This temple was originally a small temple, and the two monks in the temple, She Li, knew each other, and they could borrow their place for use, and both monks agreed.

At this time, the stammering monk said that he should not let other monks watch, so as not to reveal his true Dharma, and the two monks simply took a few pennies and left the temple, and went to a distance to watch, leaving the temple to them.

She Li said: "Monk, it's all like this, you still don't start?" ”

The monk was a little helpless, and immediately Heshi, around the cow began to chant a mantra: "Wo Wu forbearance, Wo Shi Tu, Wo Na pure green, Wo Ma is on the plane......"

She Li only listened to two sentences, then burst out laughing, the monk glanced at him, shut up and stopped reading, She Li could only give up his hand and signal him to continue. The morning glory was a little surprised, leaned into She Li's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Why is Lang Jun laughing?" ”

"Listen to his scriptures, what are they?"

"The scriptures of the Buddha have always been incomprehensible, either paramitas or sudatta."

"Don't you think he's turning over and over again, saying 'I'm inhuman, I'm confused, I'm a stupid donkey, I'm scolding myself'?"

When the cow bearer heard this, he also snickered: "I think that the last sentence seems to say, I didn't **." ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, but saw that the monk circled the cow eight times, reversed eight times, and then turned around and said, "Okay, the scriptures are finished." ”

"Huh? It's as simple as that? The cow bearer hurriedly said, "This cow already knows the past and present lives?" ”

The monk said very firmly: "I already know." ”

"So...... Why don't I see anything famous, it's not ordinary? ”

She Li saw that the monk had a solemn expression, not as if he was talking, but the cow really did not have any abnormalities, She Li laughed and said: "The monk is really playing tricks, if this cow knows the past and this life, why don't you call your son?" ”

"There are transverse bones between the throats of cows, and they can't make sounds." The monk said very seriously: "Except for the great demon who has achieved cultivation, how many have you ever seen animals that can speak?" ”

"After all, it's still bluffing, monk, I don't have time to delay you, so be it, I still have to sell cattle." When the ox bearer comes up, he asks for a bull rope.

"The cow doesn't speak, but there is an allusion, saying that it is a deep love for licking calves." The monk said: "Two of you and one slow." ”

She Li had his own plan in his heart, and immediately grabbed the cow bearer, only to see the monk Heshi come to the cow, hesitate for a moment, and call "father".

Immediately afterwards he knelt down before the ox.

This scene made She Li and the Morning Glory laugh, but then, the two couldn't laugh.

The cow put the cow's head in front of the monk's bald head, sniffed it, and then really stuck out his tongue to lick the monk's bald head!

The licking and licking is as affectionate as it is, the monk kneeled back two steps, the cow actually followed the first two steps to lick him, the monk knelt and retreated, the cow still followed step by step, the monk retreated to the temple, and the cow followed the temple!

Originally, the cow rope was in the hands of the cow bearer, but the cow bearer was also confused by this scene, stammering and muttering "really, it turned out to be true", and he didn't even know that the cow rope fell off from his hand!

"Shhh She Li took a breath of cold air, there are really ghosts and gods in this world?

The monk took the ox rope and got up, and the ox followed him out of the temple again. Monk Heshi said: "The mantra of the poor monk has alarmed the gods here, and this temple should not stay for a long time, so I will say goodbye - this Langjun, the poor monk will pray for you, thank you for your generosity." ”

After finishing speaking, the monk took the cow away, and the morning glory man and She Li stayed in place, the two stared at each other with big eyes, and looked at each other for a while, only to feel that today's events were really incredible.

She Li coughed and was about to speak, when suddenly, he saw the morning glory man pointing behind him in horror: "Lang Jun, black and white are impermanent!" ”

She Li had just experienced such a mysterious thing, his mind was uncertain, and when he turned his head to look, he saw that over there, a person who was covered in black and had no white except for the whites of his eyes was floating in the air, and beside him, there was a figure who was completely white. She Li screamed "ah", and was about to rub his eyes to see clearly, when suddenly the back of his neck hurt, and he could only hear the sound of laughter, and then he lost his mind.

When he woke up, it was originally broad daylight, but now it was completely dark, and some candles were lit around, and he looked around by the light of the candles, but saw that he was still in the temple, but the statues of gods and Buddhas in the temple were gone, and above the incense case, there was a person in a gorgeous costume, wearing a crown, and he couldn't see what he looked like. On either side of the man, there was the same black-and-white impermanence as seen before the coma, one tongue rolled and the other tooth bloodied.

Below the black and white impermanence, there is another evil shape like a fierce ghost, holding a big sword, as if it is about to fall down at any time. And the object of his beheading, kneeling under the incense case and trembling, was the one who took the cow.

"Thou art a thief of cattle, what can I say! If it is a weekday, there is a human government to govern you, today the monks communicate yin and yang, this king sends impermanence to detain your soul, when you cut you into two sections, throw them into the oil pot, and suffer from three years of frying. Remember that you have a good thing today, and in three years you will be cast into the world and fall into the way of animals......"

Hearing the verdict of the person on the case, She Li trembled with fright!

The older he gets, the more superstitious he naturally becomes, and the scene he just saw made him even more convinced of the theory of ghosts and gods. Therefore, he really believed that he was detained in the underworld and was watching the trial of the city god or the Yama!

Then he saw the knife-stealing ghost, and when he stabbed down, blood was overflowing, and She Li was so frightened that he immediately closed his eyes. I could only hear the screams of the cowbearer, shouts such as "I was cut into two pieces" and "intestines, my intestines", which made She Li tremble.

Then, he felt a strong drag that made him involuntarily fall to his knees in front of the Divine Shore.

"Kneeling down, but Sheli?" The voice on the divine case was majestic and powerful, She Li didn't dare to raise his head at all, he could only kowtow like pounding garlic, and shouted "spare his life" in his mouth.

"The cattle thief just now has been punished, he has already been recruited, he has colluded with you all the year round, he went to a foreign country to steal cattle, and you sold it, She Li, can there be such a thing?"

She Li was stunned.

He and the cow bearer had only met today, and had colluded with each other several times, although he also guessed in his heart that the guy was a cattle thief, otherwise he would not have taken out such a sturdy cow for sale, but he just wanted to take advantage of it, when did he collude with the cattle thief?

"Wronged, wronged, the villain has never known that guy, the king knows everything, the villain doesn't know that guy!"

"According to the law of the underworld, you instigate the cattle thief to steal the cow, and you are guilty of the same crime as the thief, plus another class, when you are sawn into four pieces, and fried in an oil pan for five years." The voice of the god on the incense case who didn't know who it was was faint, and he didn't take his self-defense to heart at all.

"Master, king, wronged, king, really wronged, the villain really never stole cattle, never colluded with cattle thieves......"

"The Yaksha ghost went to your house to inspect and saw that there were forty-seven cows in your house, and in the Fulu book of the underworld, it was not recorded that there were so many cows in your house." The voice on the divine case came again: "Wronged? Not at all! ”

"Huh? King, king, among those cows, there are thirty-seven cows that I do not own, but the cattle of my nephew Chen Qianli, who are only fostered with me...... My lord, it's not my collusion with the cattle thief! ”

There is a book of life and death in the underworld of Zhilu Dao, which records people's life and death, and this book of blessings must be similar to it, and seeing that the evil ghost was about to do it with a big saw, She Li didn't have time to think about it, so he told the true origin of those cows.

"Is there such a thing?"

"It's true, the villain doesn't dare to deceive, if the villain has half a word, please cut the king with a thousand knives, and the villain has no regrets!"

The person on the case pondered slightly, as if he was thinking about something, and then saw a piece of paper falling from the sky, and the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing on the paper was exactly what Fang Cai She Li said: Of the cattle in the family, thirty-seven are fostered by his nephew Chen Qianli, and this is evidence.

"That being the case, if you draw a letter on the charge, if this king finds out that there is a deception, he will send black and white impermanence to detain you."

She Li escaped death, sweating profusely, and the evil ghost next to him did not know where to get a pen, he drew his name on the paper and pressed his handprint. After finishing it, I suddenly felt that something was wrong in my heart, but for a while, I couldn't remember it.

At that moment, the demon reached out and took the paper away, and then there was laughter all around him. She Li was frightened when she heard this, and she only felt that something was wrong, so she couldn't help but raise her head, only to hear the person wearing the crown laughing and saying, "The matter is over, but the cloth can be withdrawn." ”

The sound of brushing around, the temple suddenly lit up, and it was originally lit by a few torches and incense candles, but now it is bright. It's not night outside, it's not a netherworld here, it's still the temple just now, but the statue in the temple has temporarily moved its position.

And the one who sat high on the god case also took off his crown, revealing a young and handsome face. She Li said "ah", only then did he secretly see clearly, but now it seems that the clothes on this person's body are clearly worn by Youling, and they are not king's clothes at all!

He looked around in horror, only to see that Bai Wuchang had taken off his tongue, but it was a red paper in his mouth, and then he wiped his face with powder, it was a middle-aged man he didn't know. He looked up at the burly demon again, and took off the fake hat from his head, revealing a bald head, but a hideous evil monk.

Only the black impermanence, but the silly smile, there is no change.

"You ...... You ......"

"Chen Qianli, why don't you come out to meet your uncle?" The Master said.

I saw an answer from outside, and then, Chen Qianli Dengden walked in and sang to She Li, but he was not very close. turned around and bowed down to the Master of the Divine Case: "The villain thanked Lang Jun!" ”

"Damn...... Damn little beast, you ...... Are you joining forces with outsiders to slander me? So far, She Li still didn't understand, he jumped up, pounced towards Chen Qianli, raised his hand to fight, Chen Qianli stretched out his hand to block, and then grabbed his arm.

He is more than ten years older than Chen Qianli, although he is still in the prime of life, he can compare his strength, where can he compare to Chen Qianli!

"Uncle is so calculating, thirty-seven cows, and only three old and sick people with me!" Chen Qianli said sharply: "What else do you have to say now?" ”

"I ...... I...... I'm fighting with you! ”

She Li shouted, but he didn't rush towards Chen Qianli, but pounced on the Divine Case, because the evidence he had just made was on top of the Divine Case!

He knew completely well at the moment that the other party had set up such a bureau, so carefully and meticulously, for the sake of this note, as long as he could recapture the note, then all the efforts of the other party would come to naught. And She Li believes that she will never be fooled again!

But just when his hand was still a foot away from Xiang'an, his body stopped.

Where would Chen Qianli let him be like this, Chen Qianli held him firmly, but thinking that it was thirty-seven cows, She Li screamed, and the strength of thirty-seven cows suddenly possessed his body, dragging Chen Qianli, and he approached the divine case step by step.

But how could Ye Chang, who had been sitting on the divine case for a long time and pretending to be a Yama, let him succeed?

Ye Chang picked up the note lightly and skillfully, folded it lightly and skillfully, put it in his arms, and said with a smile: "The two of you were originally relatives of your nephew and uncle, if you really go to the lawsuit, who will say, 'The yamen is open to the south, and there is no reason to come in without money', so you have to be knocked and skinned by the officials." Do you say yes or no? ”

Chen Qianli nodded again and again, it was She Li, and he had to admit that this young man who pretended to be a ghost was reasonable.

"I inquired, She Li, you only have Chen Qianli, a nephew, and Chen Qianli only has She Li's uncle, if you two want to be enemies for a lifetime in the future, it's so simple, just send this word to the government. But if the two of you still have a three-point relationship, and you don't want to form a life-and-death feud over this, and you still want to communicate during the New Year's holidays, I have a suggestion. ”

"My cow, my cow, you can't snatch my cow even if you talk too much!" She Li shouted.

"She Li, if you want to raid your house and destroy the door, just shout, I can't saw you into the oil pot, the government has more murderous means than sawing people into the oil pot." Ye Chang still smiled: "Don't think that it's just a matter of thirty-seven cows, when you get to the official mansion, even your remaining cattle and sheep may not be able to keep it!" ”

She Li thought of his serial plan, and knew in his heart that he was afraid that this young man would still have a backhand. He likes to take advantage, but he is not a stupid person, just yelling that it is Li Lingzhi faint, and gradually calmed down at this time, so he closed his mouth and glared at Ye Chang.

"I'll be a peacemaker for your nephew." Ye Chang said: "These thirty-seven cows were bred by Chen Qianli's foster five cows, so this cow should belong to Chen Qianli." But in the past ten years, She Li has done her best, working hard morning and night, and she must repay it. Among the thirty-seven cows, twenty-two went to Chen Qianli, and fifteen went to She Li as a thank you gift, I don't know what you two think? ”

Chen Qianli was already overjoyed to be able to get back twenty-two cows, after all, he was originally only five cows, and She Li heard this decision, although his heart hurt, but it was not nothing, and it could make his original unjustified cow become justified, so although he looked at Ye Chang with hatred, he did not speak out against it.

At this point, the matter is considered to be complete, Ye Chang ordered She Li to drive the cow over, and he waited in the temple with Shanzhi. Chen Qianli originally followed She Li out of the door, but when he turned his head, he ran back again, not only him, but She Li also followed.

There was a question that both of them were puzzled about.

"Why is the cow licking the monk's bald head?"