Chapter 3 Sweet Potatoes and Corn
A little girl with her hair combed in a double bun and wearing a pink skirt stood at the entrance of Zhao Yan's bedroom, with a round little face and round eyes, coupled with a delicate and small nose, how cute she looked, of course, if she could close her mouth and stop screaming terrible, it would definitely be even more cute.
"Stop!" Zhao Yan's ears hurt from being stabbed by the other party's screams, and she yelled at the moment, which made the other party stop screaming, but when this little girl saw Zhao Yan surrounded by smoke and a burning cigarette butt in her mouth, she immediately screamed again "It's on fire", and then a basin of washing water was splashed over.
"Wow~" Zhao Yan only felt cold all over his body, and a basin of cold water poured him from head to toe, fortunately, it was already May, although it had been raining, but the temperature was not low, otherwise if it was changed in winter, Zhao Yan would have to freeze.
"Little bean sprouts, I'm just smoking a cigarette, why are you splashing me with water?" Zhao Yan spit out the wet cigarette butt in his mouth, and yelled with a sad and angry face, it is really a person who drinks cold water when he is unlucky, and he will be splashed with cold water when he smokes a cigarette.
"I ...... I ...... "This little girl named Little Bean Sprouts is still a little confused, when she came in just now, she saw Zhao Yan's mouth and nose smoking together, which made her think that she had met a ghost, so she screamed, and then saw that there was smoke in the room, and instinctively poured water into it, until now her little head has not turned around, and she can only look at Zhao Yan innocently with two big eyes.
At this moment, two more women suddenly rushed in from outside, although one of them was not very old, but he was already dressed as a woman, and her appearance was beautiful and refined, this woman was the first person from the Northern Song Dynasty that Zhao Yan saw after crossing, and she was also his current titular wife Cao Ying.
"Little bean sprouts, how are you, are you being bullied?" After Cao Ying and another maid rushed in, she immediately asked the little bean sprouts with concern, and at the same time looked at Zhao Yan with a vigilant and contemptuous gaze, since the incident in the cave room that night, Cao Ying was extremely disgusted with Zhao Yan, and even if it was not necessary, she didn't want to appear in front of others at the same time as Zhao Yan.
"I didn't ...... It's okay! Little Bean Sprouts still replied with some panic, she was Cao Ying's maid who was married, and during this time, she was responsible for taking care of Zhao Yan, who was struck by lightning and bedridden, and she was also the person Zhao Yan had the most contact, but this little girl who was only eleven or twelve years old seemed to be very wary of Zhao Yan, and usually did not say a word to Zhao Yan at all except to take care of Zhao Yan to wash and eat.
"Hey, are you mistaken, it's obvious that the little bean sprouts splashed me with water, why don't you ask me if I'm okay now?" Zhao Yan was very dissatisfied at this time.
After he crossed over, he inherited some fragments of the original Zhao Yan's memories in his mind, these memories are few, and most of them are incomplete, among which there happened to be something happened to Zhao Yan when he was in the cave room, which also made him very disdainful of the original Zhao Yan, and he also had some sympathy for Cao Ying, a woman, plus he has been muddy for the past few days, so he is not in the mood to pay attention to Cao Ying's bad attitude at all, but now he feels that he should let go of his knot and integrate into his current life, so now he sees that Cao Ying is splashed with water and doesn't even ask, which made him a little angry, after all, he was also her husband no matter how he said it.
Regarding Zhao Yan's dissatisfaction, Cao Ying just glanced at him lightly, and then lightly opened her lips and said: "Although the little bean sprouts were married by me, she is still young, and the county king has been personally ordered by the official family and the mother to prohibit approaching women before the county king's health is good, so please also ask the county king to respect himself!" ”
After Cao Ying finished speaking, she didn't listen to Zhao Yan's explanation, and left with the little bean sprouts. Zhao Yan was so angry that he almost jumped up and scolded his mother, Cao Ying didn't ask what he thought he had done to the little bean sprouts, so he was splashed with water by the little bean sprouts, which is simply an insult to his personality, you must know that the little bean sprouts are only eleven or twelve years old, and they are the same age as the students he taught in later generations, no matter how he **, he will not do anything to this kind of little girl who has not given birth much, not to mention that he is still forbidden by his nominal parents in this life to approach women, because the imperial doctor said that there is something wrong with his body.
Thinking of his physical problems, Zhao Yan suddenly became worried again, he had read a lot of travel novels in his previous life, among which the most common crossing was to be struck by lightning, and he was unfortunately the victim of this kind of crossing, not only was he struck by lightning in his previous life, but he was also struck by lightning when he came to the Great Song Dynasty, and it was also the most mysterious ball lightning in nature.
What's even more unfortunate is that when the ball lightning hit Zhao Yan before, he also took a turn around the palace, and many guests and people in the palace saw it, but on the second day, the king of Guangyang County was struck by lightning on the wedding night became the biggest news in Kaifeng City, everyone mentioned this matter will turn into the god of gossip, and use their imagination to add fuel and vinegar, the outside world has already flown the rumors that Zhao Yan was struck by lightning, and I heard that even the Liao Kingdom and Western Xia have already known about it, For this reason, now Zhao Yan has become a big celebrity in the Three Kingdoms of Song, Liaoxia and Xia, of course, this reputation is mostly negative.
Zhao Yan was originally a prodigal, and his body had long been hollowed out by wine, otherwise he would not have used aphrodisiacs on the wedding night, and he was struck by mysterious ball lightning, which not only made Zhao Yan become Zhao Yan in later generations, but also caused Zhao Yan's body to suffer some unknown injuries.
What worries him even more is that after several imperial doctors gathered around him for a few days, they came to a conclusion, that is, Zhao Yan's body is very weak, and he needs to abstain from female sex for a period of time, and he should also pay attention to his diet, he can't eat greasy and fishy things, that is, he must recuperate for a long time, as for when his body will recover, this imperial doctor can't say for sure, he can only check Zhao Yan's body every once in a while, and then make adjustments.
Zhao Yan didn't care much about his physical condition before, but now that he thinks about it, if he really doesn't lift it, he doesn't lift it, or if he has any other problems, it will be too sad. Thinking of this, Zhao Yan hurriedly pulled away ** and looked at his little brother, fortunately, it seemed that the capital was not small, and then he looked at no one around, put his hand in and touched it, and recalled the Japanese blockbusters he saw in his previous life, especially the fragment of the mythical beast "Ya Yan Butterfly".
"Great, there is a reaction, Lao Tzu finally doesn't have to be a eunuch!" Zhao Yan looked at the little brother who looked up, and breathed a long sigh of relief with relief. Then he took off the wet clothes on his body and changed into dry ones, speaking of which, he originally had his own maid to take care of him, but since he was abstinent, his emperor father and queen mother handed over the task of supervising him to Cao Ying, and as a result, Cao Ying transferred all the female creatures around him, and the entire inner house of the county king's mansion was empty, leaving only those who Cao Ying married over, and the little bean sprouts were the maids who were assigned to take care of Zhao Yan, and as a result, he splashed water.
There is no problem with his body, which makes Zhao Yan feel very good, and the depression of being wronged just now is also swept away, seeing the items that have not been sorted out on the bed, Zhao Yan sat down again and continued to tidy up.
In addition to the previous daily necessities and cigarette lighters, there are not many things left, the most conspicuous of which are two corn cobs and a sweet potato, looking at these two things, Zhao Yan's originally improved mood became depressed again, if it weren't for these two things, he might have returned to school to lecture the students by now.
Originally, Zhao Yan took the microscope package from the county seat, and took the bus to prepare to go back to school, but he didn't expect the bus to break down on the road halfway, Zhao Yan looked at the sky and it was not too early, and it was not too far from the school, so he simply got off the bus and took a shortcut to walk back to school.
Zhao Yan walked on both sides of the road with cornfields, and occasionally someone planted a little sweet potato, Zhao Yan felt really hungry in his stomach, so he picked up a piece of sweet potato from the ground and prepared to pad it first, but what Zhao Yan didn't expect was that he didn't show up until he finished picking up sweet potatoes, and there was a sign erected at the head of this field, which read "Stealing sweet potatoes and being struck by lightning".
Originally, the people walking in the field were hungry, and picking a sweet potato or picking two cucumbers was not stealing at all, at least Zhao Yan's students told him so, so when he was at school, when he was hungry at night, he would go to the field outside the school to break two corns or get some tender peanuts, and cooking it was a good supper, and I didn't see any villagers accusing him of this, but I didn't expect that I would meet a stingy ghost here, and I would curse myself for being struck by lightning when I took a sweet potato.
Zhao Yan is a young man, and his temper is relatively stubborn, originally he just wanted to take a sweet potato to satisfy his hunger, but now when he saw the other party's sign, his temper also came up, and then he went down to the ground, broke off two green corn cobs from the corn stalk and stuffed them into the bag for supper, he wanted to see how this stingy ghost used thunder to split himself?
In fact, Zhao Yan didn't do it right, since someone else set up a brand, he didn't want others to take the grain he planted, of course, this also shows that the other party is stingy, but no matter how stingy people are, it is also a private matter of others, this field is his private property, without his consent, Zhao Yan is illegal to take the production on the field.
Zhao Yan was also blocked for a while, stuffed the corn and sweet potatoes into the bag and walked back to the road, just wanted to take out the knife on the key in his pocket and peel the sweet potatoes, but what he never expected was that the curse of the owner of the field really worked, and a blue lightning suddenly appeared in the clear sky, and then it slashed into his head at once, and the whole person no longer had any consciousness, and when he opened his eyes again, what he saw was Cao Ying, the bride, and his identity became Zhao Yan, the third son of Song Yingzong in history.
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