Chapter 32: Brainlessness and Unhappyness

Li Kui was beaten again, held his head and opened his strange eyes: "Come again!" My iron bull's head is not a sandbag, how can my brother become addicted? ”

Dai Zong said angrily: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!" Close your beak and stand by me!" ”

Li Kui muttered, "What's wrong with me? I asked Brother Song Jiang to change his clothes, did he still say the wrong thing? and urine clothes are worn on the body, which one can stand it? ”

Dai Zong said angrily: "You still dare to talk back? ”

Li Kui reluctantly came out with three words, clearly looking to stop the battle but actually facing the battle: "Who topped it?" ”

Dai Zong was furious and reprimanded Li Kui. In front of so many heroes, Li Kui was scolded, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, jumped up and shouted: "But don't you bite my bird?" Brother Song Jiang is covered in, why don't you let him change his clothes? Brother stinks, our faces, is it very bright? ”

The heroes looked at each other when they heard this, and they wanted to laugh but it was inconvenient, so they had to hold back desperately, and they almost had internal injuries.

But listening to the black whirlwind, he continued to express his high opinion: "Brother stinks, so many of us gather around him, won't we become green-headed flies?" If the heroes on the rivers and lakes know about it, how much shame will they suffer? You can bear it, but I can't bear it! ”

Ximen Qingzheng was amused, but when he heard that he was in danger of turning into a green-headed fly, he hurriedly stood up and set things right. He played a round and said: "Brother Tieniu, I'm afraid that you are mistaken, what is on Brother Gongming's clothes is not." ”

Li Kui's eyes widened in a hurry, and he shouted, "Why don't you even believe in me Tie Niu?" Brother Song Jiang's body stinks, obviously he was pulled up by a bubble of when he cut off his head! ”

When Ximenqing heard this, he was secretly amused in his heart, but he still said skillfully: "Well! Or maybe it's Brother Tie Niu, you're mistaken. Brother Gongming has been in prison for more than a month, and he has lived in prison for a long time, who will help him wash his clothes? There is some smell on the clothes, which is not surprising. ”

Li Kui was furious and shouted, "You bastard! How can you say what is right is negative, and what is black is white? For more than a month, I Tieniu has been serving Brother Song Jiang in prison, are you saying that I Tieniu is not serving well? On my brother's clothes, it's obviously a new piece of! ”

Ximenqing said deliberately: "Brother Gongming is a hero, where is the reason to on his clothes?" ”

Li Kui was so excited by Ximen Qing that he only thought about rejecting Ximen Qing's defense, so he lost the door on his lips, and loudly exposed Song Jiang's ugly state not long ago: "Cai Jiu's prefect went to arrest Brother Song Jiang, and my brother even dared to roll in the pile of and urine, why wouldn't he on his clothes?" ”

When all the heroes listened, they were extremely embarrassed. This embarrassment does not come from the excrement involved in Li Kui's words, but everyone doesn't want to believe that Brother Gongming, who always seems to be arrogant and dry on weekdays, seems to be so buried when the official authority is at the end, and he actually doesn't care about anything, and rolls into the pile of and urine......

This kind of mental embarrassment is the most fatal blow to prestige.

After Ximen Qing and Li Kui exchanged a few words one by one, they stopped just right, as if Xiucai had just met a soldier and couldn't explain it reasonably. And the smell of dung involving Song Jiang is left to everyone to taste!

Li Kuiwu was noisy there, but Zuihou still stood up and said: "Tie Niu, your brother Song Jiang has just woken up, he must be hungry, if you continue to care like this, starving him, how can you bear it?" ”

Hearing that Chao Gai was reasonable, Li Kui was stunned, and hurriedly bowed to Song Jiang and said, "Brother Hugh blames Tie Niu for being reckless!" ”

Song Jiang was tossed by Li Kui like this, he was really sitting on pins and needles, and he had no place to be ashamed, but he couldn't have a seizure. Now seeing Li Kui bowing down, he reluctantly smiled: "Brother doesn't have to be so polite, please hurry up!" ”

Mu Hong stepped forward and said, "The bath water and a change of clothes have been purchased." I invited Brother Gongming to bathe and change clothes, and then we had a banquet in the hall to pick up the wind and wash the dust for Brother Gongming! ”

Everyone agreed in an uproar, Song Jiang borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and quickly followed behind Mu Da's buttocks, and escaped from this place of right and wrong.

After a long time, Song Jiang finished bathing, put on a brocade embroidered jacket, cleaned up all over his body, and came out to meet all the heroes. Between the behaviors, he is still commanding and quite magnificent. But in the eyes of everyone at this time, I don't know weishenme, there is always an indescribable awkward feeling.

At this time, Mu Hong had already arranged for Zhuang Ke to let go of a cow, slaughtered more than a dozen pigs, sheep, chickens, geese, fish, and ducks, and prepared a very rich feast, treating all the heroes, and celebrating with Song Jiang. Everyone sat at the table, drank in the middle, and talked about many episodes, Song Jiang heard that Ximen Qing passed through the door and did not enter, and galloped thousands of miles to help Jiangzhou, just to save his own life, he felt deeply in his heart, and raised his glass to toast to Ximen Qing again and again.

Ximen Qing thanked him on his face, and sneered in his heart: "You black guy, you are just used to making false benevolence and false righteousness in your life to win people's hearts, and I don't know how many heroes you will play with in your hands!" Now that you have met me today, how can you be allowed to run rampant again? Are you full of righteousness? I will be more righteous than you! We all stand there and compare, which one is more true in terms of benevolence and righteousness! More convincing! ”

Chao Gai also talked about how Ximen Qing arranged a strategy to rob the Dharma field in four ways. Song Jiang raised his glass when he heard this: "Brother Siquan, with profound scheming and clever calculations, is really the pillar of today's world!" ”

Ximen Qingqian said: "Where is it!" Compared to our Liangshan's useless military advisor, Mr. Wu Fake Liang, the little brother is really far behind! ”

Hearing Ximen Qing talk about Zhiduoxing Wu Yongwu Junshi, most of the Liangshan brothers were very disappreciative in their hearts, but everyone didn't say much in front of the heroes of Huangmen Mountain and the heroes of Jiangzhou.

zuihou, Jiang Jing said that when it came to Cai's mansion, how Ximen Qing killed chickens and monkeys, deterred Cai Jiu's prefect, so that the dog official did not dare to resist slightly, Zuihou kidnapped Cai Jiu's family and Huang Wenbing. Song Jiang was overjoyed when he heard that Huang Wenbing had been captured, jumped up and said, "Brother Siquan, where is Huang Wenbing?" ”

Ximen Qing said with a smile: "That guy is being locked in the back room at the moment, and there are brothers who are specially guarded, and he can't fly out with his wings, just waiting for Brother Gongming to fall!" ”

Song Jiang gritted his teeth and said: "Huang Wenbing's house, searching for roots and picking teeth in the ears of Cai Jiu's prefect, instigating poison several times, and fighting for some harm to my and Dean Dai's lives!" How can this revenge not be avenged? Brother Siquan captured this guy for me, which shows that it is a great favor! In this case, please ask my brother to bring Huang Wenbing's wife up, so that my Song Jiang can be angry! "This is exactly what it is:

I said that the and urine were thick faced, and I looked vicious to the villain. But I don't know what Huang Wenbing's life is, and listen to the next decomposition.