give Zhou Xiaocao some more benefits? So he said, "Is that enough?" If it weren't for this old guy in his way, Brother Zhou would have been admitted to the Jinshi long ago! Brother Zhou, how many times have you taken the merit test? ”

Where did Zhou Xiaocao know? I had to touch my head and say, "I can't remember this clearly, but there are always a few times." ”

The little prince immediately said: "You listen, you listen!" It's been seventeen or eighteen times in the exam, and it's all that old guy who stopped the real talent from being admitted! What's that, hurry up and get someone to get a Jinshi background. ”

Xie Bingzhou almost didn't jump to his feet, look at what he said! Seventeen or eighteen times? Even if you take the exam every time, the township exam once every three years, you can only take the exam four or five times at most, where is it seventeen or eighteen times? is also a Jinshi, is it okay for the emperor to write it himself?

Xie Bingzhou said: "This little prince, born in Jinshi, is a subordinate official, but he can't be the master." ”

The little prince said, "Oh? So what identity can you give here? ”

Xie Bingzhou said: "Uh, lift people! It is also necessary to register the local teaching and learning. ”

The little prince said: "Okay, that's lifting people!" What kind of teaching is that, are you dead? If you don't die, come and sign and draw, Zhou Xiaocao will fight from now on, that is, he will lift people! ”

A piece of paper, Zhou Jiaoxi drew a charge, and Governor Xie used the seal, okay, Zhou Xiaocao raised it!

I'm cǎo, it's so simple! It's rare that Fan Jinzhongju in "The Outer History of Confucianism" went crazy, is that necessary?

Zhou Xiaocao didn't want to think about it, if he hadn't met the little prince, if he wanted to be lifted, he would have no hope in this life.

"Huh! This sword, this sword has a mark! ”