readx;?“ Are you sure you want me to give you advice? A voice suddenly sounded in Wang Dalun's ears. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ahh Wang Dalun was taken aback, it's so fucking weird, is there a ghost, or is there really God? But please, don't do this, it's going to scare people to death in the middle of the night.

Wang Dalun wiped the cold sweat on his head and asked tremblingly, "Who is it?" ”

"I'm neither a ghost nor a god, I'm a system, a super dream system!" The voice replied.

"Please, don't be so scary next time, okay? People are scary, they are scared to death! Wang Dalun said angrily, hearing that the other party was not a ghost, he calmed down.

"You asked me to give you advice, can I be blamed for that?" The other party said very dissatisfied. Then he asked very strangely, "Why are you not afraid when you hear me introduce myself?" ”

"People's fear lies in the unknown, if I knew what was going on with you, would I still be afraid of you?" Wang Dalun asked rhetorically.

"Then you are not afraid that I will be unfavorable to you, in case I am the main god of the infinite stream, what will you do?"

"Please, this is the end of the Ming Dynasty, have you ever seen the infinite flow of history?" Wang Dalun said angrily.

"Hey! Did you forget what you just said? There will always be times when people are unknown, congratulations, you have won the jackpot, you have finally seen the infinite system of history! What do you think? Isn't it a surprise? The system asked smugly.

"No joy! Only shock, heavens! You play with me! "Wang Dalun is about to collapse, why is it so much back, the crossing has been encountered, and it is still an infinite stream, let me die.

"Don't look like that! I won't deliberately play you to death, as long as you work hard and complete the task well, you can't get the benefits, the gene enhancement liquid is drops, and all kinds of chrono items are also drops, and even if you want to sleep with the queen, I can arrange drops! ”

Wang Dalun didn't believe the system's nonsense at all, and asked directly: "What if it can't be done?" Why don't you say it! ”

"Don't worry, I won't erase you, I finally brought you over, how could I kill you? If you fail once, I will only deprive you of one thing, such as suddenly losing sight of your eyes, or suddenly not lifting them! ”

"Ahh Then you play to death, blind and don't lift, what is the difference between this and a dead man! Wang Dalun protested dissatisfied.

"Protests are ineffective! I'm talking to you so much, just to tell you something relevant, not to give you the right to question me! The system said coldly.

"I don't have the right to choose?" Wang Dalun asked.

"Nope!" The system confirmed.

"Then you have to tell me why you chose me!" Wang Dalun asked.

"You are an experiment, I was invented by a person who was idle in the twenty-third century, my full name is to help people realize their dreams, there are many regrets in people's lives, and there are many regrets in history, and my master's original intention of creating me is to make up for regrets!"

"System, do you know what my regrets are? Since you are so powerful, can you help me make up for my regrets! Wang Dalun changed the subject.

"Tell me about it!" The system asked.

"My regret is that I didn't live to be 100 years old!" Wang Dalun immediately raised his regrets.

"You're too shameless, aren't you? How can I help you make it up? Don't play with your eyes in front of me! The system, which felt cheated, immediately warned.

"You promised me!" Wang Dalun played Lai Pidao.

"I didn't say yes, I just asked you to tell me about it!" The system also said very recklessly.

"Okay, let's be serious, why choose me?" Wang Dalun said helplessly.

"Because you happened to be drinking and hanging, and you had a car accident on the way back, and you happened to meet me again, and I saw that your conditions just met, so I chose you!"

"What are my qualifications?" Wang Dalun asked, he was very sad, it turned out that he had hung up.

"I have a certain amount of historical knowledge, I have been mixed in the political axe, and I basically have a little understanding of the officialdom, so I won't be crippled by the big guys. In addition, he was born as a township cadre, and he is a little arrogant, or to say that he is a little rustic, gangster, and can deal with some thorny problems. ”

"When did I get this good?" Wang Dalun said confusedly.

"You're a fart, a turtle. I chose you because you fit into a brand new profession. The system rarely burst into foul language.

"What's new?" Wang Dalun asked curiously.

"Local tyrant bully!" The system replied solemnly.

"Huh? You're not kidding, are you? I grew up under the red flag, not only a political axe worker, but also a party member, can I do this kind of thing? Wang Dalun thought it was incredible.

"Then which party member comrade took advantage of others last night?" The system asked slowly.

One misstep turned into a thousand years of hatred, Wang Dalun wanted to die.

"Hey, don't be so entangled, are you doing in the Ming Dynasty now? Besides, the Wang Hu you possessed was originally a landlord bully, what else could you do if you didn't continue this glorious profession? When you are a genius, will you? The system asked.

"Nope! Although I am a liberal arts student, I am almost back to the teacher, and even if the teacher is there, he can't be a teacher! Wang Dalun replied depressedly.

"Then be a military general, command thousands of troops and horses, and step on Qilian, will you?" The system asked again.

"No!" Wang Dalun looked at his not too strong muscles and shook his head in disappointment. I secretly thought that it was fortunate that it was not my body, otherwise it would be a pile of fat meat.

"Will you be an official?" The system then asked.

"Nope! My surname is too straight, and I don't even know if I've been sold! Wang Dalun said disappointedly.

"So the landlord bully is the best career for you, after all, your ex has already helped you get started. Having said that, landlords also have good landlords, and local tyrants and bullies don't mean that you will only bully tenants, Zhou Peel is actually just a fictional character! The system said dismissively.

"Let's talk about it first, I can't do this kind of thing." Wang Dalun put forward his own conditions, he didn't want to leave a stench for 10,000 years in the future.

"Ann, Ann! Those who can only play prestige on the weak are the only things that ruffians can do. The real strong only fight with the strong! It's like Li Moumou and his mother, is that called a gentleman? was laughed off by the real red three generations, just a pair of fools who don't know the height of the sky! The system complained.

"You know all this?" Wang Dalun said in surprise.

"Of course, you don't see who I am!" The system said proudly.

"Then you don't need such a horrible name, do you?" Wang Dalun was relieved and complained.

"I'm just saying that you don't have to play prestige with the weak, your future opponents will be other landlords and heroes, as well as those so-called peasant rebels, as well as officers and soldiers, and those Tartars!" The system says.

Wang Dalun was speechless for a while, damn, it's not a good stubble, he asked in a low voice, "Can I not do it?" ”

"No way!" The system refused: "As soon as the system identifies it, it can't cancel the contract!" Not to mention, I brought you here, is it easy for me! ”

"I refuse! These are strong men, I'm a small clerk, and I usually eat people who wait for death, am I their opponent? This is not an old birthday boy hanging himself - I am idle for a long time! Wang Dalun shook his head desperately.

When the system saw that Wang Dalun was unwilling, he immediately tempted and said: "You are lucky, I can help you if you are facing this difficulty now!" ”

"How can you help me?" Wang Dalun asked hopefully, he was about to die of sorrow, but thinking about the system's pit people's virtues, he felt a little unreliable.

"An-la! Ann! How could I cheat you! The system seemed to understand Wang Dalun's thoughts, and comforted Wang Dalun, "The most powerful thing about this system is the task reward function, as long as you complete the task I gave you, you can unlock it, and you can exchange it for the things I carry in the space." ”

"What's that?"

"Hehe, because I'm going to ancient times, I brought a lot of ancient practical things, such as super rice seeds, super corn seeds, various special medicines, and some strange gadgets." The system replied.

"Cut, what's the use of these things now, the water is gone, there are super rice seeds and a fart." Wang Dalun said disdainfully.

"Hehe, so you're a fool!" The system hit mercilessly: "Isn't it just fighting, I have a strong stimulant here, and people's strength, reaction, and speed will be increased by two times in a day, and ordinary people will be like playing after eating more than ten people, and you will be afraid that you won't be able to win?" ”

"Potent stimulants? Isn't this thing being shouted at by everyone? How did you have this thing? Wang Dalun asked.

"Hehe, I'm not here to reduce costs, so the designer who was so idle helped me design a black market system, only if you complete the task, you can redeem many good things." The system replied embarrassedly.

"It's not all copycats, is it?" Wang Dalun asked worriedly.

"Hehe, I can guarantee that these things will work well!" The system laughed awkwardly.

I'm dizzy, the system is a copycat, forget it, even the things that can be exchanged are copycat products. Wang Dalun asked uneasily: "Really?" Don't fool me? ”

"What am I going to do with you? Is there any money to be made? Forget it, you guy just don't believe in people, so let's give you a try first! After speaking, I saw a flash in front of him, and when Wang Dalun looked at it, he saw a pill in front of him.

Waiting for Wang Dalun to pick up the pill curiously, the system added on the side: "This is Chengren's amount, if it is replaced by a child or an animal, it will be roughly converted according to weight, don't overdose, if there is a problem with the overdose, you think I am shaking you." By the way, stimulants, you know, have side effects, and the side effect of this drug is that there is basically no strength within three days after use, and it is as weak as a patient. ”

Wang Dalun felt speechless when he heard it, it was really a copycat production, and there was no bottom line for pit people. But if this drug can achieve the effect of this system, this is also an artifact, and the doping used by athletes in later generations does not seem to be so powerful, think about it, if Bolt can run 5 seconds in 100 meters, what is this concept? It's pure superman!;