"I'm not drunk, it's still early!"

After returning from the banquet, the car traveled for a long time, and after getting out of the car, Xue Li was still unsteady walking, but he pushed away the driver who wanted to help him. At the door of the house, after he tried to stand up straight, he kindly grabbed the driver's hand and said, "Okay, Xiao Li, I'm here." Xiexie you've got you today! You should hurry up and go back, Xiao Li is good. ”

“haode。 Old leader, then I'm leaving! Seeing that Xue Li had opened the door, the driver called Xiao Li turned around and left with confidence, and when he went downstairs, he couldn't help but scold while taking out his mobile phone: "Damn! also said that he was not drunk, and the people he met every day would call me Xiao Li for a while, and Xiao Zheng for a while, Lao Tzu's surname was Song! ”

Xiao Song went downstairs and got into the car, probably feeling very embarrassed, and slammed the steering wheel again: "Another villain has the ambition again, this world!" ”

Although he is called an old leader, Xue Li is actually not old. When he first graduated and entered his current unit, he was a small leader, and he stayed here for more than ten years, so he was indeed a little "old".

Of course, Xue Li was not drunk, although his steps were a little shaky, he knew it in his heart. Today's Xue Li has long since lost the youthfulness he had when he first worked. At the wine table, he has reached the point where he is exquisite, doing whatever he wants, getting drunk when he wants, being sober when he wants to be sober, and being confused when he wants to be confused. A very few close friends, knowing that he drank unfathomablely, gave him a nickname, called "Eighteen Duan" in the wine.

But today, Xue Li, who drank assured wine, was indeed a little higher, and he called Xiao Song's name wrong, maybe it made Xiao Song think that he was drunk because he couldn't drink, maybe he was just joking with him.

Before, Xue Li was troubled by Xiao Song for using a car on official business. When he got off work today, Xiao Song took the initiative to come over to see him off, but Xue Li refused on the grounds that the bus was not good for private use, and there were many people with heads and faces in the unit at that time, and Xiao Song's face immediately became red. Who doesn't know that one-third of this bus belongs to him Xiao Song!

But in less than three minutes, Xiao Song came again, and he had to drive home on the way, so he insisted on sending Xue Li to the banquet. Xue Li couldn't help it, his face was too bad, so he took Xiao Song's car. On the way, Xiao Song also gave Xue Li a box of Sanluo brand fresh milk, inserted the straw, and handed it to Xue Li's mouth, saying that it was the most haode milk at present. Xue Li was helpless and took a small sip.

After arriving at the door of the hotel, Xiao Song took the initiative to say, "Old leader, I'll go back first." ”

A few hours later, Xue Li was full of wine and food, and went out in a daze, and when he just beckoned, he found that Xiao Song was still waiting outside the door!

In this way, the other third of the bus became Xue Li's again. Although Xue Li's heart was hot, he couldn't say anything.

You must know that a certain public just occasionally showed a table during a meeting, and it was pulled out by the Internet; A certain woman just accidentally lit up her bag, and she was doxxed!

Resist corrosion! He has just climbed to the top of the list, and this must be paid special attention to, and it seems that the first fire in office has been determined where it will burn.

After years of silent forbearance, he was extremely excited to finally pick up the top position, which is also the main reason for today's dizziness. He took the initiative to ask a few high school classmates to come out to celebrate, and he indulged a little, but he didn't control it much, and after a few rounds, it was a little bit bad. When I got on the elevator, I felt dizzy and dry mouth, and after entering the house, I shook my hand and brought the door, so I shouted: "Aunt Zhang, is it convenient for Aunt Zhang?" Bring me a glass of boiled water! ”

"Ouch! Why do you drink so much? Out of the bedroom was his wife, Ajiao, with a dissatisfied and coquettish face. She was six months pregnant, but she was going to help Xue Li. Xue Li's eyes were quick, and he hugged her and made her butt on the sofa

"Old classmate, is it okay not to drink? What about Aunt Zhang? Xue Li said helplessly.

"She has an urgent matter at home, so it's good to go back to the conference."

"Oh yes! Look at it, look at it, if you know this, how can I go and eat? My lady is home alone, can she pay it back? Xue Li hurriedly got up and waved to his wife.

Ajiao smiled "poof": "Less poor!" It's like something, isn't it just pregnant, it's only six months, how can it be so delicate? ”

Seeing that the water dispenser was empty, Xue Li had no choice but to use an electric cooker to boil water, and then took out a packet of fresh milk from the refrigerator. Ah Jiao suddenly said as if she remembered something: "Hey, by the way, speaking of old classmates, have you watched the news today?" An old classmate of yours, the head of the drug testing team, Guo, ......"

"I knew it yesterday, and I was shuanggui!"

"It's worse than the last wine pesticide incident! Those people are too lacking in morality, and they can still invent this kind of long and lean thing, Lao Guo deserves it! Ajiao said indignantly. After all, in the past, Xue Li's family often drank that brand of wine and often ate this brand of ham. Because of Team Leader Guo's matter, Ajiao also shifted her anger to Xue Li: "How can you have such a classmate? ”

"This ...... Xiaojiao, do I have the right to choose my classmates? Xue Li spread out his hands and said innocently.

Ajiao glared at Xue Li fiercely, got up and walked towards the bedroom.

Xue Li, who has always regarded himself as honest, looked at Ajiao's widening back and said to her: "As long as we are not greedy or possessive, I will never be a man with a conscience." Hey, why do you still buy this brand of milk? How many times have I told Aunt Zhang, I can't quench my thirst by drinking this! ”

Looking at the three brand fresh milk in front of him, Xue Li was very dissatisfied. As if venting, I pressed the remote control casually, and saw a beautiful female anchor telling a joke on the screen: "Leading cadres must adhere to the principle of three nos: basically don't eat their own food; I don't spend my own salary; His wife ......"

Dizzy! Which one is this? It's so boring! Xue Li hurried everything, but this time it was an advertisement for three masturbations: "Three times a day, healthy and happy, with unlimited desire!" Angry, Xue Li immediately shut down.

"Hungry for infinite milk! I definitely drank it this time and wanted to do it next time, it's a pity not to drink it! Ajiao came out of the bedroom, looking a little playful, and then pointed to the pure natural skin care products in her hand in annoyance and said, "I use this thing every day, why do I feel that my skin has become darker?" Is it fake? There's really nothing to believe now! ”

"Fake? Do you know how expensive this is? It took a few months of Lao Tzu's salary to buy your small box! Of course, this was just Xue Li muttering in his heart.

Xue Li has heard what his wife said just now, and he has heard it several times recently, and he is too lazy to answer seriously. He has always believed that in order to change all this, only the fundamental level of improving the moral quality of corporate leaders can be done in an all-round way. And where do business leaders come from? From the masses. Therefore, only by improving the fundamental quality of the whole society can we do it! How to improve the quality of the whole society? That has to be the leader first...... Alas! It's annoying, endless!

"If you like to use it, you can't die! Who let you use it? He muttered something quietly, and the thought of the above question made him feel inexplicably irritated. Perhaps because of the effect of alcohol, he complained in front of his pregnant wife for the first time. However, as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a little pain in his stomach, "This wine is really powerful, it's a little attacked, ouch...... Yes......! ”

Suddenly, he felt that the pain suddenly increased to the point that he couldn't do it, and a few words quickly flashed in his mind: "The plasticizer is exceeded!" ”