PS: Yesterday the network was disconnected, damn broken telecommunications

This is in the middle of nowhere, how can anyone make a fuss here? Could it be that these two are bandits?

The woman's cloak was scattered, and when she saw Zhou Xiaocao and Yan Qixia, she immediately ran over: "Save me, he wants to kill me!" ”

Under Zhou Xiaocao's preliminary observation, these two people do not know martial arts, and they should not be ill-intentioned characters. Seeing this woman's pitiful appearance, Zhou Xiaocao protected her behind him.

The man behind him chased after him, still holding a rattan stick in his hand. This rattan is a specialty of bushes, and the countrymen have skinned them and woven them into baskets and baskets, as well as baskets. Of course, there are also those made of wicker soaked in water, but they are not as tough as rattan.

The man shook the rattan in his hand and said to Zhou Xiaocao, "Who are you?" I discipline my own mother-in-law, don't interfere! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Discipline your own mother-in-law, but you don't use rattan, right?" As the saying goes, between husband and wife, quarrels at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, where is there a real knife and a real gun? ”

Yan Qixia shook her head lightly and said, "Lang Jun, it seems that people discipline their mother-in-law, and outsiders have no right to manage it." Otherwise, let's go. ”

The man grinned like a rooster in a battle. The woman behind her shouted, "Don't, two! As soon as you leave, he will definitely kill me, I don't want to die yet! ”

Zhou Xiaocao thought for a while and said to the man: "I said, you promised not to beat her again, I won't care, how about it?" ”

The man tilted his head. said angrily: "My own woman, if you kill it, you will kill it." What can you do? What a dog with a mouse, nosy! ”

Zhou Xiaocao was a little angry. I knew that the status of women at this time was extremely low, but I didn't expect that it would be so low as this, is it really a husband who killed his wife, isn't it a crime?

really asked Zhou Xiaocao to say it right.

At this time, a woman was beaten to death by a man, if her mother's family is not powerful and powerful, she will really die and die, what can she do? What the? You say public opinion pressure? As long as this man says, his wife does not respect her in-laws. Or is it stealing men outside, isn't it over? At this time, the little daughter-in-law cooked, and it was not delicious, and she was beaten badly; If you don't eat enough, you will be beaten badly; If it's delicious, if others finish eating, you won't have to eat it. Because, when the parents-in-law and the husband are eating, the daughter-in-law can only stand aside and wait, and there is no food for you! Wait until everyone is done. It's time for you to eat.

If he changes to a person at this time, he must be too lazy to care, as long as he has money to buy a daughter-in-law, he will be killed if he likes to die. Kill and spend money to buy another one. But Zhou Xiaocao is not a person from this time and space, he can't tolerate a woman being beaten to death like this, you know. In later generations, women are rare animals.

There is a joke. Men and women go on a blind date, and the woman asks, "Do you have a car?" Do you have a room? Have a million deposits? Do both parents have a pension? The man said, "Yes." It's all there! That, are you a virgin? The woman was furious: "Your request is too much! ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "I sue you! With me here today, you don't want to touch her! I don't care who is right or wrong between you, and I can't control it! But! If you beat your daughter-in-law to death, I can't agree! ”

The man was furious: "Hey! I didn't look at the old emperor's calendar when I went out today, and I met Lu Dongbin in the present world! If Lao Tzu doesn't exert his strength today, you won't know what to do! I'll take a look at you, the impostor Lu Dongbin, if you can protect this He Xiangu! ”

The man's rattan waved, this time it was really accurate and hateful, it seems that this guy will still hit it twice. But it's also limited to two hits. The current Zhou Xiaocao is much more clever than Yan Qixia, and the Seven Political Divine Skills are the world's most domineering and fierce kung fu, even if he has a small success, Zhou Xiaocao can laugh at the group. What can this man's rattan do?

Seeing that the rattan was coming, Zhou Xiaocao stretched out his hand, gently twisted the end of the rattan, and pulled it in, and the man immediately lost his footing and fell to the ground.

The man was furious, got up, didn't even bother to pat the soil on his body, and jumped and grabbed Zhou Xiaocao's body.

Zhou Xiaocao was riding on a horse, so he naturally didn't scare him, flew up and kicked him into the air. The man still didn't give up, grabbed a handful of soil from the ground, shouted, and sprinkled his head on Zhou Xiaocao's face.

Zhou Xiaocao laughed secretly, this little trick of charlatans can still stump Uncle Ben and me? He didn't want to think about it, if it was a month ago, he really couldn't hide from this dirt.

As soon as he raised his hand, the vigorous true qi came out, and the soil seemed to meet a glass wall, stagnating and scattering.

At this time, the man no longer knew that the one he met today was a master, then he was a blind man.

The man retreated and cursed, "Okay! You can do it! You can! There is a kind of you who will protect her for the rest of your life, and there is a kind of you who stand here and don't leave, I will call someone; There is a kind, there is a kind of you even beat me, you beat me! If you don't kill me, you're an eggless! ”

Zhou Xiaocao shook his head, this kind of scoundrel, what should he do? Suddenly, Zhou Xiaocao remembered that Mr. Lu Xun's Ah Q was here, isn't this person a copy of Ah Q?

Looking at the man's distant figure, Zhou Xiaocao was thoughtful. Yan Qixia asked, "You won't really stand here waiting for him to call someone, will you?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao said: "Cut!" Am I going to be so cheap? Let's go, before it gets dark, be sure to find a place to stay, or you'll have to spend the night in the wilderness. ”

The woman suddenly said loudly, "I, me! And me! Engong, you can't leave me alone! I'm a woman, and I'm going to be raped in this wilderness! ”

Zhou Xiaocao glanced at her and said rape? Do you know that this is in the middle of nowhere, and there will be people here?

Yan Qixia said: "This lady, then you can't follow us all the time, can you?" Look, are you going back when your father-in-law is angry? ”

The woman shook her head and said, "No, no, no, I'll never go back!" I will be beaten every day when I go back, I don't want to live with him! ”

Zhou Xiaocao scratched his head and said, "Then what should I do?" We can only save you for a while, but we can't save you for a lifetime! The so-called emergency relief is not to help the poor, and our family is not a benevolent church. ”

The woman said, "No! I'm not going to rely on you guys to keep going! When I go some way forward and go to a place where the dead man can't find it, I'll find a job to do myself, and I will be able to support myself, and I won't follow you all the time! ”

Zhou Xiaocao shrugged and said, "Okay then! You follow us first. ”

The woman stood still: "Engong, I'm tired, I can't walk." ”

"You ride a horse, I walk!"

"But, I don't know how to ride a horse!"

"Then you ride with her!"

"But she's a woman, I'm afraid she's not good enough to ride, I'm afraid."

Zhou Xiaocao said: "What are you afraid of! Her riding skills are even better than mine, so don't worry! ”

"But my clothes are dirty, and I'm afraid I'll stain other people's clothes! Well, it's dirty, you see, how dirty! ”

Zhou Xiaocao was about to say more, Yan Qixia pursed her lips and said, "Okay, Lang Jun, can't you see that she wants to ride with you?" ”

Zhou Xiaocao's head shook like a rattle: "How can this be done?" Thinking of me 'contemporary Yanagishita Megumi, innocent little virgin' is not in vain! Ask me to ride with a woman I don't know, how can it match my jade pot ice heart that can show the sun and the moon"

Yan Qixia snorted and said softly, "Okay, let's go." ”

Seeing that Yan Qixia had already left, Zhou Xiaocao looked at Yan Qixia, looked at the woman on the ground with an expectant face, and sighed: "You are real, but women and villains are difficult to raise!" It is said that three women are in one play, and I see two of them almost what, my wife is waiting for me! (To be continued......)