Chapter 563: Difficulty in Becoming a Lord

Qin Kan was as disgusting as swallowing a fly alive, no, it was a bunch of flies.

The first time he found that Li Dongyang's mouth could be poisonous to this extent, when he thought of Yingying Yanyan's Qinglou Pavilion, two old ladies with goosebumps served him to drink, and also ate tofu with his hands up and down, Qin Kan shivered, and a layer of goosebumps appeared all over his body.

Now Qin Kan finally understood why the ministers in Chengtianmen Square looked at him with such a strange and unapprehensive look.

Li Dongyang shook his head sadly: "There are many handsome and romantic people in ancient and modern times, there are good women with thin waists, there are good golden lotus small feet, and even good men are also elegant things through the ages, you Qin Kan is also a dignified marquis, don't let so many good women in the world don't want it, prefer white-haired old women, what's wrong with this?" ”

Qin Kan had a gloomy face, pursed his lips and said nothing.

Yesterday, Tang Zihe did put on the makeup of a white-haired old woman, and he did walk hand in hand with Tang Zihe by the moat, but ...... How can this be explained? Could it be that Li Dongyang told me that the wanderer who wandered with me yesterday was actually a stunning woman, but she wore makeup, what kind of makeup did she wear for Lu? It's not a big deal, recently she accidentally rebelled and killed thousands of officers and soldiers, and the government is chasing her......

If you really explain it like this, the old scholar Li will probably reward Qin Kan with a whip leg.

Seeing Qin Kan's gloomy face, Li Dongyang said curiously: "Tell me, what is the beauty of your unusual habit?" White-haired old woman...... Is it that interesting? ”

Qin Kan's face became more and more ugly, this rumor could be regarded as ruining his reputation, although Qin Kan had never cared about his reputation. But apparently this reputation is an exception. Nowadays, the social atmosphere of the Ming Dynasty is still very tolerant, the word "merry" is definitely a compliment, and all kinds of lingering sympathy between men and prostitutes in the Qinglou are written into beautiful verses, which are widely circulated in Shilin and are known as good stories.

However, Qin Kan's matter obviously does not belong to the scope of good stories, others are romantic, and people at the time are called "girl killers" and "young women killers", and it is not good to call a "village girl killer" It is also very nostalgic and elegant, and if Qin Kan's matter spreads, the scholars pointed to his backbone and called him "grandma killer". How will he live in the future?

Qin Kan looked up at the pitch-black sky. Grief and indignation.

At the end of the hour, the bell of the Bell and Drum Division rang, and the ministers were in no hurry to arrange the court according to their ranks, and the heavy palace gate slowly opened. The time has come for hundreds of officials to go to court.

Qin Kan stood in the honorable class. The face was very gloomy. Several young uncles and marquis who had inherited the title of Daddy squeezed their eyebrows at him in the team, and took advantage of the fact that the supervising imperial history on duty did not pay attention, and lowered their voices and asked the same question as Li Dongyang. What's so wonderful about the white-haired old woman?

These nobles have a good relationship with Qin Kan on weekdays, Qin Kan also occasionally invites prostitutes to buy drunk and have fun with them, and the Tianjin Xinkai City Shipping Division builds sea ships to prepare for smuggling, and these nobles also played a part and were tied to a boat by Qin Kan.

One yard to one yard, Qin Kanjing Li Dongyang is elder, he has been holding back without squeaking just now, since these few nobles who are not long-eyed have taken the initiative to put their faces together, it is not appropriate not to fan, and the interests of Tianda are all thrown aside at this moment, and they will be smoked again.

As soon as the quiet procession of courtiers entered the noon gate, the procession was very unusually chaotic.

Qin Kan, Marquis of Shanyin, somehow suddenly snatched the golden gourd hammer of the warrior of the forbidden palace next to the team, and hit several nobles headlessly, the courtiers were shocked, Yang Ting and Li at the head of the position drank several times to no avail, and several nobles were beaten by Qin Kan to cry and shout to their mothers, and they were quite powerful when Li Mengyang chased and beat the Marquis of Shouning.

The Han general in the palace saw that the situation was not right, and he didn't dare to offend Qin Kan, who was in power, so he stopped between Qin Kan and Xungui with a smiling face, and was hammered by Qin Kan's golden gourd several times in the chaos, and Qin Kan gasped for breath.

Dozens of inspectors inside and outside the team trembled with anger, pointing at Qin Kan and scolding him for being arrogant, and threatened to go to the palace to join him.

Qin Kan threw the golden gourd hammer and stood back to the court as if nothing had happened, ignoring the scolding of the imperial historians. Sweeping his gaze over the past, he always felt that today's ministers all had a scowling face, and his face was extremely hateful.

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After the small turmoil passed, the hundred officials entered the palace in turn and stood up.

In the Fengtian Palace, the eunuch shouted at the emperor's gaze, and it didn't take long for Zhu Houzhao, who was wearing a golden crown and wearing a dragon robe, to walk into the hall step by step.

Today's Zhu Houzhao seems to be different from usual, under the gaze of hundreds of officials, Zhu Houzhao walked very slowly, very carefully, his legs were clamped very tightly, and he twisted and twisted, the short road from the palace gate to the dragon chair Zhu Houzhao walked extremely hard, frowning and stopping every few steps, and then grinning and gasping, and then continued to walk, the thighs were clamped tightly, but the calves were very separated, the standard outer figure-eight steps were very ugly, but Zhu Houzhao's upper body maintained his majesty and straightened, looking casual, The demeanor is very weird.

The ministers were unhappy, the emperor walked like a ghost, looking like a eunuch who had just been castrated, what kind of system was this!

Qin Kan, who was originally full of anger, couldn't help but hook the corners of his mouth when he saw Zhu Houzhao's appearance, wanting to laugh but not daring.

Obviously, the sequelae of the fight with Tang Yin have not passed, and the damage to Zhu Houzhao caused by Tang Yin's chicken and dragon claw hand cannot be eliminated in a day or two.

The ministers held back their breath and waited quietly for Zhu Houzhao to sit on the dragon chair with difficulty, and before the eunuch on duty could speak, an indignant minister walked out of the court.

"Your Majesty's laziness is just a matter of staying in the leopard room without permission from the palace, and the villain Yuan Xianchen is with the ministers all day long, and he only cares about frolicking and entertaining the ministers, and his majesty can become more and more excessive today! A total of one hundred and thirty steps were walked from the gate of the Fengtian Temple to the dragon chair, and the minister dared to ask His Majesty, which one hundred and thirty steps of the posture was like the emperor who ruled the world! ”

As soon as the Ministry of Industry finished speaking, dozens of ministers stood up and echoed in unison.

Zhu Houzhao was enduring the pain from his lower body, and the fight with Tang Yin yesterday was too obscene. It hurt so much that he didn't sleep well all night, and it was difficult to go to the temple with a pair of dark circles under his eyes before dawn, but before his ass was stable, the minister below took his walking posture to pick thorns.

"Song Qing retreat, I, hiss-" Zhu Houzhao suddenly opened his eyes after saying half a sentence, and gasped in extreme pain, and the ministers below Zhu Houzhao's suddenly changed expression startled, and many people reflexively took a step back and looked at him in horror.

Ignoring the court's manners, Zhu Houzhao grinned and rubbed his hand on his crotch twice. The action is as obscene as a man. After a moment, he removed his hand.

This very indecent act of greatly disrespecting the emperor's demeanor obviously aroused the anger of the ministers even more.

Yang Tinghe, a scholar of the Cabinet University, was the most angry, for no other reason, just because he was a scholar of Zhan Shifu and Zuo Chunfang. A veritable emperor. Every inappropriate word and action of Zhu Houzhao. is equivalent to directly slapping him Yang Tinghe's face.

Yang Tinghe came out of the class and said in a deep voice: "Your Majesty, the old minister is the emperor's teacher, and he dares to ask His Majesty." When the minister was a scholar of Zuo Chunfang University, he taught His Majesty to study, learn the way of Confucius and Mencius, and the etiquette of the Ming Emperor, is this what taught you? Zhou Gong built Zhou Luoyi, began to become a ritual system, the world is not this for the celebration, so the law is passed on for thousands of years, His Majesty is the noble son of the sky, when the words are like a dragon chanting in the sky, walking like a tiger patrolling the mountain, the dragon walking tiger step to show the emperor's majesty, His Majesty today walking posture is so unsightly, calm and none, obscene extreme, dare to ask His Majesty why this is the reason? ”

A reprimand and reprimanded Zhu Houzhao's face turned red and uncertain, and it may be inappropriate for others to impeach Zhu Houzhao, but Yang Tinghe is a teacher who has taught him for many years, and Zhu Houzhao does not dare not listen.

His mouth opened and closed silently a few times, and Zhu Houzhao wanted to explain that he was injured, but the words stopped when he reached his mouth.

Let's be honest, I really don't have the face to speak, I can't say that I had a vicious battle with a certain merry genius yesterday in order to rob a woman, and the moves of the vicious battle are more obscene than the posture he walked just now...... Can you say that? I can't open my mouth, and if I say it, I will become a laughing stock all over the world.

"I ...... Wrong. Zhu Houzhao was speechless, so he had to open his mouth and apologize for his grievances. At this moment, he regretted a little, why didn't he order Tang Yin to be chopped up yesterday.

Qin Kan in the crowd almost burst out laughing.

Today, he and Zhu Houzhao can be regarded as difficult brothers, they have both encountered bad luck, and they are also difficult to argue.

Yang Tinghe saw that Zhu Houzhao admitted his mistake, although his attitude was not sincere, but for the Houzhao style that has always been unreasonable in the court, today is the first time in the world. Yang Tinghe couldn't bear to be too harsh, so he retreated to the court.

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Because of the problem of the emperor's walking posture, it took half an hour at the court meeting, and several imperial historians were waiting to go out to participate in the impeachment of Qin Kan's violent affairs, but Li Dongyang, a cabinet scholar, took the lead and began to perform state affairs.

The court will have the rules of the court, and once it comes to serious state affairs, it is inconvenient for the imperial historians to impeach others with this trivial matter.

Zhu Houzhao endured the pain, cheered up and listened to the cabinet scholars initiate one court discussion after another, and the farmers and merchants paid taxes to the border army...... Every day there are a mountain of political affairs, since Liu Jin was sentenced Zhang Yong took charge of the power of the celebrant supervisor, Zhang Yongke is much smarter than Liu Jin, as soon as he took office, he personally visited the cabinet of three scholars, humble speech, respectful attitude, and soon won the favor of the three scholars.

Not only that, Zhang Yong also learned the lesson of Liu Jin, and did not dare to arbitrarily arbitrarily assert his power, even if Zhu Houzhao was impatient, Zhang Yong also asked for instructions on everything rain or shine, so that Zhu Houzhao was tired, and the manuscripts he had to review every day were still piled up on the desk as high as a hill despite screening and screening.

After the state affairs were finished, Zhu Houzhao covered his mouth with wide sleeves, gave a long yawn vaguely, and said: "Your affairs are all finished, and if you don't solve the problem, you will leave it to the three scholars in the cabinet for discussion and decision, but there is one thing that I am very strange......

Zhu Houzhao straightened up and glanced at the ministers in the hall, wrinkled his eyebrows and said: "A few months ago, the people of Bazhou were in turmoil, and the anti-thieves were strong, and the head Tang Zihe divided his troops and attacked Beizhili, Henan and Shandong, causing the lives of the three provinces to be ruined, and the people were caught in the flames of war...... It's strange that I don't even mention such a big thing. ”

Tu Tu, the right capital of the Imperial Palace, came out of the class and said: "Shanyin Marquis Qin Kan recovered Bazhou, and His Majesty should reward him with gold and silver cloth to show his merits." ”

Zhu Houzhao's brows furrowed even deeper: "Tu Qing, what Qin Kan has recovered is not only Bazhou, but dozens of cities in Beizhili, Henan, and Shandong have lost their land, and they are only given gold and silver cloth, so don't people in the world laugh at me for being mean and unkind?" ”

As soon as the words were finished, someone in the court class snorted heavily, and the superintendent of the imperial history Li Yu walked out of the court class and said loudly: "Your Majesty is under the control and slow reward, the ministers and the ministers impeached the Marquis of Shanyin Qin Kan for his arrogance, flying and domineering, and snatching the hammer in the forbidden palace to chase and beat the nobles, although the Marquis of Shanyin has merit, but there is no virtue, I have always ruled the world with filial piety, how can people without virtue be meritorious?" ”

After speaking, more than ten famous officials and imperial historians stood up at the same time, and echoed in unison with an angry face.

Zhu Houzhao obviously had a sieve in his ears, and if he didn't want to listen to it, he automatically ignored it, and the so-called Wude Yunyun didn't care at all, but was interested in Qin Kan's beating of people.

"Qin Kan grabbed the hammer and chased Xungui? Tell me, what's going on? As soon as Zhu Houzhao was excited, even the pain in his lower body seemed to have been reduced a lot, and his buttocks twisted a few times on the dragon chair, and he almost crossed his legs in public and asked Bao Gua Zi to listen to the story while snorting.

Qin Kan was a recognized traitor in the Manchu Dynasty, how could the imperial historians miss the opportunity for the traitor to fall into the ground? So more than a dozen imperial historians talked about the cause and effect, especially adding oil and vinegar to Qin Kan and the white-haired old woman strolling in the sunset and going down the mountain to oath and so on, although the Manchu Dynasty knew about it, after the imperial historians finished speaking, it still attracted laughter from the whole hall, and a few guys who had never come to see Qin Kan laughed very loudly, very gloating.

"Ha Lu Ha ......" Zhu Houzhao also laughed, smiled and found that Qin Kan's face in the class was very gloomy, Zhu Houzhao immediately stopped laughing, blushed and said solemnly: "It's too unusual, although the old cow can eat tender grass, how can the begonia press the pear flower?" This matter is very inappropriate, cough, Qin Kan, isn't there any unknown beauty about the white-haired old woman? ”

Yang Tinghe snorted angrily: "This is the Golden Palace, please be solemn!" ”

Zhu Houzhao hurriedly smiled, and said: "Don't take the private affairs of the minister's family to the Golden Palace, as for the so-called arrogance and arrogance, it is not credible,...... Aren't you in a hurry to match you with someone else's widowed grandmother for no reason? After this matter was stopped, I asked myself if I was an enlightened monarch, and the rewards and punishments were too clear, how could Qin Kan not be rewarded for his merits? I decided to ......"

Seeing that all the ministers below pricked up their ears and waited for the following, Zhu Houzhao coughed and said loudly: "I have decided to promote Qin Kan to the first level and confer the title of the prince of the country, so as to show his contribution to quelling the chaos!" ”

The hall was silent......

Zhu Houzhao didn't get a response, and couldn't help frowning: "What do you think?" Say something. ”

Thump!

More than 100 ministers knelt down in the hall at the same time.

"Your Majesty can't do it!"

"Your Majesty, please take back your order!"

"How can Huangkou be a child, how can he be lucky to enter the country at the age of 20, it's ridiculous!"

"The monarch is faint and the ministers are falling, the rivers and rivers of Sheji are going down, the first emperorβ€”β€”" (to be continued......)