Chapter 22: Disembowelment!
By the time the backyard of the Shangshi Bureau was completely cleaned up, it was already less than three minutes.
Li Shimin, Li Yuanba and Princess Gaoyang sat at a long table, with some preserved fruits and refreshments on the table, while our black-faced general Li Changgeng led his group of thugs of the forbidden army to become the emperor's temporary imperial guards.
At this time, Wang Ran, the female official in charge of the Shangshi Bureau, trotted over, knelt down from afar, and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, this time has been cleaned up, this ...... Is this pig still killed? ”
Wang Ran said, while carefully secretly taking the corner of his eye to aim at Li Shimin, the wild boar escape incident had already collided with His Majesty, if the pig was killed again, this bloody scene would stimulate the emperor again, then even if they had nine heads, it would not be enough to cut off!
"It doesn't matter, you can do whatever you want." When Li Shimin said this, he turned his head to Princess Gao Yang and said, "Gao Yang, I will give you another chance, if you are afraid, go out and wait first!" ”
"Father~~~" The little girl said in a sweet and greasy voice: "Don't worry, Gao Yang is very bold!" Think about it, don't I also look very heroic? ”
"Heroic? You're brainless! With your small body, it's strange not to be torn to pieces by the fangs of wild boars! Li Yuanba swallowed a preserved fruit and muttered.
When Li Shimin heard this, he couldn't help but chuckle.
"What, what do you mean to be brainless? Fourth uncle, you are talking nonsense! Princess Gaoyang blushed a little when Li Yuanba said it, so she put on a straight face and was angry, "I don't want to avenge you, it's good that you're still laughing at me!" ”
"Okay, okay, you're right!" Li Yuanba smiled helplessly and said, "But, girl, seriously." When you rushed forward so recklessly before, did you think you were Cheng Biting Jin? ”
"Why did it get to Uncle Cheng again......" Princess Gaoyang was stunned for a while before she reacted, this Cheng biting gold is a well-known second stunned person in the Tang Dynasty, and the fourth uncle is still turning around and saying that he is not a brain.
"You still say, I'm really angry!" Princess Gao Yang's pink fist was raised high, and she was about to smash it down.
"Okay, stop, stop!" Li Yuanba grinned for a while and said, "Look, they're ready to use the knife." ”
"Okay, I'll let you go for now!" Princess Gao Yang was attracted by the movements of the butchers over there, blinking her eyes and looking at the stone platform not far away.
On the stone platform in the distance, the same procedure as Fang Cai was repeated again, holding down the wild boar on the stone platform, picking up the guy's stuff, and shining a stick behind the boar's ear.
Immediately afterwards, the strong man holding the ox ear knife on the edge of each stone platform stabbed the knife very skillfully on the wild boar's thick neck, and the wild boar suddenly woke up at this time, but before they could howl again, the bull ear knife was pulled away from the wild boar's neck by the strong man, and a dark red pig blood with hot air immediately sprayed out like a blood arrow.
Gradually, the blood spurted into a boiling spring, which flowed down in a moor, and beneath the dripping blood naturally came a basin.
At this time, the wild boar was still awake, but its howl was slowly weakening, and as time passed, only the dying ** remained.
In fact, when she saw this, Princess Gaoyang was already frightened to cover her eyes with her little hands, after all, for her, the scene in front of her was still too bloody, but the curiosity of the little girl made her still a little unwilling, and after a while, her fingers opened a slit, and her big eyes flashed, secretly looking out through the cracks between her fingers.
As the minutes passed, the dark red blood had thinned, and the wild boar, which had been alive before, was dead.
So, the strong men around the stone platform moved in unison, lifted the wild boar and threw it into the cauldron that was already boiling boiling water, soaked it for a while, and then carried it out.
Blowing, hair removal, sprinkling rosin, and sticking some unshaved hairs down, this series of actions are done in one go.
In the end, the wild boar that has been completely dehaired is no longer as dirty as before, but has become black, and with that cute face, it looks weirdly cute.
But what happened after this was not cute but terrible, the colorful intestines flowed all over the ground, the liver, heart and lungs, and even more irritated people's eyeballs swelled.
Except for those butchers, as well as the forbidden army and the Li Shimin brothers, all of them faded gorgeously.
Princess Gaoyang is even worse, although this girl also has the character of blowing up the sky, but she has never seen this bloody scene after all, so when the disemboweling knife just broke to the quarter of the pork belly, this girl couldn't stand it, covered her mouth and trotted into the corner, spitting up.
Those butchers, their job is to kill pigs and sheep, so they have long been used to it.
And the guards and the Tang Emperor Li Shimin, they are all masters who have fought on the battlefield and killed people for half their lives, and they have seen a lot of dead people, not to mention watching a pig killing.
Li Yuanba is nothing here, after all, he was used to seeing it in his previous life, and even looked at the pig bones that were cut out by the boning knife, and the pieces of pork that were cut, this thing actually began to swallow saliva in shame.
Of course, this is not to say that Li Yuanba's psychology has changed. state, but this product has been completely immersed in the illusion of foodies, thinking of the fat but not greasy braised pork, sweet and sour and delicious Gu Lao meat, and the rich flavor of the Northeast pig killing dishes......
"Gollum ......"
I was still thinking about the deliciousness of this dish in my mind, and the gluttonous worms in Li Yuanba's stomach had been hooked, and the sound coming out of my stomach was simply shocking!
"Huh!"
Li Shimin, who was closest to Li Yuanba, and Princess Gaoyang, who had just returned from contributing bile, all turned their heads to look at Li Yuanba when they heard this strange sound.
Before the father and daughter could speak, Li Yuanba said shamelessly: "What do you see, what is there to see?" When I was in the Liangyi Palace, I didn't eat much. Why, I'm not allowed to go hungry? ”
Hearing this divine reply, Li Shimin's expression was stunned for a moment, and Princess Gaoyang laughed unscrupulously: "Hahaha, fourth uncle, where can anyone talk so justifiably about such a shameful thing as being hungry?" Besides, this raw pork can't be eaten, and your stomach is so anxious to speak? ”
"You girl, be careful that Uncle won't invite you to dinner!" Hearing Princess Gaoyang's ridicule, Li Yuanba's face finally couldn't hold back, and he suddenly blushed.
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