Chapter 108: It's not that enemies don't get together
"Today, you Lao Tzu and I, I will do your case of picking quarrels and provoking trouble, saying that you are demagogic and stirring up riots on the streets, and I will arrest you in prison if it is light, and I can kill you now if it is serious. Hmph, you say, whether to admit the fight or the punishment. The brocade guard yelled.
"How do you say admit punishment?" Yang Weijie said, Lu Bing has not come forward, Yang Weijie thought that Lu Bing did not show up or was afraid of the person in front of him, this person was just a street patrol brocade, how could Lu Bing be afraid of him, Yang Weijie couldn't understand the strange, but now he had to persuade him with good words, hoping to calm down the matter.
"I will deal with you if you are beaten, and I will spare you if you take a hundred taels of silver, and then call out to one of us, Father, and get under our crotch, and I will spare you." The brocade guard still said arrogantly.
Lu Bing's cup kept hitting his teeth, making a clattering sound, although Ouyang Qu and Gong Yongqing were afraid, but they were not as good as Lu Bing, at this time, seeing Lu Bing so indifferent, the two of them couldn't help but feel a little disdainful in their hearts. Lu Bing was nervous now as if he was going to pull it over at any time, and suddenly he squirted out a mouthful of tea, and the brocade clothes that sprayed were all over his body. The man shouted, "you dead." ”
Saying that, the big-eared melon seeds wanted to slam Lu Bing's face, just now the teacup blocked Lu Bing's face, and he couldn't see Lu Bing's face clearly, but now he can see it clearly, the slap suddenly stopped in the air, turned around and slammed it towards his face, "pop" that is called a crisp.
Lu Bing wasn't scared, he couldn't be happy, he leaned back and laughed, it turned out that he was holding back his laughter just now, and he was trembling when he laughed. Lu Bing pointed to the brocade guard and said, "Long time no see." What is your name, why are you still so virtuous? The brocade guard was a leader, and Lu Bing, who didn't know the soldiers who followed him, was furious. But he was stopped by him, he really knew Lu Bing, and he had a lot of connections with Lu Bing.
This person is not an outsider, it is the eldest elder Liu in the brocade guard. Who is Da Lao Liu? In just a few words, you can go back to the beginning and bring back memories. When Lu Bing first joined Jinyiwei, Lao Liu was an internal affairs officer in the position of a hundred households, responsible for military affairs. As a result, Lu Bing didn't know that not everyone in the Jinyi Guards of Lu Dao wore a flying fish suit and crossed the embroidered spring knife, so he asked Lao Liu for it.
This old Liu is not clean, but a corrupt person. The inventory in the library has long been resold by him, and besides, the general brocade guards have clothes, and no one wears them except for business trips on weekdays, and some of them pull some good materials to make clothes. As for the Flying Fish suit. Where are you going to get it? That's not what everybody deserves.
Lao Liu lost his heart, and he became angry when he spoke under the weakness of his heart. Lu Bing was young at that time, and his temperament was called a lie, it happened that Lao Liu and his subordinates didn't have a door, and they were used to bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, and they didn't have any eyes, and they consciously could provoke anyone and were not afraid, but at that time, Lu Bing was annoyed and was beaten by Lu Bing in Zaibei Town. That's a shame.
At that time, Lu Bing was covered by Emperor Zhu Houxi, and even Luo An, the commander of the Jinyi Guard, also pretended to be friends with Lu Bing. Calling him a brother, who would dare to provoke this kind of upstart. This is how the matter was dealt with, Lu Bing didn't have anything to do, Lao Liu came to apologize, and sent Lu Bing a flying fish suit and an embroidered spring knife, and the commander-in-chief of the Jinyi Wei at that time made Luo An also turn Lu Bing's street patrol brocade into a street patrol flaunt, openly allowing them to wear flying fish clothes that do not match their identity, and they did not shy away from trespassing at all.
Lao Liu thought that this matter was over, and indeed Lu Bing didn't bother with him, the matter should have ended, but unfortunately Lao Liu's luck was not good.
Lu Bing had an incident after this, that is, he traveled on behalf of the Son of Heaven and was attacked in Changzhou, but he ended up with a disability, and for a while everything that Lu Bing didn't like had to be removed, and Lu Bing became even more popular after he was injured. Lao Liu is not among them, not because he was pardoned or because he had a hard relationship, but because others forgot about him.
Lao Liu thought that he had escaped again, but it happened that Lu Song became Lao Liu's boss at that time, so the officials above Lao Liu directly took Lao Liu from the position of 100 households in order to tie up with Lu Song, and became the general flag responsible for street patrol matters. Of course, Lu Song only heard about this matter a little, and he didn't take it to heart, he just showed his personal affection, because in Lu Song's opinion, Lao Liu is just a villain, not enough to take it to heart, and under the disparity in status, even if he is punished, Lu Song's mood will not be happy.
It doesn't matter to Lu Song, but for Lao Liu, it's bad news like a thunderbolt from the blue. Lao Liu's bitterness, the difference between the old and the bad of stealing oil and water and sitting in the yamen is gone, replaced by the drudgery of patrolling the street and sweating, isn't this the work that Lu Bing did back then, it's really feng shui in turn.
If the matter is over at this point, forget it, even after Lu Song was transferred to the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies, there was no one to suppress him, Lao Liu still felt that his spring was coming, and he thought that the relationship between the activities and activities in the past could be promoted. Even if you can't return to your original position, you can restore the official position of 100 households.
It's okay not to be active, but it's an eye-catcher, the commander at that time was Wang Zuo, what kind of person is Wang Zuo, Lu Song's friend, Wang Zuo's promotion was still recommended by Lu Song, and he was promoted as an old man in Xingwangfu. If it weren't for Lu Bing and Zhu Houxi's later troubles, which caused Lu Song's career to be affected, the position of the commander of Jinyiwei should now be Lu Song's, where is the wheel of Wang Zuo.
When Wang Zuo saw Lao Liu's name, he asked casually, and then turned over the matter of Lu Bing back then, but now it was okay, Wang Zuo directly decided to kick Lao Liu out of Jinyiwei's team. Lao Liu wanted to cry without tears, and how many relationships he found was able to keep the establishment of Jinyiwei, but it changed from the general flag to the small flag.
Lao Liu is smart, he has done a lot of immoral things before, and now if he is really kicked out of the Jinyi Guard, he is afraid that he will be retaliated against by the enemy, so he scattered all his family wealth to keep his military status, and he is still an official of the Jinyi Guard, but he has become the smallest official. But Lao Liu also felt very fortunate that as long as he had an official position, his neighbors and enemies would not be able to attack him.
Lao Liu has changed from the original fragrant gluttony to the current street rat everyone shouts and beats, both times because of Lu Bing. Therefore, Lu Bing's face will turn countless times a day in front of Lao Liu's eyes, and then scold countless times, saying in his heart that if you see him again, it will be your death. I will definitely cut Lu Bing with a thousand knives. Now that his dream has come true, he met Lu Bing again, and he raised his hand to hit Lu Bing, this matter seems to be the will of God.
Lao Liu's hand was powerless at all, and he hit his face in a circle, making five bloody palm prints. He shook his buzzing head and said, "It doesn't seem to be a dream, mother." ”
"There's no mother here, it's all your father." Lu Bing smiled: "What." What's your name, and what are you doing here, and what are you doing here, and you're having a good meal over there. Come to me and do something! ”
Lu Bing's voice suddenly became stern. Frightened, Lao Liu fell to the ground, and then quickly got up and said: "Under the Jinyi Guard Patrol Street Banner, Liu Fugui." Today is the day when the ancestor and his mother make a vow, so that they will eat vegetarian food the next day, so they came to raise a good fast. Just now I didn't know Taishan, so I offended your old man, so you can spare the little one. ”
Liu Fugui made a series of moves, but Lu Bing was calm. made the other Jinyiwei and Ouyang Qu and Gong Yongqing inexplicable, Lu Bing didn't look very old. What is sacred?
Lu Bing said with a smile: "It's strange here, I'm a citizen, you're an official, you let me spare you, it's good if you don't pursue me." ”
"The little ones don't dare, the lower officials don't dare." Liu Fugui was scared, he had already descended to Xiaoqi, and he was afraid that he wouldn't even be able to do ordinary brocade guards if he went any further, so he went home directly. Last year, his concubine ran away with a fellow villager because she had no oil and water and her income decreased.
And his wife has long been ignoring himself because he is spending all day drinking outside, relatives at home, former friends are slowly leaving him, and there are many people walking back and forth outside the house every day, and it turns out to be an enemy when he looks closely, and it seems that he is just waiting for himself to kick out of the official status and then come to take revenge. The kitchen knives in their hands, and the bluestone slabs, reminded Liu Fugui of his flesh and blood spurting out or his head blooming. At this time, his legs were weak, and he knelt down in front of Lu Bing with a "plop", hugged Lu Bing's thighs and cried: "My lord, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I don't dare to do this anymore, I changed it." ”
"I'll rub it, your brain is a pig's brain, I said that I am a citizen and you are an official, Liu Fugui, what kind of fucking nerves do you have, if you don't do it well, I'm really angry." Lu Bing reprimanded helplessly, Liu Fugui cried for a while, his mind cleared up a little, and after listening to Lu Bing's words, his eyes rolled before he figured out, it seems that Lu Bing didn't want others to know his identity, and then looked at these scholars, Liu Fugui guessed probably.
After all, Liu Fugui has been in the officialdom for so many years, turning his face is faster than turning a book, his tears immediately stopped, and he said to Lu Bing: "I was joking with you just now, hahaha, it's been a long time since I saw you recently, okay?" Am I still so no-nonsense, I love to joke. ”
"Okay, naturally it's good, how are you, it seems that you are having a good time." Lu Bing immediately pretended to be polite to Liu Fugui, and said in his heart that this Liu Fugui is also a talent, and put up a maze array to make others think that his friend was making fun of him, Lu Bing couldn't help but smile.
Liu Fugui saw Lu Bing's heartfelt smile, and suddenly seemed to be blown by the warm spring breeze, not to mention how comfortable it was, the rotten chrysanthemum fat face showed a flattering disgusting look: "Look at what you said, no matter how comfortable you are, you are not as comfortable." I heard you talking next door just now, so I wanted to tease you, why don't you introduce me to these brothers? ”
"I don't think there's any need for this, we still have something to say, if you're busy, let's go first." Lu Bing looked at Liu Fugui's face and felt a little sick to his stomach, afraid that it wouldn't look good if he spit it out, so he hurriedly said.
"Well, brothers, talk about this, this meal is mine, it's mine, no one should rob me. If you encounter something in the capital, just report my name to Liu Fugui, so what, big brother, you play first, I'll go. Liu Fugui smiled and retreated, in addition to the door, he also closed the door by the way.
Ouyang Qu reacted and asked, "Brother Chiming, what the hell is going on, is there something wrong with this person?" Ouyang Qu said and pointed to his head.
Lu Bing nodded and said nonsense: "It may not be normal, I just remember his surname Liu, what is the specific name of him Today he said it himself, I just remembered, the family owed a lot of money to our family before, and now he doesn't pay it back, although it is not the money that eats human flesh and drinks human blood, but after a long time, the profits have also turned a lot." I wonder if it's because I owe too much money that this kid is going insane. Hey, it's just such a relationship, so we know him and I'm a little afraid of me, this money is sometimes better than being an official, money can be powered. I have to ask when I go back, if I can't do it, I will waive the money that Lao Liu owes, it can be regarded as doing a good thing, accumulating virtue and doing good, don't really force a good one. ”
After Lu Bing finished speaking, he looked at Gong Yongqing and Ouyang Qu, the two looked at each other, with a look of disbelief in their eyes, and after a while, they looked at Lu Bing and Yang Weijie.
Lu Bing can be regarded as knowing that after such an obvious farce, these two people have begun to doubt themselves. It's still good friends if you don't see it through, not to mention that Ouyang Qu and Gong Yongqing are still living in Lu Bing's room, so it's not easy to ask anything directly. In the next few days, as if this had never happened, several people read and wrote in the room every day, or went out to eat and drink with Lu Bing.
They found that Lu Bing's sometimes improvised poems had the flavor of Jin Ge Iron Horse, but they had to admit that his writing was brilliant and quite popular, so they also looked at Lu Bing even more. As for the taste of the battlefield in the poem, this is not difficult for those who have experienced it to understand, and the poems written by some pseudo-military fans who write military poems and side poems cannot imitate the heroism and freedom on the battlefield.
And Lu Bing has exactly these, which also makes Ouyang Qu and Gong Yongqing even more strange. As for Lu Bing, he has benefited a lot, after a few days of contact, he found that the literary talent and knowledge of these three people are by no means under Yang Shen, as the saying goes, listening to your words is better than reading for ten years, Lu Bing and them have been together for a few days, their knowledge has improved by leaps and bounds, although they dare not say that they are proficient, but they are also stained with a lot of fur.
A few days later, the examination began, the examination was a national examination, the crowd was crowded, and the students went to the examination room, Lu Bing stood in front of the Gongyuan of the Ministry of Rites, lined up in a long line, and said with a secret smile in his heart: "Nima, the national civil service examination is not enough." (To be continued......)