Chapter 308: The Ugly Woman

Zhou Xiaocao originally wanted to use the "power of great victory" to continue to consolidate his position in this prison, but he didn't want such words to come from outside. Looks like the jailer has run into something scary.

But it shouldn't be! As a jailer, what kind of traitor has never seen the goods of murder and goods, how can he be afraid of a girl's family? Can't figure it out, wow!

It's no wonder that Zhou Xiaocao couldn't figure it out, and the jailer couldn't figure it out himself. Tell me, it's all daylight, how... How did you create such a goblin?

The jailer held on to the door frame, still recalling the terrifying scene just now.

The jailer was about to hide in the shade to rest, this early summer sun is still very poisonous, although it is not as good as dog days, but compared to the spring that has just passed, it is poisonous.

Just like that, the shadows flashed in front of him, the fragrant wind was blowing in his nose, and his intuition told him that a woman had come. Moreover, a woman who can use such a precious spice must have a solid family background. Either a father with a cow fork, or a husband with a cow fork. Of course, there is another possibility, that is, a godfather with a cow fork.

The jailer stood up and asked, but before he finished speaking, he glanced at the woman's face, and when he saw it, he glanced at it, and estimated that he would have nightmares for the rest of his life!

The secret book of the pervert has clouds, the primary pervert looks at the face first, the intermediate pervert looks at the chest first, the senior pervert looks at the legs first, the god-level pervert sniffs it, listens to its words, and then looks at it. This jailer is just a junior pervert, he looks at his face first, and he gets hit.

What a face!

Half of the face is black, and the other half of the face is not black, but it is full of freckles; The two eyes are not the same size yet. Opening his mouth and smiling, the face turned at the jailer. A mouthful of-yellow yellow teeth was exposed, and long black nose hair appeared in the nostrils...... I'll it. It's just that a man can't find a daughter-in-law when he looks like this, and Nima is a woman!

The woman knew that she was more good-looking... Peculiar, often scaring people, he immediately lowered his head and said softly: "Is the bad brother scared?" The slave family is ugly, but he is dedicated to goodness. ”

The jailer was very disgusted in his heart, and said that no matter how good you are, you can't hide the fact that you are the ugliest girl in the world! If there is a second ugly woman like you, I will die on the doorpost of this prison gate!"

I heard the woman say again: "The eldest brother doesn't know anything, and the slave family is dedicated to goodness." I often eat fasting and chanting Buddha in my yard, and I am a female layman who practices at home. ”

The jailer was upset, and he had time to hang out with her here. The so-called whether you are free or not, mainly depends on the face!

The jailer said, "What the hell is the matter with you, hurry up and say, go back to your house and continue to eat fast and recite the Buddha, this is where the prisoners are held, and you will not be contaminated with bad luck." ”

The woman said, "The slave family is here for this! There are all prisoners here, and my Buddha is compassionate. All beings are equal, and the little woman hopes to influence these people so that they will never do evil again, big brother, do you think it's okay? ”

said. He reached out and handed the jailer a string of copper coins. The jailer reached out and took it, and quietly hid it in the cuff, his face slightly pale. said: "I didn't say you! These people are uncivilized people, just by your incorruptible tongue. I'm afraid it won't help. ”

The woman said, "This slave knows that if it is so easy, people can put down their butcher knives and become Buddhas. Then what do you want to practice for a lifetime? As the saying goes, but just do her best, the little woman just wants her own peace of mind. ”

As he spoke, Liang Yiliang lit up the basket in his hand and said, "Big brother, please see, there is some wine and meat in it, and the slave family gives them some, which can be regarded as accumulating virtue for themselves." ”

The jailer waved his hand and said, "Okay, you can go in!" But it can't be long! Our cell boss is not here at this time, and if he comes back later, he won't be as good a conversation as I am. ”

The woman blessed him and said, "The slave family knows, thank you for the big brother." ”

As he spoke, he carried her basket and went in gracefully. The jailer looked at her delicate back from behind and shook his head: "It's a pity that this good figure!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao heard the scream at the beginning, but then the voice was much quieter and he couldn't hear it clearly. The other people in the same cell didn't have such good ears, and they only saw that the new "leading brother" suddenly stopped moving as if someone had immobilized him, and they couldn't help but look at each other.

Fortunately, Zhou Xiaocao was stunned for a short time, thinking that maybe a woman came to visit the prison, but why was the jailer so afraid? Yes, it must be the lady and lady of which family came, and it is possible that the jailer was shocked when he saw the big man.

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Since you recognize me as the eldest brother, then you must abide by my rules." ”

The prisoners hurriedly said: "That's nature, what the eldest brother commands, the younger ones do." ”

Zhou Xiaocao showed a look of "you know each other", and was about to sit down and take a good rest, when he saw a woman come in, delivering wine and food from cell to cell, and asked from time to time: "Who else is in your family?" What crime was committed? ”

The cell was dimly lit, and the prisoners were excited about the New Year when they had food and drink, but no one paid attention to the woman's extremely ugly appearance.

Zhou Xiaocao squinted at the woman, and only felt that she was very eccentric, doing good deeds and being in prison? Is this called being taught without class?

After a while, the woman came to the cell where Zhou Xiaocao was, and the six of them were already drooling, and when they saw the woman coming, they all looked at Zhou Xiaocao with their eyes, waiting for him to show them. Zhou Xiaocao said: "Let's go eat it all." ”

As if pardoned, the prisoners rushed forward. The woman handed over a plate of pig's intestines, a plate of peanuts, and a dime of wine, and the prisoners took them and divided them. Zhou Xiaocao was too lazy to take care of them, and was about to stay alone and be quiet, but heard the woman say softly: "Zhou Gongzi, Zhou Gongzi!" ”

Zhou Xiaocao was shocked, this woman knows me? When I looked back carefully, I saw that this woman was extremely ugly, which saved why the jailer was screaming, and his feelings were frightened.

Zhou Xiaocao looked at her and asked, "Who is the girl?" Did I know you below? ”

The woman stepped forward, and the big yellow teeth went straight to Zhou Xiaocao's face: "It's me, you take a good look at it." ”

As he spoke, he tore off some of the obvious makeup, and vaguely recognized her true face, which turned out to be a beauty who deliberately pretended to be ugly. This beauty Zhou Xiaocao not only knows, but also is very familiar with it, because she is the first girl Zhou Xiaocao has been excited about since she came to this world. Although according to the survey, men are heart-pounding twice a week on average, and more than 100 times a year, and the street has long been rotten and worthless, but for the first girl who makes him heart-pounding and continues to be heart-pounding for a long time, how can he forget it?

"Autumn geese! Miss Xie, you... How did you end up here? ”

Xie Qiuyan said: "I... I've been chasing your car and walking, afraid that something will happen to a woman walking alone, and I'm deliberately pretending to be ugly. ”

"You... Ah! ”

Zhou Xiaocao knew that there was someone behind him all the time, but he always thought that it was Wan Piaohong, the big leader of the Pishan bandits, who was actually a girl who didn't grow up to be a child. At this time, I found that it was Xie Qiuyan, a person who had never thought of it. However, they are more familiar with each other than Wan Piaohong, the two of them were in the same boat when Xie Bingzhou was in trouble, helped Xie Zhifu get through the difficulties, got rid of Zheng Zheng, the villain, and kissed each other emotionally after the victory, according to the practice of this era, this Xie Qiuyan has to marry him if he doesn't marry him. But it's a pity that Liu Minghui, the loyal prince who has always been angry about Xie Qiuyan's rejection of him, once again intervened sideways, trying to accept Xie Qiuyan as a side concubine, Zhou Xiaocao didn't think of a way to solve it, so he hurriedly made this evasive move. Who would have thought that Xie Qiuyan would follow. How can such a woman lose oneself? However, this harem is already very overstaffed, do you want to add more?

What Zhou Xiaocao didn't know was that at this moment, there was another woman with ugly makeup outside, and this woman was Wan Piaohong, who Zhou Xiaocao had always known to be following behind. When the jailer was thinking about the ugly girl who had just entered, and lamenting that there was such an ugly woman in the world, there was an even uglier woman standing in front of him, and she smiled, revealing a mouth full of big yellow teeth: "Poor big brother......

The jailer's eyes were black, and he almost fainted...... (To be continued......)