Chapter 83, Let's Go on the Road Together
Cao Cao was resolutely on the road with Zu Zhao, and according to the regulations, Zu Zhao should be the defensive team behind Cao Cao, but at this time, Cao Cao was directly transferred to the core military camp.
Cao Cao's generals had been waiting for Zu Zhao in the big tent for a long time, one by one saliva Halahara, at first glance I thought it was a homeless person outside the city, because Cao Cao was gnawing on a drunken crab at this time, this drunken crab pickled deliciously, even Zu Zhao, who had been on the road for a day, was also drooling, because this drunken crab was pickled by him, put white sugar, rice wine, ginger, salt Huadiao, at this moment the hot pickled for a day has been tasted, it has already been delicious, but I didn't expect to be stolen out by Cao Cao so much.
Ignoring him, I went up and tore a crab leg to eat, and it tasted good, but it would be better if it was marinated for a while.
Cao Cao's generals had never eaten boiled fish, so Zu Zhao still served boiled fish, and as for him and Cao Cao, they enjoyed crab roe prawns, and eel.
"Brother Zu Zhaoxian, when I arrive in Jizhou, I plan to report the matter of Wan Side, and let Lord Huangfu Song give you justice, a peerless genius like you, if you are suppressed by a puppet, it will be a tyrannical thing! It's the loss of my Han Dynasty, I think Wan Side's team is still led by you! ”
Cao Cao nibbled on the crab leg while revealing his thoughts to Zu Zhao.
The meaning of wooing is very obvious.
"Thank you, brother, but I don't appreciate it, because my delicacies are enough to repay you for your great kindness!" Zu Zhao pointed to the drunken crab in front of him, these big guys were all stolen by Cao Cao sneaking into his barracks, who would have thought that a generation of male lords would also have obscene moments, why not? Stealing food, but thinking that this guy is actually not a decent man, I was relieved.
When I finally arrived in Jizhou, I found that locusts flew all over the sky, densely packed, which made the displaced people along the way panic.
"Unfortunately, this year's harvest is over again!"
Zu Zhao couldn't help but worry, he was in Xu Wu's grain production base, Xu Wu had already salted the waterwheel and milling, and he didn't know what was going on now.
Thinking that these locusts were going to damage his production base, Zu Zhao hated it very much, "Lao Tzu can't wait to eat their flesh and drink their blood!" ”
Zu Zhao scolded fiercely.
Cao Cao also nodded silently on the side.
After scolding, Zu Zhao couldn't help but wake up, aren't his grandmother's legs and locusts also food? And it's very delicious, very crispy when fried, and it's delicious.
Outside the city of Jizhou, Huangfu Song is leading his generals to worship the locust god, an animal that does not know what form is offered, Huangfu Song and the others respectfully light incense below, please go around Jizhou to other places.
Zu Zhao looked at it for a while, the Three Kingdoms, pay attention to the heaven and earth monarchs, I rub, this locust belongs to the vein of God, so naturally you want to enjoy the incense.
Zu Zhao didn't care about Huangfu Song's face, and kicked the statue of the locust god with one kick.
made the emperor who was visiting the shrine angry, and there was a dog-legged man who yelled, and he almost drew his sword.
Cao Cao came over, and was about to explain, when he saw Zu Zhao take out a melon grenade and throw it into the stomach of the locust god statue, he was well-behaved, he was so scared that he almost peed his pants last time, so he took the lead to lie down, Huangfu Song's dog leg was stunned by an explosion, and when he reacted, he found that the crotch was already wet, and everyone looked at the sky, as if there was a fairy in the sky who wanted to go down to earth, the general didn't even say a word and directly grabbed the crotch of his pants, and walked away with the legendary Ling Bo in small steps.
"My lord, locusts are demonic things, and they must not be worshipped, otherwise they will hurt my luck!" Zu Zhao was afraid that Huangfu Song would be angry, so he directly buttoned his hat, we are all a big family of feudalism, you are afraid of God, and I have to take God to say.
Huangfu Song was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "What happened to the thunder on the dry land just now?" ”
Zu Zhao also wanted to make up a line, so as to fool Huangfu Song, who knew that Cao Cao, who was on the side, suddenly found an opportunity to speak: "That is the immortal thing passed on by the immortal master to Zu Zhaoxian's brother, specially to deal with demons and evils, Zu Zhaoxian's immortal master lives in the cold and icy land in the far north, and has passed down countless immortal things, especially the sand table waterwheel we use, etc., these are all left by the immortal master, and now Zu Zhaoxian's brother should do it according to the instructions of the immortal master!" ”
Zu Zhao couldn't help but admire Cao Cao, this is called speculation and sale, and it is directly buckled to the immortal master's body, which is called blue out of blue and better than blue.
Huangfu Song was stunned again, there was no way to meet a master like Zu Zhao who wore the hat of an immortal master, he had to become a stunned character.
"What then?"
He asked, wryly.
Damaging the luck of the big man, this problem is very serious at best.
"Eat these despicable pests, mobilize the homeless people to hunt them, and tell them that these locusts are very fragrant to eat, of course, it is more like burning and eating, these locusts eat food so that we have no way to live, and we naturally can't let them have a way to live! In addition, it is necessary to mobilize people to make nets and send them to the homeless, so that the homeless people can catch locusts themselves, so that the homeless people can have a meal! ”
Zu Zhao spoke methodically.
Huangfu Song nodded.
After a while, Lu Zhi in Jizhou City also came, this is a well-educated person, worried about the country and the people, seeing locusts flying all over the sky, he also has a sad face on his face.
"I've seen my teacher!" Zu Zhao stepped forward and saluted.
"Well, excuse me, this locust simply doesn't give the people a good life!" Lu Zhi said fiercely.
"The teacher happened to be here, so I decided to go to the place where the displaced people were mobilized and mobilize them to catch locusts and eat, these locusts are also a delicious food to eat!"
"What? Catching locusts? Lu Zhi was still a little surprised, but this disciple of his own also had a mysterious immortal master, so it was not easy for him to educate this disciple publicly, and he should not respect ghosts and gods without going through the sky.
"Yes, teacher, please come with me!"
Zu Zhao smiled and asked everyone to follow the location of the upper class.
All the homeless people are skinned and bones, and those who eat wild vegetables are considered good, and some of them are directly planted on the ground, living on a little water.
And Zu Zhao had already ordered the soldiers to carry the cauldron over, and in the cauldron was the best castor oil.
"Folks, do you see the locusts all over the field? They have eaten our food, so that we cannot survive, they are our enemies, today we want to take revenge, we have fried these locusts and eaten them, I will send you some castor oil! ”
A soldier had already washed a large swarm of locusts and threw them into the oil pot, and after a few moments there was a smell of fragrance, which made all the homeless people gather at once.
Just as the homeless people stepped forward to grab food, an old fellow suddenly picked up the cane in his hand and hit the drooling guy next to him fiercely.
"You are guilty of a curse, but you know the power of the Great Wilderness God, you ate them this year, and next year it will remember you to the death, and then you will have no food for generations!"
An old man bent his waist and loudly scolded the homeless people around him, while looking at Zu Zhao as if he were an enemy.
Zu Zhao smiled coldly, and asked the old man to lean up and down, and a melon grenade was thrown into the distance, and there was a pile of straw in the distance, and with a bang, it caused a monstrous fire.
"This is the damnation of God, see? I am the disciple of the immortal master, these locusts destroy the luck of my Han, whoever can kill the locusts is to make meritorious service to the Han, and whoever destroys it is a chaotic minister and thief, and the nine clans should be exterminated, and the ancestral grave has also been dug! Zu Zhao Sensen's words directly made the old man fall backwards, and the homeless people behind rushed up to eat the fried locusts.
"Delicious!"
"Even if it's poisonous, you have to eat it, who knows what tomorrow will bring?"
"Eat the fuck, you'll die tomorrow, who cares about those?"
"Where did you get a few old men, nosy, Lao Tzu didn't have anything to eat, so I cooked him and ate it when the time came!"
All kinds of scolding continued, and some people found that the fried grasshoppers were very delicious, and directly scolded the old man who stopped them, and the old man's kindness was seen as a donkey's liver and lungs at the moment.
Zu Zhao unceremoniously let the soldiers catch the locusts, he went to a small oil pot and fried himself to eat, and he also found a kind of treasure in the fried straw stack - a scorpion, and simply came a fried whole scorpion.
Cao Cao already knew that his virtuous brother was a foodie, and now he tossed out a new delicacy, in order to fully express his contempt, he sat down directly next to him, supervising every step of the production, and saw the fried scorpion crunching by Zu Zhao biting and eating, he also grabbed one to eat, and felt that the taste was really beautiful.
Lu Zhihuang Fu Song also slowly surrounded him, these two people had the world in mind, and the food on weekdays was saved and kept for their own soldiers, and they were already hungry from chest to back.
There were locusts sent by soldiers next to him, all of which were directly fried, and they were eaten violently, and the fat scorpions that were fried were also thrown directly into their mouths by these two, and they couldn't get enough of watching this ancestor Zhao blow up the scorpions, drooling at the same time.
Zu Zhao secretly scolded the Three Kingdoms on the dog day and the locust plague on the dog day, so that the dignified generals could not eat a good meal, and eating locusts and scorpions was like calling flowers, at first glance, he had not eaten a full meal in his three lives.
The first to act is the homeless, the quality of the homeless is the most simple, after finding that these locusts are also a dish, decisively take the wicker to chase where to go with their hands, and smart to use the net to copy, a group of homeless people with green light in their eyes rushed to the locusts.
Never miss it when you pass by, never let go of what you can catch, the locusts that almost fell outside Jizhou City were brutally attacked, and the whole Jizhou City has a smell of fried locusts, and the aroma is not to mention.
Lu Zhi and Huangfu Song laughed, completely let go of their worries, and praised Zu Zhao on the road, with the guidance of the immortal master, it was really not an ordinary person.
Zu Zhao hurriedly said modestly, the immortal master came and went without a trace, and it was just like telling himself what to do in a dream, it was the immortal master who was worried about the world, not his ability, and the most important thing was that he was just passing on a word.
On the one hand, he gave himself out, and on the other hand, he offered the position of the immortal master.
After all, the name of the immortal master is very big, and he will have to rely on the name of the immortal master to flicker directly in the future.
For example, the two guys who are extremely human ministers were fooled and stupid by themselves, and even the existence of Cao Cao was completely fooled.
When I got to the big tent, of course, I offered delicious food, hairy crabs and prawns, as well as all kinds of fish products, all of which were brought up, these are not the people's fat and people's ointment, most of them were Zu Zhao's own fishing, Zu Zhao played the name of filial piety, so he put the food banquet up, when the fragrance came out, many generals ran over like a cat that smelled the fishy smell.
It was still the spicy boiled fish that served these big-headed generals, Zu Zhao and Cao Cao's Emperor Fu Song Lu Zhi were nibbling on crabs, eating shrimps, and discussing the war.
Cao Cao was unrelenting and told Huangfu Song about Wan Side in Lu County, and he had a more ruthless statement about such a thing, that is, colluding with the Yellow Turban thieves to resell grain and grass, although Zu Zhao had already killed people, but Cao Cao, a hero, might as well reason out the cause and effect.
Huangfu Song slapped the table: "Let him get out, his soldiers are all under the command of Zu Zhao, this matter is decided!" ”
Everyone nodded with crab legs, and then continued to eat crabs and shrimps.