Chapter 319: Harem Duties
Seeing that the boss's face was smelly, the two bullfighting men touched their noses and slowly sat back on the chair, and after drinking two glasses with him, Lin Azhen suddenly laughed and said: "Boss, in fact, I have encountered this kind of thing as a sister-in-law, at that time, Xing'er always asked me to marry a wife, and helped me find many girls?" At that time, I was depressed and dying, wondering if Xing'er didn't love me? Otherwise, why would you push me to someone else? That's what I thought at first, but that's not how it is."
Lin Bolun didn't encounter a wife who wanted him to marry someone else, but as long as he liked it, his wives would not object to him marrying a wife, and he didn't seem to be jealous. After thinking for a while, he said with a smile: "Boss, I used to be very angry with them, and I always felt that they didn't care about me, but cared about Xiang Ding, and cared more about the emperor than about me." So I used to vomit with them, and in the end they kept crying, but my anger couldn't be extinguished and burned even more. ”
"Different." Lin Hua'an sighed heavily, shook his head and said: "Yan'er was afraid of me at first, let alone liking me, it was she who learned that I was the patriarch of the Lin clan, and I was soft and hard, she only half-pushed and half-finished from me, and from then on, all she wanted to miss was to glorify the court, and what she cared about was that I gave birth to a hundred sons, as if she didn't care who I was hugging, she ...... "Poured a cup bitterly, closed her eyes sadly and said again:"...... She doesn't really seem to love me. ”
"Of course not." Lin Azhen and Lin Bolun were taken aback, they both knew that the boss had fallen into a dead end, Lin Bolun said hurriedly: "Boss, don't drill the horns, how much your sister-in-law loves you, people with long eyes can see it." You have been here for so long, because you know that the women of this ghost world regard their heirs as more important than anything else, and your sister-in-law is your wife, of course, she will choose the weight of the court, I am afraid that she will secretly swallow her own vinegar and tears. ”
"Yes, yes." Lin Azhen nodded violently, reached out and pinched his shoulder and said: "Boss, you are too tired, otherwise take a rest, and find a paradise with your sister-in-law to live in the world of two, and let Alun deal with the affairs of the court for the time being, let go of your heart to accompany your sister-in-law, and bring each other's hearts closer, after all, you and your sister-in-law have always been less together and more separated." ”
Lin Bolun's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that this shameless human had pushed him to the top of a large number of pieces, and was about to be shocked and say that he couldn't handle it, but when he saw that the boss's face softened, he promised to be stupid for a while: "Don't worry, boss, don't you just do that big thing?" It's okay for me to take care of you for a while, just go to the two-person world with your sister-in-law. ”
The framed was successful, Lin Azhen's mouth cracked, and he nodded violently: "As for the affairs of the Jin Kingdom and the affairs of the Great Song Dynasty, boss, you can rest assured, when you and your sister-in-law are done in the world of the two, Arun will have all been dealt with, and Aina and Tong Mumu will definitely be waiting for you in the palace." ”
Dry! Suddenly remembering these two headaches, Lin Bolun's old face was full of sorrow, his eyes purred, and he nodded with a smile. "That's right, that's right, the boss can rest assured, with me and Ah Zhen here, it will be fine, Ah Zhen has been the regent of Emperor Song for many years, if there is anything he can't do, just rest assured."
Lin Azhen stared forward, his mouth opened, and when he wanted to say that he couldn't do it, he saw the boss's eyes sparkling, and it seemed that he really wanted to go to the world of two with his sister-in-law. "Don't worry, boss, Ah Lun is the regent of the Great Song Dynasty, can't the two of us put together enough to beat you? Don't be too stinky, don't forget that when you didn't come, Aaron and I had a meritorious service. ”
Lin Huaan laughed when he heard this, and said, "I don't stink, I'm just a little tired, and I'm very relieved of you." ”
When Lin Azhen and Lin Bolun saw him showing a fox smile, they both understood that they had been deceived, and their old faces mourned: "Or, boss, do you think about it again?" Actually, we're not so relieved. ”
"You two boys, do things for the world like this." Lin Hua'an smiled and slapped his palms at their heads, and stood up with a lot of ease and ordered: "Go back and sleep well, accompany your wives and children, and the Ming ** will jointly issue an edict, and the emperor and queen of the first dynasty will get married in early June, so that all the festival officials from all over the country will come to watch the ceremony, and all the people you think should be invited to me to invite me." ”
Hearing this, Lin Azhen and Lin Bolun were even more sad, it was only early April, and the boss's intention was clearly to ask them to take care of the government for two months.
Lin Azhen sighed lightly, and said with a smile: "It turns out that the boss has not forgotten, and he is finally going to marry his sister-in-law home." ”
"If she doesn't marry again, she may have to empathize and say goodbye." How could Lin Huaan forget that he had been busy, so busy that he didn't even have time to marry a wife, he hugged his two younger brothers with his arms, turned around and walked outside the restaurant, there is only one person he wants to marry the most in the world, that is, his own little queen, other women, although he also loves them, but he is still not as good as this little queen.
On the moon on the willow tops, the lanterns of the palace were all lit, Lin Hua'an was in a different relaxed mood, first came to the Goryeo Palace, saw the candle flame rising in the dormitory from a distance, knew that the little baby was back, stepped into the bedroom, took the lead and sighed lightly, silently waved back the maids and grandmothers guarding the door, and saw the little baby Huang Yan sitting on the desk practicing calligraphy, looking different kind of cute, different kind of honest.
"My little concubine, she doesn't seem to be very well-behaved today, does she?" He deliberately asked in a low voice, and when he saw the little baby raising his cute face in surprise, he saw that his forehead was sticking to black ink, and he couldn't help but smile and asked: "What are you busy with, you are so busy that you even have ink on your forehead?" ”
Jing'er came back and heard Mama say that the husband had just come and had been waiting for him, and when he raised his face in surprise, he heard that there was ink on his forehead, and he naturally reacted to wipe it with the back of his hand, and he didn't know what was going on, and suddenly the husband's louder laughter sounded, and the black shadow came over, and let the husband pick him up in the air, Zhai Di's face was ashamed, and he muttered sweetly: "Husband, are you busy, have you had dinner?" ”
"Have you used it, have you used it?" Lin Hua'an kissed her crimson cheeks, walked to the dressing table, gently put her on the ground, reached out and drained a towel on the basin, and wiped a black ink on her forehead with a smile: "The ink is on the forehead, and the little baby still wipes it with his hands, isn't it even darker?" ”
The confused Jing'er suddenly realized, his face was wiped over, and he hurriedly looked in the mirror, and when he saw that his forehead was no longer black, he asked with relief: "Is the little slave's face very dark?" ”
"It was dark just now, but it's not dark now." Picked her up again, came to the side of the phoenix couch, let her sit in his arms, he gently stroked her high bulging belly with his palm, and asked with a smile: "My little concubine, is it okay to live in the village with me for a while?" ”
Hearing the village, Jing'er nodded violently, wrapped his hands around his neck, and whispered: "Wherever the emperor goes, the concubines will go, and the concubines are afraid that the emperor will not have concubines, do you want concubines, emperor?" ”
"Well, I thought about it." Lin Huaan played with her, deliberately put on a straight face, and said fiercely: "My little concubine can neither play the piano, nor dance, nor recite poems against her, and I am also very troubled." ”
"Husband......" Jing'er didn't follow, buried his red face into his neck, grinded his ears and temples for a long time, raised his red face, and said in a shy voice: "Your Majesty, although the concubines can't play the piano, dance, and chant poems, but the concubines are very cute, you just like the concubines to be so cute, like to hold such a lovely concubine, like to let the cute concubines make you a good hen and a good hen." ”
"Puff...... Lin Huaan couldn't help laughing, reached out and pinched her crimson cheeks, and pretended to be in a trance: "It turns out that my little concubine is so cute." ”
"The little slave is already very cute." Jing'er stopped playing, kissed him on the cheek shyly, her star-like eyes were shining, and asked, "Husband, why don't you call yourself me?" It's always me, it's me, and others can't call themselves me, but you're like this. ”
The other person he was referring to was the king of Goryeo, and Goryeo was a vassal of the Jin Kingdom, and he couldn't even wear a dragon robe, let alone call himself I. Lin Huaan smiled and kissed her little mouth, sucking at each other, only then did her lips move away from her small apricot lips, imprint a kiss between her eyebrows, and said happily: "Why don't I call myself me?" Look, didn't I just say you're my little concubine? ”
"That's you playing around with the little slave." Jing'er pouted in protest, suddenly giggled, and said in a small voice: "People want to be like my sister, when they see their husband, they call themselves concubines, but their husbands don't call themselves me, and only when they play with the little slaves, the little slaves can call themselves concubines." ”
Lin Huaan smiled dumbly, gently rubbed her little head and smiled: "The little head is cranky again, you were originally my courtier and wife, my Goryeo princess, and you are a domestic official." You deserve to be called a concubine to me. ”
"Huh!" Hearing that he was an official, Jing'er was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise: "Husband, is the little slave a first-class official?" Isn't that the prime minister's official position? ”
"Bigger than the prime minister." Lin Huaan shook his head, smiled and pinched her stunned cheeks and said: "The official position of the cabinet minister is half a grade less than that of the minister, especially my little concubine, who is the best internal official, in the three palaces and six courts, there are a total of 17,000 people, and there are one hundred and sixty-four positions. ”
The more she listened to Jing'er, the more confused she became, as far as she knew, there was no one in the three palaces and six courtyards, and there were less than three hundred people in total, frowning at Xiao Yue's eyebrows and suspicious: "The little slave only knows that my sister has six monks, mulberry picking girls, and maids." He turned his little head sideways, and said with ten fingers: "There is no one, it's empty." ”
Lin Hua'an laughed when he heard this, his eyes sparkled, and he asked in a pleasant voice: "That husband opened the harem to take the ladies, took all the three thousand beauties, and prepared enough personnel from each palace and each court, this is too much, do you say okay?" ”
Jing'er nodded violently, didn't understand anything about this, and asked curiously: "Who is the husband here, and what kind of official position is it?" ”
Lin Hua'an was dumbfounded, to be honest, he didn't know what official positions the harem had, thought for a while, and said slowly: "There are four concubines of Guishu and Virtue and Xian, and the nine concubines are the second grade, which are Zhaoyi, Zhaorong, Zhaoken, Xiuyi, Xiuyi, Xiuyi, Xiuyi, Xiuyi, Xiuyi, There are nine people in the third grade, nine beauties in the fourth grade, and nine talented people in the fifth grade. Twenty-seven people in Baolin are six products, and twenty-seven royal maids are seven products. Twenty-seven women are eight. Saying that, he saw that the little baby in his arms was confused, so he reached out and pinched her stunned cheeks, and kissed her forehead: "The little baby's Mama Rong is Shangfu Palace, Mama Yan is Shangyi Palace, and Enna is a talented person." Do you understand that? ”
Jing'er didn't seem to understand, and nodded violently: "It's so lively, that husband should open the harem and get the ladies, so that it won't be deserted." ”
Lin Huaan's eyes flashed with a gleam, nodded and smiled: "Okay, the husband opens the harem to take the ladies, and from now on the husband will have countless concubines, the husband has to sleep with other women every night, and it is rare to come to the little concubine once a year, is this good?" ”
Hearing that he only came to find himself once a year, Jing'er's face turned white with fright, he hugged him with tears in his eyes, shook his head violently and said: "The little slave doesn't leave his husband, and he won't leave his husband when he dies, husband, don't drive the little slave, okay?" Don't drive away the little slaves, okay? ”