Chapter 22: Accidents, Accidents

PS: Damn work, no Sundays, no holidays, last night my wife was going out to the supermarket to buy something, and I couldn't go with it, code words at home. I just want to say, are all Chinese bosses like this?

Since Zhou Xiaocao admitted the fact that he didn't know the road, he was shamefully removed from the position of the leader. This team immediately turned into a group of middle-aged and elderly people showing off their martial arts in front, followed by three young children, following step by step.

Xie Qiuyan likes to see Zhou Xiaocao, a rascal, eating deflated, and following him at this time, it doesn't mean to share the same hatred with him, but to wait for an opportunity to humiliate him. But if this girl knew the truth that Zhou Xiaocao's skin was so thick that she couldn't shake the slightest bit, I am afraid that she would not run over and humiliate herself.

"Oh, who's this? Isn't this our great Young Master Zhou? How did your old man run to the back? You're a teacher, and those in front of you are your students, and the students run to the front of the teacher, what kind of system is this? ”

In the face of Xie Qiuyan's cynicism, Zhou Xiaocao's face did not change. He is strong, he is strong, the breeze blows the hills, he is horizontal, and the bright moon shines on the river. Zhou Xiaocao successfully applied Old Man Jin's internal strength and mental method to the face, coupled with the traditional Chinese invincible magic skill Ah Q spirit, it is simply a god-like storage zΓ i, how can it be squeezed by a few words from the little girl?

Zhou Xiaocao said: "You are a student, only if I am on an equal footing with the students, can I be in love with you." Otherwise, let's have a teacher-student relationship, and it is impossible to go to Wushan Yunyu together. I don't care, I still have a wife and maid at home to use. You're miserable! ”

Xie Qiuyan knew that he wouldn't have anything good to say next, but he couldn't help the curiosity in his heart and asked, "Why am I miserable?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao turned half of his body and pressed Xie Qiuyan's left shoulder with one hand. Xie Qiuyan is the kind of petite girl, and the tall and slender Feng Yulan are two completely different styles. If you ask which one do our Zhou Da animals like? Then he will definitely tell you sΓΉ in a thief, and this will not be able to comment until the two of them go to bed at the same time to serve the eldest young master! It's called, practice makes sense. In other words, we all uh, Young Master Zhou attaches great importance to the combination of theory and practice!

Zhou Xiaocao put the big mouth that had already risen a thin layer of yellow fur to Xie Qiuyan's ear, and said, "I'm afraid that you can't stand the pain of lovesickness and can't bear it, so you and this girl Xing'er got involved in the fake phoenix." If Ling Zun knew about this, I was afraid that he would be furious. ”

Xie Qiuyan really didn't expect him to dare to say such obscene words in public. Even if it was said in his ear, the people who heard it were himself and Xing'er, but that little face that was disgusting and happy was still blushing.

But when the girl Xing'er opened her mouth, she not only blushed her little face, but almost buried that face in the two soft flesh that had begun to take shape on her chest.

I only heard the girl Xing'er open her big curious eyes and ask, "Huh?" Zhou Gongzi, how do you know what kind of false phoenix we have? ”

Okay, when she said it in her voice, it was yellow mud falling in the crotch of her pants, not but, which made Xie Qiuyan not even have the courage to refute.

Zhou Xiaocao was originally talking nonsense, but he didn't really want to ask him to bring out some deep boudoir fun, and his face was flushed with excitement, and he was very interested: "So there really is such a thing?" Then let me ask you, which of you is attacking and which is accepting? Oh, you don't understand this, so I'll ask another way, that is, which of you is more comfortable? ”

Xing'er said: "Of course, our young lady is more comfortable...... Why should I sue you! ”

Speaking of this, Xing'er also knew that she was speechless, and hurriedly closed her mouth, not daring to say anything more. However, his face turned red. People with a heart are still wondering, why are the faces of the three of them red after this moment of hard work? Could it be... This week, the young master has a leg with the daughter of the Xie Governor's Mansion? Ouch, it's so good, don't dare to offend the young master this week! If you want money, your father-in-law is a wealthy local man; wants power, people are now hiding under the skirt of the prefect's daughter, can you afford to provoke this kind of person?

Xie Qiuyan blushed and pulled Xing'er and ran forward: "Xing'er, go!" Let us go to the front, and stay out of the company with this dead rascal, lest we be bullied by him again. ”

But who knows, the team that had been moving at a constant speed in front suddenly stopped. Xie Qiuyan couldn't hold his feet, and suddenly arched forward, just hitting someone else's back. This person is also a tiger-backed bear-waisted master, two little female dolls collided with each other, and they couldn't shake it in the slightest, just like the abyss and mountains, unmoved.

But if he wasn't moved, the two little girls would have to move. The action of force is mutual, according to the law of conservation of kinetic energy, the force of two people hitting the back of this person is as great as the reaction force is great. The kind of two girls who look ahead and ignore the back will not. So he fell backwards.

Zhou Xiaocao, as a man, of course can't watch the beauty and sister go out of trouble! So I took a big horse step (many people don't know the difference between horse steps and big and small horse steps, the horse steps we usually see on TV, almost all of them are small horse steps, and they are not used much in actual combat), and the arms are spread, which can be regarded as holding the two little chicks in their arms.

A good person does it to the end, Zhou Xiaocao was worried that the two girls would fall to the sides again, so he wanted to hold them. If you want to hold on, of course, you have to find a bulge on the person's body. Fortunately, the protruding places of the two girls are easier to find, and our Young Master Zhou caught them at once.

Oh no, how is this so soft!

Young Master Zhou noticed that something was wrong, so he quickly let go of his hand and took a step back. It's just that this retreat, stepped on the hem of his skirt, and fell backwards.

When he fell, the two girls in front of him lost their support and fell backwards.

Just listen to "Ahh Oops! After a few sounds, when the people in front of them looked back, they saw Zhou Xiaocao and Young Master Zhou lying on the ground on all fours, one on each side of the two girls, falling into his arms, and the two hands of this kid were still very dishonest holding the willow waists of the two girls.

I go, is this a performance art show of postmodernism?

Of course not! This is Zhou Xiaocao, Teacher Zhou, and the daughter of the prefect.

Everyone shuddered violently, and quickly turned their faces away, this kind of messy thing is better as if they didn't see it. Even a few people looked up at the sky and said, "Oh, look, there's a!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said softly in Xie Qiuyan's ear: "Hey, Sister Qiuyan, let's get up?" ”

Xie Qiuyan did not move.

Zhou Xiaocao thought she hadn't heard, so she reached out and brushed the long hair hanging from her ear, raised her voice and said, "Kiss my sister, get up." ”

Xie Qiuyan suddenly opened his mouth and bit Zhou Xiaocao's hand, which was called a ruthless bite, and Zhou Xiaocao screamed: "I'll do it, you belong to a dog, bite so hard!" ”

It wasn't until Zhou Xiaocao suddenly withdrew his hand that Xie Qiuyan opened his little mouth with a few bloodshots and said, "Do you think people don't want to get up!" But... But this embarrassing posture made people lose any strength. ”

Zhou Xiaocao looked at Xie Qiuyan, who was sweating urgently, Zhou Xiaocao couldn't help but dry his mouth, swallowed a mouthful of spit, and said, "Good sister, brother, I can't get up either." But there was a place where it arose......"

Xie Qiuyan also felt that there was a hard strip against his inner thigh at this time, what was that? Suddenly, her face turned from red to white, and then from white to red, and she said angrily: "Zhou Xiaocao!! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!! ”

"Who's making a fuss here?"

The voice of a male duck sounded, and then I saw a boy about fourteen or fifteen years old, dressed in a crescent-white robe, with a large jade pendant hanging around his waist that was extremely incommensurate with his figure, and holding a folding fan painted with ink landscapes, appeared at the door.

But it turned out that this was the meeting place of the Northern Chamber of Commerce. I just don't know, this young kid is the son of a big business? Is that Ximen Qing? Zhou Xiaocao couldn't help but think to herself.