Li Er ate steadily, didn't care about the blackening of the silver needle, and picked up a box of burnt leeks to continue fighting, poor tongueless sweat like rain, leaning on the balcony railing, paralyzed, just now he seemed to have walked from hell.

Worriedly watched Li Er chew, and straightened up without a tongue for a long time, he had the intention of pinching Yun Ye to death.

"Teach you to be obedient, no tongue, there are very few poisons that can be tested with silver needles, that is, arsenic is just one, or all sulfur-containing poisons, you don't need to know what sulfur is, you just need to know that the arsenic silver needles made by the academy can't be found, you go to find some poisonous mushrooms to try, you know how ridiculous it is to use silver needles to check for poison, Your Majesty is a national fortune, you use this simple and ineffective means to protect Your Majesty? Find some eggs yourself and see if all the egg yolks can make the silver needles black, if ......"

"If he is wrong, is he going to come to the academy to teach? While learning how to test drugs with Sun Simiao, by the way, teach your stupid students to become martial arts masters? Li Er picked his teeth, looked at Yun Ye with disdain, and broke his dirty thoughts in one bite.

Yun Ye couldn't speak with his mouth open, he had been planning without a tongue for several days, and he was finally about to see the effect, but he was called by Li Er, and all his hard work was in vain, telling him how not to be depressed.

"You kid can't see good things when you come, and when you see it, you want to get it, Tang Jian's bright moon is in your hands, I heard that the Cheng family's white jade Linglong Pei is also in your hands, you are not a person who loves money like life, or you have a bad habit of hiding treasures after collecting them.

The same is true for talents, the public loser doesn't know what means you used, anyway, the six-rank official position of the imperial court was abandoned by him, Xu Jingzong is also a talent, if it weren't for the reason of morality, I would have allowed you to take him to the grassland to be tortured? When he came back, his temperament changed drastically, and he did almost nothing to do, and you could squeeze that grave robber out of his talents, boy. I have to say something. Good skills! Now that he has stretched out his claws to the tongueless, I have been watching coldly these days, just to see what kind of medicine you bought in the gourd, and today the fox's tail was finally revealed. ”

After saying a large paragraph, he laughed heartily, as long as Yun Ye suffered, he would like to hear it.

Tongueless also laughed, and the folds on his face seemed to stretch out, like blooming chrysanthemums. After laughing, he gave a salute on the spot, and his words were very sincere: "The old slave entered the palace at the age of eight. After serving the three emperors of the former Sui, if it weren't for the fact that His Majesty pulled the old slave Jian out of the micro end, my mutilated body would have been trampled on like mud, even if I had martial arts, so the old slave swore to be loyal to His Majesty as soon as he died, although he died without regret.

A few days ago, I saw that Yunhou didn't want to see the old slave, thinking that no one who was learned in this world would look down on my crippled body, and now. Yun Hou's intentions were seen through by His Majesty. Don't be embarrassed, Yunhou, do you know how proud the old slave is in his heart, I am a eunuch, and it is my great honor to be able to recruit a number of smart people in the world, not to mention being a gentleman in the best academy, which will make my ancestors buried in the ground feel honored. Yunhou. When the old slave is exhausted one day, I will ask His Majesty to return to old age, at that time, will there still be a place for the old slave in Yushan Academy? ”

Yun Ye took a step forward, held his tongueless hands, and said to him, "As long as Your Majesty allows you, you are willing to come." I will leave you an office, and the doors of the college will always be open to you. ”

"Hmph, my army, this trip to the academy is a loss, a well-used minion, the heart just flies, no matter, no tongue, you stay by my side for another three years, and then I will allow you to leave the palace, go to the academy to teach, and fulfill your wish to glorify your ancestors."

Tongueless suddenly lay on the ground and kowtowed, whimpering and unable to speak. And Yun Ye shuddered in Li Er's hateful gaze, and the feeling of being beaten became stronger and stronger.

It is not a good idea to accompany Li Er to go boating on the Dongyang River, he likes to take the initiative, so he plans to operate the boat by himself, and after seven or eight circles in the river, he took a fancy to other people's bamboo rafts, saying that Yun Ye arranged some broken things, in the whole river, they took a boat, everyone rowed a bamboo raft, and he sat on a broken boat that did not obey the call, which ruined the scenery.

Li Ke supported the raft to carry the old lady, the younger brother had a good time, the concubine Yin also supported the bamboo raft with Li You, the mother and son rowed the bamboo raft quickly, Li You also shouted to compete with Li Ke, and he could no longer see a trace of smiling.

The laziest one is Li Tai, holding an oil-paper umbrella, shrinking on the recliner by himself, holding a book, knowing that he didn't read it, he was pretending to be in front of his Lao Tzu, and he slept so much that his saliva was dripping, completely ignoring the hard work of the weasel standing behind the raft.

For some reason, Li Tai likes to support the yellow squirrel the most, Yun Ye called the yellow squirrel over, ready to change the raft, jumped from the boat without a tongue and jumped onto the bamboo raft, and only said one word to the yellow squirrel: "Get out!" The obedient weasel immediately jumped into the water and floated away with the current.

Yun Ye picked up Li Tai, who was sleeping in a daze, from the recliner, and asked Li Er to lie down very doggyly, and very consciously gave Li Tai a penny, took one himself, and according to Li Er's instructions, went against the current to catch up with Li Ke and Li You, who had run away.

The hands and feet supporting the raft were sore, and he finally caught up with them, but Li Er changed his mind, he didn't want to play with his wife and children, and was ready to talk to Li Gang and their ministers who were drinking tea under the locust tree for a while.

Each old man held a teapot in his hand, and drank happily, Li Er stretched out his hand, and took out the teapot from the brocade box on his back without a tongue and handed it to Li Er. Li Gang and the others got up from a distance and made a long way to greet Li Er.

"Master Li, I haven't seen you for many days, and I am happy to see you as healthy as before." Li Er was talking nonsense with haha.

"It is rare for His Majesty to take a moment to visit Yushan, which is the blessing of Weichen and others, as well as the thousands of students of the academy, and it is the sin of Weichen not to let His Majesty visit with all his heart."

Zhao Yanling came out of nowhere, put a bamboo recliner in the shade, and invited Li Er to sit down. Then he took out his beloved sencha utensils from a small wooden box, lit a small stove with dried pine cones, and prepared to invite the emperor to taste his own sencha skills.

The tea brewed in the academy is now very popular, don't put anything, it is a pleasure to watch the tea leaves in the white porcelain bowl rise and fall, and the favorite of good things is the new tea that you buy fresh tea and fry it yourself, although your hands are hot like pig's trotters, you still don't repent.

Now that His Majesty the Emperor is here, how can Zhao Yanling let it go, the queen liked it very much last time, husband and wife are one, there is no reason why the emperor would not like it. Besides, he has improved the way of drinking tea, and the true elegance reveals the truth of heaven and earth.

After Yun Ye tasted it last time, it was evaluated as brushing pot water, such laymen, where can they experience the charm of Shuzhong, the water vapor is ethereal like the clouds of Wushan, the fish's eyes are turning over the waves and causing the clear air to rise, the water splash is like the Yangtze River hitting the shore, the momentum is majestic, the elegance is high, and it is even more rare to bake the tea cake with a slight fire, when it is green and red, it is crushed with a mill, like a pine flower, layer upon layer, and then the magic hand is blended, the foam is even, no overlap, in the turquoise teacup is like Tai Chi, that is, there are two fish eyes missing, and they have worked hard to replace it with lard, Sprinkle with fine salt, green onion and ginger are all discarded, all of them are vulgar tastes, the charm of Shu is only red oranges, and the finely ground orange peel is sprinkled on it like a morning glow, the queen is full of praise, it is for the bosom friend, Yun Ye is a scoundrel, the first of the three evils in Chang'an, how can he be qualified to talk about the quality of my tea.

Zhao Yanling's three locks of long beard fluttered on his chest, the momentum was like that, the law was strict, a pot of tea was exquisitely interpreted by him, and after he tried the poison without sticking out his tongue, the first cup was respectfully handed to the emperor's majesty, and then distributed to everyone, Li Tai had a cup, and he crossed Yun Ye alone, this kind of vulgar person is not worth a show.

Tongueless sorrow for his master, Li Tai wanted to give the tea to Yun Ye with a bitter face, Li Gang said loudly that it was good tea, but he didn't send it to his mouth, Yuan Zhang gritted his teeth and took a sip, stretched out his thumb, Mr. Yushan really liked it, sniffed the tea and took a sip, his eyebrows were dazzled, and after Lishi drank it, he didn't say a word, but the slight regurgitation betrayed his not calm stomach.

Li Er took a sip and praised it, and actually asked Zhao Yanling if he could have another pot, he was not yet happy, and his father's appearance made Li Tai regret his scoundrel behavior of pouring tea on his sleeve just now.

Squinting his eyes and looking at Li Er with a look of anticipation, Yun Ye thought about the eldest grandson's happy expression after drinking tea, and realized that when he was in the next generation, he went to the herdsman's house as a guest, butter tea is a good thing to entertain, but they are all ethnic minorities.

Thinking back to the strange life experience of the Li family and the surname of the eldest grandson, I suddenly understood that those races that eat beef and mutton like tea with an oily smell, and in Li Er, the eldest grandson may be the inheritance brought by the body's genes.

Zhao Yanling passed in front of Yun Ye arrogantly, and let out a slight snort, which was the expression he would only have after he had extreme contempt for Yun Ye......

Li Er poured a belly of lard, both physically and mentally smooth, and then Mr. Yuan Zhang's guqin harmony, it was really beautiful, Li Gang Guyin chanted oh "Luo Shen Fu" from the stone to make "Huaixia Sages", Li Er danced, Yun Ye fled in the wilderness.

Before drinking, everyone was drunk, and they helped each other back, Li Er boarded the boat, and there was still the sound of the piano to send each other, one way, another way......

The shadow of the boat turned around the corner of the mountain, Li Gang vomited, Yuan Zhang was furious, Yushan grabbed Yun Ye's ears and roared like thunder, and Lishi's palm kept changing shapes, only Zhao Yanling was still immersed in infinite reverie and did not ask about the world.

"Boy, you actually let the old man and others do such a disgusting thing as slapping horses, aren't you afraid of thunder and thunder? Just now, the old man endured playing the piano, and he is still in pain in his heart, where is the old man's discipline? ”

"The emperor wants to be the dean, we can't start from the interests of the whole thing, we also need to start from the feelings, let him have feelings for the academy, this is the truth of the academy's eternal existence, people's feelings are very strange, with this thing, right and wrong are secondary, gentlemen for the great interests of the academy, there is nothing wrong with being a villain, right?"