Chapter 35: Ink is Different
The Tiger King was eager to save his son, and it didn't take long for him to take Moda to the KitKat Species.
This KitKat and several other species are not at all the same form. The whole species is like a number of huge warehouses connected together. Murda pushed the door open, and the smell of wood chips hit his nostrils. The first warehouse, which was more than 20 meters high, was filled with instruments made of a variety of materials. Some of the Meda could probably see what they were used for, like ladders, siege engines, crashes, and catapults. He has never seen some of them, but they should be some big weapons for siege and defense. There are more than a dozen brothers and sisters who are busy installing and making these equipment. Murda was curious about the operation and effectiveness of these devices. As a boy, he naturally has an inexplicable excitement and interest in war, so it's no surprise that he likes these things.
After passing this warehouse, walk in a clockwise direction to another warehouse. The inside of this warehouse looks much neat and clean, and there are all kinds of living equipment in it. For example, all kinds of waterwheels, stone mills, horse-drawn carriages, etc. There are a lot of devices that Moda doesn't know, and there must be many uses he doesn't understand.
Out of the warehouse, and through a chic promenade, Meda entered a courtyard. The courtyard is tens of thousands of square meters in size, and the surrounding buildings are miniature models of various buildings from ancient times to the present. Even the tents of the Xiongnu in the north, the transfer houses in the Western Regions, and the stilted buildings in the south are all extremely complete. Of course, the most conspicuous thing is the palace model group with the three big characters of Afang Palace written in the middle of the courtyard. More than a dozen people gathered around a senior brother in yellow clothes were listening to the subtleties and techniques of these architectural constructions.
Mo Da thought that the person who explained this must be Mo Wei, and stepped forward and asked
"May I ask if your Excellency is Senior Brother Mo? Senior brother Murda was polite. ”
When the man saw Murda's salute, he hurriedly got up and returned the salute.
"Don't dare, don't dare, senior brother is in the shed inside. I'll take you in. ”
With that, he ordered the onlookers to disperse and led Moda to a chai gate in the backyard.
Before I entered the door, I heard the chaotic sound of the piano coming from inside. Moda thought that this senior brother was very interested, but the sound of the piano was too ugly. Before pushing the door, the senior brother in yellow said
"Now that Senior Brother is in a bad mood, you'd better not disturb him, wait for him to finish playing the piano, and then see the situation."
Murda was puzzled, could it be that this senior brother has a bad temper? So he asked
"Is there anything bothering the different senior brothers?"
The yellow-clothed brother replied
"Hey, it's not because of my sister-in-law. A month ago, I learned an idiom called playing the piano to the cow, and I felt that it was unreasonable. I think that if the piano is played exquisitely, the cow will also be moved to tears. Our sister-in-law is a master of tuning, but it is really whimsical to play the piano and cry when she plays the cow. ”
Murda listened to the noisy sound of the piano and thought, could it be that it was Mo's wife who played the piano? Isn't it true that all the people in this KitKat species are incomplete? Such an ugly piano sound is actually said to be a master of tuning? Thinking of this, Murda had a suspicious expression. Senior Brother Huang saw Mo Da's thoughts and said
"It's a different brother who plays the piano. Believe it or not. ”
Meda looked through the crack in the door, and inside was a middle-aged man half-naked, dressed as a blacksmith, playing with a guqin. Across from the middle-aged man stood a cow, staring at him dumbfoundedly. The man played for a while to see the cow's reaction, and the cow on the other side still looked at him stupidly. The man started playing again, looking anxiously at the cow as he played, hoping that it would react. Instead, the cow turned away, and glanced at Mo Wei before turning around, leaving a look of contempt. He chased the ox around and began to play the piano again. The cow was still stupid, but when he turned around, he didn't even look at him, and ate the grass leisurely. This ink is different, but it is energetic, jumping up and down. One will play the harp in front of the ox, one will play the harp on the head of the ox, one will play it on the ox, one will play it on the ox, one will play it in the ear of the ox, and one will play it under the belly of the ox. The stupid cow still didn't react.
Murda almost laughed out loud, this ink difference is really a vivid interpretation of the piano playing the cow. Ask the senior brother in yellow next to him
"Different senior brother, why is this so painful?"
Senior Brother Huang shook his head and said
"Love. The sister-in-law was originally the beautiful queen of Buyeo Guojin dedicated to the king of Donghu. When my sister-in-law first entered the Donghu royal court, different senior brothers were invited by the king of Donghu to design things for them. Donghu and the Xiongnu are feuding, but the Hun cavalry is invincible in the world, Donghu just wants to ask different senior brothers to design a weapon specifically to deal with the cavalry, so as to attack the Xiongnu in a big way. After the different senior brother Nai Luban, the Lu family has a family motto not to make war equipment for the invading side. This training was also left after Mozi and Luban fought during the Warring States Period. At that time, Lu Ban wanted to help Chu State attack Song State and designed a lot of engineering equipment, and Mozi and Lu Ban fought to crack these equipment one by one. Later, Mozi told Lu Ban that he should love the world and not attack each other. Luban was convinced and deeply educated. Mozi Mo Zhai back then was also my lonely bamboo man. Since then, Lu Ban's family has moved to Shouyang Mountain and has been a lone bamboo disciple for generations. In order to love the world, the descendants of the Lu family used the equipment they designed to stop the war with war. Therefore, when the king of Donghu asked his senior brother to design weapons to attack the Xiongnu, the senior brother sternly refused. King Donghu had no choice but to set up a farewell banquet to prepare to send his senior brother back to Yangshan. Unexpectedly, at the banquet, my sister-in-law came out to play the piano and dance, and the senior brother was obsessed with it. King Donghu saw his brother's intentions and wanted to exchange his sister-in-law for weapons. Although the senior brother is in love with each other, the family motto is difficult to disobey. King Donghu was annoyed and angry, and beat his sister-in-law in public to vent his anger. Poor sister-in-law's generation of peerless beauties, who was beaten to the point that her legs were crippled and her ears were deaf. The different senior brothers couldn't stand it, and finally agreed to King Donghu to design a chain armor for him. ”
Moda sighed in his heart for Mo's different love. Asked
"Is my sister-in-law's legs and ears healed?"
"Where can it be good. The senior brother and sister-in-law are helpless to search for famous doctors all over the world. To say that the senior brother is really the most infatuated person in the world. never gave up on my sister-in-law, and tried everything I could to make her happy. First, he invented a wheelchair to allow his sister-in-law to move freely. He also invented crutches so that his sister-in-law could stand up. Then he invented the walking frame, and with the help of machinery, my sister-in-law was able to move in a small area. ”
Murda thought, the power of love is really great, dare to love these inventions are created for the sake of Mrs. It seems that love is also the source of invention. Senior Brother Huang continued
"No, my sister-in-law thinks that playing the piano to the cow can also move the cow to tears. For this, the senior brother pondered and practiced the method of playing the cow and crying every day, just to make his sister-in-law happy. It's just that the senior brother has been thinking about it for three days and has no clue. ”
As soon as he said this, the stupid cow seemed to be tired of the noise in his ears, and raised his hind hooves to kick Mo Wei in the ass. Mo Wei even fell out of the piano with a person more than three meters, and just happened to shoot on a large lump of cow dung. With a wicked smile on his face, the cow turned and walked away. Murda: They quickly pushed open the firewood door and helped Mo Wei up.
Mo Wei touched the cow dung on his face, and snorted angrily
"This dead cow without a hint of music! The old bullet has been three days and there has been no movement! Tomorrow I'll throw you into the cow pen in heat and squeeze you dry! Put it in the meat grinder and make it into dumplings for you! ”
Mo Da thought, this senior brother is ruthless enough, but after squeezing it dry and then making it trapped, it has less fat, which is suitable for people who are losing weight. Mo Wei looked at Mo Da, he was a living person, probably came to ask him to do something, so he asked
"What are you doing here! What's the matter! I fucking said, a cow doesn't cry a day listening to the piano, I won't make anything! Let's go! ”
As soon as Moda heard Mo Wei speak like this, he turned around and left, throwing down a few words as he went
"I thought that my method of lowering the ox could solve your urgent need, but I didn't expect you, an old boy, to speak disrespectfully. Anyway, you shouldn't devalue yourself and condescend to come. It seems that this pair of cows play the piano to crack the method, I have to tell some mountain village husbands that the market is a scoundrel. ”
Mo Dazhi said that this Mo is different, and he is a very stubborn inventor. Unless he is convinced and admired, he will not want to work on a finger. What these people who are obsessed with invention care about most is the solution, and if they can solve their problems, they can conquer him more than anything else.
Sure enough, as soon as Mo Wei heard that there was a way to crack it, he quickly chased after him and grabbed Mo Da
"You have a way to crack it!?"
Murda looked at Mo, and then at his hands, which were covered in cow dung. Mo Wei also realized that it was really rude, and touched the feces on other people's bodies. Hurriedly let go and bowed.
"Please sir teach me !!"
The loud noise shook the roof down. Murda could see that the words were shouted from his heart. He knew in his heart that he just had to call Mo Han over, and let his sister-in-law play the piano while letting Mo Han say secret words to make Niu cry. So he said with his hands in his arms
"Take me to see which cow you're going to cry about?"
Mo Wei led Mo Da into the house. Entering the house, a cow in the main hall said
"That's it."
Meda immediately fainted, the cow in front of him was not an animal at all, but a bronze statue the same size as a real cow! Play the harp to the bronze ox and cry it. Unless it's a fairy apparition. But Mo Wei couldn't show his incompetence in front of him, and continued to pretend to be garlic
"I've been standing for a long time, and I won't be allowed to sit down."
Mo is different, hurry up and give up his seat. After sitting down, Mo asked differently
"Sir must not be a disciple of this KitKat species. If you can play the crying copper bull, you must be a master. I don't know your name and your master's name? ”
I have many masters, including Tsinghua University, Tongji University, Jiaotong University, Stanford, MIT, and Cambridge. I am the descendant of the above masters, known as Mr. Guardian. Now under the door of Mr. Mingyang, we are also considered to be the same door, call me Moda well. ”
Mo Wei looked respectful, although he had not heard the names of those masters, but their disciples could make Tong Niu cry, and they must be masters outside the world. In addition, he is a lone bamboo disciple, and he does not dare to slack off. Hurriedly said
"Don't call you by your name, I'll call you Master Protector. May I ask the master, how do you play the piano to make the bronze bull cry? ”
Murda did not answer, but said
"Don't you even have a sip of tea? What do I say with a dry mouth! ”
"Yes, yes, yes, it's me who is rude and neglects the master, so it's going to be tea."
Mo Wei didn't use the boy, he did it himself, made a cup of tea for Mo Da, and respectfully brought it to Mo Da.
"Please take your time."
Murda sipped his tea in his mouth, thinking about what to do.
"It's different. I came this time because the Cambridge master said that you are in trouble, so let me enlighten you. It's just that I don't know how your understanding and craftsmanship are. Now I'm going to test you, would you? ”
When Mo Wei heard this, he thought to himself that this person must be from a lot of background, and there are really few people in the world who dare to test his craft. So I felt that Murda was even more unfathomable. Busy
"Master, please ask the question. I did my best. ”
Moda took another sip of tea and said slowly
"The Cambridge master has a treasure in the Scottish Highlands, a masterpiece of sloppiness. It was born of a tiger and a horse. It's just that this sloppy was born with bad legs and feet, and he can't stand up. Master Cambridge said that it was necessary to find a way to make it stand up first, and then find a way to make it walk with the help of external force, and wait for the legs and feet to develop in a few days before it could be healed. Is there a way for you to achieve this stand-before-go problem? When the topic is successfully completed, I will naturally teach you the method of tears of the bronze bull. ”
Moda had never heard of the Scottish Highlands, and this was the first time he had heard of Murda's sloppiness. He thought that even a strange beast like Sloppy could be obtained by Master Cambridge, and Murda, as an apprentice, must also be a great character. Hurriedly replied
"Master, I will give you a satisfactory answer as soon as possible. Can you show me this sloppy beast? ”
Murda pulled the confusion out of her bosom and said to it
"Go, call the Tiger King and Ma Hu in."
Confused, knowing the mind of the master, he jumped to the ground, deliberately made a gesture towards Moda and turned around with his hands behind his back. Mo was even more surprised. He had never seen this little thing before, and he could actually understand people's words, and he couldn't help but feel that the guardian master in front of him was a bit like a fairy and monster in the mountain or something.
After a while, the fool came in with the Tiger King and Ma Hu. When he saw a tiger coming in, Mo Wei was startled. Meda explained
"No, don't panic. This tiger is my mount. The hunched tiger on its back is sloppy, you can see how to think of a way for its legs. ”
Mo Wei cautiously approached Ma Huo, looked up and down for a while, and roughly measured Ma Huo's four legs with his hands. After closing his eyes and pondering for a while, he turned and walked out of the house. A few moments later, the sound of tinkling metal objects could be heard from the next room. Moda estimated that Mo was building something for the sloppy. Although he is about to achieve his goal, how can he solve the tears of the copper bull? If this fool master is seen through, he can't end it, and he can't help but feel a little flustered when he thinks of this Murda.
Murda took a teacup and wanted to take a sip to calm down. When he opened the lid of the teacup, he suddenly saw that the inside of the lid was covered with water droplets, apparently condensed by the steaming tea after it had turned into steam and encountered the lid of the cooler teacup. Murda stared at the dripping water. After a while, he turned his head to look at the bronze bull again. Then he dipped his hand in the tea and drew on the table. Confused, he jumped on the table, scratching his little head as he watched. When Murda finished painting, he looked at Murda with a puzzled expression. Murda smiled with a little sniff of his finger
"You wait and see the copper bull cry."
After about half an hour, Mo Wei carried four metal shelves into the house. Putting down the shelf, Mo Wei bowed deeply and said
"Bless the master, the disciple made these four fine steel legs for Ma Huo. This Western Regions steel was brought back from the Da Yue clan a few years ago, and it is several times tougher than ironware, and with the unique quenching technique of my Lu family, the flexibility is also several times stronger. Finally, I put on a coating, so that I am not afraid of wind and rain corrosion. I have made special reinforcements for all the shafts, and the iron legs of these limbs will not be a problem for half a year. Master, do you want to check it yourself? ”
Moda came up with a way for the copper bull to shed tears, and the shelf was more sufficient, and said
"There is no need to check, the different crafts of ink are known all over the world. You put this iron leg on the sloppy and I'll see the effect. ”
Mo did not take the order and began to install the iron legs. After a while, the installation was complete. Murda stepped forward and told the fool to get to his feet. Confused, he even shouted a few words, and when he saw that this little sloppy was puffing up for a long time, his limbs began to exert force. I saw that the two front hooves were about to stand up.