Chapter 389: Winning the Commander (8)
"Brother-in-law, I'm going, I'm going. I'm going to be famous. Qu Feiyan listened to Fangzheng's mention in the back, but he was very interested, turned his head over, and sold cuteness to his brother-in-law.
Zheng Guobao raised his hand and chiseled it on her head. "Are you very famous now? The Sun and Moon Witch Qu Feiyan, even the Sword Saint has been pressed by you, how do you want to be famous? Martial Arts Conference, should you be in Huashan? If you talk about martial arts verbally, I can find someone to make up for your evil, let's train for a few days, and with your cleverness, you can fool the past. This is hands-on, it is actual combat, how many moves can you play with the master? Three or two clicks, and you're done. I think I want to fight, so I'm still looking for Biyun, Yingying, and Furong to get started, so I can support them for a while. ”
Fang Zheng smiled: "Miss Ren, I think it's for her to have a fight with the Hibiscus Fairy." This battle is called the Holy Maiden Conquering the Demon. Ren Yingying snorted coldly, and Fang Zheng hurriedly smiled, "Miss, don't blame, the poor monk has lost his mouth." You are the former Sun and Moon Sect Holy Maiden, and now the Holy Gate Immortal Gu, and the martial arts fairy Zhang Nuxia, this has to be called the two immortals fighting method. ”
"It's better to ask the second daughter to take the husband." Ren Yingying was not polite, and said bluntly, "Furong, let's fight, whoever wins, who will accompany the prime minister for three more days." ”
Zhang Furong hung her head, "Miss, don't laugh at me." I am your slave, and I can't change that. As for whether to fight or not, how to fight, there is a husband and a gentleman's arrangement, and the slave and maid dare not call the shots. After this game, I want to take a few chivalrous girls to warm up, go down to prepare first, and after it is set, notify the slave maid. ”
Biyun and Blue Phoenix have often been tired of being in one place even if they don't accompany Zheng Guobao recently, and the lilies are in full bloom in the inner house. There is nothing to be done. Both of them leaned over at this time and said, "Master, what about us?" Are they only allowed to go up and show their faces, so we can't show their faces? ”
Fang Zheng hurriedly said: "Otherwise, it won't." Both of them have talent shows. As for the solo performance, he immediately crossed the knife, showing his true colors. Then let Miss Bi play a round of eighteen horsemen sweeping Shaolin, the Blue Sect Master, just come to drive away the snake and brighten the array, and learn from the White Camel Mountain Master back then. But the highlight has to be the contest between Miss Qu and the poor monk, which cannot be changed. ”
Qin Liangyu couldn't stand the loneliness. also leaned over and said, "Brother-in-law." I want to fight too. If you can't smoke it, I'll do it. ”
"You're not the Sun and Moon Witch, you can't get on. But I'll arrange a scene for you. Zheng Guobao appeased Qin Liangyu and asked Fang Zheng again, "Master." You know the skills of non-smoke. You said that if you want her to discuss martial arts with the Sword Master, this is okay. Anyway, everyone can't understand what it's saying. Even if she wins. But what can she do against a master like you? ”
"It's okay, it's okay. Poor monks have specialized talents. I can take care of it. Speaking of which, this is also my Shaolin treasure, if there is no them, how did you come to be a sensation in the martial arts? If they all went to the stage like this, and won or lost, wouldn't they have been scolded earlier? ”
At this time, the jade girl on the stage was knocked off the sword by a Zen staff without precepts, and kicked off the stage again, and the winner was already divided into winners and losers. Now it is time to warm up the performance, Zhang Furong sits in the center, and the eight heroines stand in line to play the piano and flute, and pluck the musical instruments. The new chivalrous girls who were collected from Yangzhou danced on the stage, Zhang Furong stretched her singing voice, and her singing voice was melodious, like a yellow warbler in the empty valley, which made a group of chivalrous young women fascinated, and even the things that lost money in gambling were all put aside.
Zhang Furong's singing voice has been specially practiced, and it can be urged by internal force, so that everyone can hear it very clearly. It has no effect on the enemy's battle, but it is like divine help when it is used to make money from performances. According to Zheng Guobao's evaluation, this internal skill is far superior to Yijin Jing and Jiuyang Gong, and it is the strongest magic skill in today's martial arts.
"The Hibiscus Fairy, worthy of its name. It's a beautiful song. And the dance, it's so beautiful, like a fairy. Yue Lingshan was fascinated by the song and dance, and was completely immersed in it, and couldn't help but praise it. Ren Yingying snorted, "What fairy? All of them signed a deed of sale with our family, and these people jumped desperately, not for the sake of the prince to look at them a few more times, if they fancied someone, let them come to serve for a night, so that they could reduce the service period by a few months. ”
Fang Zheng smiled: "Uncle Guo, please take a look." Which song and dance is more attractive than the fight? If there is no special person to arrange the sword fighting on our rivers and lakes, who likes to watch it from beginning to end? In order to meet everyone's needs, in order to adapt to the market, in order to ensure that the sword competition can be maintained and carried forward for a long time, my Shaolin ancestor has specially trained a team. The purpose of their study of martial arts is not to defeat the enemy, but to make everyone fight well, fight excitingly, and enjoy fighting. Of course, this is with the help of some props, but as long as everyone can look at it satisfactorily, it is nothing to use some props. ”
The real killing and slashing on the rivers and lakes are actually bloody, simple and practical, no fancy tricks, the time is short, the scene is ugly, and at most it is a fist to the flesh. But the problem is that martial arts is not popular now, realistic flow, everyone practices on weekdays is to fist to the flesh, sticks and sticks, who looks at the competition and looks at this.
Shaolin, the former patriarch, was a master, and it is said that he was injured in the head when he first went down the mountain to compete. After being in a coma for a few days and nights, he opened his spiritual aperture, selected talents within the warrior monks of Shaolin Temple, and specially trained a team called "martial arts instructors".
This martial arts instructor team is not to instruct others how to practice martial arts, it is under the control of the head of the sect. What they guide is how to make your fight look good, play excitingly, and others are willing to spend money. Otherwise, compared to the sword for half a day, I will pay for the journey and the cost of soup and medicine, and I will have to eat a lawsuit if I don't do it, isn't it because I have eaten too much?
After this monk opened the spiritual know-how, the means emerged in an endless stream, and the arrangement of the competition was also unique, and the process was not only thrilling, but also the tricks were incredible. All kinds of flashy tricks, combined with his unique rhythm arrangement, can make a third-rate master's fight play with the courage of Huashan on the sword, so that countless people are willing to pay for a sword competition. Since then, the two sides of the sword competition have completely changed from swordsmen to actors, and what their next move is not based on actual combat, nor according to their own cultivation, but to obey the arrangement of martial arts instructors, and they must fight how they fight, otherwise they will wait to be drowned by rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes, or hacked to death by the organization that sells tickets.
"This is nothing, the most amazing thing is that the senior monk, who is good at the scene layout, and the cooperation of the actors, so that a third-rate master and a first-class master can fight, the fight is impressive, full of dangers, and no one can see the flaws. In order to become famous, many people find masters to compete with swords, that is, through the guò team, to raise their worth. Otherwise, where would there be so many young masters in the world? This martial art can only be practiced if you have to consolidate the basic skills step by step. There are geniuses who have become famous at a young age, but they can't produce hundreds of them a year. This is all the shadow of that senior. This martial arts instructor team is also my precious property of Shaolin, and it is one of our secret weapons. ”
Zheng Guobao nodded and said, "I said it." At the Shaolin Martial Arts Competition in the North and South, those young warrior monks fought so wonderfully that people praised Shaolin Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger, the youth team was invincible in the world, and the joints were originally here. According to what the master said, a non-smoking little girl can also have a relationship with the master? ”
"Why don't you have a relationship? It's just nine deaths, life and death hanging by a thread. The fight between the two of us took hundreds of rounds, and in the end, the poor monk was lucky enough to win half a move. This also depends on the fact that it is in Shaolin Mountain, Shaolin Zen Temple, and the protection of the ancestors of the past dynasties. Rest assured, Miss Yu Qu's prestige will definitely not lose half a point. ”
Zheng Guobao said in his heart: Although the plaque of your Shaolin Temple remains unchanged, from Tang to Ming, the genealogy of the principal in the middle has changed a few times, and those senior monks of the past dynasties are really spiritual, and they will not protect you. Qu Feiyan frowned and said, "Hundreds of rounds?" There are too many, too many, so many tricks I can't remember, and besides, after the fight, it stinks to death, and my brother-in-law should hate me. ”
Fang Zheng hurriedly smiled and said: "In this process, there will naturally be rest time, otherwise the poor monk is afraid of being tired." You can rest assured, the fragrant soup bath or something, will be prepared for you. Also, this appearance fee will definitely not be less. (To be continued......)