Nanjing City is full of notices, painted with portraits of everyone, I have to say that the sword ghost wolf memory is really good, as long as the people he has seen can accurately remember the appearance, even Meng Lin and Xia Dade and others He remembers the wolf clearly, and the portrait is also vivid. At that time, the situation was urgent, and everyone went to the rescue without makeup, each of them acted in their true colors, so now when Lu Bing and others entered the city, they all made up and went forward, Lu Bing made a big mole on his face, and Meng Lin pretended to be a Luo pot, Xia Dade had the most special body shape, so he got him two small buns, like a naughty boy, and let him play a fool with a sick brain.

Originally, they wanted to laugh when they looked at each other, but when everyone saw Yang Dengyun's honor, they didn't laugh at each other, Yang Dengyun looked like an old farmer, with a Shaanxi native accent, and he didn't have anything to do to make a steamed bun in his hand and sat on the dung truck and ate it, not too dirty, don't have this wine gourd around his waist, and his nose was deliberately turned red, and he had a red nose, anyway, the shadow of a generation of grandmasters who were arrogant and arrogant was not found at all.

Several people came to the city gate, the big dung buckets on the two carriages were stinking, and the pedestrians covered their noses to make way, and the city gate, which was originally slightly crowded, flashed a wide road, and it seemed that the big dung carts were still beneficial. The officers and soldiers also covered their noses and asked routinely, "What are you doing in the city?" ”

Yang Dengyun took a bite of the pancake, and said in a Shaanxi dialect while chewing: "Official, let's go to the city to pull dung and go back to dry dung cakes." ”

The officer and soldier pursed his lips, seeing that Yang Dengyun ate so deliciously, he couldn't help but pout, covered his mouth disgustingly and said, "You don't fucking be dirty, let's go quickly." After speaking, he smelled the smell of green onions in the steamed bun, and the officer and soldier almost vomited. Yang Dengyun asked: "Official, what happened in the city, why did you investigate it so strictly." ”

The officer and soldier covered his nose and raised his eyebrows and said: "Don't ask less questions, anyway, after entering the city, collect the dung and hurry out of the city, close the city gate before it gets dark, and then you will be arrested if you sleep outside. Okay, okay, get out, if you stay any longer, I won't have the appetite to eat at noon. ”

"Yes, yes, yes." Yang Dengyun nodded again and again, waved his hand behind him, Lu Bing Menglin drove the carriage, and Xia Dade walked towards the city with the bucket.

"Stand for me!" A sharp voice shouted, Lu Bing and the others stood still, their backs relaxed and their steps sank and pretended not to know kung fu, but the front half of their bodies were tense, and once there was a change, they would start killing. Yang Dengyun looked back and smiled flatteringly: "Oh, this father-in-law, what's the matter?" ”

The male duck snorted coldly and said to the officers and soldiers: "If you don't check, what if the gangsters get in?" Several harvest officers and soldiers squinted their eyes, turned their backs and scolded in a low voice and climbed into the car, Lu Bing snickered, and it could be seen that their mouth shape said: "Dog eunuch." ”

As soon as the lid of the dung bucket was opened, one person immediately vomited, everyone was busy checking the big dung bucket, and they didn't look too seriously, they opened it and covered it at a glance, the dung bucket was extremely high, and ordinary people couldn't see the scene in the bucket at all, even if they could, no one wanted to, after all, the stench was unbearable. It was a eunuch who called Yang Dengyun and Lu Bing and his party just now, looking up and down at the group, seeing Lu Bing's physique with his head down, he couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile, and then quietly walked over and hooked Lu Bing's buttocks. Lu Bing's waist was like a white-faced general on the stage, and the father-in-law walked around to Lu Bing, hooked the chin of Lu Bing's lowered head with his fingers, and lifted it up, and couldn't help but retreat again and again in fright, scolding: "It's a loss of this good body, such a big mole on the face, it's disgusting, I scared my father-in-law to death." ”

The father-in-law circled around Xia Dade again, Xia Dade looked at the inner prison like an angry King Kong, Lu Bing secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, Xia Dade was short-tempered, in case the dog eunuch made a bad speech and annoyed Xia Dade, Xia Dade would definitely do it, and it would leak out at that time.

But Lu Bing didn't expect that Xia Dade gasped and looked at the eunuch, and suddenly grinned, saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth, looking like a fool, with crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes bouncing like an unenlightened naughty child. The eunuch was startled and immediately understood, and brushed his sleeves away, and when the officers and soldiers saw that the eunuch was far away, they scolded: "It's okay, you guys should go quickly, it stinks to death." ”

Lu Bing and the others entered the city smoothly, found a corner and took out the things hidden in the bucket, and then everyone found a place to wash their hands, Lu Bing quickly turned the mud from the ground into a small clay figure and gave it to Xia Dade and said: "Second brother, if you put it at my time, you will definitely be able to win the Oscar little golden man, I will give you a little clay figure first." ”

"What do you mean? Do you mean I'm acting well? Xia Dade said, Lu Bing stretched out his thumb and said: "The second brother has a high level of understanding, amazing, you can guess what Oscar means, no less." ”

"Okay, don't make trouble, I'll go find out the news on the market, you take a break to check the blades and gunpowder, flash when you encounter a situation, let's gather in the Confucius Temple in the evening, there is a place of fireworks, although there are many people and miscellaneous eyes, but it is also convenient to hide." Meng Lin said.

Yang Dengyun nodded and said, "I'll go too, we'll see you later, Lu Bing, you and Brother Xia still hid the things in the haystack in the car, and it will be convenient to take them later." ”

"Okay." Lu Bing replied.

Yang Dengyun and Meng Lin flashed into the crowded street, and Xia Dade and Lu Bing also hid their things in the hay after checking them and headed towards the Confucius Temple. Lu Bing couldn't help sighing, in the Confucius Temple, he met Meng Xueqing, a beautiful woman like a fairy, and he also became a good friend with Huang Di here, but if he hadn't followed Huang Di to the Qinglou again and again, then Yang Feiyan would not have followed him, a girl's family couldn't tell the difference between the Qinglou and the brothel, so she must have thought about it. Yang Feiyan's thoughts about Lu Bing, Lu Bing knows the truth, but Lu Bing only thinks that this is an impulse and the concept of chastity, not love, Lu Bing is consciously too young, but either he doesn't love it, or he just finds a vigorous love relationship, but he can't be so confused together. Hey, the Confucius Temple is such an eventful place.

Both of them stinked along the way, and because they were pulling the dung truck, many families began to clean up the "things" in their homes

and pour it into the dung bucket behind the carriage. When he walked to the front of the Sixi Hall of the Confucius Temple, a turtle dressed as a scholar stopped Lu Bing, he obviously didn't recognize Lu Bing, who had been dressed in disguise, Lu Bing and Xia Dade walked into the back hall with the man, and moved the big toilet that summarized the "products" of the entire Sixi Hall together.

After moving around, the turtle man suddenly ran away because of something, and told Xia Dade and Lu Bing not to run around, Xia Dade breathed a sigh of relief, and said thoughtfully: "This tavern is so clean and chic, I am embarrassed to say foul words to your second brother." ”

Lu Bing shook his head and smiled: "It turns out that you don't know the second brother, this is the Qinglou." ”

"This is the Qinglou, so where do you do it from?" Xia Dade said, and Lu Bing replied with a smile: "This is not a brothel salted meat village. ”

"Oh." Xia Dade responded thoughtfully, his voice was very loud, a girl was coming down from the upper floor, and laughed out loud, Xia Dade looked up and couldn't help but be stunned, this girl is too pink and cute.

Lu Bing hurriedly turned around, but the girl was really poisonous, Lu Bing put on makeup, and used a big mole to divert the attention of others, but the girl still recognized it and shouted, "Mr. Lu." Lu Bing rushed up with an arrow and covered the girl's mouth with his hand, this store has not yet served customers at a loss, so no one heard. Lu Bing shushed and said to you: "How did you recognize me." ”

"Stinky to death, stinky to death, how did you become a dung carrier. How did I recognize it? If you want to raise your head like this, I won't recognize it, but as soon as you lowered your head just now, I recognized it by looking at the figure. By the way, why did you enter the city, this morning the government sent someone to find my husband, saying that you are a thief in the imperial court. Xiangyun said, Lu Bing shook his head secretly, knowing that he was self-defeating, and the gentleman that the maid Xiangyun said was Meng Xueqing, so Lu Bing asked: "Then everyone has nothing to do with Meng, right?" ”

"Even if you have a conscience, since you left that day, my husband didn't think about it, I'm afraid that I have lovesickness, how do I know that I heard your letter today, but you became a thief, what the hell is going on. Don't worry, my husband is fine, she is not your comrade, and besides, our Sixi Hall is not no one above" Xiangyun said, and as he spoke, the door facing the gate opened, and Meng Xueqing walked out and said: "Xiangyun, let you get me something, why is it so slow" Meng Xueqing said more and more slowly, obviously he saw Lu Bing and Xia Dade after makeup.

Suddenly, Meng Xueqing burst into tears, ran down the stairs, and plunged into Lu Bing's arms, ignoring Lu Bing's stinky body and crying: "You are here, I thought you were caught by the government." ”

Lu Bing couldn't help but be a little moved, although Meng Xueqing had a poor career, she was like a goddess in Lu Bing's heart, but this happiness came too violently, which made Lu Bing feel a little real and illusory, the ancients didn't deceive me, this feeling was too fast and sincere. Between the snorts, there was the body fragrance on Meng Xueqing's body, Lu Bing was young and vigorous, and the tent was unconsciously propped up on his pants, Meng Xueqing's face turned red and Lu Bing said, "Come into the house with me, don't let people see the flaws." ”

Lu Bing's face was also flushed, knowing the changes in his body just now, and understanding Meng Xueqing's pun, he could only try to calm himself down, and said after thinking about it: "Don't be busy first, our carriage is still parked outside, hide the things first, let's go to the back door, let Xiangyun wait for us at the back door." ”

"Okay." Meng Xueqing nodded, Lu Bing turned around and went down the stairs, moved the toilet and walked towards the door, and suddenly saw Xia Dade still standing there, his mouth was really stupid, his eyes were staring at Xiangyun and he couldn't pull his legs, and his saliva was dripping.

Lu Bing walked out of the hall quickly, his face was full of shame, his second brother is really hungry, the monkey is anxious, it's too embarrassing.

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