If he saw the ghost, Lin Huaan shook off the old man who was dragging him with a palm, and said: "It's okay if you are a dead old man, don't think everyone is the same as you, live by giving your mother's toes to Tian, or a man." Get out of here! ”

The old man who was stomping his feet was thrown off and staggered, but the young master's ambitious words made him stunned, and his tear-stained old face was sluggish for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he seemed to be overly frightened and pounced, and grabbed Lin Hua'an and asked, "Less...... Young Master, you ...... What's wrong with you? It looks like a sudden change in person. ”

"Yes, Lao Tzu is also very strange how to come to this ghost place for no reason." Squinting at the old man, Lin Huaan, who was muttering to himself, flicked his sleeves and scolded: "What hell clothes." After throwing off his sleeves, he tore open the placket to reveal his thin body, and then scolded: "The eight-pack abs that took more than ten years to train turned out to be mysteriously missing." After scolding, he walked out of the outer room, raised his head and scolded: "It feels like it's shrunk by one size, it's really fucking enough." ”

Outside the room is a bending corridor, there are flowers and grass outside the corridor, not the kind of flowers and plants that are well maintained, but belong to the flowers and grasses that have not lived for a long time, and the wildflowers and weeds are overgrown. There was a big water tank not far away, and my throat was already burning with thirst, so it was good to have water, and I didn't boil it, so I immediately trotted towards the big water tank.

"Fuck me!" Before he arrived at the water tank, he didn't have time to drink half a drop of water, and was surprised to see the person reflected in the water, Lin Hua Anzhai jumped up three feet high, and retreated four or five steps away from the water tank, as if he let the thunder and lightning hit the ground card for a few seconds, and then raised his hands to look blankly.

These are white and delicate hands, and they can't be lifted at first glance. In his impression, there used to be such a soft palm, but that was ten years ago, because he was pampered since he was a child, in addition to holding a pen and touching a woman, he did have such a pair of hands, but ......

His head was confused, Lin Huaan seemed to be afraid of something, and moved closer to the water tank in small steps, and when the reflection of the water surface jumped into his eyes, he was almost scared like a scream.

"What the hell? What's hairy? Lao Tzu has rejuvenated? "Stretch your neck and look into the water, such a thin skin and tender flesh, isn't he eighteen years old? Confused, he raised his hand and touched his shoulder-length hair, muttering to himself: "When did Lao Tzu have long hair?" ”

The old man who came out of the chase saw that the young master was stunned, and he didn't understand what was wrong with him? Be careful and call softly: "Young Master, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Huh?" Suddenly coming back to his senses, Lin Huaan's eyebrows were upside down, and he turned around and looked up and down at the common old slave in this costume drama, and his stopped brain was running quickly. He did crash, but what about the car? Before the crash, my head was drunk, but why didn't I even feel half a drop of alcohol?

Everything turned out to be wrong, and the most bizarre thing was the change in himself, the muscles in his body were inexplicably gone, and he returned to the appearance of an eighteen-year-old.

Wait a minute......

Was this limp body really when he was eighteen years old? Since he was a child, his family has been rich, but he has received a special agent training course, and no matter how soft he is at the age of eighteen, he can't be such a super weak chicken.

After some contemplation, he squeezed his fist and exhaled forward, split his right leg, twisted his waist and soared into the air, which is the common counter-scissor kick in secret agent movies.

Tong Tian is the old man has seen it since he was a child, he saw that the young master suddenly had a cold face, although he didn't know what he was doing, but how had he ever seen the young master so capable and courageous, and he was sluggish and asked: "Young master...... Master...... You...... What are you? ”

The tricks are still there, but they don't have much strength. Clenched his fists, Lin Huaan turned around, suddenly remembered the most important thing in the world, and was suddenly shocked, quickly ripped open his pants, lowered his head and saw that the caterpillar was still there, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, still not very relieved to put his hand into the trousers and touch it, but he muttered: "It's okay, it's okay, it's not bad for half an inch, fortunately, fortunately." ”

"Huh?" The old man was shocked to see that the young master was obscene and said that he was lucky, the old face was grotesque and difficult to tell, and asked in a low voice: "Young master, what are you doing?" ”

"It's nothing, it's nothing." Doing this kind of thing in front of others, Hua An also felt embarrassed, waved his hand and smiled: "Although I feel seven or eight centimeters shorter, it is still acceptable to be about one meter eight." When the words fell, seeing that the old man looked confused, he knew that he didn't understand, and asked, "By the way, where is this?" ”

"This ......" didn't understand what the young master was doing at all, and when he heard the inquiry, the old man replied sluggishly: "Young master, this is Lin'an Dong City?" You...... ...... the hell What the hell is going on? ”

Lin'an Dong City? Although Lin Huaan moved to Seattle at the age of ten, he was not so muddy that he didn't even know the history of the motherland, besides, he was a famous prodigy since he was a child, although he didn't dare to say that he would never forget it at a glance, but it was about the same, and he immediately knew that the Tao was in the Song Dynasty.

The Song Dynasty was divided into the Southern Song Dynasty and the Northern Song Dynasty, and the Northern Song Dynasty was a sad dynasty. However, according to the old man's call Lin'an, he should be in the Southern Song Dynasty, this Southern Song Dynasty was founded by Zhao Gou, the royal family of Kang Wang, when Jingkang was ashamed, and ascended the throne in Shangqiunan, Henan, so it was called the Southern Song Dynasty, and the capital city was renamed Lin'an Mansion in Hangzhou.

"What about the current president...... Oh no, who is the emperor now? Knowing where he was, Lin Hua'an was at ease when he came, and asked without being surprised: "Is it Gaozong Zhao Gou, or Xiaozong Zhao Yan, or Guangzong Zhao Xuan?" ”

The old man's face was dumbfounded, a lot of sects and a lot of Zhao, I don't know what the young master is talking about? He asked blankly: "Young Master, what are you talking about?" ”

Asked by the old man, Lin Hua'an frowned, and said angrily: "What is the name of your emperor?" What year is it? ”

"Ahh Hearing that the young master was asking about the emperor's name, the old man was startled, and hurriedly rushed forward and waved his hand and shouted: "The young master must not be so disrespectful to the emperor, let people hear it...... Whoever wants to be killed. ”

"Alright, alright." Seeing that the old man was so frightened, Lin Huaan rolled his eyes angrily, lowered his voice and asked, "As far as the two of us know, you tell me." ”

"Yes...... Be. Although the old man didn't know what was wrong with the young master, as a slave, he should obey, and a pair of old eyes looked at the dead silence like thieves, and then said in a very low voice: "The emperor's name is Xiang Huashun, and it has been five years since Shaozong. ”

"Xiang Huashun? Five years of Shaozong? Hearing this name, Lin Hua'an's old face was as stunned as a donkey, and he repeatedly recited Xiang Huashun's name in his mouth, and searched all over the Northern Song Dynasty and Southern Song Dynasty in his mind, where did he come out with a surname? Besides, in the 5,000-year history of China, which dynasty has ever had an emperor with a surname?

"Damn!" It's really hell, Lin Huaan picked his scalp, stretched his arm to the north and asked: "Is there a country called Dajin in Henan, Shandong and the northeast of the Great Wall?" Is there a very capable Genghis Khan in the northwest called Mongolia? Twisting his arm and facing west: "Is there a country called Xixia in the Qinling region where the emperor has been buried since ancient times?" There is Tubo next to it, and below Tubo is Dali? ”

The old man nodded and shook his head again and again, and corrected: "There is Dajin in the north, but the land of Heshuo was taken back by the prince of the county six years ago. In the northwest, there is such a grazing country as Mongolia, but it is not known who Genghis Khan is. He pointed his finger to the west, and then said: "Xixia two hundred years ago let the prince conquer, and now the land of Guanzhong was robbed by Xiliao, Tubo is next door Yes, but I have never heard of such a country as Dali, Yunnan has Dali City, where is the prince and the former residence, but the prince of the county also moved to the beginning of the year, everyone said that the prince of the county is the reincarnation of the prince. ”

"What's that?" Lin Huaan not only had a headache, but the egg also hurt faintly, isn't this hell? When my brain was knotted, I suddenly remembered the science and non-science colleges in Massachusetts, the science colleges said that the universe is layered, and the non-science schools said that space is multidimensional. Thinking that I crashed into a car and crashed away from my soul, and my soul overlapped on a person who had the same aura as me, but was of a different era, this is not nonsense, right? If it's nonsense, how can he be such a ghost? If the non-scientific rationale is correct, what is so strange about the emergence of a different but similar world?

That being said, Nima is exaggerating.

Lin Huaan, who was in a daze, had hot and cold sweat stains on his forehead, and for a while, he seemed to be calmly raising his hand to wipe the sweat, and suddenly ran wildly towards a corridor pillar in the corridor, jumping up, and the octopus was entangled in the wooden pillar and roared: "Don't, Lao Tzu's more than 200 million, God, don't play, fuck, poison your old mother's card!" "Mandarin and Hokkien are mixed together, and the eggs are broken.

I can't describe the old man's sluggishness with consternation, no matter how much I hate God, I don't have to hug the pillar, besides, the young master has grown up watching him since he was a child, so he doesn't have a good chance of hugging the pillar and scolding him.

"Less, less...... Master. I really couldn't figure it out, the old man ran behind the octopus in a dumbfounded manner, and hurriedly persuaded: "As long as the young master doesn't gamble anymore and behaves well, everything will be fine, and the lord and lady will definitely forgive you in the spirit of heaven, come down, come down quickly." ”

Turned God's whole family upside down, and did not flash back to the twenty-first century, and this curse made the already dry throat even more dumb, Lin Huaan hooked the corners of his eyes and slid down the wooden pillar with tears on his eyes, his shoulders were paralyzed like a walking corpse, he was bored, he wanted to cry and die in front of the water tank without tears, drowned himself, and buried his whole head in the tank.

The originally dry blood soaked in water and dissolved, and the tingling pain spread throughout the body with the nervous system, and he drank several big sips, Lin Huaan thought that dodging was the patent of the ostrich, and he should not infringe on it, so he pulled out the wet head from the water tank, picked off the disgusting long hair that was sticking to his neck, turned to the old man and beckoned: "Are there any scissors?" Help me cut my hair off. ”

These words made the old man's eyes grieve and tears glistened in his eyes, and he knelt down and shouted: "Young master, we have only your lone seedling left in Tongfu, don't think about cutting your hair and becoming a monk." ”

"What?" This faithful old slave thought he was going to become a monk? Lin Huaan stepped forward to help him up, crying and laughing, pointing to the stinging head and saying: "The head is all broken, and the hair is like this, and it is uncomfortable to die on the neck, I can't stand being a vegetarian for the rest of my life." ”

"Really...... It's true? It was hard to believe that the young master would support himself, the old man was overjoyed and speechless, and hurriedly asked: "Does the young master really want to change his mind and be a new man?" ”

Is there anything he needs to do again? Lin Azhen's face was blank, and he squinted at the old slave in front of him, but seeing that his old face had an indescribable joy, he thought to himself that the aunt in the room just now couldn't be Tong Tian's mother, right? According to the fat man scolding Tong Tian's livestock, just now the old man persuaded him not to gamble anymore, this Tong Tian is definitely not just a bird.