Zhou Xiaocao rolled her eyes and said: "Because you are a hot girl, there is a song dedicated to girls like you, you listen to it - hot girls are spicy, hot girls are spicy, hot girls are not afraid of spicy by nature"

The bright girl listened to Zhou Xiaocao's ten tunes and five pairs of songs, first stunned for a while, then stopped squirming and chewing her mouth, and finally laughed out loud, laughing breathlessly, which made Zhou Xiaocao feel a little inexplicable.

The girl stopped laughing and said, "Zhou Xiaocao, you are so powerful, you made up such a song in a blink of an eye, but you can't sing it all five notes, it's rare." ”

The incomplete five tones refer to the method of remembering sounds in ancient times, which is called "Gong Shang Jiao Zheng Yu", and is called "five tones".

Zhou Xiaocao said: "If I don't sing well, it doesn't mean that the song is bad." How do you know my name, though? ”

The girl said, "Isn't this nonsense? If I didn't know who you were, do you think that any man on the street would be caught by me to eat and talk with me? ”

Zhou Xiaocaoxin said that you really look like this kind of person. You said that I didn't know you, so I was led here by your hand, my innocent body.

Seeing Zhou Xiaocao's suspicious eyes, the girl was finally willing to put the chopsticks in her hand on the table, crossed her hands on her waist, and said, "What?" Do you doubt me? Don't you think I'm a good person? ”

Zhou Xiaocao hurriedly said, "How come? Don't say anything else, just in terms of appearance, you don't have any big advantages except for being beautiful, it's too late for me to like it, how can I doubt you? ”

Just rushed these few words, changed to a chaste martyr, and was teased by him, I had to talk to him, and if I didn't get it, I had to go into the yamen to analyze my innocence; If you change to a jealous woman, your own man will make a big fuss if she flirts with other women in front of her. It's a pity that one of these two women can let go, and the other can see it, so Zhou Xiaocao can be allowed to play a little hooligan.

The girl said, "Even if you can speak, I will spare you this time." I know you, I listened to my eldest brother, he is a character who has always been unconvinced, but he praised you to the sky. I just want to see in person, where is Xiaocao sacred this week, and deserves such praise from the eldest brother? ”

Zhou Xiaocao salivated and said, "Then now that you see it, what do you think?" Isn't it better to be famous than to meet, and it is better to meet than to be famous? ”

The girl said, "No! Originally, I didn't think you were good. But since I met you, I think these words are too exalting for you. ”

Zhou Xiaocao was very disappointed and said, "Isn't it? Am I that bad? I am such a graceful and turbid son, I don't know how many young girls I have charmed, where is it as bad as you say. ”

The girl laughed and said, "You are romantic? Didn't hear it! ”

Zhou Xiaocao took a step across, made a gesture of opening the folding fan, and said loudly: "The articles in the world are in Sanjiang, and the articles in Sanjiang are counted in my hometown." My hometown article is in my brother, and my brother learns articles from me! ”

The girl held her stomach and laughed: "Haha, the ability to brag is not bad!" ”

After a pause, he said: "You say you, you don't look good, you can't sing all five notes, is it really as good as my eldest brother said?" He said you were the reincarnation of the Celestial Star. ”

Zhou Xiaocao looked at his figure and said with some pride: "Am I not good-looking?" ”

The girl said, "Give back your words, and in terms of appearance alone, you have no other shortcomings except for being ugly." But the girl next to you is very beautiful. ”

When Zhou Xiaocao heard that she was praising Yan Qixia, she also felt honored, and said triumphantly: "She is my wife!" ”

The girl said suspiciously: "Wife? What is that? ”

Zhou Xiaocao replied: "Oh, wife is the meaning of mother-in-law, add an old word, it means respect." ”

Yan Qixia is also a simple woman, hearing Zhou Xiaocao calling her wife all day long, it turns out that there is such a statement, she suddenly turned red with joy, and her eyes when she looked at Zhou Xiaocao became confused.

Zhou Xiaocao looked at the girl who picked up the chopsticks again and feasted on them, and couldn't help asking, "I said this girl, why did you call me here?" I'm still busy saving people. ”

While eating, the girl said vaguely: "Originally, I still have some things to ask you for." But when I really saw you, it was so bad, I won't ask you, you can go. ”

Zhou Xiaocao said a little angrily: "You are fooling me? I rushed to the capital, and just now an old immortal called me over, saying something that even Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't understand, so angry that I slammed the door and left; I just came out, and I was tricked here by a little goblin like you, and I haven't eaten yet! I said, are you all in the capital so out of tune? ”

The girl just grabbed a green vegetable and sent it to her mouth, the green vegetable was bitten by her, half of it was cut into her mouth, and the other half fell on the table, chewed it twice, stretched her neck, swallowed it, and asked Zhou Xiaocao: "Why do you call him an old immortal?" Haha, interesting, do you know who he is? ”

Zhou Xiaocao sighed in his heart, and said that guy can't be an official, right? As everyone knows, even if the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty saw someone, they had to obediently salute and say "Lord", which is much more powerful than the big officials.

He turned his heart on the side and said, "I don't care who he is!" Anyway, I don't like him, so I ignore him, and that's enough! ”

The girl smiled: "You are very interesting! is not afraid of power, just like the ancient strong order, no wonder people like my eldest brother have a blue eye for you. You call it, Yu doesn't hide his flaws, hahaha! ”

Zhou Xiaocao had a black line on his face, turned his head and asked Yan Qixia: "I'm hungry, are you hungry?" ”

Yan Qixia nodded and said, "But I can't eat spicy, the food here is too spicy." ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Then you pick up the non-spicy food, I'm going to eat it!" ”

Grab a pair of chopsticks, reverse one end, knock the other end on the table, so that the two chopsticks are the same, and start eating.

"Ah——! This dish is my favorite food, and you dare to grab it from me? Wow, you're really robbing, I'm grabbing, I'm grabbing, I'm grabbing! ”

"No, there's only one piece left, this one is mine - ouch, you're so fast!"

"Zhou Xiaocao, I'm going to kill you! I couldn't grab it, and I actually bit it off my chopsticks."

Imperial Palace, Wenxuan Palace.

There were two people standing in front of Emperor Tianze. Two men. Two men with similar temperaments.

No matter where the two men are placed, they are all images of intellectuals. However, in front of Emperor Tianze, in front of the ruler of the entire world, they all restrained their temperament and lowered their eyebrows.

Emperor Tianze said in a hoarse voice: "Say! Go on! ”

The two men looked at each other, then each raised their heads, and both looked at the ceiling, both of them snorting in their noses.

Emperor Tianze smiled in disappointment, and then said, "How many years?" Raise soldiers for a thousand days and use them for a while! I've cultivated the Holy Gate for so long, and once you're released, that's how you've fooled me? Do you want to live anymore? ”

Hearing that the emperor was angry, both of them were so frightened that they knelt down with a "poof".

One said: "The emperor is angry! What Weichen said, every sentence is true, that week Xiaocao is really bullshit, and it can't be created! ”

The other hurriedly said, "Your Majesty! Zhou Xiaocao is a talented person, and he responded to the rumors of the reincarnation of Tiankuixing! ”

It turned out that these two people were the people of the Holy Gate who had been secretly cultivated by Emperor Tianze for many years, one was Zha Yong, and the other was Bai Qingzhi. These two people were sent by Emperor Tianze to test Zhou Xiaocao, but after they came back, they got two diametrically opposed pieces of information, and Emperor Tianze couldn't help but be furious, thinking that at least one of the two people was lying, so he became angry. These two people are trembling with fear now, and they don't know what the emperor is going to do with him. But in their hearts, they just think that the other person is lying, and they are being implicated. Therefore, the eyes that looked at each other were full of resentment.