Updated: 2013-06-20

Emperor Han Ling, this Ye Nanye, is a little indescribable. If you say that he is wise, the governance of this country is a mess; But if you call him a fool, he plays cards better than anyone else; If you say that he is generous, he will not be merciless in extorting money; But if you say that he is stingy, reward his cronies regardless of the cost; If you say that he is brave, the Yellow Turban rebels against him first numb his claws; But if you say that he is cowardly, this oil pot really dares to do it.

Nan Ye can see that this Spirit Emperor is a second commodity who can do whatever he wants. He saw that Nan Ye's hands were soaked in oil and had nothing to do, so he directly put his hand into the oil pot and took out the copper spoon.

If Nan Ye reached into the pot just now, those palace maids and eunuchs were just screaming, this time the Spirit Emperor stretched out his hand, and they were about to faint. Empress Dowager Dong and Empress He also stood up in fright, and said incoherently to the eunuchs: "Quick! Fast! Are you still stunned? Go and see Bixia's hands! ”

The Spirit Emperor, who was full of oil, was also a little stunned when he looked at the copper spoon in his hand, but he didn't expect that this boiling oil was really not hot, and this copper spoon really let himself take it out. Looking at the panicked eunuchs and palace maids, the Spirit Emperor Hahadaxiao said, "Don't panic!" I'm not fine! The Mage Avenue is magical, how can it be speculated with common sense. ”

Empress Dowager Dong saw that Emperor Ling was fine, so she breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's really scared to death." In the future, my son must not be so reckless. ”

Emperor Ling nodded yes when he heard this, but his attitude was unimpressed, and while asking Zhang Rang to wipe his hands, he turned around and asked Nan Ye, "What is the reason for this method, mage?" So why isn't the boiling oil hot? ”

At this time, Nan Ye had already taken out the oil pot with his hand and said to Emperor Ling: "This method is easy to say. The trick is to add some vinegar to the pan. ”

"Vinegar?" The Spirit Emperor wrinkled his nose and sniffed, "It does have a sour taste. But what is the use of vinegar? ”

Nan Ye smiled and said, "I mixed vinegar and oil into the pot, and this oil is light and vinegar heavy." The vinegar sinks to the bottom of the pan and the oil floats on it. Therefore, when the oil is tested, all that is scooped up is the oil on it, but there is no vinegar to be seen. ”

Emperor Ling said strangely: "What if there is vinegar?" Could it be that this vinegar is not afraid of fire and will not get hot? ”

Nan Ye said with a smile: "This vinegar is not afraid of fire, but it is more afraid of fire, as long as it is slightly heated, it will boil." Just now, the oil pot was boiling, and the green smoke was rising, but it was actually this vinegar that was churning. The oil is not yet hot, so you can naturally reach for it. ”

Emperor Ling suddenly said: "I see! But I heard Duan Jue say just now that the mage can still use this fried meat to eat when he is swinging, what is the reason? ”

Nan Ye explained: "There is less vinegar and more oil in the pot, and after a long time, the vinegar will be dried by the fire, and there will be only oil and no vinegar left in the pot." At this point, anything can be fried in the pan until it is cooked. Bixia doesn't believe it, you can wait a while and try it with this oil. ”

Emperor Ling said happily: "The mage's method has already explained what to do and try again. Today's method of extracting things from the oil pot is also very magical, can the mage still have thaumaturgy? ”

Nan Ye replied: "The Avenue of Science is mysterious, and such a technique is unknown. It's just that the grass people are only shallow in learning, and there are only one or two people who are proficient in them, and even if they know some spells, they don't have many. ”

Emperor Ling asked, "Since the mage still has thaumaturgy, why don't you swing anymore?" "Dare to love this Spirit Emperor is still addicted to playing, I heard that Nan Ye wants to collect the mountain, so I asked this question.

Nan Ye has already exhausted his brains to come up with these three questions, where can he dare to put them on again? Even if he knew some chemical experiments, he couldn't play without chemicals. I had no choice but to explain to Emperor Ling: "These so-called thaumaturgy are actually worthless, and they can only be regarded as small paths compared to the Avenue of Science. The grass people are swinging to let the world know the mystery of the scientific avenue, and the main purpose is still to teach the Fa. Stopping the swing is not a broom for the grass people, but a spell that can only be novelty for a while, and it is better to play cards at any time. Please bixia Mingjian. ”

Emperor Ling is right to think about it, although it is a pity that he didn't have the opportunity to watch Nan Ye cast spells again, but fortunately, there are still cards to play, and it will not be as lonely as in the past. So he asked Nan Ye: "If according to what the mage said, these spells are all small paths, but the cards are great roads." It's just that I don't know if the mage still has a Great Dao Sect? ”

Nan Ye understood as soon as he heard it, Emperor Ling was asking himself if there were any more fun game props for him than playing cards. Nan Ye said in his heart, I can still design the board game "Three Kingdoms", I'm afraid that you will have a cerebral hemorrhage after playing.

Naturally, he couldn't say what he was thinking, so Nan Ye had no choice but to say: "There is another thing in the Science Avenue, called Mahjong." It's just that this thing is complicated to make, and there are 136 cards after it is made, and the gameplay is complex and interesting, and it implies a mechanism like a card, which can enlighten the mind. ”

Emperor Ling heard mahjong and suddenly became interested, 54 cards are already so interesting, 136 mahjong is not twice as interesting? So Da Yue said: "If you have this thing, please ask the mage to make it quickly, and the craftsmen and mages in the palace can be dispatched, and if there are difficulties, the mages can also talk to me directly." ”

Seeing that Emperor Ling was aroused by mahjong, Nan Ye no longer mentioned the matter of continuing to swing, and finally breathed a sigh of relief and said: "With only a craftsman and a few materials, the grass people will definitely be able to make this thing as soon as possible and present it to Bixia." ”

When Emperor Ling heard this, he was overjoyed, and pointed at Zhang Rang and the others with his hand: "Okay! Good! What the mage needs, just talk to them. ”

The mahjong tiles that Nan Ye saw were all made of plastic, and there was definitely no one at this time. The earlier mahjong seems to be carved from bamboo, which doesn't seem to be quite in line with the identity of the Spirit Emperor. What kind of material should this emperor play mahjong? How heavy is that thing with gold? After a round of cards, I twisted my wrist again.

Nan Ye thought for a while and said, "Then please help me find some craftsmen who carve ivory and jade, and then find some haode ivory and jade." ”

Although ivory and jade are precious, they are nothing in the eyes of the Ten Permanent Servants. When they heard that the material was so simple, they nodded their heads and said that there was no problem.

Emperor Ling was happy in his heart and said to Nan Ye: "The mage has a mansion, and there must be no one to take care of it, this time I will give you ten beautiful women to take care of the mage's daily life, okay?" ”

Nan Ye was a tremor when he heard this reward, could it be that he was seen by the Spirit Emperor when he entered the palace? No, this reward can't be asked for anything, he just made up his mind to stay away from the female Mo Xueling Emperor, how can he be corrupted and co-opted? Besides, he just graduated from high school and is still a virgin, how can he bear the ravages of ten beauties.

Nan Ye warned himself in his heart that "wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and color is a steel knife that scrapes bones", while trying his best to control his yearning and YY for ten beauties. Then he saluted to the Spirit Emperor and said, "The grass people have been unsuccessful many times before, and they are deeply uneasy in their hearts. This time, Bixia gave the grass people no longer daring to ask for it, and asked Bixia to take back his life. ”

Emperor Ling said with a smile: "The mage broke the yellow scarf and offered immortal clothes, all of which are great merits, how can it be said that there is no merit?" When it comes to rewarding meritorious deeds, why should the mage be polite? ”

Nan Ye stubbornly said: "Don't hide it, the grass people need to be pure and have few desires to practice the Avenue of Science, if there are too many beauties around them, they will definitely be distracted." Bixia is kind and grassy, but this beauty is really unwanted. ”

When Emperor Ling heard this, he said: "It turns out that the mage is also a person who loves beauty, Shiyun: My Fair Lady, the gentleman is good." It is also human nature for a mage to be distracted by beauty. I really didn't expect that the saint of the Great Dao would also be confused by women, no wonder I was moved when I saw a beautiful woman, it turned out that women were so terrifying. ”

Nan Ye couldn't cry or laugh when he heard Emperor Ling make excuses for his lust, so he had to flatter: "The world says that heroes are sad to be beautiful, and they say that beauties are worthy of heroes." The bixia hero Gaishi is matching with the beautiful woman. ”

Emperor Ling said: "Master Zhenguan is also a hero, but it's a pity that he didn't have a chance with a beauty in order to get the Great Dao, which is really respectable. Today, this beauty will not be appreciated, and the mage will come to me if he asks for anything in the future. ”

Nan Ye hurriedly thanked him. I breathed a sigh of relief and regretted it at the same time. Ten beauties! It's a shame to miss out like this. If I don't refuse, maybe I'll be able to say goodbye to my virgin body tonight.

At this time, the Yellow Gate of the Palace came to report, and Zhang Jun in Langzhong asked to see him. Nan Ye saw that Emperor Ling had business and hurriedly said goodbye, and Emperor Ling summoned Zhang Jun to meet him.

Zhang Jun came to ask Liu Bei for the seal this time, but his higher goal was to bring down the Ten Standing Servants through this matter. Since he met Liu Bei in front of the ring, Zhang Jun did not delay at all, and when he got home to write the recital, he went straight to the palace.

When Nan Ye left the palace, he met Zhang Jun. Although he didn't know Zhang Jun, he knew that he was the minister of the DPRK and China, so he threw the two skills of star manifestation and star search over. This Jun General Star is not high, and there is nothing to be desired, but the description in his star catalog reminded Nan Ye of this person.

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