Chapter 187: Bullshit Burning Paper in the Air

In this way, Yuan Laodao disregarded his posture and danced the 'mechanical dance' with tea time in the Lizheng Hall in an unkempt manner.

By the time Yuan Datianshi's movements slowly stopped, he was already half-dressed, and his face still had the flush of intense activity.

After being stunned for more than twenty breaths, Yuan Tiangang finally came back to his senses, he slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity, slowly sorted out the robe on his body, and straightened the Dao crown on his head.

"Dao Chief, how do you feel?" Li Yuanba took a step forward and asked with a strange expression.

Yuan Tiangang took out a brocade handkerchief, wiped the sweat that appeared on his forehead at some point, and said slowly:

After this object enters the body, there will be a brief hallucination, so that the actions and expressions of the eater are completely uncontrolled by thoughts, and they become profligate and dance wildly. In this process, the body of the eater begins to slowly relax, and with the exertion of the medicinal effect, the whole person is in a fluttering fairyland, like falling into a fairyland! ”

Nima, this feels absolute. Forcing is poisonous. Quality! In addition to poison. What else has such a strong psychedelic feeling?

When Li Yuanba heard this, his face changed suddenly, he looked at the gray-red pill in his hand, he was like a tiger, and he almost threw the bottle out at once-

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Yuan Tiangang waved his arm and said, "After these feelings, an infinite amount of energy will pour out from all parts of the eater's body, and then the eater will feel that there is inexhaustible strength in his body, as if a punch can break a grinding plate!" ”

"Dao Chief, have you ever seen an elixir with the same effect before?" Li Yuanba asked.

Yuan Tiangang replied almost without hesitation: "Yes!" Ma Shen San! ”

"Ma Shen San? What medicine? Before Li Yuanba could speak, Li Shimin took the lead in asking.

"Ma Shen San medicine prescription began with the Han people, by the Wei people He Yan first took, it was born from'Wushi San', in addition to the stalactite, sulfur, white quartz, purple quartz, red stone and other things inherent in Wushi San, but also deliberately added Tianzhu's black fragrance ointment." Yuan Tiangang said eloquently, "And this 'Wushi San' already contains a certain amount of toxicity. Plus the addictive nature of black incense ointment. If you take it for a long time, you will die and live! ”

"What?" When Li Shimin heard this, his face suddenly turned extremely blue.

"Your Majesty, this medicine should be cut off as soon as possible, otherwise, your body will be in danger!"

Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui were still very convinced of Yuan Tiangang's words, and after hearing this, they hurriedly began to persuade Li Shimin.

There was anger rising in Li Shimin's voice, and he stared at Yuan Tiangang deadly. said: "Yuan Tiangang, what evidence do you have for this?" ”

Yuan Tiangang paused for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Poor Dao doesn't have any credentials!" ”

"Without credentials, how can I trust you?" Li Shimin is very unwilling, this 'refreshment pill' is very effective for him, if there is no actual evidence to show that this thing is a poison that makes people call it like a tiger, Li Shimin will definitely not give up.

"Brother Huang, brother has a way!"

Li Shimin's voice just fell. Li Yuanba said: "Brother Huang, it's actually very simple! Let that Feng Jiusi swallow the 'Refreshment Pill' on his own, and give ten pieces a day, a few days later. The effect is self-evident! ”

After all, he couldn't resist everyone's persuasion, and Li Shimin finally said: "Okay, just use your method!" ”

……

On the small square in front of the Imperial Medical Department, a team of medical workers. Under the command of two young Taoist priests, various things were carried back and forth.

These things don't seem to match at all, there are dry wood, charcoal, rakes, hammers, ...... All sorts of miscellaneous things were placed in separate categories in the small square. And our Feng Jiusi Feng Banxian is an old god meditating on a Dharma platform that is no taller than a meter high.

"Saint to!"

Just when these medical workers were busy with their work, Liu Sanshui's tall and shrill voice sounded, and then they saw Li Shimin, Fang, Du Liangxiang, Yuan Tiangang and Li Yuanba, slowly coming from outside the small square.

The officials of the Imperial Doctor's Office all hurried out of the main hall, stood on the edge of the small square, and respectfully saluted the people.

Li Shimin waved his hand to the ministers, looked at Feng Jiusi, who was still meditating with his eyes closed on the platform, a complicated look flashed on his face, and then he shook his head and said, "Daoist Feng, is it okay to start!" ”

Feng Jiusi opened his eyes, shook the dust in his hand slightly, and said, "Your Majesty, please wait for a moment!" ”

When the words landed, Lao Dao jumped directly from the Dharma platform and strolled to the Dharma table placed at the front of the small square.

On the Dharma table, there is a long moon-white cloth, with two yin and yang fish at the four corners and in the center, and on the Dharma table, the god tablet of Taishang Laojun Li Er is located in the center, and next to it are two white candles.

Directly in front of the god card, there was already white smoke curling on the three-legged incense burner, and the fragrance was diffuse.

After that, there is a peach wood sword, a soul bell, chicken blood cinnabar, red rune paper, and six copper coins...... But there are a lot of things that Taoists can use.

This may seem to outsiders to be well-equipped and well-prepared, worthy of being called a half-immortal. But in the eyes of Yuan Tiangang and Li Yuanba, it is a bit pretentious and too pretentious, as if he was afraid that others would not know that he was a Taoist priest, and deliberately used it as a faΓ§ade.

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"Apprentice, please golden boy!"

Feng Jiusi had been on the Combat Power Law Table for a long time, and suddenly picked up the peachwood sword and scolded loudly.

The two young Taoist priests who were always paying attention to Feng Jiusi's dynamics heard this, their footsteps changed, their bodies were intertwined, and in their respective hands, a stack of rice paper tied with fine hemp rope appeared, and the size was twice as large as the A4 paper in the later life.

"Offering!"

The two Taoist priests shouted, aimed in the direction of the sun, and threw the rice paper tied together in their hands into the air.

"Whoa!"

The rice paper flew out directly from the hands of the two of them.

At this time, Feng Jiusi also moved, only to see his mouth open and close, muttering, and at the same time his body shook violently, when the two stacks of rice paper rose to the highest sky, Feng Jiusi's eyes lit up, and he scolded: "Golden boy is now, Samadhi is really burning!" ”

"Boom!"

As Feng Jiusi's words landed, the two stacks of rice paper that were thrown high in the air spontaneously combusted without fire, and the fire burned more and more vigorously by the wind, and when they fell, the flames had burned the rice paper almost to the ground, and wisps of black paper ash withered, falling on the white snow that had not completely melted, which was extremely dazzling.

"W-what the hell is this?"

"It's on, it's on, do you see it? So why did the rice paper spontaneously combust without fire? ”

"Didn't you hear Daoist Feng's words just now, the golden boy who invited you has lit the true fire of Samadhi!"

The entire small square fell into a deathly silence, and after a while, the officials of the Imperial Doctor's Department who were watching the magic on the side of the small square all began to whisper, expressing extreme horror and worship for this miraculous phenomenon in front of them.

At this time, there was no such thing as science, and every time something happened that the people couldn't understand, it must be linked to gods and ghosts.

"Yuanba, do you see? If Feng Jiusi is just an old liar who eats, drinks and is rich, then how can this be explained? Li Shimin looked at the black paper ash withered in the wind and snow, and looked at Li Yuanba, Yuan Tiangang and the others in an inquiring tone.

"Daoist Yuan, can you do this?" Seeing Li Shimin's inquiring gaze, Du Ruhui approached Yuan Tiangang and asked in a low voice.

Yuan Tiangang stared at Feng Jiusi for a long time, and then said, "Poor Dao can do it without relying on fire candles and lighting the white paper. But if it's so far away, I'm afraid it's a little difficult! ”

"Huh? Can't you even do it, Daoist Yuan? "Now Du Ruhui is a little dumbfounded, you Yuan Tiangang is my recognized Heavenly Master of the Tang Dynasty, and even you are willing to bow down, so how can you expose this Feng Jiusi's deception?

Compared with the anxiety of Yuan Tiangang and the others, Li Yuanba was silent this time.

It's not that he didn't see through the mystery, but he was about to laugh out of his big teeth in his heart:

"Bullshit, burning paper in the air? This has to be put on hold in modern times, I'm afraid that even first-grade children understand what is going on, and the old liar is really funny. Forced, such a little trick still has the face to come out, my brother is really drunk! ”

Speaking of which, there are many kinds of tricks that can cause paper to spontaneously combust, among which the most widespread and well-known in later generations is to smear white phosphorus on white paper.

White phosphorus is a white or light yellow translucent solid, the texture is very soft, brittle when cold, the color becomes darker when the light is seen, it will catch fire at about 40 degrees Celsius in moist air, and slightly higher in dry air.

Although it is winter, the sun is shining, and the snow is slowly melting, and the air is moist, which is in line with the conditions for a fire at 40 degrees Celsius.

Looking at the white paper, the ignition point of the white paper is 183 degrees Celsius (451 degrees Fahrenheit), and compared with the paper of later generations, the rice paper of the Tang Dynasty is still at the lowest stage, and the ignition point is naturally lower than that of later generations.

The white phosphorus was smeared on the rice paper and the hemp rope tied to the outside of the rice paper, and with the two Taoist priests throwing away, the rice paper and the hemp rope began to rub violently, and the heat generated when rubbing made the local temperature of the white paper and the hemp rope reach 40 degrees Celsius, so that everyone felt very strange The scene was born.

Two huge stacks of rice paper directly ignited without fire, and with the help of the wind, they burned clean!

"Golden Boy, please come back!"

As if thinking that he had done a great thing, Feng Jiusi raised the peachwood sword in his hand upside down and plunged it directly into the law table without the slightest hindrance, which was not like a peachwood sword, but more like a metal three-foot Qingfeng.

"Good!"

Li Shimin slapped the ground and slapped his face, and said, "Daoist Feng, your spontaneous combustion technique of white paper is much smoother than the last time you performed!" ”

"Your Majesty has praised it!" Feng Jiusi owed a slight debt to Li Shimin, and said: "This time, due to the hasty preparations, and the fact that the poor Dao has lost a little vitality due to refining the 'Refreshing Pill', the technique is a little too simple, which makes Your Majesty and a few laymen laugh!" (To be continued......)